It's like you took care of everything.
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Thanks a lot, co-host.
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>> Take care of everything. There's There's
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plenty of things for you to do.
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>> Uhhuh. Like what?
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Cups. [laughter]
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>> Cups? You're giving me cups and ice?
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Cups and ice. Oh, I get to be in charge
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of cups and ice. All right,
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fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups
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and ice.
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>> Wait a minute. I can get ice at the
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restaurant.
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>> I GOT IT. FINE.
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HEY, CHECK IT OUT. [music] A cup hat, a
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cup banner, cup chandelier, and the
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thing that started it all, the cup.
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>> Great job with the cups, faves.
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>> Why don't you just go out with her?
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[cheering]
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>> And did you notice the ice? Look, we
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have it all. We have [music] crushed,
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cubed, and dry. Watch. Ah,
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>> mystical.
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>> Oh,
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01:01
[laughter]
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I No one's eating my Tuskcen finger food
01:04
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because they're all filling up on Phoebe
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snow cones.
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>> There are snow cones.
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>> Snow cones?
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>> You go, go.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Trouble here. We've only got 12 hours
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and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move.
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>> Monica, I feel like you should have
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01:23
German subtitles.
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01:26
>> [laughter]
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>> Joey, speed it up.
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>> I'm sorry. It's the pigs. They're
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reluctant to get in the blankets.
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01:33
>> Monica, how did this happen? I thought
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you had this all planned out. Do you
01:35
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want me to cry?
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Is that what you want? Do you want TO
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SEE ME CRY? SIR, NO, SIR. [cheering]
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>> All right, you.
01:50
01:51
>> What? No. Look, I told you I am not a
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01:53
part of this thing.
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>> All right. Look, Ross, I realize that
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you have issues with Carol and Susan,
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01:58
and I feel for you. I do. But if you
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don't help me cook, I'm going to take a
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02:01
bunch of those little hot dogs and
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02:02
create a new appetizer called Pigs and
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Ross.
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>> So, the wedding caterer sent me this
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02:11
list of 12 appetizers, and I have to
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narrow it down to six.
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>> Food? Oh, give me.
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>> So, did Monica tell you about this great
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band called the Swing Kings that we're
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trying to get to play for the wedding?
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>> Since when are you into swing music?
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lost since forever. I used to go all
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over town listening to bands.
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>> Taylor
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>> Gap commercial.
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[laughter]
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>> So, did you book them? Did you call?
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>> I will.
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>> Do you want me to call?
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>> No, I'll do it. You just stick to your
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02:41
job.
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>> What is your job?
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>> Staying out of the way. [laughter]
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>> This is [snorts] impossible. Monica, why
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don't you just pick off 15?
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>> There were only 12.
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>> Oh, yeah. I added three.
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What are peanut butter fingers?
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[laughter]
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>> Oh gosh, it's hot in here.
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>> Ra, get the heat.
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>> Ross, could you turn the heat down,
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please?
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>> Sure. And by the way, there's a
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difference between being obsessive.
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>> Ross, the heat.
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>> Fine. Okay. You know, heat, heat, heat.
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And I'm the obsessive one.
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>> Okay, this way is on. So, this is
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off.
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>> Did you just break the radiator?
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>> No. No. I was turning the knob and and
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here it is.
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>> Well, put it back.
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>> It uh it won't go back.
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>> Call the super here. Let me try.
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>> Oh. Oh, that's right. I forgot about
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your ability to fuse metal.
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>> Hey, it's Funny's cousin. Not funny.
03:49
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>> Hi, Mr. Trigger. Hi, it's Rachel Green
03:52
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from upstairs. Yes, somebody uh broke
03:54
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our knob on the radiator. And it's
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really hot in here.
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Yes, it's it's hot enough to bake
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cookies. [laughter]
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Well, well, do you think we could have a
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new one by 6?
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What? No. No. Tuesday? We can't wait
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until Tuesday. We're having a party
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04:15
tonight.
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>> Okay. Tip the man.
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>> No. If he doesn't like our cookies, too
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bad. I'm not going to be blackmailed.
04:19
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Look, if worse comes to worse, it gets a
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little warm, we'll call it a theme
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04:25
party.
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>> Hey, here's a theme. Come on in. Live
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04:27
like bacon.
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04:30
[laughter]
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>> Hi. Welcome to our tropical Christmas
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04:35
party. You put your coats and sweaters
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04:38
and pants and shirts in the bedroom.
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04:42
>> It's hard to tell because I'm sweating,
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but I use exactly what the gel bottle
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says.
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>> [laughter]
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>> An amount about the size of a pee. How
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How can that be too much?
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>> Ice.
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Ice. Ice squares. Anyone? Take a napkin.
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All right.
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>> Monica. Monica.
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Monica. Your guests are turning into
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jerky. Okay.
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>> Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. Hey.
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Hey. Hey. Get in line, buddy. I was
05:14
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next.
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Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's
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driving me crazy.
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Hello. Hey. Okay, stop screaming.
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Okay, so Halibet.
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All right, so salmon. Either way, I
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don't I don't It doesn't matter to me.
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Well, it matters to me.
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[laughter]
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Well, I don't care. So, you pick. Did
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you just hang up on me?
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[laughter]
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All right. Look, I need you at the
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rehearsal dinner tonight at 1,800 hours.
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>> Uh-huh. Okay. What time is that?
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>> You don't know military time?
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>> Well, I must have been in missile
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05:56
training the day they taught that.
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[laughter]
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>> Just subtract 12.
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>> Okay. So, 1,800US 12 is 1,788.
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>> 6:00.
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>> Okay. Hold on. Yeah. Geller here. No, I
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said it has to be there by 4:00.
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Goodbye.
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God, how hard is it to make an eye
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sculpture?
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>> Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy.
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I told you I just want a simple wedding.
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Please, honey, leave the details to me.
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Now, I want to make this day as special
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06:26
for you as I can. No. Okay. I was
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06:28
thinking that the harpist should wear
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06:30
white.
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>> Well, harpist. My friend Marjorie is
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06:32
playing the steel drums.
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>> Oh, she backed out. She did? Why?
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>> I made her.
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06:39
Steel drums don't really say elegant
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06:41
wedding. Nor does Marjorie's
06:41
06:42
overwhelming scent. Hey, she will shower
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06:46
when Tibet is free.
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>> Decided to have a Halloween party.
06:48
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>> Yeah. And everybody has to wear
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costumes.
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[laughter]
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>> Come on. It'll be fun.
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>> Well, I'll be there. I mean, I have to
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wear a costume to all my classes that
06:59
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day anyway. So,
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>> please tell me you're not going to dress
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up like a dinosaur.
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>> Not two years in a row.
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I I'll come to the party, but I'm not
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dressing up.
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>> You have to.
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>> No way. Look, Halloween is so stupid.
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Dressing up and pretending to be someone
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you're not. [laughter]
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>> You're an actor.
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>> Hey. Hey. Okay, good. You're here. All
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right. I figured it out. I'm going to
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07:26
take two tables of eight. I'm going to
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07:27
add your parents and I'm going to turn
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07:29
them into three tables of six. Okay. And
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07:31
I call the caterer. I add in two extra
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meals. We are good to go.
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>> Yeah, they're not coming.
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07:37
[laughter]
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What?
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07:40
>> Somehow they got the idea that you only
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07:42
invited them because of me. They feel a
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07:44
little unwanted.
07:44
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>> Oh, that's too bad. It's true, but too
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07:49
bad.
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>> Look, Mom. If you could just call my
07:50
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mom.
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07:51
>> Oh, Joey.
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>> Come on. Look, just just let her know
07:52
07:54
that you really want them to be there.
07:54
07:55
Let's not forget this is a woman who has
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sent you many lasagnas over the years.
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>> No, she hasn't.
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>> Is it her fault if some of them didn't
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08:01
make it to you? [laughter]
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>> What am I going to say?
