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[English]

Hello. Hi. We'd like to close our

accounts. Close your accounts? Is there

some kind of problem? No, no, no. We

just like to close them.

Okay. Miss Lambert handles all our

closures. Would you come over here,

please?

Hi, I'm Karen.

I want to quit the bank.

So, you didn't leave the bank? No. And

somehow we ended up with a joint

checking account.

What are you ever going to use that for?

To pay for the gym.

Guess who?

Uh, Department of Sanitation.

It's me.

Oh.

[Music]

What? Oh

It's my It's my hamster. It's Mitsy. Oh

my god. I'm I'm so sorry, Sher. I I must

have freaked out. Oh, thank God it's not

Mitsy. It's just a rat. Gentlemen,

you're up first. Okay. Okay. You have 30

seconds.

The lightning round begins. Stop it.

Now, what was Monica's nickname when she

was a field hockey goalie? Big fat

goalie. Correct.

Rachel claims this is her favorite

movie, Dangerous Leaison. Correct. Her

actual favorite movie is Weekend of

Bernie. Correct.

In what part of her body did Monica get

a pencil stuck at age 14? Who?

Ew.

No. Her

ear. All right. Monica categorizes her

towels. How many categories are there?

Everyday use. Fancy guest. Fancy guest.

2 seconds. No. 11.

11. Unbelievable. 11 is correct.

All right. That's four for the guys.

Ladies, you're up. All right. Come on.

Come on. Oh.

30 seconds on the clock. Five correct

questions wins the game. The lightning

round begins now. What is Joey's

favorite food? Sandwiches. Correct.

Chandler was how old when he first

touched a girl's breast? 14. No, 19.

Thanks, man.

Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.

His name was Lurice. Correct. His

profession was space cowboy. Correct.

What is Chandler Bing's job?

Oh gosh. This has something to do with

numbers and processing. Well, he carries

a briefcase. 10 seconds. You need this

or you lose the game. It's um has

something to do with transponding. Oh.

Oh. He's a trans trans monster.

That's not even a word.

I can get this. I can get this.

[Applause]

What?

I made a bet with myself that you had

beautiful eyes. Now that I see them, I

win.

What?

We're at my stop. But would you like to

have coffee?

[Music]

Are we really in Montreal? Yes, we are.

So, coffee.

Coffee sounds great.

Wait, so so you live in Montreal? Oh,

no, but it's just a two-hour ferry ride

to Nova Scotia.

and I were talking and and I was so

upset about the hall being knocked down

and she suggested that we just put the

wedding off for a bit.

She said what? She said if I'm not going

to be happy getting married somewhere

that we can find in a day, well then we

should just postpone it.

Postpone

it. Emily, do you think Monica realizes

how much our parents spent on this

wedding? Do you think my sister's teeny

tiny little brain comprehends that

people took time out of their lives to

fly thousands of miles to be here? Huh?

This isn't right.

I realize that people are going to be

disappointed, but I'm sure they'll come

back when we can do it right. Well, I

can't ask people to do that. Would you

ask people to do that? Don't you point

your pants at me.

We have no choice. Anywhere that's half

decent will have been booked months ago.

Ross, don't you understand? This is our

wedding I'm talking about. The only

thing I understand is postponing it is

not an option. This is when we're

getting married. So, what are you

saying? It's now or never. No, I'm

saying it's now or there's no or in

mine. What is wrong with these pants?

It's not the pants. It's you backwards.

And if and if you don't understand how

important this is to me, well then

perhaps we shouldn't be getting married

at all. Emily, no. Wait, stop. Emily,

please.

I mean, my mom never thought this would

work

out. She was all once a cheater, always

a cheater.

Mhm. Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost

those four months.

But if time was what you needed just to

gain a little perspective,

we were on a break.

Coffee house. You bet. And for the

record, it took two people to break up

this relationship. Yeah. You and that

girl from that copy place, which

yesterday you took full responsibility

for. I didn't know what I was taking

responsibility for. Okay. I didn't

finish the whole letter. What? I fell

asleep. You fell asleep.

It was 5:30 in the morning and you had

rambled on for 18

pages, front and

back. Oh, and by the way, y apostrophe

re means you are. Y R means you're

You know, I can't believe I even thought

of getting back together with you. We

are so over.

Fine by me.

Oh. Oh, and hey, hey, hey. Those little

spelling tips will come in handy when

you're at home on Saturday nights

playing Scrabble with Monica. Hey,

sorry.

