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Yeah. Well, excuse me for wanting to be

with my girlfriend on our anniversary.

Boy, what an ass am I.

>> But I told you I didn't have the time.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, you never have the time. I mean, I

don't feel like I even have a girlfriend

anymore. Rachel

>> Ross, what do you want from me? You want

me want me to quit my job so you could

feel like you have a girlfriend?

>> No, but it would be nice if you'd

realize that it's just a job.

>> Just a job?

>> Yes. Ross, do you realize this is the

first time in my life I'm doing

something I actually care about? This is

the first time in my life I'm doing

something that I'm actually good at. I

mean, if you don't get that. No.

>> Hey, I get that. Okay, I get that big

time. And I'm happy for you, but I'm

tired of having a relationship with your

answering machine. Okay, I don't know

what to do anymore.

>> Well, neither do I.

>> Is this about Mark?

>> Oh my god.

>> Okay, it's not.

>> Oh my god. I cannot keep having the same

fight over and over again, Ross. No,

you're you're you're making this too

hard.

>> Oh, I'm I'm making this too hard. Okay,

what do you want me to do?

>> I don't know. I don't know. Look, maybe

we should just take a break.

>> Okay. Okay, fine. You're right. Let's uh

let's take a break. Let's cool off.

Okay, let's get some frozen yogurt or

something.

>> No,

>> a break from us.

So, here you are.

Seems like yesterday I was talking to

you in that little petri dish.

[Laughter]

Everyone said labor was the hardest

thing I'd ever have to do, but they were

wrong. This is

Well, I had the most fun with you guys.

I wish I could take you home and see you

every day, but

okay, I'll settle for being your

favorite aunt.

I know Alice's sister has a pool, but

you lived in me.

>> Okay, so we're cool.

Yeah, we're going to be great.

Little high fives.

[Music]

[Music]

Well, if you're going to cry,

[Music]

listen. Uh,

I don't know when I'm going to see you

again.

>> Well, I'm guessing uh tonight at the

coffee house,

>> right? Yeah. Okay. Uh, take care.

>> Yeah.

[Music]

Look,

>> maybe we should go.

>> No, you guys, you really don't have to

go. We're done talking. Wait,

>> come on. Look, I know how you must

>> No, you don't. Ross, imagine

the worst things you think about

yourself. Now, how would you feel if the

one person that you trusted the most in

the world not only thinks them too, but

actually uses them as reasons not to be

with you? No, but but see, I want to be

with you in spite of all those things.

>> Oh, well, that's that's mighty big of

you, Ross. I said don't go.

>> You know what? You know what? If if

things were the other way around, there

is nothing you could put on a list that

would that would ever make me not want

to be with you.

>> Well, then I guess that's the difference

between us. See, God never make a list.

Hey, Kiki.

>> What are you doing? Just trying to get

comfortable. Can't sleep in my

underwear.

>> Well, you're going to

I've been thinking, you know, about how

I'm always seeing girls on top of girls.

Are they end to end or tall like

pancakes?

>> You know what I mean about how I'm

always going out with all these women?

Cuz I always figured when the right one

comes along, I'll be able to be a

standup guy and go the distance. You

know, I'm looking at my dad thinking,

"Hey, you're not him. You're you."

When they were all over you to go into

your father's pipe fitting business, did

you cave?

>> No.

>> No. You decided to go into the out of

work actor business.

Now, that wasn't easy, but you did it.

And I'd like to believe that when the

right woman comes along, you will have

the courage and the guts to say, "No

thanks. I'm married."

You

>> really think so?

>> Yeah, I really do.

>> Thanks, Chandler.

>> Get off.

>> Rachel, ready or not, here comes your

night in shining. Oh no.

>> Bye.

>> Oh dear.

>> Jack, how do I turn this off?

>> Press the button.

>> Which one? Which button, Jack?

>> The button. The button.

>> I can't believe you did that.

>> Yeah. Oh,

>> see he's her lobster.

[Music]

Okay.

Call me when you get there. Okay.

>> Okay. Really going to miss you.

[Music]

>> Oh, I have your key.

>> There you go. Thanks. Yeah.

