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[English]

I sincerely hope the rest of your party

is returning nah just me all

alone dinner for six for

one well you boys are about to see

something really special

how is everything sir excellent the

Shrew in particular was

Exquisite well I hope you've got some

room left happy birthday to you happy

birthday to you happy birthday dear Joey

Joey

joy happy birthday to you it's the best

birthday

ever hey he so I'm late did I miss

anything well Joey stuffing 15 Oreos in

his

mouth 15 your personal

best so where were you oh on a date yeah

I met this girl on the train going to a

Museum upstate oh yeah how you meet her

Museum no answer

his okay it was just me and her at the

back of the train and I sat near the

doors so she'd have to pass by me if she

wanted to like switch cars she was

totally at my Mercy were you so late

because you were burying this

woman no I'm getting back now because

she lives in pypy she seems really great

but she's like 2 and 1 half hours away

how can she' be great if she's from

pipy okay that joke would have killed an

Albany done I did it h who's stupid now

this cake is amazing m my god get a

room I would get a room with this cake I

think I could show this cake a good

time if you had to what would you give

up food or sex

sex seriously answer

faster oh I'm sorry honey know when she

said sex I wasn't thinking about sex

with

you it's like a giant

hug Ross how about you with would you

give up sex or food food okay how about

um sex or

dinosaurs oh my God it's like Sophie's

Choice oh God what about you Joe what

would you give up sex or food uh

uh I don't know it's too hard no you got

to pick

one uh food no sex food TX food I don't

know oh God I want both I want I want

girls on

bread

[Applause]