08:04
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>> I don't know. just uh just tell them
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08:06
there was a mixup with the invitations
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08:07
or No, no, no. Blame it on the post
08:07
08:09
office. They hate the post office and
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08:12
the Irish,
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08:14
but I don't think you could blame it on
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08:15
them. So, [laughter]
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08:19
hello. Yeah. Hi, uh Mrs. Tribani. Hi,
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this is Monica Geller. Yeah, I'm I'm
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just calling to say that Chandler and I
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uh really hope that you can make it to
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08:28
the wedding. Yeah. Apparently, a bunch
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08:30
of the invitations that we sent weren't
08:30
08:32
delivered. Um, I guess there was some
08:32
08:34
screw up at the damn post office.
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08:37
[laughter]
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Tell me about it. Yeah. Yeah, the US
08:39
08:42
post office. No, more like US lost
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08:45
office. [laughter]
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08:47
What are they, Irish?
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I'm so sorry we're late. Please let us
08:49
08:51
in so we can have dinner together.
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>> No, everything's cold. The turkeyy's
08:54
08:56
dried OUT AND THE THE STUFFING'S ALL
08:56
08:58
SOGGY. YEAH. AND THERE'S A BOWL OF
08:58
08:59
cranberry sauce that What happened to
08:59
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cranberry sauce?
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>> Nothing. It's fine.
09:03
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>> Oh, thank God.
09:04
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>> Oh, I just remembered we do have
09:06
09:08
something to eat. Monica put something
09:08
09:09
in our oven THIS MORNING.
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>> OH, YEAH. HEY, YOU TOUCH THAT AND YOU
09:10
09:13
WILL be sorry.
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>> Guys, I listen to her. The vein is
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09:16
bigger than I've ever seen it.
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>> Oh my god. IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
09:22
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>> THAT'S WORSE THAN NO FOOD.
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09:28
HAHA. All you got was Monica's stinky
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Brussels sprouts.
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>> Stinky.
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>> Please let me stay on this side of the
09:33
09:35
door.
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09:44
[laughter]
09:44
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>> It all looks so beautiful.
09:46
09:48
The turkey, the stuffing,
09:48
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>> the cranberries.
09:50
09:52
>> Enough. A monkey could HAVE MADE THEM.
09:52
09:55
[laughter]
09:55
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HEY, LISTEN GUYS. We feel really
10:01
10:03
terrible.
10:03
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>> He's doing that weird eye contact thing.
10:05
10:07
Don't look at him. Don't look at him.
10:08
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>> Come on, you guys. We want you to know
10:10
10:11
we're very, very sorry.
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10:16
Right, guys?
10:16
10:18
I feel terrible.
10:18
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[cheering]
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>> But let's not ruin this day. You work so
10:23
10:25
hard. Let's move past this and try to
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10:27
have a nice meal all together.
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>> The floating heads do make a good point.
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>> Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.
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>> So bad.
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>> So bad.
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>> So bad. [laughter]
10:36
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>> Okay.
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10:42
Okay. You two go get the dessert and
10:42
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I'll let you in.
10:45
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>> Dessert?
10:47
10:49
Yeah. I asked you and Phoebe to pick up
10:49
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the pies. You did remember, right?
10:51
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>> Pies. Oh, we thought you said prize.
10:54
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HERE, [laughter]
11:00
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>> grand supreme little darling.
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11:06
Congratulations.
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[cheering and laughter]
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>> Oh my god, you forgot the pies. Well, I
11:10
11:13
cannot believe this. You forced me to
11:13
11:15
make dinner, then you're an hour late
11:15
11:17
and you forget the one little thing that
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11:19
I asked you to do.
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11:20
>> Really, girls? Not cool.
11:20
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>> Well, you man heads aren't any better.
11:24
11:27
You lied about going to the game. You
11:27
11:28
knew it would make you late and you
11:28
11:30
still went anyway.
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>> Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this.
11:31
11:32
Okay, we said we're sorry. It's
11:32
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Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes. A day of
11:34
11:36
forgiveness.
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>> It's a day to be thankful.
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11:39
>> Don't make me come up there. [laughter]
11:39
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>> It's too late for apologies.
11:42
11:43
>> Fine, let's just go. I don't need your
11:43
11:45
stupid dinner.
11:45
11:46
>> That would be a lot more convincing if
11:46
11:48
you weren't drooling.
11:48
11:50
Is that what that is?
11:50
11:54
>> Come on, you guys. Let's just do our own
11:54
11:56
Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'll cook.
11:56
11:58
>> Yeah, let's go out.
11:58
12:00
>> Hey.
12:00
12:02
>> Yeah, you three have a nice
12:02
12:04
Thanksgiving.
12:04
12:05
>> The three of us?
12:05
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>> Yeah, you, Chan, and the vein.
12:06
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[music]
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>> Hi. Hey.
12:13
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>> Hey.
12:15
12:15
>> So, what's the final head count on my
12:15
12:17
baby shower?
12:17
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>> About 20. A couple people from work had
12:18
12:21
something else to do. Also, both of your
12:21
12:22
sisters called and neither can make it.
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>> What you mean they're not coming to a
12:24
12:26
social event where there's no men and no
12:26
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booze? That's shocking.
12:28
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>> Well, I don't care as long as my mom's
12:31
12:32
here.
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>> Oh my god. Your mother.
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>> What? My mom's not going to be here?
12:35
12:37
>> Well, given that we forgot to invite
12:37
12:39
her, it would be an awfully big
12:39
12:40
coincidence if she was. [laughter]
12:40
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>> My god. Well, it wasn't my fault. Phoebe
12:43
12:45
was in charge of the invitations. Well,
12:46
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I don't I don't have a mother. So often
12:48
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I forget that other
12:50
12:50
>> I'll give it a rest. [laughter]
12:50
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>> So my mother is not coming to my baby
12:53
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shower.
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>> No,
12:56
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neither is mine.
12:58
13:01
Okay, you know what? Don't worry. Okay,
13:01
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we'll take care of it. We'll call her.
13:03
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You just go home and get ready.
13:05
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>> Please make sure she comes. It's really
13:06
13:08
important to me. I mean, it's my mom.
13:08
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>> I know. I know. What's her number?
13:09
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>> I don't know.
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>> Go. I have my book. Go.
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Wait a minute. If you're in charge of
13:22
13:23
the invitations, why am I the one who
13:23
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has to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi.
13:25
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Uh, it's Monica Geller.
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>> Oh, hello, Monica.
13:29
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>> Hi. Um, I know this is last minute, but
13:30
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we we've decided to throw an impromptu
13:32
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baby shower for Rachel today.
13:35
13:37
>> I know. My daughters told me about it
13:37
13:39
when they received their impromptu
13:39
13:41
invitations a month ago.
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>> I'm sorry. I'm I'm so sorry.
13:44
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>> For what, dear?
13:46
13:47
>> For not inviting me or for lying about
13:47
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it.
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>> Oh my god, my ass is sweating.
13:51
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>> Please, please, can you come? It's It's
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today at 4:00.
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>> Well, all right. I'll see you at 4.
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>> Thank you.
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Isn't it at 3? Son of a Hasn't
14:05
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even thanked you for it. You know what?
14:08
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You're right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you
14:11
14:13
want to say anything to her, I'd tell
14:13
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her off.
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>> Really?
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>> Uh-huh.
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Okay, I will. Mrs. Green.
14:19
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Mrs. Green, it is rude to leave a party
14:24
14:27
without saying goodbye to the host.
14:27
14:29
Yeah. And also, when someone apologizes
14:29
14:31
to you, the decent thing to do is to
14:31
14:33
accept it. Cuz what I did to you, it
14:33
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wasn't on purpose. But what you're doing
14:35
14:37
to me now is just is just plain
14:37
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spiteful. Spiteful. That's right. Maybe
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it's TIME YOU TOOK A GOOD HARD LOOK IN
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THE MIRROR, young lady.
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Old lady.
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Lady,
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wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
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[laughter]
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So, whenever you're ready to apologize
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to me, I will forgive you. Good day.
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>> I can't feel my legs.
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[laughter] But you are fantastic. I'm so
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proud of you. Yeah, kind of proud of me,
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too.
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>> You should be. You could you give me
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something to drink?
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>> You got it.
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>> Okay,
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>> MRS. GREEN. OKAY, I'M REALLY SORRY. I
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APOLOGIZE IF YOU JUST LAUGH.
