– English Lyrics

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[English]

Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an

81-year-old woman put on a thong and she

didn't even buy it.

I'm telling you, I'm quitting. That's

it. I'm talking to my boss right now.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I

am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Okay, bye.

Call me when you get this message.

Oh, Mr. Waltham, I uh really need to

talk to you. In a moment, please. I'm in

the middle of a task and you have a

customer.

Hi. Hi. I'm Joshua. Hi, I'm Rachel

Green. What can I do for you, Joshua?

Well, uh, I need a whole new wardrobe.

My wife, well, my exwife. Oh, I'm so

sorry.

Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I

got away with two things. This suit and

turned out to be a uh skirt.

At least that's a great suit. Yeah, but

it wasn't much fun dropping it off at

the dry cleaners in the skirt.

So, I need everything down to underwear.

So, if you're willing, I'm uh I'm all

yours.

Okay,

Rachel, you needed to speak to me. No,

no, that wasn't me.

Well, we should get started. Let me show

you my underwear.

The selection of underwear that we

carry.

Oh, I'm sorry. It's this way. It's this

way. It's this way. Sorry.

[Music]

Would you like to go to a basketball

game with No. You know, it's funny

basketball because I happen to have

tickets to the

um

who likes the Nick.

What do you think? Oh, well, as a single

woman who is available,

I think you look great. Huh?

Yep. Oh, yeah. You look great.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. This looks great.

Um, so you like it? I do. I do. I love

it. In fact, I think I'm going to wear

it home. Great. All right. Well, thank

you so much for all your help.

Well, I guess uh I guess this is it. See

you. Thanks. Maybe I'll see you in the

spring, you know, with the uh for the

bathing suits. Well, well, you don't

want to do that now.

That's okay. I Anyway, hopefully I I'll

see you around sometime. Basketball.

Sorry. I uh I have two tickets to the

Knicks game tonight if you're

interested. Just as a thank you for this

week.

Wow, that would be great. Really? Yeah,

that would be fantastic. My my nephew is

crazy about the Knicks.

This is fantastic. Thank you so much,

Rachel. Good morning. Hi.

Okay, for next time, what do you say? I

have an extra ticket. An extra ticket.

Not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.

So, the first time you asked a guy out,

he he turned you down.

He didn't turn me down. He's at the

game, isn't he? I got the date. I'm just

not on it.

What is Chandler Bing's job?

Oh gosh. This has something to do with

numbers and processing. Well, he carries

a briefcase. 10 seconds. You need this

or you lose the game. It's um it has

something to do with transponding. Oh.

Oh. Oh. He's a trans monster.

That's not even a word.

I can get this. I can get this.

[Applause]

I was just leaving. Good, cuz I've got a

product report to read. It's like eight

pages. I hope I don't fall asleep.

Why did you write it?

Whoa,

look at that. Chip Matthews called.

Wonder what he wants.

Well, uh, actually, I bet he sensed that

I was ready to have sex with another

guy.

Well, um,

why don't you give him a call?

Okay.

Um,

are you sure you want to hear this? Oh,

I'm sure.

Chip. Hi, it's Rachel.

Rachel Green.

Yeah. Um, you left me a message.

Yes, you did. My roommate wrote it down.

Monica Geller.

Oh.

Oh, that's right.

He called to ask out Monica.

That's That's got to be embarrassing.

Believe I'm getting my nails done. And

you said it was going to be fun,

which kind of is.

Also, you said there were going to be

other guys here. There are no other guys

here. Jailer, there's a guy right over

there. That's a mailman.

That's our mailman.

Hi. How are you?

Kandler, don't worry. This doesn't make

you any less of a guy.

That does.

What am I sitting on?

I'd hate to think what this woman was

scratching when this broke off.

Hey, you know uh who used to have nails

like that? Oh my god.

We can't go now. It looks like Rachel's

going to put on a skit.

Oh my god. Have you lost your mind? No,

no, no, no, no, no. I'm finally thinking

clearly.

My lucky dress wasn't working out too

well for me, but for 4 years, this baby

never missed.

I I cannot I can't let

actually I kind of want to see what

happens.

Hey, nice uh costume. Oh yeah. Well, I

wanted to give Emily a big American

goodbye cheer. So, okay.

Ready? Okay. Give me an E. E. Give me an

M. M. Give me an I. I. Give me an L. L.

Give me a Y. Y. What do you get?