turkey jelly those are my maternity

pants no no these are my Thanksgiving

pants well that's it I'm done

here come the meat

sweats well Joey we're all we're all

very proud of you yes I believe we can

expect a call from the president any

moment

now is there anything we can do for you

no just nobody press on my stomach you

can keep those pants by the

way what you got there is that pie

yeah you want some uh just cut me a

little

sliver a little

bigger I'm

bigger what are you afraid you're going

to run out cut me a real

piece get anything that's not Ralph

Lauren yeah I don't think so

Joe all right I guess this will be fun

Hey listen uh what are you what are you

doing tonight nothing what how how would

you feel about taking out my assistant

tag I'll

pay M I got to say it's going to take a

lot of money for me to go out on a date

with a

dude I'm not asking you to go on a date

with him really cuz I could kind of use

the money

no Joey just just he's new in town and I

know he doesn't have any guy friends

just take him to like a ball game or

something I'd really appreciate it yeah

okay sure no problem thank you oo hey

Donuts yeah

glad that you saved Ross in the car

backfired but it could have been a

bullet and you you know you didn't try

to save

me oh you're upset because you think I

chose Ross over you no I knew you could

take care of yourself you know I mean

Ross he needs help he's not Street like

us what it comes down to is you would

risk your life for Ross before you would

for me that's the bottom

line what no not exactly all right look

I I wasn't trying to save

Ross

okay my sandwich was next to

Ross all

right I I was trying to save my

sandwich from a

bullet I know it doesn't make much sense

much sense CH it was Instinct okay I

just went for it so you risked your life

for a sandwich I know it sounds crazy

but Chandler this is the greatest

sandwich in the

world so you didn't uh choose Ross

before me no I would never do that you

you're like my

brother really yeah in fact to prove how

how much you mean to

me

here thanks oh oh easy it's not a hot

dog how good is that

oh see mhm hey dude what are you

doing I thought you were showing me how

much I mean to you yeah with a bite

jeez we're so sorry we're late please

let us in so we can have dinner together

no everything's cold the turkeyy dried

out and the the stuffings all soggy yeah

and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce

that what happens to Cranberry sauce

nothing it's fine oh thank

God oh I just remembered we do have

something to eat Monica put something in

our oven this morning oh yeah hey you

touch that and you will be sorry guys I

listen to her the vein is bigger than I

ever seen

it oh my God it's Brussel

routs that's worse than no

food haha all you got it was Monica's

stinky brussel sprouts stinky please let

me stay on this side of the

door it all look so

beautiful the turkey the stuffing the

cranberries and a monkey could have made

them Hey listen guys we feel really

terrible he's doing that weird eye

contact thing don't look at him don't

look at him come on you guys we want you

to know we're very very

sorry right

guys I feel terrible

sorry but let's not ruin this day you

work so hard let's move past this and

try to have a nice meal all together the

floating heads do make a good

point yeah they do seem to feel pretty

bad so bad so bad so

bad

okay okay you two go get the dessert and

I'll let you in

dessert yeah I asked you and Phoebe to

pick up the pies you did remember right

pies oh we thought you said

prize

here grand supreme little darling

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congratulations my God you forgot the

pies well I can't believe this you

forced me to make dinner then you're an

hour late and you forget the one little

thing that I asked you to do really

girls not

cool well you manads aren't any better

you lied about going to the game you

knew it would make you late and you

still went anyway hey I'm getting a

little tired of this okay we said we're

sorry it's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes

a day of forgiveness it's a day to be

thankful don't make me come up

there too late for apologies fine let's

just go I don't need you stupid dinner

that would be a lot more convincing if

you weren't

drooling oh is that what that

is come on you guys let's just do our

own Thanksgiving yeah I'll cook yeah

let's go out

hey yeah you three have a nice

Thanksgiving the three of us yeah you

Chan and the

[Applause]

vain or you could just you know

what the hell are you

doing what the hell am I doing he just

broke my

fridge what what how do you know how do

you know it's even Broken Oh you think I

don't know what breaks my

fridge excuse

me well what do you know

broken that'll be

$400 Joey I saw you push

him you push

them Joey I did not break this okay that

has been broken for a

while Chan remember I told you about our

fridge uh-huh I still haven't gotten the

check for your half

yet do not give him any money I'm not

talking to you you broke my fridge my

star student you know you call me that

before so I took the liberty of

fashioning a star out of aluminum foil

now no pressure you like my cookies you

give me the

star wow a

star I know you all hate me and and I'm

sorry but I don't

care okay Joey you're up

next oh my God this is amazing you get

an A

I got an

A A in school hey I'm a

dork Joey I'm so proud of you I think

you should give him your star excuse

me he doesn't even know what he's doing

we're all beginners here nobody knows

what they're doing I do I'm a

professional

chef oh relax it's not a courtroom

drama if you're a professional chef what

are you doing taking introduction to

cooking yeah

I'm I'm sorry it's just that um well I

cook at this restaurant alesandro's and

um I just got a really bad review oh

alandr I love that place you do oh yes

you're an excellent Chef as a person

you're a little oh I'm totally crazy but

you like the

food very much okay then I don't stink

I'm a good Chef

okay who who I don't want to go I'm

having fun well actually did either of

you pay for this class hey hey hey if my

friend says it's time to go it's time to

go hey look at me I'm making

Jam 4:00 this morning where'd you get

fruit at 4 in the morning went down to

the docks bet you didn't know you can

get it wholesale I didn't know there

were

docks hey hey oh is it broken no I'm

going to wear this thing for a couple of

weeks did you tell the doctor you did it

jumping up and down on your

bed no had a whole story worked out but

then uh Chandler sold me out well I'm

sorry Joe I didn't think the doctor was

going to buy that it just fell out of

the

socket what is this

fruit Monica's making Jam who Jam I love

Jam hey how come we never have Jam at

our place because the kids need new

shoes one end of business people I'm

sick and tired of being depressed about

Richard I needed a plan plan to get over

my man what's the opposite of man

jam oh Joey don't it's way too

hot this will just be my

badge remember when you were a kid and

your mom would drop you off at the

movies with a Jar Jam and a little

they're so

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[Applause]

pretty m

m gone for more jars back later Monica

[Applause]