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>> OKAY, I bit my tongue,
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but I'm still really sorry this morning
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and I found this. I don't know if you
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want to use it, but
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>> Oh, this is so sweet of you. Oh, but you
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know what? I won't be needing a veil. I
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actually won't be wearing a dress at
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all.
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>> I told you I am not coming to a naked
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wedding.
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>> No, no, [laughter] no. We're just We're
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not having a big reception. We took the
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money we were going to spend on a
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wedding and we donated it to a
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children's charity. That's crazy.
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[laughter]
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>> I'm sorry. I just I can't imagine giving
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up my one wedding day like that.
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>> Yeah, well, we're different, you know. I
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don't care about having a huge party.
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This is really nice for you, but oh,
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please. I put this on and I just look
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like Well, radiant.
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[laughter]
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>> All right. But who cares? You know, I
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don't need a pretty veil and a fancy
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dress. That's right. You're making a
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commitment. And
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>> you know that's the same whether you do
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it at the plaza or where are you going
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to do it?
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>> City Hall.
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>> Oh.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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No, I was just there for jury duty.
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They've really spruced that place up.
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[laughter]
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>> Okay. No, it's okay. It's okay. It's
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okay. I've made my decision.
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>> What I really want is a great big
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wedding.
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>> Yay. [laughter]
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>> But you already gave all the money to
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charity.
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>> Well, I'll just ask for it back.
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>> I don't think you can do that.
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>> Why not? This is her wedding day. That's
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way more important than some stupid
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kids.
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>> That's sweet, honey. But save something
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for the adoption lady.
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>> The most unbelievable thing has
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happened. Underdog has gotten away.
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>> The balloon.
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>> No, no, the actual cartoon character.
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[laughter]
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>> Of course, the balloon.
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It's all over the news. Right before he
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reached Macy's, he broke free and was
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spotted flying over Washington Square
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Park. I'm going to the roof. Who's with
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me?
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>> I can't. I got to go.
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>> Come on. An 80 foot inflatable dog loose
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over the city. How often does that
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happen?
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>> Almost never.
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Got the keys.
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>> Okay.
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First saw the giant dog shadow fall over
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the park. Yeah, but did they have to
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shoot him down? I mean, that was just
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me.
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>> Okay, right about now, the turkey should
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be crispy on the outside, juicy on the
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inside. [laughter]
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Why are we standing here?
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>> We're waiting for you to open the door.
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You've got the keys.
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>> No, I don't.
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Yes, you do. When we left, you said got
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the keys. No, I didn't. I asked. Got the
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keys. [laughter]
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>> No, no, no. You said got the keys.
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>> Either of you have the keys?
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[laughter]
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>> The oven is on.
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>> Oh, I've got to get my ticket.
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>> Oh, wait, wait. We have a copy of YOUR
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KEY.
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>> WELL, THEY GET IT. GET IT.
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>> HEY. HEY. That tone won't make me go any
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faster.
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>> Joey,
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>> that one will.
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I swear you said you HAD THE KEYS.
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>> NO, I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T SAY I had the
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keys unless I had the keys. AND I
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OBVIOUSLY DID NOT HAVE THE KEYS.
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>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, that's it. Enough
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with THE KEYS. NO ONE SAY KEYS.
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>> Why would I have the keys?
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>> Aside from the fact that you said you
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had them,
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>> but I didn't. WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
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>> WHY?
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>> BECAUSE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MY
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RESPONSIBILITY. IS that I mean, isn't it
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enough that I'm making Thanksgiving
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dinner for everyone? YOU KNOW, EVERYONE
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WANTS a different KIND OF POTATO. SO,
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I'M MAKING different kinds of potatoes.
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I MEAN, DOES ANYBODY care what kind of
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potatoes I want? NO.
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NO. NO. YOU KNOW, JUST AS LONG AS Phoebe
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gets her peas AND ONIONS AND MARIO GETS
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HIS TOTS AND it's my first Thanksgiving
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and I it's all burned and
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[laughter]
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>> Okay, Monica. Only dogs can hear you
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now.
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Look, the door's open. Here we go.
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>> Well, turkeys burnt.
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Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are
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ruined. Potatoes are ruined. [laughter]
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>> Here we come. Walking down the
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[laughter]
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>> This doesn't smell like mom's.
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>> No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted
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lumps, ROSS. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
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YOU GOT ONE.
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[laughter]
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>> OH. GOD, this is great. The plane is
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gone. So, I guess I'm stuck here with
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you guys.
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>> Hey, we all had better plans. Okay, this
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was nobody's first choice.
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>> Oh, really? So, WHY WAS I BUSTING MY ASS
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TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING
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DINNER?
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>> Why don't WE GO SEE IT? STOP IT.
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>> NOW, this feels like Thanksgiving.
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Okay. Who wants light cheese and who
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wants dark cheese?
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>> I don't even want to know about the dark
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cheese.
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>> Does anybody want to split this with me?
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>> No, I will.
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>> You guys have to make a wish.
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>> Make a wish.
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>> Come on. You know Thanksgiving.
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>> You got the bigger half. What' you wish
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for?
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>> The bigger half. [laughter]
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>> All right, I'd like to propose a toast.
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Little toast here.
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I know this isn't exactly the kind of
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Thanksgiving that all of you planned,
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but for me, this has been really great.
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You know, I think because it didn't
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involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
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[clears throat]
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Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if
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you'd gone to Vale or if you guys had
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been with your family or if you didn't
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have
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syphilis and stuff,
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we wouldn't be all together, you know.
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So, I guess what I'm trying to say is
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that uh I'm very thankful that all of
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your Thanksgiving sucked. [laughter]
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>> It's so sweet.
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>> Thank you.
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And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas
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>> and a crappy new year.
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>> I want you to take a piece of paper.
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Here you go. And write down your most
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embarrassing memory.
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>> Oh, and I do ask that when you're not
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using the markers, you put the caps back
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21:54
on them because they will dry out.
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Listen, you [music] guys. Um, I don't
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mean to be a pain about this, but um,
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I've noticed that some of you are just
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placing them on. You want to push the
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caps
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until you hear them click. [laughter]
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>> Gunther, where are you going?
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>> I um was sort of thinking about maybe
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>> No, no, you can't go. No, this is fun.
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Come on. We're just getting started.
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Here, here's your marker.
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Listen, if you want to go, just go.
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>> No, she'll yell at me again.
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>> All right, I can [clears throat] get you
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out.
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>> What? [laughter]
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>> In a minute, I'm going to create a
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diversion.
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When I do, walk quickly to the door and
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don't look back. [laughter]
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>> Okay. The first person's most
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embarrassing memory is, "Monica, your
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party sucks."
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All right. Very funny.
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>> Oh no. Oh, did someone forget to use a
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coaster?
23:02
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>> What?
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[laughter]
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>> I don't see anything.
23:11
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>> Great. I'm seeing water rings again.
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Okay. Okay. She's taking the trash out
23:17
23:19
so I can get you out of here. But it has
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to be now. [music] She'll be back any
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23:22
minute.
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>> What about my friend Victor?
23:23
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>> No, only the three of you. Any more than
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23:26
that and she'll get suspicious.
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23:28
>> All right, let me just get my coat.
23:28
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>> There isn't time. You
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23:33
must leave everything. They'll take care
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23:35
of you next door. [laughter]
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>> Is it true they had beer?
23:38
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>> Everything you've heard is true.
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>> Could you guys please try to keep it
23:44
23:46
down? We're trying to start a volleyball
23:46
23:48
tournament.
23:48
23:51
[laughter]
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>> You And you, you're supposed to be at my
23:55
23:58
party. And Gunther,
23:58
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[laughter]
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>> what are you doing here?
24:06
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>> Huh?
24:08
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>> Hey, welcome to the fo,
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>> baby. All right. I'm sorry, but these
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24:19
people needed me. You know, they work
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24:21
hard all week. It's Saturday night. They
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24:23
deserve to have a little fun. Go.
