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[English]

when they were all over you to go into

your father's pipe fitting business did

you cave no no you decided to go into

the out of work actor

business Ross listen now you want

anything to drink cuz I'm heading up

there uh yeah I'll take a coffee thanks

man sure coffee no coffee cuz I'm going

up there oh no thank

you do you guys need anything cuz I'm

heading up there I'd love a Ice Water

you got

it Jo what are you doing just being

friendly Joey I don't think you're

supposed to go back there no no it's

okay right

gther don't wink at

me put on your

apron okay don't see you asking any

other paying customers to put on

aprons Joey do you work here no waiter

yeah

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Joey what's going on why didn't you tell

us you work

here it's kind of embarrassing you know

I mean I was an actor now I'm a waiter

supposed to go in the other

direction SS your apron you're wearing

it like a

cape I mean the job's easy and the

money's good you know and I guess I'm

going to be hanging out here anyway I

might as well get paid for it right just

just feel kind of weird serving you guys

you know great Joey come on I did it and

it was fine yeah why would it be weird

hey Joey uh can I get some

coffee okay I guess it doesn't seem that

weird seriously I I asked you before you

still haven't gotten

it now it's weird

again I think it's great that you work

here you're going to make a lot of money

and here's your first

tip don't eat yellow

snow 385 what do you mean yesterday you

said I was too pretty to pay for stuff

it's just I can't because my manager

said that

I happy birthday to you happy birthday

to you happy birthday dear Annie Amy

Amy happy birthday to you hey hey that's

weird today's my birthday too yeah not

in here it is it

happy birthday to

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you you're paying for that but no no no