Emily.

Emily.

Okay. So, that's me as a cheerleader.

Tada.

Fine. I'm fine. I just lose the tooth.

It's no big deal. I have a dentist, you

know. Put to my side. Excuse me.

Okay. What do I do now? What do I do

now? I think you're done.

Okay, time to take off the bra.

[Laughter]

Uh, that was really uh great,

but I I got to take off, actually. Take

off.

All right, come on. Let's go get your

coat. Okay.

Rachel is my girlfriend.

Can't find garbage bags. Oh, well, I

think I saw some in here.

What is it?

I don't know, but maybe if we keep that

drawer shut, it'll die.

Can't believe we're living here.

What? What? What is it? Did you see the

size of the closets?

I can't believe we live here.

A

I'm going to call him up and I'm going

to ask him out. I can do that. Ask him

out. How you doing?

Hi Joshua. It's Rachel Green from

Bloomingdales.

Yeah. Um I was just wondering if you um

if you um

left your wallet at the store today.

Hey. Oh, how was Vermont? Emily is

incredible. I mean, there there are no

words to describe her. The whole weekend

was was like a dream.

Oh, and you, Ra. Hey, you were so right.

What? Uh, what you said about us finally

being in a place where we could really

be happy for each other. I mean, I I I

admit I I wasn't quite there, you know?

I mean, the thought of you and that that

Josh guy Joshua Joshua

guy at that club dancing, having a good

time, and the thought of it kind of

you know. Yeah. But now, but now I'm

totally there. I'm I'm finally where you

are. Oh, thank goodness.

And thank you for Emily. Oh, no problem.

I'm so glad I could help, you know.

Happy for you. Happy for you. Oh, no.

Happy for you. Buy and wrap all of your

Christmas gifts. No.

I uh Oh, I'll squeeze you fresh orange

juice every morning with extra pulp.

Yeah. No,

I've got it.

You don't have it. I so got it. There's

going to be rumors about this. There's

no way to stop it. Sophie knows. Monica

and Phoebe know. How do Monica and

Phoebe know? Oh, I called them.

When they ask me what I saw, I can be

very generous

or very stingy.

Go on. I can make you a legend.

I can make you this generation's Milton

Burl.

And Milton Burl has Oh, not compared to

you.

Hello. Hey. Hey. Hello, Chandler.

I love you.

Hey, what's going on? Oh,

no, he doesn't.

Two hours that lasted.

This is so nice. Thank you for doing

this. Oh, please. Cooking soothes me.

So dig in. Right. Oh, it all looks so

good.

Oh my god. Oh, I know. My god, this is

so This rice is I am so good.

Behind you.

Yeah, sorry. They used to live here and

sometimes they migrate back over.

Is there uh is there some way that they

could uh not be here? It's just that uh

farm birds really kind of freaked me

out.

Okay. Okay.

Here we go. Here we go.

There you go.

Hey, how'd you do that?

All gone. So, farm birds, huh? Yeah,

it's it's my only weird thing. I swear.

And I I would have told you about it,

but I didn't know that they would be

here.

So, all right.

Okay.

So, can I serve you a little of what?

What's What? Nothing. I uh It's just

that I know that they're still out

there.

They're across the hall. I mean, that's

two doors away. It's going to take them

a long time to peck their way back over

here.

That's That's not funny.

Okay. You know, would you feel better if

we went someplace else? I mean, we could

pack all this stuff up and, you know, go

to your apartment. Uh, they're working

on it this week. It's a total mess. But,

uh, I'm staying at my parents house. We

could go there. Your parents? Yeah.

They're out of town. Oh, yeah. It's a

huge place and and it's got this

gorgeous view of the park. It'd be very,

very romantic. What do you say? Yeah,

that works.

Yeah. They can smell fear.

Hey, new wallet, huh? Uh, yeah, it was

time. The old condom ring in the leather

just doesn't say cool anymore, you know.

Rachel, you just put an empty carton

back in the fridge. Oh, yeah. I know,

but the garbage was full.

Have you ever taken out the trash?

Well, I uh thought you liked doing it.

Third door on the left. Right.

Oh, hey Mr. Trigger. Hey there.

What are you doing? Um,

oh. Oh,

I'm sorry. It's a little old, but

you're clogging up the shoot. I just

spent a half hour unclogging.