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>> You know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe
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it's a little quieter, less obvious sort
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24:31
of fun, but you know, if people would
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24:32
just give it a chance, it's so
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[laughter]
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>> Do you realize that four weeks from
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24:41
today, we're getting married? Four
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24:43
weeks, baby. Four weeks.
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>> You realize that you get louder each
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week?
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>> There's still so much to do. Have you
24:49
24:52
written your vows yet? I figured I'd
24:52
24:54
just buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a
24:54
24:56
vow. [laughter]
24:56
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>> Sweetie, no. I have no sense of humor
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25:00
when it comes to the wedding.
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25:03
>> Right. So, [clears throat] have you
25:03
25:05
written yours yet?
25:05
25:06
>> No, but I know exactly what I'm going to
25:06
25:08
say.
25:08
25:09
>> Do you happen to know exactly what I'm
25:09
25:11
going to say?
25:11
25:13
[laughter]
25:13
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>> Let's just do it right now. Okay. It
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won't be hard. Just say what's in your
25:16
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heart.
25:18
25:25
Look at her go. She must love me more
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25:27
than I love her.
25:28
25:30
What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open
25:30
25:32
that door.
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25:34
>> No, I'm not going to make a turkey this
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25:35
year.
25:35
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>> What?
25:36
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>> Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.
25:37
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>> Phoebe.
25:38
25:40
>> Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent
25:40
25:42
animals.
25:42
25:43
>> No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid
25:43
25:45
and delicious. [laughter]
25:45
25:48
>> Right. Okay. It's not just Phoebe.
25:48
25:50
Will's still on a diet. Chandler doesn't
25:50
25:52
eat Thanksgiving food and Rachel's
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25:53
having her aversion to poultry.
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25:55
>> She is?
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>> Yeah. Did you remember I had to leave
25:56
25:57
the room the other day when you had that
25:57
25:58
roast chicken?
25:58
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>> Yeah, but I thought that was just cuz I
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26:01
put the whole thing on my hand and made
26:01
26:02
it walk across the table.
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26:05
>> Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to
26:05
26:07
make a whole turkey for just three
26:07
26:08
people. Okay. It's just it's it's a lot
26:08
26:10
of work.
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>> But you got to have turkey on
26:10
26:12
Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with
26:12
26:14
no turkey is like like Fourth of July
26:14
26:17
with no apple pie or or Friday with no
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26:20
two pizzas. [laughter]
26:20
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>> All right, fine if it means that much to
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26:24
you. But just there's going to be a ton
26:24
26:25
left over.
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>> No, no, no, they won't. I promise I will
26:26
26:28
finish that turkey.
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26:29
>> You're telling me you can eat almost an
26:30
26:31
entire turkey in one sitting?
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>> That's right. Cuz I'm a tribani
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26:37
and this is what we do.
26:37
26:39
I mean, we may not be great thinkers or
26:39
26:42
or world leaders. We don't read a lot or
26:42
26:45
run very fast, but damn it, we can eat.
26:45
26:48
[laughter]
26:48
26:48
>> Are you through with that?
26:48
26:50
>> Yeah. Sorry, the swallowing slowed me
26:50
26:52
down.
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>> Whose little ball of paper is this?
26:54
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>> Oh, that would be mine. See, uh, I wrote
26:56
26:58
a note to myself and then I realized I
26:58
27:00
didn't need the note, so I baldled it up
27:00
27:01
and now I wish I was dead. [laughter]
27:01
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>> She already fluffed that pillow. Monica,
27:05
27:07
you know, you already flipped, but it's
27:07
27:08
fine.
27:08
27:10
[laughter]
27:10
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>> Look, I'm sorry, guys. I just don't want
27:10
27:12
to give them any more ammunition than
27:12
27:13
they already have.
27:13
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>> Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent
27:14
27:16
can be about the flatness of a child's
27:16
27:18
pillow.
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>> Monica, hi. Um, [laughter]
27:20
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Monica, um, you're scaring me.
27:23
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I mean, you're like you're like all
27:27
27:28
chaotic and twirly, you know? I mean,
27:28
27:31
not not in a good way.
27:31
27:34
>> Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross
27:34
27:36
getting all chaotic and twirly every
27:36
27:39
time they come.
27:39
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>> That's because as far as my parents are
27:40
27:41
concerned, Ross can do no wrong. You
27:41
27:44
see, he's the prince. Apparently, they
27:44
27:47
had some big ceremony before I was born.
27:47
27:49
>> Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
27:49
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>> Yeah, it's beautiful. [laughter]
27:51
27:58
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
27:58
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Oh god. Oh god. DON'T DON'T TOUCH THAT.
28:00
28:05
OH, LIKE I wasn't dreading tomorrow
28:05
28:07
enough, having to give it back to him.
28:07
28:10
Hi, Barry. Remember me? I'm the girl in
28:10
28:12
the veil that stomped on your heart in
28:12
28:13
front of your entire family. Oh god. And
28:13
28:16
now I'm going to have to return the ring
28:16
28:17
without the ring, which makes it so much
28:18
28:20
harder.
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[laughter]
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>> Easy, Ra. We'll find it. We'll wait.
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>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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>> Okay.
28:26
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[laughter]
28:27
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>> All right. When'd you have it on last?
28:29
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Probably right before she lost it.
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You don't get a lot of Doy these days.
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>> You know, I had it this morning. I know.
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I had it when I was in the kitchen with
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>> Dina.
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>> Oh, don't be mad.
28:50
28:53
You didn't.
28:53
28:54
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I gave you one job.
28:54
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>> Oh, but look how straight those noodles
28:59
29:01
are.
29:01
29:03
Now, Monica, you know that's not how you
29:03
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look for an engagement ring in lasagna.
29:05
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>> I just can't do it.
29:10
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>> Boys,
29:13
29:15
we're going in.
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Can I sing happy birthday to you now?
29:17
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>> Yeah, sure.
29:18
29:19
>> Oh, all right. Happy birthday.
29:19
29:23
See you later. [laughter]
29:23
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>> Hey, Ra. Somebody got your shoes.
29:26
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>> Oh, give me
29:29
29:31
Wow. OH
29:31
29:33
MY GOD.
29:33
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>> OH, THESE ARE MY RAT BABIES.
29:36
29:39
[cheering]
29:39
29:40
[laughter]
29:40
29:42
>> YEAH, we have rat babies now.
29:42
29:47
>> Oh, you brought rats to my birthday
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party. So, this is what a stroke feels
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like. [laughter]
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I had to bring them. We killed their
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mother. They're our responsibility now.
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You know, they require constant care.
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You should know that, Rachel. You're a
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mother.
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>> Oh,
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are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
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>> No. Seven rats.
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Monica.
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[laughter]
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>> Hey.
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Hey. Did you get the turkey, BABY? OH MY
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GOD. OH MY GOD.
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>> Who is that?
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>> It's Joey. [laughter]
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>> What? What are you doing? Is this
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supposed to be funny?
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>> No, it's not supposed to be funny. It's
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supposed to be scary.
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[laughter]
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>> GET IT OFF NOW.
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>> I CAN'T. IT'S STUCK.
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>> I DON'T CARE THAT THAT TURKEY HAS TO
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FEED 20 people at my parents house and
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they're not going to eat it off your
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head.
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Hold on. Okay, let's just I'll think.
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[laughter]
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>> Okay, I got it. Devi. All right, you
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pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide
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as I can.
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>> Joey, now is not the time.
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>> Sorry, guys.
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>> Okay, count to three. One, two, THREE.
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[laughter]
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>> It worked. I SCARED YOU. I KNEW IT.
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[laughter]
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>> SO, tonight's the night of the big
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bachelor party.
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>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that
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girl's number.
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>> No problem. So, who's the party for? for
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my husband.
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>> You hide your husband a hooker.
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>> She's a stripper.
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>> No, she's a hooker.
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>> Is Is that what they call strippers
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sometimes?
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>> When they're hookers.
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>> My god, Ste. I I can't believe you did
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this. Now, you're absolutely sure she's
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a hooker.
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>> It's either that or she's just the best,
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most expensive date I ever had.
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>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you
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should just ask her to leave.
31:49
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>> Why me? Hey, it's your bachelor party.
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Which is why you should do it. I don't
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want to. You do it.
