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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

I had a dream last night where I was

playing football with my kid.

>> Oh, that's nice. Nice.

>> No, no, with him.

I'm on this field and they they hike me

the baby

and I I know I've got to do something

cuz the Tampa Bay defense is coming

right at me.

>> Tampa Bay has got a terrible team,

>> right? But

it is just me and the baby, so I'm

thinking they can take us.

And so I uh I just hate it downfield.

>> What are you afraid that's a baby?

>> He should take the sack.

>> Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield and I

realize that I'm the one who's supposed

to catch him, right? only I know there

is no way I'm going to get there in

time, right? So, I am running and I'm

running and that that is when I woke up.

See, I I am so not ready to be a father.

>> Hey, you're going to be fine.

>> You're one of the most caring, most

responsible men in North America.

You're going to make a great dad.

>> Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need

better blocking.

>> I'm going to sit down and try to watch

one of these things.

Halftime.

>> Hey, who wants to uh throw the ball

around a little? Maybe get a little

threeon-ree going.

>> Oh, that would be so much fun.

>> Oh, can I play, too? I've never played

football like ever.

>> Great. You can cover Chandler.

>> No, no, I don't. I don't really want to

play.

>> Come on, man. You haven't wanted to do

anything since you and Janice broke up.

>> That's not true. I wanted to wear my

bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all

day. I wanted to start drinking in the

morning. Don't say that. that I don't

have goals.

>> Chandler, you have to start getting over

her. All right. If you play, you get

some fresh air. Maybe you'll take your

mind off Janice. And if you don't play,

everyone will be mad at you cuz the

teams won't be even. Come on.

>> All right. I'll play.

>> Yay. Let's do it. Ros,

>> what?

>> Want to play football?

>> Um, Monica and I aren't supposed to play

football.

>> Says who? Your mom.

Yes.

>> Well, every Thanksgiving, um, we used to

have a touch football game called the

the Geller Bowl.

>> No, no, no. You say that proudly.

>> Anyway, Ross and I were always captains

and um, it got kind of competitive and

one year, Killer Ball six, I

accidentally broke Ross's nose.

>> It was so not an accident. She saw I was

about to tag her. So she threw her big

fat grandma arm elbow in my face.

Just kept running.

>> Just score the winning touchdown. By the

way,

>> ho ho ho. Uh, you did not win the game.

The touchdown didn't count because of

the spectacularly illegal Oh, and by the

way, Savage nose breaking.

>> I won the game.

>> Oh, yeah. Then how come you didn't get

the Geller Cup?

>> There was a Geller Cup.

Yes, it was the trophy you got if you

won the game. But our dad said nobody

won that game. And he was sick of our

fighting. So he took the trophy,

threw it in the lake,

and was the curse lifted.

>> Anyway,

that's when mom said we were not allowed

to play football again. You know what? I

think we should play a game. I mean,

come on. It's been 12 years.

>> Can I see you for a second?

>> What?

>> All right, we're going to play.

>> Well, wait a minute, though. How are we

going to get there? Because my mom won't

let me cross the street.

>> You want to play rough? We can play

rough.

>> Let's get ready to rock.

[Music]

[Applause]

Y'all ready for this?

[Music]

Go go go go go.

[Music]

I love this game.

[Music]

You know, Rachel, funny thing actually.

The uh the end zone starts at that hole.

So you're 5 ft short. So we win.

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait. So explain

something to me, though. If if nobody

tagged Rachel, then isn't the play still

going?

>> Game?

>> I have no idea.

>> What?

>> Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the

game so I don't have to help out with

stuff.

I don't believe you. That is brilliant.

>> And Monica has no idea.

>> Nope. Every once in a while I just yell

and scream stuff at the TV.

>> Hey, what? Hey,

>> is your team winning, hun?

>> Oh, yeah. Anderson just scored again.

>> There's no Anderson.

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
dream driːm A2	noun - a series of thoughts, images, or emotions occurring during sleep verb - to experience thoughts, images, or emotions while asleep
football ˈfʊtˌbɔːl B1	noun - a team sport played with a spherical ball on a field
defense dɪˈfens B2	noun - the action of preventing or resisting attack
downfield daʊnˈfiːld C1	adverb - toward the opponent’s end of the field
catch kætʃ A2	verb - to seize or take hold of something that is moving noun - an act of catching
running ˈrʌnɪŋ A2	verb - moving quickly on foot noun - the act of moving fast on foot
father ˈfɑːðər A1	noun - a male parent
responsible rɪˈspɒnsəbl B2	adjective - able to be trusted to do what is right or to take care of something
blocking ˈblɒkɪŋ B2	noun - the act of protecting a teammate by standing in the way of a defender
halftime ˈhɑːfˌtaɪm B2	noun - the interval between the two halves of a game
touchdown ˈtʌtʃˌdaʊn B2	noun - a score in American football achieved by carrying or catching the ball in the opponent’s end zone
trophy ˈtrəʊfi B1	noun - a cup or other decorative object awarded for a victory
curse kɜːs B1	noun - a solemn utterance intended to bring about misfortune
competitive kəmˈpetətɪv B2	adjective - relating to or characterized by competition
accidentally ˌæksɪˈdɛntəli B2	adverb - by chance; not on purpose
illegal ɪˈliːɡəl B2	adjective - forbidden by law
captain ˈkæptɪn B1	noun - the leader of a team or ship
scream skriːm B1	verb - to utter a loud, sharp sound, especially in fear or excitement
pretending prɪˈtendɪŋ B2	verb - to behave as if something is true when it is not