I'm sorry. I didn't I don't come in here

a lot. Oh, yeah. Of course you don't.

Cuz you're a little princess.

Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a

candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of

cats sing happy birthday to me.

Well, you think you can just come in

here, make a mess, a big man in the

coveralls, or come and clean it up, huh?

Well, why don't you think of someone

else for a change?

Okay, I'm sorry.

God, you're going to cry about it.

I mean, my mom never thought this would

work out.

She was all once a cheater, always a

cheater.

Mhm. Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost

those four months.

But if time was what you needed, just to

gain a little perspective,

We were on a break.

Coffee house. You bet. And for the

record, it took two people to break up

this relationship. Yeah. You and that

girl from the copy place, which

yesterday you took full responsibility

for. I didn't know what I was taking

responsibility for. Okay. I didn't

finish the whole letter. What? I fell

asleep. You fell asleep?

It was 5:30 in the morning and you had

rambled on for 18 pages,

front and back.

Oh, and by the way, y u apostrophe re e

means you are. Y r means your.

You know, I can't believe I even thought

of getting back together with you. We

are so over.

Fine by me.

Oh. Oh, and hey, hey, hey. Those little

spelling tips will come in handy when

you're at home on Saturday nights

playing Scrabble with Monica. Hey,

sorry.

I just feel bad about all that sleep

you're going to miss. Wishing you were

with me. Oh, no. No. Don't you worry

about me falling asleep. I still have

your letter.

[Music]

What the hell is that?

[Music]

What the hell is that? Is that you?

Boy, you are really not a morning

person. Just back off.

Get up. Get up. Get up.

What is that noise? You.

It's the chick. She's going through some

changes.

What kind of changes? Well, the vet

seems to think that she's becoming a

rooster.

We're getting a second opinion.

two week thing. Anyway, I just didn't

want it to end this way, you know. Or

maybe you didn't want it to end.

What do you mean? You seem to really

like her.

Yeah, I really do.

Yeah, but what am I going to do? I mean,

we we both agreed it was going to be a

two week thing, you know, no commitment.

Ross,

that girl just spent the entire evening

talking to your friends,

asking to hear stories about you,

looking through Monica's photo albums.

I mean, you don't do that if you're just

in it for two weeks.

You think? Yeah.

You've got like 14 hours until she has

to be at the airport and you're sitting

here in a hallway with a 28-year-old

cheerleader with a fat lip.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah,

thanks.

What photo album was it? I don't know.

You and a bunch of albino kids.

Oh my god. Those weren't albino kids.

That was computer camp. Reach. Reach.

Funny story. I bumped into Joanna on the

street yesterday.

My boss Joanna? Well, that must have

been awkward. Well, no, actually, she

asked me if I wanted to get a drink.

You uh didn't say yes to that, did you?

No.

Hello, Rachel.

Well, not at first.

What is she doing here?

I don't understand. Last time you went

out with her, you said she was a big

dull dud. Well, I think I judged her too

quickly, and this time we were able to

take the relationship to the next level.

Well, last time I almost got fired. You

must end it. You must end it now. Oh,

come on. It's not like this is an

everyday occurrence for me. I mean,

usually I'm pretty much just in there by

myself.

I did it. I finished it. I did it all by

myself. And there's nobody to hug.

Hey. Hey, you guys. I finished the

crossroad all by myself. Hug me. Yay.

Congratulations. Thank you. Hey, how'd

the catering go? Oh, it was great. The

widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at

her till she did. Yeah. I'm a hard ass

and I'm a wuss

and we should be partners. Yeah, hard

ass and wuss. We can fight crime.

You okay?

I'm more than okay. I am really really

happy.

Want to know why? Do I?

Cuz I am really happy about us.

I think we are I think we are so on the

right track, you know. I mean, I think

we are working. I think we are clicking.

Yeah, sure. Sure. We're we're we're

clicking. Yeah. Yeah. You know, if if

there was just like one little area

where I that I think we we would need to

work on, I I would think it was that

we're just not crazy enough.

I I got to say I'm not too sure I agree

with that.

Well, yeah. Greg, you know, yeah, you're

right. I mean, we, you know, we have our

fun. Yeah. But it's

we're I I mean, like crazy, you know.

Okay. All right.

This is going to this is going to sound,

you know, a little um hasty, but uh just

go with me.

What if we got married?

