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[English]

okay thanks for coming I hope you guys

had fun all right Monica dear I'm going

to hit the road now I've left my 10

verbs on the table yes and you be sure

and send me that finished poem okay

we'll do I'm so glad you came I think I

saw Rachel out in the hall okay let me

go check oh all

right your mom wants to Say Goodbye Oh

bye happy birthday

sweetie

okay uh you drive safe okay

Ross what are you

doing I'm getting ready for the water

skiing one more big come on

big how are

you uh Dr GRE where you going to get my

coat all right all right I can get my

own coat

sorry we're on a major fla

high oh no no you're not supposed to be

here cuz this is the staging area you

should it's all wrong you should leave

you know just get

[Applause]

out or perhaps you'd like a creme de

M have to be heading toward my chateau

thank you oh all right well then I guess

we're going back into the hallway again

thanks for coming Mrs

[Applause]

Green

okay you take

care oh you

kids well

this is the best party I've been to in

years thank

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you well that's not

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Ross R I'm

here you

are

um um we were just

what

what great now I'm having a

baby

what no I'm I'm having I'm having a baby

I'm having with the phone the phone I

the

phone Ross I'm

hurt Monica let's go come on now people

in labor hey Ros look what I got going

here yeah save it for the cab

okay what are you doing what are you

doing we're going to a hospital what so

I can't look nice there might be doctors

there Joey get out of the fridge all

right all

right what is that for the ride oh yeah

like in a cab save it okay hating this

Mica come on now let's go baby coming go

you believe it I'm going to be an aunt

I'm going to have like a nephew that's

nice get out

let's go come

on right all right I'm going I'm

going here we

go we can't go now it looks like

Rachel's going to put on a

skit oh my God have you lost your mind

no no no no no no I finally thinking

clearly

my lucky dress wasn't working out too

well for me but for 4 years this baby

never

missed I cannot I can't

let actually I kind of want to see what

happens hey nice uh costume oh yeah well

I wanted to give Emily a big American

goodbye

cheer so okay

ready okay give me an e e give me an m m

give me an I I give me an L give me y y

what

again

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Emily okay let be a cheerleader

to fine I'm fine I just losing to tooth

it's no big de I'm a dentist you know

what to my son excuse

me what do I do now what do I do now I

think you're

done okay time to take off the

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bra uh that was really uh

great but I I got to take off actually

take bra

off all right come on let's go get your

coat okay

Rachel is my

girlfriend my God how did you get back

here BB

buet fire

[Laughter]

alarm oh hi officer fireman can I help

you we found your fire alarm in the

trash shoot mhm that's not mine yes it

is how do you know the next time you

want to dump a fire alarm in the trash

shoot don't wrapping in a blanket that

says property of Phoebe buet not

Monica okay do you okay do you have a

search warrant because the last time I

checked this was still

America please reattach this it's

against the law to disconnect them fine

but please God tell me how to stop them

from going off just press the reset

button under the plastic cover there's a

reset button oh thank you thank you

there's a reset

button my

God why didn't I see

that reset button reset button where's

our reset button oh here it is

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oh coming here for Thanksgiving I know

it's sick

why is it sick because it's Richard's

son it's like inviting a Greek tragedy

over for

dinner come on ph you understand don't

you yeah I could see where I'd be your

best shot but

no sorry honey I think it's twisted yeah

what's Twisted me going out with

Richard's son

e ew ew

ew sounds like a really bad idea to me

is he okay in there he's

fine hey you know man if things work out

between you and Richard's son you'll be

able to tell your kids that you slept

with their

grandfather fine judge all you want to

but married a lesbian left a man at the

altar fell in love with a gay ice dancer

threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire

live in a box

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what took you so long I got caught up at

