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[English]

thanks

okay I'm setting the phone

down but I'm still

here just don't go anywhere I'm still

here don't don't switch or anything cuz

I'm I'm right here just one

sec one sec one second wait one second

just what Monica I'm

scared that's that's a sleeve okay

and we also have a speaker phone please

stay on the line your call is important

to us he wait you got to hang up cuz

we're going to be late thank you for

your patience you're the next caller yes

yes I'm the next caller you're going to

have me hang

up

hey can you take a duck and a chick to

the

theater of course not okay I just wanted

them to hear it from somebody

else find the waxine and linen strips to

leg number one did that

okay grasp one of the linen strips by

its easy grab Tab and pull it off in one

quick pain-free motion

okay it not

painfree no it was painful oh my God

they should call it pain Zine now with

the little

wax well the girls in the satin 9s on

the commercial don't seem to think it's

that bad that's because they're nerves

are probably deadened from being so

stupid but hey you know if you don't

believe me please be my

guest ow ow ow ow oh my God now aren't

you glad we didn't start with the bikini

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strips all right it's okay it's okay

we were just waxing our legs

off for your information this happens to

be a pain like no man will ever

experience yeah well I don't think you

can make that statement unless you've

been kicked in an area the God only

meant to be treated

nicely yeah I I think women just have a

lower threshold for pain than men that's

all I mean come on it's just a little

wax oh yeah come

here oh that's mature

okay fine so now what I just pull it off

that's

right who else wants one of my special

homemade brownies I will have

one oh yeah I'm not going to have one of

those no no it's just my tooth all I'll

have one of

those so what's the matter you need a

dentist I've got a good one oh thanks I

have a good one too I just I

I I can't see him see that is the

problem with invisible

dentists why why can't you go to him

because every time I go to the dentist

somebody

dies that is so weird because every time

I go to the dentist I look down the

hygienist

blouse Phoebe what um what yeah yeah

first there was my Aunt Mary and then

there was um John my mailman and then my

my C boyfriend albino

Bob and all of these people actually

died yes while I was in the chair that's

why I take such good care of my teeth

now you know it's not about oral hygiene

I floss to save

lives fees come on you didn't kill

anybody these people just happen to die

when you went to the dentist it's it's

just a coincidence well tell that to

them oh you can't they're

dead I'm here ready to play okay I

brought a bunch of stuff for the house

so check it

out what's this that's a dog every house

should have a dog not one that can pee

on the

roof maybe it's so big because the house

was built on radioactive

waste and is this in case the house

sneezes no no that's the ghost for the

Attic

I don't want a ghost well nobody wants a

ghost but you've got one because the

house is sitting on an ancient Indian

burial

ground wait a minute the house was built

on radioactive waste and an ancient

Indian burial

ground that would never happen crazy

underwear creeping at my

butt crazy underwear always in right

crazy

underwear oh no what is he doing here

all right just keep playing just keep

playing you'll get through this you'll

be

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fine okay thank

you and as always no one talked to me

after the show

hey I was passing by and thought you

were playing tonight it's kind of cool

seeing you up

there whoa hey hey what's going on here

who's this guy I don't know he just

started kissing me get him get him

Vince what

what yeah okay I've I've been dating

both of

you and it's been really horrible cuz

you know it's been a lot of fun for

me but I I like you both and I and I

didn't know how to choose so I'm sorry

I'm just I'm terrible I'm a terrible

person I'm terrible Phoebe Phoebe relax

it's okay I mean we never said this was

exclusive yeah neither did we give

yourself a

break really yeah I mean you know we

haven't going out that long come on we

haven't even slept together

yet you

haven't you have okay well this is none

of my

business what's

this isn't it cool ro

ro this is not the bed I ordered I know

you must have won like a contest or

something

bab what why is this car in my bedroom

I'm sorry okay I I wasn't looking and

the store said that they won't take it

back because you've signed for it when

did I sign for it when I was you you

know what it's all Joey's fault cuz he

left his nose

open did you make brownies

today knock knock quick take off your

dress you won't notice the

bed hey I'm going for sushi does anybody

want

uh who oh somebody missed the

offramp it's Monica's bed what

okay it's a race

car so this has always been Monica's bed

you're just noticing now how self-

involved are

you okay well if this bed isn't new then

how come there's plastic on the

mattress sometimes I have bad

dreams hey

hey what are you doing here well I I

thought a lot about what you said and um

I realized I maybe I was a little

judgmental yeah oh but oh now baby

remember hey they're just fulfilling

their Christmas Destiny sure

yes

okay yikes that one doesn't look very

fulfill oh that's uh that's one of the

old ones he's just taking it to the back

you keep the old one in the back that is

so

aist but we have to make room for the

fresh ones so what happens to the old

guys well they go into the

chipper well I have a feeling that's not

as happy as it

sounds

[Applause]

no hey hey

hey CU I have to break up with someone

and okay so Jason is sensitive but now

so's Vince plus Vince has the body you

know

so it's really just about the

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math Jason yeah come on in

[Laughter]