>> Oh god, this is silly. I'm going to see

you in a couple of hours.

Bye. House.

Bye. Bye.

[Music]

[Music]

She really left.

>> Thank you.

>> No problem. rooming.

>> Can I ask you a question?

>> Sure.

>> What the hell is that dog doing here?

>> Let me just say something because once

we get into this, I'm going to get all

uncomfortable and probably make some

stupid joke.

I just want to say that I I love you

and I'm going to miss you

and I'm so sad that you're leaving.

Oh, you know what?

Let's not say anything else. I love you.

>> Not so tight.

>> Oh.

I know Chandler was kidding, but it

happens every time he touches my

stomach. I mean, I'm really worried the

baby's not going to like him.

>> Are you okay?

>> Well, yeah, sure.

>> Uh,

look, the uh the reason

>> Is it hot in here?

>> No, not not for me. But why don't you

take off your sweater?

>> I would, but this is a nice place. And

my t-shirt has a picture of Calvin doing

hobbs.

>> Oh my god. Really? Can I see it?

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Huh?

>> I wouldn't think Hops would like that so

much.

>> Uh,

>> how long have we known each other? Um,

seven, eight, eight years. Wow.

>> Uh-huh. Long time.

>> Yeah.

>> But over the past few weeks.

>> Okay.

Sorry about the wait, but it is mega

jammed in here. We have a couple

specials tonight.

>> Yeah. Could you could you give us a

second?

>> Sure. Sure. Seconds up.

Not that kind of table.

So, you were saying

>> I'm not quite sure.

>> Okay. Well, you had asked me how long we

knew each other, and I said 8 years, and

then the um waiter came over and cut his

tip in half, and um now here we are.

>> Yeah, here we are.

Uh,

I

>> I think I'm falling in love with you.

>> What?

>> I'm falling in love with you.

Who are you talking to?

Oh, you're kidding. Oh, it's a joke.

It's funny. It's funny. I don't get it.

Okay. Um.

Ah. Ow.

Are you um

>> How did um

when

does it really matter?

>> Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. It is hot in here.

Okay. Look, Ra, I know this is a lot.

Okay. You don't have to say anything.

You you uh you take as much time as you

need.

>> Okay, you got to say something.

>> Joey. Joey, I love you so much.

But I

>> But

>> Joey,

right? Hey, that's uh that's okay. It's

fine. It's uh

pretty much what I was expecting, you

know. So, uh it's no big deal. All

right.

>> I think I'm going to go.

>> No. No. Joey, please don't. Please don't

leave like this now. Come on. You cannot

do this to a pregnant woman.

>> Start doing happy.

>> You can't do that, Rich. is he going to

make me do

we go

I

>> Joey honey I don't want to I don't want

to lose

>> hey hey

you can't okay ever

>> I'm so sorry

>> no Ra please don't be Sorry.

Okay. Don't be sorry.

>> You know what? I was only kidding.

>> Yeah, that was a real good one.

>> Oh my god.

[Applause]

Chandler.

And all my life,

I never thought I would be so lucky.

Is to fall in love with my best.

My best.

There's a reason why girls don't do

this.

>> Okay. Okay. I'll do it. I thought

But I I can do this.

I thought that it mattered what I said

or where I said it.

Then I realized

the only thing that matters is that you

you make me happier than I ever thought

I could be.

And if you let me,

I will spend the rest of my life trying

to make you feel the same way.

>> Monica,

>> will you marry me?

>> Yes.

[Applause]

[Music]

I knew you were likely to take a wife.

>> Can we come in yet? We're dying out

here.

>> Come in. Come in.

>> We're engaged.

This is the least jealous I've ever

been.

>> Oh, no. Wait, no. This is wrong. Ross

isn't here.

>> Oh, Hel's done this three times. He

knows what it's about.

>> Do you think they recognize each other

from in there?

>> Maybe. Unless they're like two people

who've lived in apartments next to each

other for years and then one day they're

pushed through a vagina and they meet.

[Music]

>> Oh,

>> look at these little buddies.

>> I know.

>> You ready to trade?

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> All right. Let's see.

We could trade later.

>> Yeah, I'm good.

>> 4:30 a.m.