work but I'm quitting

tomorrow so thanks for having me

over

ra phibs

see

you what the hell was

that probably some you know European gby

thing he picked up in

London that's not European H it felt

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French excuse

me it says to call this number if you're

not completely satisfied with this candy

bar well I'm not completely

satisfied listen it's kind of an

emergency well I guess you'd know that

or we'd be in the predicament

room hold on fill these out sit over

there look look look look I don't want

to make any trouble okay but I'm in a

lot of pain here all right my face is

dented well you'll have to wait your

turn well how long do you think it'll be

any minute

now C's ready all right let's go you're

welcome oh I'm sorry were you speaking

to me or sleeping with someone

else we were on a break you know Ross

why don't you just put that on your

answering machine hey hey it's valid

okay and I'm not the only one who thinks

so Monica agrees with me

what I don't

know that's what you said last night

what I said was was that I

understood Joey is the one who agreed

with you okay really

Joey

what you know what but there there is no

right or wrong here no I think it's very

obvious who's wrong here obviously not

to

Joey

what Joy do the same that I do

who I

am look what you're doing a

Chandler I not told you oh I don't know

um how about the fact that the underwear

out there on the telephone pole is yours

from when you were having sex with fun

Bobby out on the Terrace what wait a

minute who told you

you are dead meat I didn't know it was a

big

secret oh it's not big not at all you

know kind of on the same lines as say oh

I don't know having a third

nipple you have a third

nipple you

whip it out whip it out yeah yeah

come on there's nothing going to see

it's just a tiny bump it's totally

useless oh as opposed to your other

multifunctional

nipples can't believe you you told me it

was a

nubbin joy what do you think a nubbin

was I don't know you see something you

hear a word I thought that's what it was

I'm so sorry we're late please let us in

so we can have dinner together no

everything's cold the turkeyy dried out

and the the stuffings all soggy yeah and

there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that

what happens to Cranberry sauce nothing

it's fine oh thank

God oh I just remembered we do have

something to eat Monica put something in

our oven this morning oh yeah hey you

touch that and you will be sorry guys I

listened to her the vein is bigger than

I've ever seen

it oh my God it's Brussel

routs that's worse than no

food haha all you got it was Monica's

stink brussels sprouts stinky please let

me stay on this side of the

door it all looks so

beautiful the turkey the stuffing the

cranberries and a monkey could have made

them

Hey listen guys we feel really

terrible he's doing that weird eye

contact thing don't look at him don't

look at them come on you guys we want

you to know we're very very

sorry right

guys I feel terrible

sorry but let's not ruin this day you

work so hard let's move past this and

try to have a nice meal all together the

floating heads do make a good

point yeah they do seem to feel pretty

bad so bad so bad so

bad

okay okay you two go get the dessert and

I'll let you

in

dessert yeah I asked you and Phoebe to

pick up the pies you did remember right

pies oh we thought you said

prize here

grand supreme little darling

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congratulations oh my God you forgot the

pies well I can't believe this you

forced me to make dinner then you're an

hour late and you forget the one little

thing that I asked you to do really

girls not

cool well you manhe heads aren't any

better you lied about going to the game

you knew it would make you late and you

still went anywhere anyway hey I'm

getting a little tired of this okay we

said we're sorry it's Thanksgiving for

Pete's sakes a day of forgiveness it's a

day to be thankful don't make me come up

there it's too late for apologies fine

let's just go I don't need you stupid

dinner that would be a lot more

convincing if you weren't

drooling oh is that what that

is come on you guys let's just do our

own Thanksgiving yeah I'll cook yeah

let's go out hey

yeah you three have a nice Thanksgiving

the three of us yeah you Chan and the

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vain hi

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hi so which one of you lucky boys is