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>> You do it.
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>> You do it.
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>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who
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has to tell the to leave?
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[laughter]
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>> What?
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>> I miss this.
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>> I don't think we've actually done this
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before.
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>> No, no, no, [laughter] no, no. I I miss
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hanging out with you.
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>> Well, we we still hang out.
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>> Yeah. Not like we used to. Remember? You
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and me used to be inseparable.
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Oh, now it's like
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things are different.
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>> Well, you know, things are different.
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I'm I'm married now.
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>> Yeah, sure. And hey, don't get me wrong.
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I am so happy for you guys, but I just I
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miss hanging out just just us, you know.
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>> Yeah, I miss that, too.
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>> I'll tell you what. For now when we'll
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make time to hang out with each other.
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>> You got it. Come here.
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Oh god. Listen, I am this close to
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robbing you guys. [laughter]
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>> She's a hooker. She's a hooker. She's a
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>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.
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It's like you took care of everything.
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Thanks a lot, co-host.
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>> Take care of everything. There's There's
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plenty of things for you to do.
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>> Uhhuh. Like what?
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Cups. [laughter]
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>> Cups? You're giving me cups and ice?
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Cups and ice. Oh, I get to be in charge
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of cups and ice. All right,
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fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups
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and ice.
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>> Wait a minute. I can get ice at the
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restaurant.
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>> I GOT IT. FINE.
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HEY, CHECK IT OUT. [music] A cup hat, a
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cup banner, cup chandelier, and the
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thing that started it all, the cup.
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>> Great job with the cups, faves.
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>> Why don't you just go out with her?
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[cheering]
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>> And did you notice the ice? Look, we
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have it all. We have [music] crushed,
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cubed, and dry. Watch. Ah,
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>> mystical.
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>> Oh,
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[laughter]
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I No one's eating my Tuskcen finger food
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because they're all filling up on Phoebe
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snow cones.
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>> There are snow cones.
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>> Snow cones?
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>> You go, go.
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>> Thank you.
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>> Trouble here. We've only got 12 hours
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and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move.
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>> Monica, I feel like you should have
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German subtitles.
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>> [laughter]
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>> Joey, speed it up.
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>> I'm sorry. It's the pigs. They're
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reluctant to get in the blankets.
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>> Monica, how did this happen? I thought
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you had this all planned out. Do you
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want me to cry?
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Is that what you want? Do you want TO
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SEE ME CRY? SIR, NO, SIR. [cheering]
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>> All right, you.
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>> What? No. Look, I told you I am not a
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part of this thing.
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>> All right. Look, Ross, I realize that
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you have issues with Carol and Susan,
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and I feel for you. I do. But if you
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don't help me cook, I'm going to take a
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bunch of those little hot dogs and
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create a new appetizer called Pigs and
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Ross.
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>> So, the wedding caterer sent me this
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list of 12 appetizers, and I have to
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narrow it down to six.
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>> Food? Oh, give me.
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>> So, did Monica tell you about this great
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band called the Swing Kings that we're
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trying to get to play for the wedding?
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>> Since when are you into swing music?
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lost since forever. I used to go all
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over town listening to bands.
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>> Taylor
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>> Gap commercial.
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[laughter]
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>> So, did you book them? Did you call?
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>> I will.
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>> Do you want me to call?
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>> No, I'll do it. You just stick to your
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job.
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>> What is your job?
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>> Staying out of the way. [laughter]
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>> This is [snorts] impossible. Monica, why
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don't you just pick off 15?
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>> There were only 12.
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>> Oh, yeah. I added three.
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What are peanut butter fingers?
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[laughter]
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>> Oh gosh, it's hot in here.
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>> Ra, get the heat.
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>> Ross, could you turn the heat down,
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please?
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>> Sure. And by the way, there's a
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difference between being obsessive.
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>> Ross, the heat.
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>> Fine. Okay. You know, heat, heat, heat.
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And I'm the obsessive one.
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>> Okay, this way is on. So, this is
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off.
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>> Did you just break the radiator?
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>> No. No. I was turning the knob and and
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here it is.
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>> Well, put it back.
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>> It uh it won't go back.
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>> Call the super here. Let me try.
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>> Oh. Oh, that's right. I forgot about
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your ability to fuse metal.
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>> Hey, it's Funny's cousin. Not funny.
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>> Hi, Mr. Trigger. Hi, it's Rachel Green
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from upstairs. Yes, somebody uh broke
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our knob on the radiator. And it's
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really hot in here.
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Yes, it's it's hot enough to bake
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cookies. [laughter]
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Well, well, do you think we could have a
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new one by 6?
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What? No. No. Tuesday? We can't wait
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until Tuesday. We're having a party
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tonight.
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>> Okay. Tip the man.
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>> No. If he doesn't like our cookies, too
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bad. I'm not going to be blackmailed.
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Look, if worse comes to worse, it gets a
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little warm, we'll call it a theme
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party.
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>> Hey, here's a theme. Come on in. Live
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like bacon.
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[laughter]
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>> Hi. Welcome to our tropical Christmas
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party. You put your coats and sweaters
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and pants and shirts in the bedroom.
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>> It's hard to tell because I'm sweating,
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but I use exactly what the gel bottle
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says.
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>> [laughter]
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>> An amount about the size of a pee. How
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How can that be too much?
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>> Ice.
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Ice. Ice squares. Anyone? Take a napkin.
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All right.
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>> Monica. Monica.
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Monica. Your guests are turning into
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jerky. Okay.
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>> Really? I'm perfectly comfortable. Hey.
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Hey. Hey. Get in line, buddy. I was
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next.
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Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's
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driving me crazy.
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Hello. Hey. Okay, stop screaming.
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Okay, so Halibet.
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All right, so salmon. Either way, I
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don't I don't It doesn't matter to me.
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Well, it matters to me.
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[laughter]
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Well, I don't care. So, you pick. Did
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you just hang up on me?
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[laughter]
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All right. Look, I need you at the
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rehearsal dinner tonight at 1,800 hours.
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>> Uh-huh. Okay. What time is that?
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>> You don't know military time?
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>> Well, I must have been in missile
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training the day they taught that.
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[laughter]
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>> Just subtract 12.
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>> Okay. So, 1,800US 12 is 1,788.
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>> 6:00.
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>> Okay. Hold on. Yeah. Geller here. No, I
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said it has to be there by 4:00.
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Goodbye.
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God, how hard is it to make an eye
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sculpture?
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>> Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy.
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I told you I just want a simple wedding.
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Please, honey, leave the details to me.
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Now, I want to make this day as special
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for you as I can. No. Okay. I was
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thinking that the harpist should wear
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white.
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>> Well, harpist. My friend Marjorie is
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playing the steel drums.
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>> Oh, she backed out. She did? Why?
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>> I made her.
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Steel drums don't really say elegant
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wedding. Nor does Marjorie's
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overwhelming scent. Hey, she will shower
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when Tibet is free.
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>> Decided to have a Halloween party.
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>> Yeah. And everybody has to wear
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costumes.
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[laughter]
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>> Come on. It'll be fun.
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>> Well, I'll be there. I mean, I have to
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wear a costume to all my classes that
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day anyway. So,
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>> please tell me you're not going to dress
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up like a dinosaur.
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>> Not two years in a row.
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I I'll come to the party, but I'm not
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dressing up.
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>> You have to.
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>> No way. Look, Halloween is so stupid.
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Dressing up and pretending to be someone
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you're not. [laughter]
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>> You're an actor.
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>> Hey. Hey. Okay, good. You're here. All
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right. I figured it out. I'm going to
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take two tables of eight. I'm going to
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add your parents and I'm going to turn
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them into three tables of six. Okay. And
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I call the caterer. I add in two extra
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meals. We are good to go.
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>> Yeah, they're not coming.
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[laughter]
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What?
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>> Somehow they got the idea that you only
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invited them because of me. They feel a
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little unwanted.
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>> Oh, that's too bad. It's true, but too
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bad.
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>> Look, Mom. If you could just call my
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mom.
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>> Oh, Joey.
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>> Come on. Look, just just let her know
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that you really want them to be there.
