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[English]

you are falling fast

asleep deeper deeper deeper you are now

completely asleep you don't need to

smoke cigarettes don't control you you

are strong confident woman who doesn't

need

to a strong Confident Woman

[Applause]

[Laughter]

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hey hey

hey and this from the cry for Health

Department are you wearing

makeup yes I am as of today I am

officially Joey triani actor/model thank

you that's so funny cuz I was thinking

you look more like Joey triani man/woman

what we for well you know those posters

for the city free clinic oh wow so

you're going to be one of those healthy

healthy healthy guys you know the asthma

guy is really

cute do you know which one you're going

to be no no but I hear lime disease is

open so you

know good luck man I hope you get it

thanks well you were right how can they

do this to us huh it's

Thanksgiving okay I tell you what how

about if I cook dinner at my place I'll

make it just just like moms will you

make the mashed potatoes with the

lumps you know they're not actually

supposed to I'll work on the

lumps Joey you're going home right yeah

and I assume Chandler you're still

boycotting all the pilgrim

holidays yes every single one of

them and pH you're going to be with your

grandma Yeah and and her boyfriend but

we're celebrating Thanksgiving in

December cuz he's lunar

Mona okay if I were a salmon shirt where

would I be

I am so sorry I spilled wine all over

your shirt oh it's okay no it's still

wet you know what let me get it out

before it sets oh I have something you

could

wear here

oh I don't know if I want to wear a

woman's

shirt no no that that's a man's shirt a

pink

[Music]

[Laughter]

oh my God Ross

hello Ros what are you doing not

touching myself if that makes anyone

less uncomfortable sting just a little

bit please I have an extremely high

threshold holy mother of God

oh my face my face

oh I'm all right I'm all right I'm all

right just a uh bit of shock is all but

uh I'll be fine you can go again I'm

okay Dam Dam it woman

no hey hi hey you guys uh I need some

fashion advice

oh how does this

look well it's it's a little low pick it

up a

little a little bit more a little bit

more there you

go now throw it away

come on this looks good Ross please

trust me I buy 30 fashion magazines a

month now I don't know who's running for

president or who that NATO guy is but I

do know that you have to get as far away

as you can from that

hat damn it I have this date tomorrow

night and I have to look cool well you

know if you want fashion help Rachel and

I are going shopping tomorrow you're

more than welcome to come with us right

really that would be great I I mean I

have to do something she kind of teased

me about how I dress like cu see why

nice

shirt you're wearing the same

shirt stupid gap on every

corner wow this place is awesome you

know what we should just go I'm not

going to find anything here this stuff

is ridiculous oh this place is

great wow rage come on I'm not going to

wear any of this nothing silver okay

nothing with hair and nothing with

padlocks on it course look look I know

that some of the stuff is out there but

I mean come on look at this look at this

sweater I mean this is just beautiful

wow this is really

soft

$350 down from 700 you're saving like

200

bucks both logic and math are taking a

serious hit

today hey check this out it's totally

you wow yeah

huh oh actually this this looks pretty

good

yeah boys will be

boys what they will be all right that's

it I'm getting M of no no no Russ wait

come on all right you know what there's

other stuff here so some nice shirts

look at these these nice pants H

actually these these might look pretty

good on me yes they will you know what

you should do just go take a walk all

right I know your size and I'm going I'm

going to pick out some really good stuff

for you really yes and I know what looks

sexy on guys please just wear what I

suggest and she is going to go nuts for

you so you're saying uh if I wear these

pants I might be getting into

hers why do men keep talking to me like

this some really great stuff yeah yeah

but I'm not sure about some of the bras

I got oh really do you want to try some

of them on for me oh

okay wait are we in Joey's

imagination oh no I took one of Ross's

bags by mistake and one of mine is

missing oh well Ross probably has it you

can get it from him

later so what do you

think think we're not wearing the same

shirt

anymore yeah yeah Rachel picked it out

for me she told me to trust her and you

know what I'm glad I did I turned quite

a few heads on my way over

here dude I really don't think you

should be wearing

that oh I see somebody's afraid of a

little competition with the

ladies looks like someone is the

ladies you're just jealous because you

couldn't pull this off yeah now if

you'll excuse me I have a

date see all eyes on

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me wow this place looks great oh you are

going to love it and I'm so glad we're

finally doing this me too here

[Laughter]