United States garrison in Fort Sar was

fired upon. It is now under bombardment.

Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?

>> Well, it's your mother's bridge night,

so I thought I'd come into the city for

a little Mona cuddle.

>> Since when did you start smoking cigars?

>> I don't. I just I just like the smell of

them.

>> So, uh, what are you really doing here,

Dad?

>> Well, I just wanted to make sure that

you're okay.

What makes you think that I might not be

okay?

>> I saw Richard.

>> Oh.

>> So, how you doing?

I'm

>> fine. Just a little tired, but I'm okay.

How's Richard doing?

>> You don't want to know?

>> No, I I really really do.

>> Well, he's doing terrible.

>> Really?

Is it worse than when he broke up with

Barbara?

>> You're not just saying that, are you?

>> No. The man is a mess.

>> Was he crying?

>> No.

>> Well, do you think he was waiting till

after you left so we could cry?

>> Maybe.

>> I think so.

>> Honey, relationships are hard. Like with

your mom and me. You know, after we

graduated from college, we broke up for

a while. It seems her father, your

grandfather, wanted her to travel around

Europe like he did. Of course, he got to

do it on Uncle Sam's nickel because he

was also strafing German troop trains at

the time. However,

[Music]

Honey, I'm home

>> from the tequila factory.

>> It was awful to get out of going to

dinner with Doug. I told him that you

and I split up. So then he took me to

all these strip clubs and sleazy bars.

And then when I wouldn't give my wedding

ring, he threw a soda can at a bird.

>> I could breathe through my mouth.

>> You know what the worst part was? I got

to see what my life would be like

without you. You know, it was like uh

It's a Wonderful Life with lap dances.

Please promise me that you will never

leave me, that we will grow old together

and be with each other for the rest of

our lives.

I promise.

>> Hey, speaking of together, how about we

send out a holiday card this year?

>> Oh, I I don't know if we're there yet.

>> Rachel,

I I want you to know that if it's

positive, we're going to

>> Oh, I know. I know

>> you do.

It's time.

>> No.

Go ahead, reach.

>> Oh, wait. You know what? I can't I can't

look at it. I can't look at it. Somebody

else tell me. Somebody tell me. Okay.

Okay. Um,

it's negative.

What? It's negative.

Oh.

Well, there you go.

That is that's great. That is really

great great news,

you know, cuz the whole

not being ready and kind of the

financial aspects, all that.

Wow, this is so just the way this was

supposed to be.

>> Well, then great.

>> It's so stupid.

>> How can I be upset over something I

never have?

It's negative.

No, it's positive.

What?

>> It's It's not negative. It's positive.

>> Are you sure?

>> Well, yeah. I lied before.

>> Oh my god. Now you know how you really

feel about it.

>> Oh, that's a risky little game.

>> Are you really going to do this?

>> Yeah. I'm gonna have a baby.

>> I'm gonna have a baby.

>> I'm gonna have a baby.

[Applause]

>> With who?

>> No, it's still not the time.

>> I just realized I don't care if he is

the most perfect guy in the world.

He's not you.

>> Yeah, he's better.

>> No, he's not.

And if I can't get pregnant with you,

then I don't want to get pregnant by him

or anyone else.

>> Really? Are you sure?

>> Yeah, I'm sure.

>> Thank God because I don't want to do

this either. No, I was just doing it

because I thought that was what you

wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband.

I'm supposed to bring the sperm.

That

>> is so sweet.

Well, I love you.

So, you know, this leaves us with

>> adoption.

>> How do you feel about that?

>> I think I feel okay about it.

Actually, I I I think I feel really good

about it.

>> Me, too. I want to find a baby that

needs a home, and I want to raise it

with you,

and I want to mess it up in our own

specific way.

So, this is it. We're We're really going

to adopt.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh my god. We're going to be parents.

>> We are going to be great parents.

>> And it could be soon. I mean I mean,

think about it. Right now, somewhere out

there, our baby could be being

conceived.

>> Wait. If we're lucky and we're really,

really, really quiet, we may be able to

hear the sound of a condom breaking.

>> What are you going to do for us? Uh, I

will be doing a dramatic reading of one

of Emma's books.