Chandler uh that that's

me that's

me Joey trani big fan

so is that a bedroom yeah yeah right

over there all right whenever you're

ready that was

weird why why would she go in the

bedroom I'm

waiting so she's a yep that's one naked

hooker so tonight's T nighted big

Bachelor party yeah hey thanks for

giving me that girl's number no problem

say who's the party for for my husband

you hired your husband a

hooker she's a stripper no she's a

hooker is is that what they call

strippers sometimes when they're

hookers my god do I I can't believe you

did this now are you absolutely sure

she's a hooker it's either that or she's

just the best most expensive date I ever

had all right all right maybe maybe you

should just ask her to leave why me hey

it's your Bachelor part which is why you

should do it I don't want to you do it

you do it you do it all right rock paper

scissor for who has to tell the to

leave

what I missed this I don't think we've

actually done this before no no no no I

I miss hanging out with you well we we

still hang out yeah not like we used to

remember you and me used to be in

separable you know now it's like things

are different well you know things are

different I'm I'm married now yeah sure

and hey don't get me wrong I am so happy

for you guys but I just I miss hanging

out just just us you

know yeah I miss that too okay I'll tell

you what for now one will make time to

hang out with each other you got it come

here

oh god listen I am this close to robbing

you

guys she's a hooker she's a hooker she's

a hi we spoke on the phone oh my God I

love this apartment isn't it perfect I

can't believe I never realized how how

great it is well that is because your

eye immediately goes to the big naked

man it's amazing you better hurry up and

fill out an application or I'm going to

beat you to it

oh well I never thought I'd say this but

I'm going to go use ugly naked guy's

bathroom oh look there's there's Monica

and Chandler hey hey you guys hey

[Applause]

J Monica Monica oh my

God and Monica oh my God oh my eyes my

eyes b b okay it's okay it's okay no

they're doing it I know I know I know

you know yes I know and Joey knows but

Ross doesn't know so you have to stop

screaming hey what's going

on nothing oh God they were just so

excited did you want to get this

apartment actually it looks really

good it looks pretty good get in

here jayler I saw what you were doing

through the window I saw what you were

do to my sister now get out here well

listen we had a good run you know what

was it four five months I mean that's

more than most people have in a lifetime

so goodbye take care bye-bye then

what are you doing oh I'm going on the

lamb come on CH come on I can handle

Ross hold

on hey Ross what's up

bro

what the hell are you doing hey what's

what's going on well I think I think

Ross knows about me and

Monica dude he's right there

I thought you were my best friend this

is my sister my best friend and my

sister I I cannot believe this look

we're not just messing around I love her

okay I'm in love with

her I'm so sorry that you had to find

out this

way sorry but it's true I I love him

too my best friend and my sister

I cannot believe

this oh I'm sorry you guys want to

probably get some hugs in too huh big

news no that's okay we've actually known

for a

while what what what you guys knew you

you all knew and you didn't tell me Well

Ross we were worried about you okay we

didn't know how you were going to react

you were worried about

me you didn't know how I was going to

[Applause]

Rea okay all right what do you say we

all uh clear out of here and let these

two love birds get back down to

business hey hey hey I'm just talking

here he he's the one doing your

sister hey Joey hey peeps listen uh can

you do me a favor I got the pin number

to my ATM card can you get it for me

sure where is it uh I scratched it on

the ATM machine Down on the

Corner oh so you're 5639 that's it

thanks

fee oh do you want to talk to Chandler

is that Joey let me talk to no cuz he

didn't believe in my movie which is a

big mistake because it is real

real hey you know what I've been trying

to apologize to him all week if he's not

going to let me do it on the phone I'm

going to go down there I'm going to do

it in person uh phes I heard that uh can

you put them on

yeah hey don't come out

here no no no no I support you 100% And

I want to prove that to you in person I

got that I forgive you don't come out

here forgive me you haven't been taking

my calls for a week well I'm totally

over it chanler friends forever don't

come out

here would you mind doing a picture with

us what was that uh Entertainment

Tonight

yeah okay so good talking yeah and don't

come out here all

right Mom uh Chandler was just saying

how beautiful your sweater is oh thank

you Chandler I just bought it oh yes

well it's very beautiful and it's cream

colored and tight

and I mean tight I mean it's not too

tight not that I was looking

at what's the matter with

him I think he's stoned

again what what dude I need to talk to

you a

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sec okay I think I might know why my