so this was

fun hi my name's Chandler I just moved

in next door and I was wondering if

you'd be interested in battling me in a

post-apocalyptic world for control of

the Galaxy's last remaining energy

source it's your name

baby so she need around uh no she's at

dance class can I check out what she did

with my room yeah but hey look don't go

through her stuff she gets really

mad oh my God what is it's like a guy

never lived in

here look you got to be careful this

girl thing is dangerous it's spreading

already it is is this your pretty pink

pillow on the

couch no is that your tiny little box

that's too small to put anything

in no no okay this is not good you you

are a guy okay this is a guy's place if

you let this go you're going to be

sitting around with your fingers soaking

and

stuff all right all right you're right I

I'll talk to her yes talk to her be a

man I'm a man defend

yourself jander come on we have to H the

new dust ruffle be right there

sweets totally different situation now

Joe you know that since you're returning

all of this stuff after the audition

you're going to have to wear

underwear all right right well you

better show me some of that too

then okay it's missing

something oh I know um

okay really a purse it's not a purse

it's a shoulder

bag looks like a woman's purse no Joey

look trust me I'm telling all the men

are carrying them in the spring catalog

look see look men carrying the bag see

look women carrying the

bag but it is odd how a woman's purse

looks so good on me a

man exactly unisex maybe you need sex I

had sex a couple days

ago oh no Joey you and I

sex I ain't going to say no to that

hey

hey wow you look just like your son Mrs

triani what are you referring to my

man's

bag at first I thought it just looked

good but it's practical too check it out

it's got compartments for all your stuff

your wallet your keys your address book

your

makeup Joey what are you doing with the

bag your audition's not till tomorrow

yeah but sandwich time is right

now Joey you know you get any mustard on

that bag you can't return it why would I

return this I love this bag all right

well then you owe me

$350 fine do you take Vasa or muster

card Joey all right relax look I'll pay

you with the money from the acting job I

am definitely going to get thanks to you

what's the part ATI

M don't listen to them I think it's sexy

you and I

sexy hey I'm off to my audition how do I

look I think you look great Joey that

bag is going to get you that part and a

date with a

man you know what make fun all you want

this is a great bag okay and it's say

handy as it is

becoming now just because you don't

understand something doesn't make it

wrong all right so from now on you guys

are going to have to get used to the

fact that Joey comes with a

bag anytime you're ready

Joey well you must be new here if we get

a table I buy you a drink I'm sorry

could you could you try it without the

purse yeah sure

well you must be new here maybe we

sit I'm sorry can I ask you something

sure what well first it's not a

purse okay anytime I mean if if you're

thinking it's a woman's bag it's not

it's a man's

bag okay and

go I let me show you the

catalog look see huh it's the latest

thing everyone's got one men women

children everyone's carrying them um do

you sell these

bags oh no no no no no these babies sell

themselves okay thank you that was great

yeah but I didn't even read anything I

think we've seen

enough okay all right I'll see you we

got it we got

it and done oh my

God I didn't thing hey are you still

looking for a job cuz you could tweeze

circles around that sadistic at

the

salon thanks you want to see what it

looks like yeah

yeah hey they totally match they look

great look great how you

doing yeah yeah I think it looks pretty

good I was a little bit worried that I

was uh uncovering a birth mark right

about there but it turned out to be a

little piece of

chocolate well hey Chandler thank you so

much no problem listen uh that a pretty

girly hour we just spent we should

probably do something manly make up for

it

yeah grow my eyelash

yeah hey guys hey sweetie ready to go

yeah sure oh I left my purse up at

Monica's I'll be right back wait a

minute

on

ooh o

well that one kept

going so you and Phoebe huh how long you

been going out over a month wow maybe uh

maybe you and I ought to get to know

each other a little better sure I'd like

that yeah so

uh what's your

name it's Jake Joey Hey Jake uh do you

like the Knicks yeah big fan me too

there's a game on Tuesday you want to go

yeah that'd be great let me make sure

I'm not doing anything

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[Music]

Tuesday Hey listen you know how uh when

you wearing pants and you lean forward I

check out your underwear

yeah well when Jake did it I saw that he

was wearing women's underwear I know

they were mine

oh no no wait that's

weird no it's not we were just goofing

around and I dared him to try them on

that's weird I'm wearing his briefs

right now that's kind of

hot I think so too and that little flap

great for holding my

lipstick yeah I wouldn't know about

that and know Jake says that women's

underwear is actually more comfortable

and he loves the way the silk feels

against his skin yeah well next thing

you know it be telling you that your

high heels are good for his

posture there is nothing wrong with Jake

okay he is all man I'm thinking even

more than you oh yeah you look like a

real Lumberjack in those pink

Lacy I'm just saying that only a man

completely secure with his masculinity

could walk around in women's underwear I

don't think you could ever do that hey I

am secure with my masculinity okay

whatever you've seen my huge stack of

porn right

hey fees

hey check it

out

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huh how much of a man am I wow n nice