Geller they called the sperm bank today

they haven't sold a single unit of

triani

nobody wants my

product I mean I I I don't get it you

know I

mean maybe if they met me in

person honey you got a little thing in

your get

it

yeah I don't believe in these crazy

diets you know just everything in

moderation your muffins

uh I'll take those to

go for the

kids oh I know what I wanted to ask you

you were on the show years ago and then

they killed you off what happened there

it's so stupid I said some stuff in an

interview that I really shouldn't have

said but believe me that is not going to

happen

today understood so what did you say

back then oh I said that

come on Joey right I told you everything

I knew last night look it's not that big

a deal so Monica and Chandler are doing

it I cannot believe you would say that

sorry Monica and Chandler are making

love no I mean come on this is a huge

deal come on I I need more details like

who who initiated the first kiss I don't

know

is he romantic with

her I don't

know are they in

love I don't

know you don't know anything oh I know

one thing what they did it right there

on the couches also just so you know I'm

not going to make a turkey this year

what well Phoebe doesn't eat turkey

Phoebe turkeys are beautiful intelligent

animals no they're not they're ugly and

stupid and delicious

right it's it's not just Phoebe Will's

still on a diet Chandler doesn't eat

Thanksgiving food and Rachel's having

her aversion to poultry she is yeah did

you remember I had to leave the room the

other day when you had that roast

chicken yeah but I thought that was just

cuz I put the whole thing on my hand and

made it walk across the

table anyway it just doesn't seem worth

it to make a whole turkey for just three

people okay it's just it's it's a lot of

work but you got to have turkey on

Thanksgiving I mean Thanksgiving with no

turkey is like like for to July with no

apple pie or or Friday with no two

pizzas all right fine if it means that

much to you but just there's going to be

a ton left over no no there won't I

promise I will finish that turkey right

you're telling me you can eat almost an

entire turkey in one sitting that's

right cuz I'm a

tribiani this is what we

do I mean we may not be great thinkers

or or world leaders we don't read a lot

or run very fast but damn it we can eat

we love you and we're here for you luck

good luck

thanks hey ra you uh you want some

sandwich oh what is in that olive loaf

and hams spread no mayo oh no no cuz

Mayo that would make it gross hey hey no

oh oh oh run baby run no no no no please

oh I do so want to love all animals

please

no a bone get a bone you got a kidding

me look Kibbles B oh God all right get

the hell off my leg you yippy piece of

crap okay all right we have a problem

well why don't you just reach out and

take his

trampoline okay here I know what we can

do hey hey hey

no okay doggy get the get the

sandwich okay go get that sandwich get

the sandwich do doy go doggy get the

sandwich get okay Joy the dog will lick

himself but he will not touch your

sandwich what does that

tell well if he's not going to eat it I

will are you crazy Fe he's just a little

dog 385 what do you mean yesterday you

said I was too pretty to pay for stuff

it's just I can't because my manager

said that

I happy birthday birthday to you happy

birthday to you happy birthday dear

Annie Amy

Amy happy birthday to you hey hey that's

weird today's my birthday too yeah not

in here it

isn't happy birthday to

[Music]

you you're paying for that but no no no

it's her birthday you've sung happy

birthday to 20 different women

today but it really were no longer

authorized to distribute birthday

muffins

Joey got you the Joey special two

pizzas

Joe hello damn

it hello no Joey's not here right now

but I can take a message I

think he still got a chance for the part

oh that's great great news well no

obviously not for the actor who was

mauled by his

dog oh well that's great I will give

Joey the message thank you

yes okay

Mac

audition at

two

allergy

actor attacked

by

dog

not

flowers hey please tell me you got the

message what message the actor playing

Mac couldn't do it they needed to see

you at 2:00 what it's

6:00 I wrote I wrote it on the board I

wrote it on the board then I went all

over New York City looking for you I

went to Ross's I went to the coffee

house I went to any place that they make

sandwiches I can't believe this Chandler

sorry I I I don't know what to say well

you you might say

congratulations I saw the board I went

to the audition I got the

board is that supposed to be funny I was

really worried over here oh well I'm you

know sometimes that fake out thing is

just mean oh wow okay man I'm sorry I

did not mean to make you feel feel bad

well that's good because you didn't and

I'm incredibly happy for

you that's

mean hey he so you guys doing okay yeah

we talked and Monica made me see that I

overreacted a little bit and some things

in life are more important yeah

baby I'm really glad you guys are okay

but I just keep thinking what would

happen if if you two actually had hooked

up honey dinner's

ready what's my little chef got for me

tonight your

favorite fried stuff with

cheese Y and lots of

it thanks

sweetheart show you

you want to go yeah here we go here we

go here

we how you

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doing

hello

hello

baby joey what's going on

[Laughter]