I just feel bad about all that sleep

you're going to miss. Wishing you were

with me. Oh, no. No. Don't you worry

about me falling asleep. I still have

your letter. That's what I got going for

the party so far liquor-wise.

Get a lot of liquor. Great. Great. Okay.

Now, uh, in terms of the invite list,

obviously I got you, me, and Chandler,

and I'm going to invite Gunther because,

well, we've been talking about this

pretty loud. I'll be

there. Oh, listen. I know it's your

party, but I'd really like to limit the

number of museum geeks that are going to

be there. Yeah. Tell you what, let's not

invite any of the anthropologists, okay?

Just the dinosaur dudes.

Okay. We need a six-ack of Zema.

Hey guys, what are you doing? Oh, just

planning my bachelor party with my best

man. Yeah, well, good luck trying to top

the last one. Yeah, see, I don't think

it's going to be that difficult

considering this one won't take place in

the basement of a Pizza Hut.

Oh, I'm Ross. I'm Ross. I'm too good for

the hut. I'm too good for the hut.

Look, I got to go pick up Ben. Uh,

everything so far sounds great, Joey.

Just remember, keep it on the mellow

side, okay? Just a couple of guys

hanging out playing poker. No, no

strippers or anything. Okay, you got it.

Okay, see you later. Yeah.

Have fun planning your mellow bachelor

party.

There's going to be strippers there. You

didn't say anything about no strippers.

He just said no strippers. Oh, I chose

not to hear that.

[Music]

Hey, Monica, it's Chip. Yes. Who's Chip?

Was good running into you at the bank

today. So, uh, here's my number.

5559323. Give me a call later. Chip.

This is Chip Matthews. The guy who took

Rachel to the prom. Why is he calling

you? Because I ran into him at the bank.

He is still so cute. Monica, you're so

lucky. He's like the most popular guy in

school.

I know.

Jeff. Hi. It's

Monica. Okay.

Okay,

okay, okay. Goodbye. Oh my god, we just

had the best conversation.

I was just leaving. Good, cuz I've got a

product report to read. It's like eight

pages. I hope I don't fall asleep.

Why did you write it?

Whoa, look at that. Chip Matthews

called. Wonder what he wants.

Well, uh, actually, I bet he sensed that

I was ready to have sex with another

guy.

Well,

um, why don't you give him a call?

Okay.

Um, are you sure you want to hear this?

Oh, I'm sure.

Chip. Hi, it's

Rachel. Rachel

Green. Yeah. Um, you left me a

message. Yes, you did. My roommate wrote

it down.

Monica

Geller.

Oh. Oh, that's

right. He called to ask out

Monica. That's That's got to be

embarrassing.

Are you ready to

party?

No. Gandalf. Gandalf is coming to town.

Kathy's with her parents. I have nothing

to do. So, tomorrow we are partying with

Gandalf. Dude, dude, we are so going to

party.

Wow. Okay, dude alert.

And who is this guy? Mike Gandalf

Ganderson. Only like the funnest guy in

the world. I'm going to call and get off

work tomorrow. I'm going to call after

you.

This is going to be so cool, dude. We

never party anymore. Woo!

All right. Were you guys smoking

something in the back of our van?

Really? And what do you mean we never

have fun anymore? You have fun with me.

Remember the time we saw those

strippers? Then you paid me 50 bucks to

eat that book.

Joey, you are going to love this guy.

Gandalf is like the party wizard. Well,

why do you call him Gandalf? Gandalf the

wizard.

Hello. Didn't you read Lord of the Rings

in high school?

No, I had sex in high school. Emily

is incredible. I mean, there there are

no words to describe her. The whole

weekend was was like a dream.

Oh, and you, Ra. Hey. Hey. You were so

right. What uh what you said about us

finally being in a place where we could

really be happy for each other. I mean,

I I I admit I I wasn't quite there, you

know? I mean, the thought of you and

that that Josh guy Joshua Joshua

guy at that club dancing, having a good

time, and the thought of it kind of,

you know. Yeah. But now, but now I'm

totally there. I'm I'm finally where you

are. Oh, thank goodness.

And thank you for Emily. Oh, no problem.

I'm so glad I could help, you know.

Happy for you. Happy for you. Oh, no.

Happy for you. Hey, listen, man. About

the stripper. Yeah. Good call.

Little announcement. Little

announcement. I've decided that my best

man is my best friend, Gunther.