manly and also kind of a

you know I'm beginning to see what

Jake was talking about the silk feels

really good yeah and and things aren't

as smashed down as I thought they were

going to be it's great Joe yeah and you

have so many more choices than you do

with men's underwear bikini French cut

thong and and the Fabrics you got cotton

silk lace and you know what I've always

wondered about panty hoes you know the

way they start your tow and then they go

all the way up

to I should go take these off shouldn't

I I think it's important that you

do feel better yeah

much listen uh not that I'm insecure

about my manhood or anything you know

but uh I think I need to hook up with a

woman like right now yeah I understand

yeah okay

hey hi hi you you look familiar do I

know you from somewhere I don't think so

oh maybe it's because I'm on

television I'm an actor on Days of Our

Lives wow really mhm 450 please oh let

me get this

these are for

you

hi you uh wanted to see

me

yeah uh here is a box of your

stuff what uh you know it's just like

hats and shirt and CDs just sort of

stuff that you've left here what are you

doing are you are you trying to hurt me

or

something

no

Ross it just seems that you know it's

time we you know move on I mean don't

you

think yes yeah yes I do good yeah I I I

really

do

hey this this was a gift Ross you got

that for free from the museum gift shop

it's still a gift I got it from the gift

shop okay all right give me the mug I'll

keep the mug no you know you know what

don't do me any favors in fact

where where's the rest of my stuff huh

like like my um hey this book is

mine and and and and that t-shirt you

sleep in I'd like that back too yes I do

you know how much I love that t-shirt

you never even wear that t-shirt I'm

just trying to help you move

on oh you are a petty man you are a

petty petty petty petty

[Laughter]

small you are so just doing this out of

spite a no no no I'm I'm going to wear

this all the time I love this

shirt you have not worn that t-shirt

since you were 15 it doesn't even fit

you anymore oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh

okay

okay now if you don't mind I'm going to

take the rest of my

stuff and

relax in my favorite

shirt you have a a pleasant

evening these little

women

wow you're liking it huh oh yeah Amy

just burned Joe's manuscript I don't see

how he could ever forgive

her um Joe's a girl it's short for

josephin but Joe's got a crush on Lori

you mean it's like a girl girl thing cuz

that is the one thing missing from the

shiny know actually Lorie is a

boy no wonder Rachel had to read this so

many

times

what Beth is really really sick a

Joe's there but I don't think there's

anything she could

do Joey yeah you want to put the book in

the

freezer okay okay Janice likes to cuddle

at night which you know I'm all for but

uh you know when you want to go to sleep

you want some space so uh you know how

do I tell her that without you know

accidentally calling her fat or

something oh honey I'm sorry we can't

help you there cuz we're cuddly

sleepers okay I'm laid for work oh all

right are you guys going to come down uh

yeah yeah I'll I'm right behind you okay

good luck Chandler thank you Rachel bye

sweetie

byeone okay the sleeping

thing very tricky business but there is

something you can do I thought you guys

were cly sleeping no

no not cuddly not me just her I'm like

you I need the

room okay come

here okay you're in bed

yeah I'm going to use the

cushion okay you're in bed she's over on

your side cuddling now you wait for her

to drift off and then you hug her and

roll her over to her side of the bed and

then

you roll

away hug for

her roll for

you okay the old hug and roll y okay one

question shoot you're pretending the

pillow's a girl right

[Music]

wo Die Hard still

great hey what do you say we make it a

double feature what else did you inent

die hard

too Joey this is die hard one

again but we watch it a second time and

it's die hard

to Joey we just saw it and and it would

be cool to see it again yeah

Die

Hard dude you didn't say die

hard is everything

okay yeah I just got I got plans well

John mlan had

plans now you see the thing is I want to

get out of here before Joey gets all

worked up and starts calling everybody

what are you talking about

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

what happened I don't know you fell

asleep that is all yeah yeah

yeah all right well uh I better go yeah

I think that would be best

all right I'll talk to you later okay

but not about this no never

never so uh

uh bye no touch no

[Music]

touch hey just uh brought back your

videos uh hey uh Ross look uh I think we

need to talk about before no no we don't

yes we do now look that was the best nap

I ever

had I I don't know what you're talking

about come on admit it that was the best

nap you ever

had I've had

better okay

when all right all right it was the best

nap ever I said it okay but it's over

Joey I want to do it

again we can't do it again why not

because it's

weird

fine you want something to drink sure

what do you got warm milk and Excedrin

[Applause]