parents don't like you you do why okay

remember we were young hey spring break

sophomore year I I got high in my

bedroom and my parents walked in and

smelled it and so I told them that you

had gotten stoned and jumped out the

window what why did you do that I don't

know

uh your was the first name that that

popped into my head I'm I'm sorry I

didn't I didn't think it would matter

how could it not matter how was I

supposed to know we'd end up being

friends after college let alone you

you'd be living with my sister what

about all that friends forever stuff I

don't know I I was all

high mom and dad just sent me in here to

find out if you were trying to get raw

stoned your parents caught raw smoking

pot in college and he blamed it on me

Ross I can't believe you do that the

reason we haven't told them we're

together is because they hate me okay so

will you fix this okay okay I'll tell

them it wasn't Chandler who got high

okay now who should I say it

was you it's not like it's a big deal

you you don't still do it or anything

all right all right now now who should I

say tricked me into doing

it let's go oh yeah about telling Mom

and Dad I was thinking about maybe

writing a letter right you know what

that's it you've had your chance what

Mom Dad raw smoked pot in college what

you are such a

tattletail mom

dad you remember that that time you

walked in my room and smelled marijuana

yes

well I told you it was Chandler who was

smoking the pot

but it was me I'm sorry it was you and

Dad you know that mail man that you got

fired didn't steal your Playboys Ross

did yeah well Hurricane Gloria didn't

break the porch swing Monica dead

Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a

year Monica and CHL are living

together Ross married Rachel in Vegas

and got divorced

again that's a lot of information to get

in 30

seconds all right Monica why you felt

you had to hide the fact that you're in

important relationship is beyond me and

we kind of figured about the porch

swing R Drugs divorced

again what happened son I I uh I got

tricked into all those

things

Chandler you've been Ross's best friend

all these years stuck by him during the

drug problems

and now you've taken on Monica as well

well I don't know what to say you're a

wonderful human

being thank you no thank

you oh uh does anyone know where the

Freeman building is yeah it's the new

building on Avenue A what that that's

all the way across town I'm supposed to

teach a graduate seminar there in 10

minutes o Dude That's not going

happen move it move it move it hey I'm

the

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teacher

hello sorry I'm a little late uh whoa a

lot

late U well let me start by uh by

introducing myself I'm uh Professor

Geller so to sum

up I'm Professor Geller good job

today you were 50 minutes late to the

class what did you crawl there no I ran

okay it's really far and when did people

stop understanding the phrase get the

hell out of my way

I'm sorry I'm sorry that is it you just

barge in here you don't knock you have

no respect for anybody's privacy no you

wait this is ridiculous just say one

thing what what that's a relatively open

weave and I can still see

your nipular area I'm sorry I'm sorry I

could I could

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Chandler Bing it's time to see your

thing what's the matter with you I

thought no what you were supposed to be

in there so I could see your

thing sorry my my thing was in there

with me

hey Joey what's going on clear the

tracks for the booby payback Express

next stop Rachel

Green Joey what the hell were you doing

sorry wrong boobies

hello

Joey hello dear that my sweater or it's

handbag

marinara you don't have the guts oh yeah

well at least I wasn't too chicken to

tell some guy I thought he was cute

oh all right stop stop the

madness this is crazy who can even

remember why you started fighting in the

first place she

knew first yes that's

right but still I look at your

purse look at your

sweater look at yourselves

I'll help you fix your

sweater I'll help you throw at your

purse I'm sorry that I made you stop

seeing

him well I'm sorry I went out with him

when I knew you liked

him I'm sorry that I borrowed your

gloves dinner tonight oh I can't i' I've

got a date with that waitress Katie yeah

I I know we've only gone out like twice

but I don't know I have a really good

feeling about her oh I hear divorce

Bells all right just give me your walls

and there won't be a problem what I have

a gun okay just just relax Phoebe just

stay

calms oh my God I can't find my

wallet all right lady now give me your

purse no what do you mean no I knew

you'd be my death Phoebe Buffet

LOL is that you Phoebe oh my

God oh my God oh I'm sorry Ross this is

my old friend LOL from the

streets LOL Ross Ross nice to meet you

yeah a real

pleasure it's been so long oh so long I

can't believe you're still doing this ah

I know but I quit smoking good for you

so you look like you're doing really

well I guess your mugging days are

behind you oh oh my God Phi you used to

mug

people excuse me Ross old friends

catching up a chance to win my money

back okay sudden death one goal

$11,000 you serious oh

yes okay get ready to owe me okay okay

here we go ready

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[Laughter]