What's my last name?

Central Perk.

Thanks for not marrying Rachel.

Oh, hey, Gunther. Don't Don't forget

your shirt.

Hey. Hey, what are those? Got little

party favors. Check it out.

Wow. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh.

A. Okay. Okay. Little announcement. Just

want everybody to know that the position

of my best man is still open and uh you

know so is the position of the bride.

Great.

Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chili on

your neck.

Two week thing anyway. I just didn't

want it to end this way, you know. Or

maybe you didn't want it to end.

What do you mean? You seem to really

like her.

Yeah, I really

do. Yeah, but what am I going to do? I

mean, we we both agreed it was going to

be a two week thing, you know, no

commitment.

Ross, that girl just spent the entire

evening talking to your

friends, asking to hear stories about

you, looking through Monica's photo

albums. I mean, you don't do that if

you're just in it for two weeks.

You think

you've got like 14 hours until she has

to be at the airport and you're sitting

here in a hallway with a 28-year-old

cheerleader with a fat lip.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

Thanks,

What photo album was it? I don't know.

You and a bunch of albino kids.

Oh my god. Those weren't albino kids.

That was computer camp. Reach.

Well, that's me.

Here. They have this. I'm only allowed

one piece of carryon anyway.

Wait.

Uh, listen. I I I have to tell you

something. Um, I've been thinking I'm

just going to come out and say it. Okay.

I

I

think I love you.

Oh.

Thank you.

It's no problem.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
accounts /əˈkaʊnts/ B1	noun - records of financial transactions
closures /ˈkloʊʒərz/ B2	noun - the act of closing something
problem /ˈprɑːbləm/ A2	noun - a matter or situation regarded as unwelcome or harmful and needing to be dealt with and overcome.
quit /kwɪt/ B1	verb - to stop doing something
joint /dʒɔɪnt/ B1	adjective - shared by two or more people
checking /ˈtʃɛkɪŋ/ B1	noun - a type of bank account that allows frequent deposits and withdrawals
gym /dʒɪm/ A2	noun - a building or room equipped for physical exercise
freaked /friːkt/ B2	verb - to become very frightened or upset
lightning /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/ B1	noun - a sudden flash of electricity in the atmosphere
nickname /ˈnɪkneɪm/ B1	noun - an informal name for someone
goalie /ˈɡoʊli/ A2	noun - a player in a team sport who defends the goal
categorizes /ˈkætəɡɔːraɪz/ B2	verb - to arrange into categories
profession /prəˈfeʃən/ B2	noun - a paid occupation, especially one that requires prolonged training and a formal qualification.
transponding /trænsˈpɑːndɪŋ/ C1	verb - relating to or denoting a system or device for automatically transmitting a coded signal in response to a received signal.
postpone /pəˈspoʊn/ B1	verb - to put off to a later time
comprehends /ˌkɑːmprɪˈhendz/ C1	verb - to understand fully
decency /ˈdiːsənsi/ B2	noun - the quality of being polite, respectable, and conforming to social norms.

Key Grammar Structures

• We'd like to close our accounts.

  ➔ Contraction (would + like)

  ➔ The contraction "We'd" is used for "We would", a common way to express desire or intention in the past or hypothetical situations.

• Is there some kind of problem?

  ➔ Tag question

  ➔ The phrase "Is there...?" followed by a statement is a tag question, used to confirm information or seek agreement.

• Miss Lambert handles all our closures.

  ➔ Present simple for habitual actions

  ➔ The present simple tense is used here to describe a habitual action, indicating that Miss Lambert regularly handles closures.

• I want to quit the bank.

  ➔ Present simple for future intention

  ➔ The present simple is used here to express a future intention, emphasizing a strong personal desire.

• What are you ever going to use that for?

  ➔ Emphatic "ever"

  ➔ The word "ever" is used for emphasis, expressing strong doubt or surprise about the situation.

• I must have freaked out.

  ➔ Modal verb for deduction (must have)

  ➔ The phrase "must have" is used to make a deduction about a past action based on present evidence.

• You need this or you lose the game.

  ➔ Conditional sentence (Type 1)

  ➔ This is a Type 1 conditional sentence, used to talk about a possible situation and its result in the present or future.

• I made a bet with myself that you had beautiful eyes.

  ➔ Past simple with "had" for past result

  ➔ The past simple with "had" is used to describe a past result or state that was true at a specific time.