PM boy I'll tell you that judging stuff

took a lot out of me yeah yeah think

about maybe going upstairs and taking a

little nap on my

couch why why would I care about

that no reason I'm just saying that

uh that's where I'll be

[Applause]

[Music]

great nap it really was

[Applause]

dude what the hell are you

doing excuse me

what you doing having a

swim what about the

chick chicks don't swim are you

sure I don't

know should we try

sure see I told you they don't

swim come a minute

no oh it's okay it's okay baby baby

[Applause]

baby wow I I don't know what to

say what do you say I don't

know it's a bracelet isn't it and it's

engraved too check it out to my best

best

bud thanks best

bud put it on oh

now no no I think something this nice

should be safe for a special occasion oh

no no that's the beauty part it goes

with everything you put this on you're

good to

go oh man you are so wearing that

bracelet I so

am we're in a virtual snow storm of

confetti here

inare you go

kids and then the peacock bit

me please kiss me at

midnight you seen Sandy o uh I don't

know how to tell you this but uh she's

in Monica's bedroom getting it on with

Max that scientist

geek oh look at that I didn't know how

to tell

you everybody the ball is ding

what the ball is

ding it'll be midnight and the moment of

joy is upon

us looks like that no date pack thing

worked

out everybody looks so happy I hate that

not everybody is Happy hey

Bobby 1 happy New

Year you know I uh just thought I'd

throw this out here I'm no math whz but

I do believe there are three girls and

three guys right here

M oh I don't feel like kissing anyone

tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm

kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss

Ross that's your brother oh yeah that's

oh perfect perfect so now everybody's

going to kiss but me all right somebody

kiss me somebody kiss me it's midnight

somebody kiss somebody kiss me it's

midnight it's

[Music]

[Applause]

one you got to pick a pocket or two

boys you've got to pick a pocket for you

[Music]

lovely just lovely really thanks listen

Joey we definitely want to see you for

the call back on Saturday

excellent I'll be there okay and listen

don't forget to bring your jazz shoes

for the dance

audition my uh my agent said that it

wasn't a dancing part oh Joey all the

rolls got to dance a little but believe

me with your dance background it'll be a

piece of cake

three years of modern dance with Twi

Tharp 5 years with the American Ballet

Theater hey everybody lies on their

resume okay I wasn't one of the zoom

kids

either can you like dance at all yeah I

can dance you know

oh no no no

no what what is that sure it looks

stupid now there's no music

[Music]

playing uh Joey Joey

triani listen Joey I got a problem I

just got a call from my dance Captain

he's having a relationship crisis and

can't get out of Long Island so does

that mean the audition's off listen Joey

seeing as you've got the most

experience I want you to take these

dances and teach him the

combination what oh Joey come on it's

easy you know it's hand hand head head

up big turn here

R slide back step step and jazz hands

it's a Steepy step in jazz

hands have

fun

bye all right let's do it

[Applause]

no no

no what was

that I know it's the best I could get

out of

him well people people people

people let's try it again and this time

let's everybody watch

Joey show them how it's

done count it off m

[Music]

[Applause]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
falling /ˈfɔːlɪŋ/ B1	verb - to move downwards quickly and without control
confident /ˈkɒnfɪdənt/ B2	adjective - feeling or showing certainty about something
woman /ˈwʊmən/ A2	noun - an adult female human being
officially /əˈfɪʃəli/ B1	adverb - in a formal or official way
actor /ˈæktər/ B1	noun - a person whose profession is acting
model /ˈmɒdəl/ B1	noun - a person who displays clothes by wearing them
healthy /ˈhelθi/ A2	adjective - in good health
asthma /ˈæzmə/ B2	noun - a respiratory disease
disease /dɪˈziːz/ B2	noun - a disorder of the body or mind
Thanksgiving /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/ B1	noun - a holiday celebrated in autumn
mashed /mæʃt/ A2	adjective - reduced to a soft, pulpy mass
pilgrim /ˈpɪlɡrɪm/ B2	noun - a person who journeys to a sacred place
salmon /ˈsæmən/ A2	noun - a type of fish
spilled /spɪld/ A2	verb - to cause or allow (liquid) to flow over the edge of its container
shirt /ʃɜːrt/ A1	noun - an item of clothing worn on the upper body
uncomfortable /ʌnˈkʌmfərtəbl/ B1	adjective - not comfortable
threshold /ˈθreʃhɒld/ C1	noun - the point at which something begins
fashion /ˈfæʃən/ B1	noun - popular style or practice