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no no one can beat

me see now that's why only the little

fake man are supposed to do the

kicking pass the cheese

please my God you can't even look at me

can you

nope hey it's Phi we can talk to

Phi no I'm I'm too depressed to talk

I'll give you $1,000 to talk to

us hey you guys what do you what do you

think about making that Beach trip an

annual thing

no all right that's it you guys what

happened out there what we took a walk

nothing happened I came back with

nothing all over

me come on what happened

Joey all right no Joey we sore we'd

never tell they'll never

understand we have to say something we

have to get it out it's eating me alive

Monica got stung by a jellyfish all

right all

right I got

stung stung

bad I couldn't stand I I couldn't walk

we were 2 miles from the

house we scared and alone

we didn't think we could make

it I was in too much pain and I was

tired from digging the huge

hole and then Joey remembered

something I'd seen this thing on the

Discovery Channel wait a minute I saw

that on the Discovery Channel yeah about

jellyfish and how if

you e

you peed on

yourself

e you can't say that you don't

know I I thought I was going to pass out

from the pain anyway I I tried but I I

couldn't bend that

way

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so that's right I stepped up

she's my friend and she needed

help if I had to I'd pee on any one of

you only uh I

couldn't I got the stage

fright I wanted to help but there was

just too much pressure so so I uh I

turned to Chandler

Joy kept screaming at me do it now do it

do it do it

now sometimes late at night I can still

hear this

screaming That's cuz sometimes I just do

it through my wall to freak you

out's available okay okay wait you

listen to me you listen to me since I

have been waiting four women that's four

one higher than the number of

centimeters that I am dilated have come

and gone with their babies I'm next it's

my turn it's only fair and if you bring

in one more woman and she has her baby

before me I'm going to sue

you not this hospital I'm going to sue

you and my husband he is the lawyer oh

right don't get back on that case

honey I don't think the next patient is

very far along okay well then bring her

in

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oh

my

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God I can't believe

this and yet somehow it's true

I mean this is so great we're going to

be Baby

Buddies squeeze your legs together and

cover the baby's

ears

sweetie hi sweetheart this is my husband

Sid I don't think you've met him Ross

Rachel this is Sid I nabbed him a year

ago at the dermatologist's office thank

God for adult acne

huh I still can't believe it I'm the

luckiest guy in the world

really what'd he say you know what you

have to speak very loudly when you're

talking to Sid because he's almost

completely deaf oh there you go yeah

probably won't be using it you could

drive it to Las Vegas all right thanks

Fe whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what are we

going to do about my job oh uh not go

all right

great is this okay with you jayer you

don't have to ask for my permission you

can go

hey rage come on you're going to be late

for the eye doctor appointment all right

let's get this over

with oh no look what I

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did I mean look at this mess I mean