it's her birthday you've sung happy

birthday to 20 different women

today but it really we no longer

authorized to distribute birthday

muffins damn it tell you about a couple

things I learned while working at the

coffee house um first of all the

customer is always right a smile goes a

long way

and if anyone is ever rude to you sneeze

muffin thanks

rage hey look you guys are just terrific

you know now how about clearing out of

here so I can get some new customers huh

it's all about

turnover

Joy seriously can I get my

coffee I'm sorry Ross I'll get it for

you right now and since I made you wait

I'll toss in a free muffin

hey G hey take these cappuccinos to

table 11 and that guy over there wants

some biscotti oh uh well I just actually

came in for a cup of coffee to

go do you still work

here no no I quit a long time

ago did I forget to tell you that I'm

sorry that's cool I was going to fire

you anyway

he hey Joey hey PHS listen uh can you do

me a favor I got the pin number to my

ATM card can you get it for me sure

where is it uh I scratched it on the ATM

machine Down on the

Corner oh so you're 5639 that's it

thanks

fee oh do you want to talk to Chandler

is that Joey let me talk to no cuz he

didn't believe in my movie which is a

big mistake because it is real

real hey you know what I've been trying

to apologize to him all week if he's not

going to let me do it on the phone I'm

going to go down there I'm going to do

it in person uh thieves I heard that uh

can you put them on

yeah hey don't come out

here no no no no I support you 100% And

I want to prove that to you in person I

got that I forgive you don't come out

here forgive me you haven't been taking

my calls for a week well I'm totally

over it chanler friends forever don't

come out

here would you mind doing a picture with

us what was that uh Entertainment

Tonight

yeah okay so good talking yeah and don't

come out here all

right hell just happened I am so so

sorry I was going to do it really but

then I was standing there with

$327 in one hand and $238 in the other

hand and I was thinking wow it's been a

long time since I

had $327 plus

$238 Joey we had a deal that that's why

you're here I've got to fire you and I

got to pay

rent look how how about this you don't

fire me instead I stay here I gain their

trust and then they'll start listening

to all the nice things I've been saying

about

you what kind of things you've been

saying well nothing yet they really hate

you and I want to fit

in hey hey he

hey and this from the cry for Health

Department are you wearing makeup

yes I am as of today I am officially

Joey triani actor/model thank you that's

so funny cuz I was thinking you look

more like Joey triani man/woman

what were you modeling for well you know

those posters for the city free clinic

oh wow so you're going to be one of

those healthy healthy healthy guys you

know the asthma guy is really

cute do you know which one you're going

to be no no but I hear lime disease is

open so you

know good luck man I hope you get it

thanks well you were right how can they

do this to us huh it's

Thanksgiving okay I tell you what how

about if I cook dinner at my place I'll

make it just like Mom's will you make

the mashed potatoes with the

lumps you know they're not actually

supposed to I'll work on the

lumps hey you guys check it out check it

out guess what job I just got

I don't know but Donald Trump wants his

blue blazer

black what blue blazer back he he wants

it

back you said black why would he want

his blue blazer

black well you you you know what I meant

no you messed it

up you're stupid asadon is from the semi

late Jurassic Period

is it the Mastadon from the ply Scene

Epic sh this is a museum no

talking right down here we

have a large

foot uh and over here we have Ross

Geller everyone wave hi to Ross Ross is

one of our most important scientists

look at him hard at work

okay moving right

along

hey hey what are you doing here well I I

thought a lot about what you said and um

I realized maybe I was a little

judgmental yeah oh but oh now pH

remember hey they're just fulfilling

their Christmas Destiny sure yes right

okay yikes that one doesn't look very

fulfilled

oh that's uh that's one of the old ones

he's just taking it to the back you keep

the old ones in the back that is so

aist but we have to make room for the

fresh ones so what happens to the old

guys well they go into the

chipper well I have a feeling that's not

as happy as it

sounds no

hey hey

hey hey look Joey I'm just saying if you

need something to hold you over I can

get you a job right here as an

entry-level processor but don't you need

experience for a job like that it's not

that hard to learn and ask for people

realizing that you have no idea what

you're doing hey you're an actor act

like a processor people will think

you're a

processor hey Chandler here's this

morning's projection hey thanks Scott

Alexander Joey

triani Joey is a uh fellow processor no

kidding oh yeah yeah I process people

want the processing I'm the one they

call where do you work uh well right now

I'm in between things you know how it is

one day you're processing the next day

you're not so much

processing more I was just telling Joey

about the opening in fleshman's group

fleshman's group whatever you do don't

touch his sandwiches

are all you processors dorks uh listen

Bing I received your memo so we're not

going to see the systems report until

next Friday well the people in my group

want to spend the holiday weekend with

their family I have a family I'm going

to be here yeah Bing what's that

about it's about cutting my people a

little slack you know for morale look if

you want to see some rough numbers I can

get them to you by Wednesday rough

numbers this company was not built on

rough numbers am I right

Mr have the final numbers on my desk by

Tuesday if you say so

sir Joseph's good isn't

he well I'm going to kill

you hey hey I just figured Joseph's the

kind of guy who likes to mix it up you

know get in there ruffle some

feathers why

look I'm sorry but that's what Joseph

does okay if you try to pull something

he'll call you on it what are you trying

to pull he'll say

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
business /ˈbɪznəs/ B1	noun - a commercial activity involving financial transactions.
actor /ˈæktər/ B1	noun - a person whose profession is acting on the stage, in movies, or on television.
friendly /ˈfrɛndli/ A2	adjective - kind and pleasant.
embarrassing /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ B1	adjective - causing feelings of self-consciousness, shame, or awkwardness.
weird /wɪrd/ A2	adjective - strange or unusual.
cape /keɪp/ A2	noun - a loose outer garment worn typically over the shoulders.
waiter /ˈweɪtər/ A2	noun - a person who serves food and drinks to customers in a restaurant.
direction /daɪˈrɛkʃən/ B1	noun - a course along which someone or something moves.
money /ˈmʌni/ A1	noun - a current medium of exchange in the form of coins and banknotes.
serving /ˈsɜːrvɪŋ/ A2	verb - to present food or drinks to someone.
tip /tɪp/ A2	noun - a sum of money given voluntarily in addition to the bill.
customer /ˈkʌstəmər/ A2	noun - a person who purchases goods or services from a store or business.
apron /ˈeɪprən/ A2	noun - a garment worn over the front of the body to protect clothes.
authorized /ˈɔːθəraɪzd/ B2	adjective - having the power or authority to do something.
distribute /dɪˈstrɪbjuːt/ B1	verb - to give out or spread widely.
rude /ruːd/ A2	adjective - discourteous or offensive.
sneeze /sniːz/ A1	verb - to expel air forcefully from the nose and mouth in an involuntary action.