>> Oh, okay. Which one?

>> Uh, well, it's uh one of her favorites.

Riding the storm out, coping with

postpartum depression.

Love you forever.

Love you Forever by Robert Munch,

published by Firefly Books, printed in

Mexico.

A mother held her new baby and very

slowly rocked him back and forth, back

and forth, back and forth. And while she

held him, she sang, "I'll love you

forever.

I'll like you for always. As long as I'm

living, my baby you'll be.

And while he rocked her, he sang, "I'll

love you forever. I'll like you for

always. As long as I'm living, my baby,

you'll be."

>> Wow,

that was amazing.

>> Thank you so much for that gift.

I was not ready for this today.

>> Bye, Chandler.

>> Oh, bye.

>> Bye, honey.

>> What's the matter, Joe? I'm mad at you

for leaving.

Nothing but a big lever.

Big lever with the stupid suitcase.

Any

chance you're trying to pick a fight to

make all of this easier?

>> Oh, dude. You see right through me.

[Laughter]

>> Okay. Well, bye man. Bye, Ross. Rachel.

Bye, Emma.

>> Okay. Bye. Bye.

True. Okay.

>> No. Oh, it's me. It's me. I I didn't

want to make any noise. Then don't break

in.

>> I'm sorry. What are you doing here? I I

came to fill your ice cube tray.

What? Um

Okay. Okay. Look. Um, I took this

picture from your fridge, okay? Because

I know that this is my father. Yeah.

This is Frank Buffet, and you were

standing right there next to him. Now,

look, I deserve to know where I came

from. All right? So, if you can help me

find my father, then you should.

Otherwise, you're just mean.

So, just tell me the truth. All right.

The man in that picture is Chuck Manion.

My father is Chuck Manion.

No, no, that's just Chuck Manion. I I

sold him a house last year and I'm very

sorry, but I really don't know where

your father is. And that's the truth.

Oh,

but um you're right.

I think that a person should know where

they come from,

which is why I uh

uh

Okay,

I'm your mother.

>> You know, I wanted to tell you

yesterday, but I just, you know, I felt

all floopy and

>> Thanks,

Dearly beloved,

I'm sorry I'm a little late.

May be confused by this now, but you

won't be Memorial Day weekend 2002.

Well, let's get started before the groom

takes off again. Huh?

We are gathered here today

to join this man

and this woman in the bonds of holy

matrimony.

I've known Monica and Chandler for a

long time and I cannot imagine

two people more perfect for each other.

And now,

as I've left my notes in my dressing

room,

we shall proceed to the vows. Monica,

he took off. Go on. Go on.

Chandler.

For so long, I I wondered if I would

ever find my prince,

my soulmate.

Then three years ago, at another

wedding, I turned to a friend for

comfort.

And instead, I found everything that I'd

ever been looking for my whole life.

And now

here we are

with our future before us.

And I only want to spend it with you,

my prince,

my soulmate,

my friend.

Unless you don't want to.

You go,

>> Chandler.

It's okay,

>> Monica. I thought this was going to be

the most difficult thing I ever had to

do.

But when I saw you walking down that

aisle, I realized how simple it was.

I love you. Any

surprises that come our way, it's okay

because I will always love you.

You are the person I was meant to spend

the rest of my life with.

You want to know if I'm sure?

You uh may now kiss the bride.

So,

I guess by the powers vested in me by

the state of New York and the internet

guys,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Oh, wait.

Do you take each other?

>> I do.

>> I do.

>> Yeah, you do.

Rings. Oh, crap. Okay. Um,

let's do the rings.

>> We good? Yeah, good.

Once again, I pronounce you husband and

wife. Now, kiss her again.

[Music]

I love you.

And I know about the baby.

>> What baby?

>> Our baby.

>> We have a baby.

>> Phoebe found your pregnancy test in the

trash. I didn't take a pregnancy test.

>> And who did?

>> Look at them.

And they're going to have a baby.

>> Uh-huh.

>> Hey, Joey.

>> Thanks.

>> Listen, um, I need to ask you something,

okay? You know how my stepdad's in

prison?