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Let's not forget this is a woman who has
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sent you many lasagnas over the years.
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>> No, she hasn't.
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>> Is it her fault if some of them didn't
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make it to you? [laughter]
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>> What am I going to say?
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>> I don't know. just uh just tell them
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there was a mixup with the invitations
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or No, no, no. Blame it on the post
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office. They hate the post office and
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the Irish,
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but I don't think you could blame it on
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them. So, [laughter]
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hello. Yeah. Hi, uh Mrs. Tribani. Hi,
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this is Monica Geller. Yeah, I'm I'm
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just calling to say that Chandler and I
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uh really hope that you can make it to
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the wedding. Yeah. Apparently, a bunch
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of the invitations that we sent weren't
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delivered. Um, I guess there was some
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screw up at the damn post office.
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[laughter]
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Tell me about it. Yeah. Yeah, the US
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post office. No, more like US lost
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office. [laughter]
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What are they, Irish?
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I'm so sorry we're late. Please let us
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in so we can have dinner together.
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>> No, everything's cold. The turkeyy's
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dried OUT AND THE THE STUFFING'S ALL
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SOGGY. YEAH. AND THERE'S A BOWL OF
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cranberry sauce that What happened to
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cranberry sauce?
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>> Nothing. It's fine.
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>> Oh, thank God.
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>> Oh, I just remembered we do have
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something to eat. Monica put something
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in our oven THIS MORNING.
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>> OH, YEAH. HEY, YOU TOUCH THAT AND YOU
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WILL be sorry.
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>> Guys, I listen to her. The vein is
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bigger than I've ever seen it.
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>> Oh my god. IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS.
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>> THAT'S WORSE THAN NO FOOD.
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HAHA. All you got was Monica's stinky
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Brussels sprouts.
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>> Stinky.
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>> Please let me stay on this side of the
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door.
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[laughter]
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>> It all looks so beautiful.
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The turkey, the stuffing,
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>> the cranberries.
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>> Enough. A monkey could HAVE MADE THEM.
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[laughter]
...
HEY, LISTEN GUYS. We feel really
...
terrible.
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>> He's doing that weird eye contact thing.
...
Don't look at him. Don't look at him.
...
>> Come on, you guys. We want you to know
...
we're very, very sorry.
...
Right, guys?
...
I feel terrible.
...
[cheering]
...
>> But let's not ruin this day. You work so
...
hard. Let's move past this and try to
...
have a nice meal all together.
...
>> The floating heads do make a good point.
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>> Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.
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>> So bad.
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>> So bad.
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>> So bad. [laughter]
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>> Okay.
...
Okay. You two go get the dessert and
...
I'll let you in.
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>> Dessert?
...
Yeah. I asked you and Phoebe to pick up
...
the pies. You did remember, right?
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>> Pies. Oh, we thought you said prize.
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HERE, [laughter]
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>> grand supreme little darling.
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Congratulations.
...
[cheering and laughter]
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>> Oh my god, you forgot the pies. Well, I
...
cannot believe this. You forced me to
...
make dinner, then you're an hour late
...
and you forget the one little thing that
...
I asked you to do.
...
>> Really, girls? Not cool.
...
>> Well, you man heads aren't any better.
...
You lied about going to the game. You
...
knew it would make you late and you
...
still went anyway.
...
>> Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this.
...
Okay, we said we're sorry. It's
...
Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes. A day of
...
forgiveness.
...
>> It's a day to be thankful.
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>> Don't make me come up there. [laughter]
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>> It's too late for apologies.
...
>> Fine, let's just go. I don't need your
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stupid dinner.
...
>> That would be a lot more convincing if
...
you weren't drooling.
...
Is that what that is?
...
>> Come on, you guys. Let's just do our own
...
Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'll cook.
...
>> Yeah, let's go out.
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>> Hey.
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>> Yeah, you three have a nice
...
Thanksgiving.
...
>> The three of us?
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>> Yeah, you, Chan, and the vein.
...
[music]
...
>> Hi. Hey.
...
>> Hey.
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>> So, what's the final head count on my
...
baby shower?
...
>> About 20. A couple people from work had
...
something else to do. Also, both of your
...
sisters called and neither can make it.
...
>> What you mean they're not coming to a
...
social event where there's no men and no
...
booze? That's shocking.
...
>> Well, I don't care as long as my mom's
...
here.
...
>> Oh my god. Your mother.
...
>> What? My mom's not going to be here?
...
>> Well, given that we forgot to invite
...
her, it would be an awfully big
...
coincidence if she was. [laughter]
...
>> My god. Well, it wasn't my fault. Phoebe
...
was in charge of the invitations. Well,
...
I don't I don't have a mother. So often
...
I forget that other
...
>> I'll give it a rest. [laughter]
...
>> So my mother is not coming to my baby
...
shower.
...
>> No,
...
neither is mine.
...
Okay, you know what? Don't worry. Okay,
...
we'll take care of it. We'll call her.
...
You just go home and get ready.
...
>> Please make sure she comes. It's really
...
important to me. I mean, it's my mom.
...
>> I know. I know. What's her number?
...
>> I don't know.
...
>> Go. I have my book. Go.
...
Wait a minute. If you're in charge of
...
the invitations, why am I the one who
...
has to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi.
...
Uh, it's Monica Geller.
...
>> Oh, hello, Monica.
...
>> Hi. Um, I know this is last minute, but
...
we we've decided to throw an impromptu
...
baby shower for Rachel today.
...
>> I know. My daughters told me about it
...
when they received their impromptu
...
invitations a month ago.
...
>> I'm sorry. I'm I'm so sorry.
...
>> For what, dear?
...
>> For not inviting me or for lying about
...
it.
...
>> Oh my god, my ass is sweating.
...
>> Please, please, can you come? It's It's
...
today at 4:00.
...
>> Well, all right. I'll see you at 4.
...
>> Thank you.
...
Isn't it at 3? Son of a Hasn't
...
even thanked you for it. You know what?
...
You're right. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you
...
want to say anything to her, I'd tell
...
her off.
...
>> Really?
...
>> Uh-huh.
...
Okay, I will. Mrs. Green.
...
Mrs. Green, it is rude to leave a party
...
without saying goodbye to the host.
...
Yeah. And also, when someone apologizes
...
to you, the decent thing to do is to
...
accept it. Cuz what I did to you, it
...
wasn't on purpose. But what you're doing
...
to me now is just is just plain
...
spiteful. Spiteful. That's right. Maybe
...
it's TIME YOU TOOK A GOOD HARD LOOK IN
...
THE MIRROR, young lady.
...
Old lady.
...
Lady,
...
wrap it up. Wrap it up. Wrap it up.
...
[laughter]
...
So, whenever you're ready to apologize
...
to me, I will forgive you. Good day.
...
>> I can't feel my legs.
...
[laughter] But you are fantastic. I'm so
...
proud of you. Yeah, kind of proud of me,
...
too.
...
>> You should be. You could you give me
...
something to drink?
...
>> You got it.
...
>> Okay,
...
>> MRS. GREEN. OKAY, I'M REALLY SORRY. I
...
APOLOGIZE IF YOU JUST LAUGH.
...
>> OKAY, I bit my tongue,
...
but I'm still really sorry this morning
...
and I found this. I don't know if you
...
want to use it, but
...
>> Oh, this is so sweet of you. Oh, but you
...
know what? I won't be needing a veil. I
...
actually won't be wearing a dress at
...
all.
...
>> I told you I am not coming to a naked
...
wedding.
...
>> No, no, [laughter] no. We're just We're
...
not having a big reception. We took the
...
money we were going to spend on a
...
wedding and we donated it to a
...
children's charity. That's crazy.
...
[laughter]
...
>> I'm sorry. I just I can't imagine giving
...
up my one wedding day like that.
...
>> Yeah, well, we're different, you know. I
...
don't care about having a huge party.
...
This is really nice for you, but oh,
...
please. I put this on and I just look
...
like Well, radiant.
...
[laughter]
...
>> All right. But who cares? You know, I
...
don't need a pretty veil and a fancy
...
dress. That's right. You're making a
...
commitment. And
...