we're going to probably have to clean

this up you know I mean we're going to

have to

reschedule if you thought that this mess

was going to bother me you are wrong all

right let's go

Blinky

Chim hey how'd the interview go not good

you know I always feel that way after an

interview I'll bet it went better than

you think well I didn't get the job at

Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren

that is a bad

interview what are you what are you

talking about how'd this happen well my

boss was at the same restaurant where I

was having my interview and he heard

everything so later he calls me to his

office and he tells me that he's going

to have to let me go because I'm not a

team player and I say wait a minute no

yes I am and then I had to sit there for

45 minutes while he proved that that in

fact was

true oh God I'm so

sorry hey what what's

this it's it's a bottle of champagne why

is this here here Ross I guess it's here

because I got tenure congratul

congratulations this is the single

greatest day of my professional career

Gunther six glasses six you want me to

join you oh I thought Joey was here five

is

good I'm going to have a lugie in my

coffee

tomorrow ooh is RA

champagne and it's

vanilla I got tenure I win the

lottery hey Rich so uh how did your

thing go oh it's good yeah but I'm not

going to hear about that for a couple of

days oh you know what you're going to

get it I I I I can feel it can

you everybody here's to Ross and and to

years of hard work finally paying off

and to knowing that your career doesn't

mean everything but also knowing it

means a

lot but more importantly to full

well-rounded Liv that center around work

to you know what the best part about

this is I can never be fired God no

seriously I have job security for life

you know I mean I never have to worry oh

oh look at you look how happy you are

for

me no it's not that I got fired today

and I didn't get the other

job ra I'm so sorry

oh great I feel like an idiot no it's

okay you didn't know

oh little heads up would have been nice

so can I sing Happy Birthday to you now

you're sure oh all right happy

birthday see you

later hey ra somebody got your shoes no

give me

wowful oh these are my rat

babies yeah we have rat babies

now you brought rats to my birthday

party so this is what a stroke feels

like I had to bring them we killed their

mother they're our responsibility now

you know they require constant care you

should know that Rachel you're a

mother are you comparing my daughter to

a rat no seven

rats I think we should take them home we

need to feed them why why you're going

to leave my party to take care of a box

of rats well I'm sorry Rachel but I'm

not like you okay not everyone can

afford

help oh I guess um good night well

unless you uh unless you want to hang

around yeah yeah I'll let you play with

my

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duck

hey stripper

[Applause]

the stripper stole the ring the stripper

stole the ring tayor get up get up the

stripper stole the

ring what the ring is

gone okay this like give me a minute to

wake up for

this you lost the ring you're the worst

best man

ever dude this isn't funny what am I

going to do I go to sleep last night

everything's cool I wake up this morning

the stripper's gone and the ring he gone

you slept with the stripper of

course hey I'm

here oh oh my God you like it oh my God

it's my new Apothecary

table pH is going to be here any second

she cannot see this oh why not she'll

she'll love it it's the real thing I got

a pottery

bar I know you did I bought the same one

and if she sees your table she's going

to know that I lied to her I told her

that ours was an original why did you do

that because she hates Pottery Barn she

hates Pottery

bar I know I know she says it's all

mass-produced nothing is authentic and

everyone winds up having the same

stuff so come on she's going to be here

any second can we please just cover this

up with something please what no no I am

not going to hide it from Phoebe oh

although I did get some great Pottery

Bond sheets oh

oh I forgot they made

sheets

yeah I still can't believe she hates

Pottery Barn Ross get over it it's not

like she hates you yeah but Pottery

Barn you know when I think she's just

she's weird you know it's because she's

a twin twins are

weird she's not weird she just likes her

stuff to be one of a kind huh you know

it's not one of a kind

a

twin

hey oh B's here okay so let's turn out

all the lights and we'll just watch the

movie okay hey oh cool sheet oh you like

it you want to know where I got it sure

he got it at a flea

market you bought your sheets at a flea

market Ross come on you got to loosen

the purse strings a little

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[Laughter]