Yeah. Well, um, listen. He was supposed

to get a weekend furlow so he could come

to the wedding tomorrow,

>> but he just called and um well

apparently stabbing Iceman in the

exercise yard just couldn't wait till

Monday.

>> So he can't come?

>> No.

>> And so there's no one to walk me down

the aisle. And um

>> Well, I would just really love it if you

would do it.

>> Seriously?

>> Yeah. You've, you know, sort of been

like a dad to me.

I mean, you've always, you know, looked

out for me and shared your wisdom.

>> I am pretty wisdomous.

>> So, what do you say?

>> Are you kidding, Phoebe?

I would be honored.

>> Oh, thank you.

>> I hope

I hope you know how much you mean to me.

Listen, I hope

Hope that you know.

>> I don't want you to see your father cry.

>> Go to your room. Yes.

>> She's so beautiful.

>> Oh my god.

She's amazing.

Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk and

had sex.

>> It's incredible. I mean, one minute

she's inside you and then 47 hours

later, here she is.

>> She looks so real.

>> You know what I mean?

>> Okay, my turn. My turn.

>> Oh, baby.

>> Oh, baby. Oh, you're so cute. Oh, I

could squeeze your little head.

I won't.

>> What's the matter?

>> Nothing. I'm sorry. I just can't stop

crying.

>> The doctor said it's completely normal

with all the hormones. Plus, you you're

sleepd deprived.

>> So, you guys are all sleepd deprived. I

don't see you weeping cuz you put your

slippers on the wrong feet.

>> Oh, god.

>> What's the matter now?

>> I was reliving it.

So, do you know what you're going to

call her yet?

>> Oh, wait a minute. It's not going to be

baby girl. I thought that was so

original.

>> Uh, actually, we we've narrowed it down

to two names.

>> Yeah. And you know what? I love them

both. So, why don't you just pick one

and that'll be it.

>> Wow. Um,

okay. Uh, everyone,

this

is Isabella.

Oh, I love this brother.

>> Hi.

>> What?

>> That's not her name.

>> I'm sorry. She just doesn't feel like an

Isabella.

>> What was the other one, Ros?

>> Um, Delilah.

>> Oh, great. Suddenly, she sounds like a

biblical

>> So, I guess we're back to uh baby girl.

>> Yay.

Well, what are we going to do?

>> It's okay, honey. You'll find a name.

>> Easy for you to say. You already know

what your kids' names are going to be.

>> You do?

>> Yeah. I had them picked out since I was

14.

>> Oh, no. It's going to be named after

some snack or baked good, isn't it?

>> Well, tell us. What are they?

>> Um, okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel.

And if it's a girl,

>> I don't want to say.

>> Oh, don't tell us. We're not going to

want it.

>> Okay,

it's Emma.

>> Emma.

>> See, I don't want it.

>> Take it.

>> What?

She's clearly an Emma.

>> Oh, honey. But you love that name.

>> Yeah, but I love you more.

>> Besides, you know, nothing goes with

being, so I'm screwed.

>> Hey. Oh my god.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

That's a Christmas miracle.

>> What are you doing here?

>> I wanted to be with you.

I missed you so much. Hey. Hey. Uh,

who'd you miss the most?

>> Monica.

Gotcha.

>> I never want to leave you again.

>> But I thought if you left, you'd get

fired.

>> Turns out they can't fire me because I

quit.

>> What?

>> What? You You really quit your job?

>> Yeah, it was a stupid job and I could

not stand leaving you. And why should I

be the only one who doesn't get to do

what he really wants to do? Well,

>> what do you really want to do?

>> I have not thought this through.

>> Oh my god.

>> I know. I I should have talked to you

first about it.

>> No, I think that this is what you want

to do. I think it's great.

>> Thanks,

>> Chandler.

>> You're being here is the best Christmas

present I could have ever imagined.

>> Now, give me my real gift.

[Music]

Hey, it was this little naked guy.

>> Uh, that little naked guy would be me.

>> Look at the little thing.

>> Yes.

>> To the moon.

>> Yeah, it's fine. That is my penis.

Can we be grown-ups now?

>> Who are those people?

>> Got me.