>> you know that's the same whether you do
...
it at the plaza or where are you going
...
to do it?
...
>> City Hall.
...
>> Oh.
...
Oh, that sounds nice.
...
No, I was just there for jury duty.
...
They've really spruced that place up.
...
[laughter]
...
>> Okay. No, it's okay. It's okay. It's
...
okay. I've made my decision.
...
>> What I really want is a great big
...
wedding.
...
>> Yay. [laughter]
...
>> But you already gave all the money to
...
charity.
...
>> Well, I'll just ask for it back.
...
>> I don't think you can do that.
...
>> Why not? This is her wedding day. That's
...
way more important than some stupid
...
kids.
...
>> That's sweet, honey. But save something
...
for the adoption lady.
...
>> The most unbelievable thing has
...
happened. Underdog has gotten away.
...
>> The balloon.
...
>> No, no, the actual cartoon character.
...
[laughter]
...
>> Of course, the balloon.
...
It's all over the news. Right before he
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reached Macy's, he broke free and was
...
spotted flying over Washington Square
...
Park. I'm going to the roof. Who's with
...
me?
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>> I can't. I got to go.
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>> Come on. An 80 foot inflatable dog loose
...
over the city. How often does that
...
happen?
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>> Almost never.
...
Got the keys.
...
>> Okay.
...
First saw the giant dog shadow fall over
...
the park. Yeah, but did they have to
...
shoot him down? I mean, that was just
...
me.
...
>> Okay, right about now, the turkey should
...
be crispy on the outside, juicy on the
...
inside. [laughter]
...
Why are we standing here?
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>> We're waiting for you to open the door.
...
You've got the keys.
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>> No, I don't.
...
Yes, you do. When we left, you said got
...
the keys. No, I didn't. I asked. Got the
...
keys. [laughter]
...
>> No, no, no. You said got the keys.
...
>> Either of you have the keys?
...
[laughter]
...
>> The oven is on.
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>> Oh, I've got to get my ticket.
...
>> Oh, wait, wait. We have a copy of YOUR
...
KEY.
...
>> WELL, THEY GET IT. GET IT.
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>> HEY. HEY. That tone won't make me go any
...
faster.
...
>> Joey,
...
>> that one will.
...
I swear you said you HAD THE KEYS.
...
>> NO, I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T SAY I had the
...
keys unless I had the keys. AND I
...
OBVIOUSLY DID NOT HAVE THE KEYS.
...
>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, that's it. Enough
...
with THE KEYS. NO ONE SAY KEYS.
...
>> Why would I have the keys?
...
>> Aside from the fact that you said you
...
had them,
...
>> but I didn't. WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE.
...
>> WHY?
...
>> BECAUSE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MY
...
RESPONSIBILITY. IS that I mean, isn't it
...
enough that I'm making Thanksgiving
...
dinner for everyone? YOU KNOW, EVERYONE
...
WANTS a different KIND OF POTATO. SO,
...
I'M MAKING different kinds of potatoes.
...
I MEAN, DOES ANYBODY care what kind of
...
potatoes I want? NO.
...
NO. NO. YOU KNOW, JUST AS LONG AS Phoebe
...
gets her peas AND ONIONS AND MARIO GETS
...
HIS TOTS AND it's my first Thanksgiving
...
and I it's all burned and
...
[laughter]
...
>> Okay, Monica. Only dogs can hear you
...
now.
...
Look, the door's open. Here we go.
...
>> Well, turkeys burnt.
...
Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are
...
ruined. Potatoes are ruined. [laughter]
...
>> Here we come. Walking down the
...
[laughter]
...
>> This doesn't smell like mom's.
...
>> No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted
...
lumps, ROSS. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
...
YOU GOT ONE.
...
[laughter]
...
>> OH. GOD, this is great. The plane is
...
gone. So, I guess I'm stuck here with
...
you guys.
...
>> Hey, we all had better plans. Okay, this
...
was nobody's first choice.
...
>> Oh, really? So, WHY WAS I BUSTING MY ASS
...
TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING
...
DINNER?
...
>> Why don't WE GO SEE IT? STOP IT.
...
>> NOW, this feels like Thanksgiving.
...
Okay. Who wants light cheese and who
...
wants dark cheese?
...
>> I don't even want to know about the dark
...
cheese.
...
>> Does anybody want to split this with me?
...
>> No, I will.
...
>> You guys have to make a wish.
...
>> Make a wish.
...
>> Come on. You know Thanksgiving.
...
>> You got the bigger half. What' you wish
...
for?
...
>> The bigger half. [laughter]
...
>> All right, I'd like to propose a toast.
...
Little toast here.
...
I know this isn't exactly the kind of
...
Thanksgiving that all of you planned,
...
but for me, this has been really great.
...
You know, I think because it didn't
...
involve divorce or projectile vomiting.
...
[clears throat]
...
Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if
...
you'd gone to Vale or if you guys had
...
been with your family or if you didn't
...
have
...
syphilis and stuff,
...
we wouldn't be all together, you know.
...
So, I guess what I'm trying to say is
...
that uh I'm very thankful that all of
...
your Thanksgiving sucked. [laughter]
...
>> It's so sweet.
...
>> Thank you.
...
And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas
...
>> and a crappy new year.
...
>> I want you to take a piece of paper.
...
Here you go. And write down your most
...
embarrassing memory.
...
>> Oh, and I do ask that when you're not
...
using the markers, you put the caps back
...
on them because they will dry out.
...
Listen, you [music] guys. Um, I don't
...
mean to be a pain about this, but um,
...
I've noticed that some of you are just
...
placing them on. You want to push the
...
caps
...
until you hear them click. [laughter]
...
>> Gunther, where are you going?
...
>> I um was sort of thinking about maybe
...
>> No, no, you can't go. No, this is fun.
...
Come on. We're just getting started.
...
Here, here's your marker.
...
Listen, if you want to go, just go.
...
>> No, she'll yell at me again.
...
>> All right, I can [clears throat] get you
...
out.
...
>> What? [laughter]
...
>> In a minute, I'm going to create a
...
diversion.
...
When I do, walk quickly to the door and
...
don't look back. [laughter]
...
>> Okay. The first person's most
...
embarrassing memory is, "Monica, your
...
party sucks."
...
All right. Very funny.
...
>> Oh no. Oh, did someone forget to use a
...
coaster?
...
>> What?
...
[laughter]
...
>> I don't see anything.
...
>> Great. I'm seeing water rings again.
...
Okay. Okay. She's taking the trash out
...
so I can get you out of here. But it has
...
to be now. [music] She'll be back any
...
minute.
...
>> What about my friend Victor?
...
>> No, only the three of you. Any more than
...
that and she'll get suspicious.
...
>> All right, let me just get my coat.
...
>> There isn't time. You
...
must leave everything. They'll take care
...
of you next door. [laughter]
...
>> Is it true they had beer?
...
>> Everything you've heard is true.
...
>> Could you guys please try to keep it
...
down? We're trying to start a volleyball
...
tournament.
...
[laughter]
...
>> You And you, you're supposed to be at my
...
party. And Gunther,
...
[laughter]
...
>> what are you doing here?
...
>> Huh?
...
>> Hey, welcome to the fo,
...
>> baby. All right. I'm sorry, but these
...
people needed me. You know, they work
...
hard all week. It's Saturday night. They
...
deserve to have a little fun. Go.
...
>> You know, my party is fun. I mean, maybe
...
it's a little quieter, less obvious sort
...
of fun, but you know, if people would
...
just give it a chance, it's so
...
[laughter]
...
>> Do you realize that four weeks from
...
today, we're getting married? Four
...
weeks, baby. Four weeks.
...
>> You realize that you get louder each
...
week?
...
>> There's still so much to do. Have you
...
written your vows yet? I figured I'd
...
just buy those. Pat, I'd like to buy a
...
vow. [laughter]
...
>> Sweetie, no. I have no sense of humor
...
when it comes to the wedding.
...
>> Right. So, [clears throat] have you
...
written yours yet?
...
>> No, but I know exactly what I'm going to
...
say.
...
>> Do you happen to know exactly what I'm
...
going to say?
...
[laughter]
...