FES can you please not put your feet up

on my

n old

sheet my Apothecary

table what no oh Ross where did you get

this I got it at Pottery Barn

okay oh my God Phoebe Pottery Barn has

ripped off the design of our

antique wow oh my god well if they've

ripped off our table ours must be worth

much more than $1 in

50 wow this doesn't even smell like

opium of course not it smells like wine

which you spilled and thanks for

wrecking my sheep by the way oh Ross

calm down I'll give you the 80

cents I swear you'll be finish with this

sucker by the end of the we now now the

one in the feather boa that's Dr Francis

now she used to be a

man okay oh look see now there's Raven

we hate her we're glad she's dying and

then Marcel are you playing with

Monica's shoes you know you're not

supposed to play

whoa whoa Marcel did you poo in the shoe

oh Marcel

bad God

oh oh

a story here sorry

Barry little engagement gift sure you

didn't register for

that entertaining moment of the

year who died who

died roll him over oh come on roll him

over

oh well we know it wasn't Dexter right

Marcel because Marcel Marcel Mar

how could you lose him I don't know I

don't know we were watching TV and then

he pooped in Monica's shoe wait he

pooped in my

shoe which one I don't know the left one

which ones oh oh those little clunky

Amish things you think go with

everything um Chandler Ross this is

Robert oh hey hey hi you have lipsticks

right here oh that's okay it's mine we

just kissed oh

so isn't it a bit cold out for shorts

well I'm from California right right

sometimes you guys just burst into

flame I'm up I'm up I ain't gotten up

now anybody uh want anything I'll have

coffee yeah me too yeah make that three

Okay Ross want why don't you come with

me

okay what what is the matter with you

what's going on Robert's coming

out what what do you mean what is he

gay

he he's coming out of his

shorts

what the man is showing brain

are you sure hold

on I'm sorry guys that was a coffee and

a coffee okay we could write it down for

you no no that won't be uh won't be

[Applause]

necessary well yeah

yeah what do we do what do we do I

suppose we just try to not look Direct

ly at

it like an

eclipse I'm going to stop you right

there lenda okay does it look like this

is my first time huh now I want four

twos and I want them all on my

back okay

wait a minute there's two sets of

nozzles which one is it which which

which one is

it oh son of a

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dude it's Chandler let me in go

away I don't want to see anybody I know

I went to the canning place and the same

thing happened to me you have to let me

in

really did you count

mississippily you you're not tan no I

just had to get a picture of

this I'll see you later okay okay you

here come here here okay you're going to

take this tray you're going to stand on

this yellow Mark you're going to move on

action you're going to walk over to the

operating table you're going to stop on

that blue Mark you're going to put the

tray down don't walk too fast but don't

dawle

okay now

what

and

action cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm

sorry I'm just a little nervous yeah

well don't be okay that

helps

and action

hey you know what don't worry about it

usually takes me three takes two all

right

eight action

[Music]

he hey so what' he say uh well he can be

a little rough around the edges so I'm

going to replace a word he used a lot

with the word

puppy Okay so he said if your puppy

friend doesn't get her puppy act

together I am going to fire her mother

puppy

ass I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just

not an actor that's right you're not

you're a nurse you're nurse with Trey

Joey no no nurse with Trey doesn't know

Joey she doesn't have time for friends

she gets in that operating room and she

carries that tray to the doctor because

if she doesn't people die who

dies man with eye patch well you get in

there and you do your job yes doctor

okay okay let's try this one more time

hang in there man with ey patch your

tray is coming

and

action yes I did it I nailed

it what's next the rest of the

scene okay from the top people that's it

I cannot make this decision it is too

difficult so I am just going to leave it

entirely up to the gods of fate

a magic eightball come on you can't be

serious you can't make this decision

with a toy oh it's not a

toy well I don't know what else to do I

mean I either keep my wife and lose one

of my my best friends or I keep my

friend and get divorced for the second

time before I'm 30 so so if anyone else

has has a better suggestion let's hear

it because I I got nothing all right

don't be shy any suggestion will do

okay

then here we

go magic eightball should I never see

Rachel

again ask again

later later is not good enough

ask again later what the hell this is

broken it it is

broken let me

see will Chandler have sex

tonight don't count on

it seems like it works to me see you

look in the kitchen I will look in the

back closet I can save you time ladies

I'm right

here yeah Chandler why don't you take a

walk this doesn't concern

you we are looking for our Christmas

presents for Monica what that's terrible

no no we do it every year oh well that

that makes it not

terrible no yeah we never find them

she's always best at us that Wy

minks yeah don't worry we're just going

to search here for an hour and then

we're going to go over to Joy's in

search okay no not okay you can't look

for Monica's presence oh no we have to

no you don't have to and you can't

because I I live here

too well then you should look with

us why Chandler aren you worried about

what to get Monica for Christmas no I

have a great idea for a present for her

oh that's it a great

idea Chandler that's not enough I mean

what if she gets you a great present two

medium presents and then a bunch of

little presents and you've just gotten

her one great present I mean that's just

going to make her feel bad why would you

do that to her Chandler why why

if I helped we could find him faster

that's hey hi thank

you

[Music]