What? Oh, I know. I know. It's It's so

It's so totally like, whoa, can we do

this? You know? I mean, but I mean, it

just feels right. Don't you think it

does? I mean, it just feels right. Don't

Wow. Uh Rachel, um you're

a real

special lady,

but my divorce isn't final yet. and and

and we've been on four dates.

So, I'm thinking no,

but

thanks.

You idiot.

[Music]

Well, I just called Joshua. Oh, how'd it

go? Well, I did my best to convince him

that I'm not some crazy girl who is

dying to get married. That I'm just

going through a hard time. What'd he

say? Well, uh, his answering machine was

very understanding.

I feel blue.

Hey, you know what might cheer you up?

What?

You know, I got to tell you, this really

does put me in a better mood.

I wish there was a job where I could

wear this all the time.

Maybe someday there will be.

Oh god, that's Chandler. He's going to

come by and borrow some candles for his

big date. Oh, okay. No, no, Rachel,

don't get it. See us. No. Yeah, the

groom cannot see the bride. You're not

going to marry Chandler. Not after this.

Okay, guys. Just relax.

I do.

[Applause]

I got to go.

Yeah. Well, that ought to do it.

[Music]

here.

The morning's

You have to do that. It's Saturday.

Oh, come on. Morning's here.

Morning's

here. The morning's here. Sunshine is

here.

[Music]

I hate this apartment.

I hate the color of these walls. I hate

the fact that this place still smells

like bird.

Hate that singing guy. Are you kidding?

I love that guy.

Morning's here. Morning is Stop it.

I will kill you.

Hey, look at this. They're lighting the

big Christmas tree tonight. Um, that

paper's two weeks old.

All right. Who keeps leaving old

newspapers in the trash?

I really wanted to take Kathy to this. I

can't believe I missed it. Hey, you

know, at least you have somebody to miss

that stuff with. Hate being alone this

time of year. Next thing you know, it'll

be Valentine's Day, then my birthday,

then bang, before you know it, they're

lighting that damn tree again.

I want somebody.

You know, I want a man.

I mean, it doesn't even have to be a big

relationship. You know, just like a

fling would be great. Really? I didn't

think girls ever just wanted a fling.

Well, let me tell you something. It's

been a long time since I've been flung.

Well, I know what I'm giving you for

Christmas.

You know what? There are some nice guys

at my office. You want me to set you up?

Yeah. Wait a minute. It's been a long

time that I've been single. How come

you've never offered this before? Well,

I have a girlfriend. I'm I'm happy.

So, I no longer feel the need to go out

of my way to stop others from being

happy.

Okay. No accountants. Oh, and no one

from like legal. I don't like guys with

boring jobs. Oh, and Ross was like what?

A lion tamer.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
quitting /ˈkwɪtɪŋ/ A2	verb - to stop doing something, especially a job or activity
thong /θɒŋ/ B1	noun - a narrow strip of material, especially one used as a garment or for fastening
wardrobe /ˈwɔːr.drəʊb/ A2	noun - a collection of clothes owned by someone
underwear /ˈʌndər.weər/ A1	noun - clothes worn under outer clothes, next to the skin
basketball /ˈbɑːskɪtbɔːl/ A1	noun - a game played between two teams of five players each, who score points by throwing a ball through a netted hoop
tickets /ˈtɪkɪts/ A1	noun - a piece of paper that allows you to enter a place or travel on public transport
bathing /ˈbeɪðɪŋ/ A1	verb - to wash oneself or part of one's body, especially in a bath or shower
briefcase /ˈbriːf.keɪs/ A2	noun - a case for carrying papers and other documents
transponding /trænˈspɒndɪŋ/ C1	verb - to receive, amplify, and retransmit a signal
embarrassing /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ A2	adjective - causing someone to feel awkward, self-conscious, or ashamed
cheerleader /ˈtʃɪər.liː.dər/ A2	noun - a person who leads cheers and supports a team, especially in sports
costume /ˈkɒs.tjuːm/ A2	noun - a set of clothes worn by someone in order to represent a particular character or role
rooster /ˈruː.stər/ A1	noun - an adult male chicken
commitment /kəˈmɪt.mənt/ B1	noun - a promise or firm decision to do something
album /ˈæl.bəm/ A1	noun - a collection of photographs, recordings, or other items
divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ A2	noun - the legal ending of a marriage