oh my God I know it's

stuck step how did he get on I put it on

to scare

Chandler oh my God Monica's going to

totally freak out well then help me get

it off plus what it smells really bad in

here of course it smells really bad you

have your head up a dead

animal oh

[Laughter]

hey did you get the turkey B oh my God

oh my

God who is that it's

Joey what what are you doing and is this

supposed to be funny no it's not

supposed to be funny it's supposed to be

scary get that off now I can't it's

stuck I don't care that that turkey has

to feed 20 people at my parents house

and they're not going to eat it off your

head hold on okay let's just all

think okay I got it D all right you pull

I'm going to spread the legs as wide as

I

can Joey no it's not the time sorry

right okay count to three one two

three it worked I scared you I knew

it I'm over here big guy yeah you are

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
birthday ˈbɜːrθ.deɪ A1	noun - the anniversary of the day on which a person was born
sandwich ˈsænd.wɪtʃ A2	noun - two slices of bread with a filling such as meat, cheese, or vegetables between them
turkey ˈtɜːr.ki A2	noun - a large bird native to North America, often eaten at festive meals
thanksgiving ˈθæŋksˌɡɪvɪŋ B2	noun - a holiday celebrated in the United States and Canada for giving thanks for the harvest and blessings of the past year
friend frɛnd A1	noun - a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations
party ˈpɑːr.ti A1	noun - a social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking, and entertainment
gift ɡɪft A1	noun - something given voluntarily without payment in return, as a token of appreciation or love
late leɪt A1	adjective - coming after the expected or usual time; delayed
sorry ˈsɒr.i A1	adjective - feeling regret or penitence for an act or for the pain of another
help hɛlp A1	verb - to give assistance or support to someone
danger ˈdeɪn.dʒər B1	noun - the possibility of suffering harm or injury
choice tʃɔɪs B1	noun - the act of selecting or making a decision when faced with two or more possibilities
great ɡreɪt A2	adjective - of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above the normal or average
awesome ˈɔː.səm B2	adjective - extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring awe
food fuːd A1	noun - any nutritious substance that people eat or drink, or that plants absorb, in order to maintain life and growth
sex sɛks B1	noun - the biological distinction between male and female; also, the activity involving sexual intercourse

Key Grammar Structures

• I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.

  ➔ Present Continuous for future arrangements

  ➔ Using "is returning" to describe a planned action in the near future.

• If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?

  ➔ Second Conditional (Hypothetical situations)

  ➔ Uses "had to" (past simple) and "would" to discuss an imaginary choice.

• I wasn't trying to save Ross, okay my sandwich was next to Ross.

  ➔ Past Continuous (Interrupted or ongoing actions in the past)

  ➔ "Wasn't trying" describes an action that was not happening at that specific moment.

• You could have been a bullet.

  ➔ Modal perfect (Past possibility)

  ➔ "Could have been" expresses a possibility that existed in the past.

• I should have said some stuff that I shouldn't have said.

  ➔ Should have + Past Participle (Regret/Past criticism)

  ➔ Used to express regret or indicate that a past action was not appropriate.

• You will be sorry.

  ➔ Future Simple (Prediction/Warning)

  ➔ "Will be" is used here as a stern warning about future consequences.

• I haven't gotten the check for your half yet.

  ➔ Present Perfect (Action not yet completed)

  ➔ Uses "haven't gotten" with "yet" to show an expected action hasn't happened.

• I'm having fun.

  ➔ Present Continuous (State occurring now)

  ➔ Describes the speaker's current emotional state or activity.