oh what are we going to talk about what

you guys did last night

or what have made last night nothing

nothing uh nothing happened last night

uhhuh Ross invited us to all to watch

Rachel we weren't going to miss our

friends getting married who got

married you

did

what we hello we didn't get married

married that's

ridiculous wait wait wait wait I

remember being in a chapel they they

they would not let us get married when

we were that drunk you get married when

you're drunk most people get married in

Vegas are

drunk now I'm drunk right

now I can't have a mimosa with breakfast

I'm on

vacation what are you guys going to do

oh I guess we just find a divorce lawyer

well I think I think Ross already has

one now this one's free right because

you paid for the first two so you get

the third one for

free laugh it up but the joke on you

because we don't need to get divorced

okay we we're just going to get an

analment an analment Ross I don't think

surgery is the answer

here oh oh that's your

thing what you're thinging you're

thinging you know that you're the guy

who gets

divorced that's not my

thing I do not love getting divorced yes

you do this is your third divor

divorce God you love divorce so much

you're probably going to marry it and

then then it won't work out so you're

going to have to divorce it divorcing

guy I'm so drunk

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
Monica moʊˈnɪkə B1	noun - A female given name.
verbs vɜːrbz B1	noun - Words that describe actions, states, or occurrences.
finished ˈfɪnɪʃt A2	adjective - Completed or brought to an end.
hall hɔːl A2	noun - A corridor or open area in a building.
road roʊd A2	noun - A path or route for travel.
table ˈteɪbl̩ A1	noun - A piece of furniture with a flat top and legs.
poem ˈpoʊəm B1	noun - A piece of writing in verse.
drive draɪv A2	verb - Operate a vehicle.
safe seɪf A2	adjective - Protected from harm or danger.
water ˈwɔːtər A1	noun - A clear, colorless, odorless, and tasteless liquid.
skiing ˈskiːɪŋ B1	noun - The sport of gliding on skis.
staging ˈsteɪdʒɪŋ B2	noun - The process of preparing for a performance or event.
area ˈeəriə A2	noun - A region or part of a place.
creme krem B1	noun - A thick, creamy preparation.
chateau ʃæˈtoʊ B2	noun - A large country house or castle.
hospital ˈhɒspɪtl̩ A2	noun - A place where people receive medical care.
labor ˈleɪbər B1	noun - The process of childbirth.

Key Grammar Structures

• okay thanks for coming I hope you guys had fun

  ➔ Past Perfect Tense (had fun)

  ➔ The phrase "had fun" uses the past perfect to indicate an action completed *before* the present moment of speaking. It implies the fun is over.

• okay uh you drive safe

  ➔ Imperative with an adjective (drive safe)

  ➔ While grammatically slightly unconventional, "drive safe" is a common colloquial imperative. It's a shortened form of "drive safely". The adjective 'safe' functions as an adverbial modifier.

• Ross what are you doing

  ➔ Question formation with auxiliary verb 'are'

  ➔ This is a standard interrogative sentence. The auxiliary verb 'are' is placed before the subject 'you' to form the question.

• I'm getting ready for the water skiing

  ➔ Present Continuous for future arrangements

  ➔ The present continuous ("I'm getting ready") is used here to describe a planned activity in the near future. It implies the speaker has already made arrangements for water skiing.

• you know just get out

  ➔ Imperative with 'just' for emphasis

  ➔ The word "just" intensifies the imperative "get out". It conveys a sense of impatience or annoyance.