>> Let's just do it right now. Okay. It
...
won't be hard. Just say what's in your
...
heart.
...
Look at her go. She must love me more
...
than I love her.
...
What's wrong with me? Ooh, don't open
...
that door.
...
>> No, I'm not going to make a turkey this
...
year.
...
>> What?
...
>> Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.
...
>> Phoebe.
...
>> Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent
...
animals.
...
>> No, they're not. They're ugly and stupid
...
and delicious. [laughter]
...
>> Right. Okay. It's not just Phoebe.
...
Will's still on a diet. Chandler doesn't
...
eat Thanksgiving food and Rachel's
...
having her aversion to poultry.
...
>> She is?
...
>> Yeah. Did you remember I had to leave
...
the room the other day when you had that
...
roast chicken?
...
>> Yeah, but I thought that was just cuz I
...
put the whole thing on my hand and made
...
it walk across the table.
...
>> Anyway, it just doesn't seem worth it to
...
make a whole turkey for just three
...
people. Okay. It's just it's it's a lot
...
of work.
...
>> But you got to have turkey on
...
Thanksgiving. I mean, Thanksgiving with
...
no turkey is like like Fourth of July
...
with no apple pie or or Friday with no
...
two pizzas. [laughter]
...
>> All right, fine if it means that much to
...
you. But just there's going to be a ton
...
left over.
...
>> No, no, no, they won't. I promise I will
...
finish that turkey.
...
>> You're telling me you can eat almost an
...
entire turkey in one sitting?
...
>> That's right. Cuz I'm a tribani
...
and this is what we do.
...
I mean, we may not be great thinkers or
...
or world leaders. We don't read a lot or
...
run very fast, but damn it, we can eat.
...
[laughter]
...
>> Are you through with that?
...
>> Yeah. Sorry, the swallowing slowed me
...
down.
...
>> Whose little ball of paper is this?
...
>> Oh, that would be mine. See, uh, I wrote
...
a note to myself and then I realized I
...
didn't need the note, so I baldled it up
...
and now I wish I was dead. [laughter]
...
>> She already fluffed that pillow. Monica,
...
you know, you already flipped, but it's
...
fine.
...
[laughter]
...
>> Look, I'm sorry, guys. I just don't want
...
to give them any more ammunition than
...
they already have.
...
>> Yes, and we all know how cruel a parent
...
can be about the flatness of a child's
...
pillow.
...
>> Monica, hi. Um, [laughter]
...
Monica, um, you're scaring me.
...
I mean, you're like you're like all
...
chaotic and twirly, you know? I mean,
...
not not in a good way.
...
>> Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross
...
getting all chaotic and twirly every
...
time they come.
...
>> That's because as far as my parents are
...
concerned, Ross can do no wrong. You
...
see, he's the prince. Apparently, they
...
had some big ceremony before I was born.
...
>> Has anybody seen my engagement ring?
...
>> Yeah, it's beautiful. [laughter]
...
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
...
Oh god. Oh god. DON'T DON'T TOUCH THAT.
...
OH, LIKE I wasn't dreading tomorrow
...
enough, having to give it back to him.
...
Hi, Barry. Remember me? I'm the girl in
...
the veil that stomped on your heart in
...
front of your entire family. Oh god. And
...
now I'm going to have to return the ring
...
without the ring, which makes it so much
...
harder.
...
[laughter]
...
>> Easy, Ra. We'll find it. We'll wait.
...
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
...
>> Okay.
...
[laughter]
...
>> All right. When'd you have it on last?
...
Probably right before she lost it.
...
You don't get a lot of Doy these days.
...
>> You know, I had it this morning. I know.
...
I had it when I was in the kitchen with
...
>> Dina.
...
>> Oh, don't be mad.
...
You didn't.
...
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I gave you one job.
...
>> Oh, but look how straight those noodles
...
are.
...
Now, Monica, you know that's not how you
...
look for an engagement ring in lasagna.
...
>> I just can't do it.
...
>> Boys,
...
we're going in.
...
Can I sing happy birthday to you now?
...
>> Yeah, sure.
...
>> Oh, all right. Happy birthday.
...
See you later. [laughter]
...
>> Hey, Ra. Somebody got your shoes.
...
>> Oh, give me
...
Wow. OH
...
MY GOD.
...
>> OH, THESE ARE MY RAT BABIES.
...
[cheering]
...
[laughter]
...
>> YEAH, we have rat babies now.
...
>> Oh, you brought rats to my birthday
...
party. So, this is what a stroke feels
...
like. [laughter]
...
I had to bring them. We killed their
...
mother. They're our responsibility now.
...
You know, they require constant care.
...
You should know that, Rachel. You're a
...
mother.
...
>> Oh,
...
are you comparing my daughter to a rat?
...
>> No. Seven rats.
...
Monica.
...
[laughter]
...
>> Hey.
...
Hey. Did you get the turkey, BABY? OH MY
...
GOD. OH MY GOD.
...
>> Who is that?
...
>> It's Joey. [laughter]
...
>> What? What are you doing? Is this
...
supposed to be funny?
...
>> No, it's not supposed to be funny. It's
...
supposed to be scary.
...
[laughter]
...
>> GET IT OFF NOW.
...
>> I CAN'T. IT'S STUCK.
...
>> I DON'T CARE THAT THAT TURKEY HAS TO
...
FEED 20 people at my parents house and
...
they're not going to eat it off your
...
head.
...
Hold on. Okay, let's just I'll think.
...
[laughter]
...
>> Okay, I got it. Devi. All right, you
...
pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide
...
as I can.
...
>> Joey, now is not the time.
...
>> Sorry, guys.
...
>> Okay, count to three. One, two, THREE.
...
[laughter]
...
>> It worked. I SCARED YOU. I KNEW IT.
...
[laughter]
...
>> SO, tonight's the night of the big
...
bachelor party.
...
>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that
...
girl's number.
...
>> No problem. So, who's the party for? for
...
my husband.
...
>> You hide your husband a hooker.
...
>> She's a stripper.
...
>> No, she's a hooker.
...
>> Is Is that what they call strippers
...
sometimes?
...
>> When they're hookers.
...
>> My god, Ste. I I can't believe you did
...
this. Now, you're absolutely sure she's
...
a hooker.
...
>> It's either that or she's just the best,
...
most expensive date I ever had.
...
>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you
...
should just ask her to leave.
...
>> Why me? Hey, it's your bachelor party.
...
Which is why you should do it. I don't
...
want to. You do it.
...
>> You do it.
...
>> You do it.
...
>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who
...
has to tell the to leave?
...
[laughter]
...
>> What?
...
>> I miss this.
...
>> I don't think we've actually done this
...
before.
...
>> No, no, no, [laughter] no, no. I I miss
...
hanging out with you.
...
>> Well, we we still hang out.
...
>> Yeah. Not like we used to. Remember? You
...
and me used to be inseparable.
...
Oh, now it's like
...
things are different.
...
>> Well, you know, things are different.
...
I'm I'm married now.
...
>> Yeah, sure. And hey, don't get me wrong.
...
I am so happy for you guys, but I just I
...
miss hanging out just just us, you know.
...
>> Yeah, I miss that, too.
...
>> I'll tell you what. For now when we'll
...
make time to hang out with each other.
...
>> You got it. Come here.
...
Oh god. Listen, I am this close to
...
robbing you guys. [laughter]
...
>> She's a hooker. She's a hooker. She's a
...
>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.
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caterer ˈkeɪtərər B2 |
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appetizer ˈæpɪtaɪzər B2 |
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reluctant rɪˈlʌktənt C1 |
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impromptu ɪmˈprɒmptjuː C1 |
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charity ˈtʃærɪti B2 |
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inflatable ɪnˈfleɪtəbl̩ B2 |
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balloon bəˈluːn A2 |
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sculpture ˈskʌlp.tʃɚ B2 |
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overwhelming ˌoʊ.vɚˈwɛl.mɪŋ C1 |
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super ˈsuːpər B2 |
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bachelor ˈbætʃələr B1 |
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freeze friːz B1 |
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embarrassing ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ B2 |
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scent sɛnt B1 |
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