>> Oh, that's Nana right there in the

middle.

Yeah. Let's see. Me and the gang at Java

Joe's.

>> Wow, Monica, you look just like your

grandmother. How old was she there?

>> 1939.

>> Yeah. Uh, 24, 25,

>> huh? Looks like a fun gang.

>> Look, look, look, look, look. I got

Monica naked.

>> No, no, that would be me again.

I'm uh just trying something.

>> Okay. Please be careful with that. It

was my grandmother's. Be careful. Thank

you. Uh if that falls off the truck, it

wouldn't be the worst thing.

[Applause]

Wow.

I know.

Seems smaller somehow.

>> Has it always been purple?

>> Look around you guys. This was your

first home.

And it was a happy place filled with

love and laughter.

But more important, because of rent

control, it was a friaking steal.

Hey, do you realize that at one time or

another we all lived in this apartment?

>> Oh, yeah. That's true.

>> Uh, I haven't.

>> Wait a What about that summer during

college that you live with grandma and

you tried to make it as a dancer?

Do you realize we almost made it 10

years without that coming up?

>> Oh, honey, I forgot. I promised Triger

that we'd leave our keys.

>> Oh, okay.

So I guess this is it.

>> Yeah.

I guess so.

>> This is harder than I thought it would

be.

>> It's going to be okay.

>> Okay.

Well, do you guys have to go to the new

house right away or do you have some

time?

We got some time.

>> Okay. Should we get some coffee?

>> Sure.

>> Where?

Heat. Heat.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
anniversary /ˌænɪˈvɜːrsəri/ B2	noun - the date on which an event took place in a previous year
realize /ˈriːəlaɪz/ B1	verb - to become fully aware of something as a fact
relationship /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ B1	noun - the way in which two or more concepts or people are connected
tired /ˈtaɪərd/ A2	adjective - in need of sleep or rest
actually /ˈæktʃuəli/ B1	adverb - in fact
care /keər/ A2	verb - feel concern or interest
hard /hɑːrd/ A2	adjective - requiring considerable effort
break /breɪk/ A2	noun - a pause or rest verb - to separate or divide into pieces
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - in a state of physical ease and freedom from pain or constraint
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ B2	adjective - having a developing embryo or fetus inside the body
imagine /ɪˈmædʒɪn/ B1	verb - form a mental image of something
trust /trʌst/ B1	noun - firm belief in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of someone or something
courage /ˈkʌrɪdʒ/ B2	noun - the ability to do something that frightens one
married /ˈmærid/ A2	adjective - having a spouse
forever /fərˈevər/ B1	adverb - for all time
lucky /ˈlʌki/ A2	adjective - having good fortune
promise /ˈprɒmɪs/ A2	verb - assure someone that one will definitely do something or that something will happen

Key Grammar Structures

• Yeah. Well, excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary.

  ➔ Present Perfect Continuous (have been wanting)

  ➔ The phrase "have been wanting" emphasizes an ongoing desire that started in the past and continues to the present.

• You want me want me to quit my job so you could feel like you have a girlfriend?

  ➔ Subjunctive Mood (could feel)

  ➔ The subjunctive mood with "could feel" expresses a hypothetical or desired situation.

• I don’t know. I don’t know. Look, maybe we should just take a break.

  ➔ Modal Verb (should)

  ➔ The modal verb "should" is used to give advice or make a suggestion.

• I just want to say that I I love you and I'm going to miss you and I'm so sad that you're leaving.

  ➔ Future Simple (am going to miss)

  ➔ The future simple with "am going to miss" expresses a future action that is already planned or certain.

• I think I'm falling in love with you.

  ➔ Present Continuous (am falling)

  ➔ The present continuous with "am falling" describes an action happening now or in progress.

• You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with.

  ➔ Past Passive (was meant)

  ➔ The past passive with "was meant" indicates an action done to the subject in the past.

• I now pronounce you husband and wife.

  ➔ Present Simple (pronounce)

  ➔ The present simple with "pronounce" is used for habitual actions or statements of fact.

• I promise.

  ➔ Present Simple (promise)

  ➔ The present simple with "promise" is used to make a statement of fact or a commitment.