oh Phoebe you sounded kind of serious on

the phone is uh is anything wrong

nuh-uh uh somebody's at the door on the

ceiling H that's our unbelievably loud

upstairs neighbor yeah he took up the

carpets and now you can hear everything

but why don't you go up there and ask

him to just like step lightly

please I have like five times but the

guy is so Charming that I go up there to

yell and then end up apologizing to him

oh that is

silly I'll go up there I'll tell him to

keep it down all right be my guest Lo

all right all right all right all right

all right if you really want to know how

I did it I'll

sure when you handed me back the card

what you didn't see was I looked at it

so fast it was invisible to the naked

eye I just did

it just did it

again here I'll slow it down so you guys

can see it ready

yeah I my friend here and we everything

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you feel

very thank

you hey R can I ask you something yeah

okay you can totally say no but um um

would it be okay with you if I set Ross

up on a date oh uh with who um my friend

Bonnie she just always thought Ross was

really cute and now that you two aren't

together she asked if I could set it up

but if you're not cool with it which one

is Bonnie again you remember her from my

birthday party two years ago she's yeah

like average height medium build bald

oh that's fine great okay a good for you

all

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[Applause]

right oh that was depressing I think I

just bought a soft pretzel from one of

the kids from

Fame ready to go to the movies mhm oh ra

this is Bonnie

hi this is Bonnie this is Bonnie you're

Bonnie I can show you an ID if you want

no just you look a lot different than

the last time I I saw you oh yeah well I

just started wearing bras again oh that

must be

it well I hope you have fun tonight

thanks you too

okay you said she was bold yeah she was

bald she's not

now how could you not tell me that she

has hair I don't know I hardly ever say

that about people oh well this is just

perfect well I'm sorry I thought you

said it was okay yeah I said it was okay

when I thought she was some weird bald

chick I mean you know that girl has got

hair all over her

head well maybe it won't work out maybe

Ross won't like her personality why does

she have a bad personality oh no

Bonnie's the

[Applause]

best so Ross how um how did it go with

Bonnie oh I got to tell you I I wasn't

expecting to like her at all I mean I

actually wasn't expecting to like anyone

right now but she's really terrific oh

it's too

bad no I I'm saying I liked her yeah you

know what there are other fish in the

sea theves I think she's great okay

we're going out again okay I hear you

are you capable of talking about

anything

else okay would you rather live in the

shirt pocket of a sweaty giant or inside

his shower

drain oh my God Phoebe look at Ross in

that

girl big no no look at that it's a line

of ants they're working as a team

baby right oh yeah wow oh it looks like

Ross is breaking up with her o I hope he

lets her down easy let's go come on baby

look at that they're not breaking up

look at them okay that you know what

that is that is that is a second date

that's what that is look at that she

just put her hand on his thigh oh no

that really is nothing she's very

sexually

aggressive baby this is all your fault

now he loves her he's going to marry her

and this is all your

fault you said it was okay you said she

was

bald was was was was was was okay what

babbe we can't we just can't let it

happen okay we have to do something but

we have to break them up okay you just

go in there and like shave her head you

me one bold

girl okay first of all

breathe second of all I don't get it

aren't you the one that decided you

didn't want to be with

Ross yes well isn't he your friend don't

you want him to be

happy

yes

so I just you I didn't expect him to be

this happy so

soon

oh oh no what oh we killed them

all oh who what yeah I know what I want

to ask you um can you roll your

tongue cuz cuz I can and my mom couldn't

and I thought you know I figured that

was something that I got from our dad

well wait you mean like

this yeah yeah you can do it too

yeah you're not doing it oh right okay

yeah my mom could and I

can't so we don't have

that when's your birthday February 16th

I know a guy who's the 18th

that's

close when's yours October

25th that's the same month as

Halloween so um what kind of things do

you like to do at

home melt stuff

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okay so by melting you meant

melting yeah so is it like art yeah you

can melt

art hey can I use your

phone yeah sure what you want to call

your mom no I want to melt

it oh well um not right now

you know what I think I'm just going to

go to bed think the fumes are giving me

a headache so yeah

yeah night bro good

night

here just in

case oh

excellent um Chandler

this is Robert oh hey hey hi you have

lipstick right here oh that's okay it's

mine we just

kissed so isn't it a bit cold out for

shorts well I'm from California right

right sometimes you guys just burst into

flame I'm up I'm up I ain't gotten up

now anybody uh want anything I'll have

coffee yeah me too yeah make that three

Okay Ross why don't you come with

me

okay what what is the matter with you

what's going on Robert's coming

out what what do you mean what is he

gay

he he's coming out of his shorts

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what the man is showing

brain are you sure hold

on I'm sorry guys that was a coffee and

a coffee okay we could write it down for

you no no that won't be uh won't be

[Applause]

necessary wow

yeah yeah

yeah what do we do what do we do I

suppose we just try to not look directly

at

it like an

eclipse no oh it's me it's me I I didn't

want to make any noise then don't break

in I'm sorry what are you doing here I I

can't to fill your ice cube

tray what

um okay okay

look I took this picture from your

fridge okay because I know that this is

my father yeah this is Frank bufet and

you were standing right there next to

him now look I deserve to know where I

came from all right so if you can help

me find my father then you should

otherwise you're just

mean so just tell me the truth all

right the man in that picture is Chuck

Manion my father is Chuck

Manion no no that's just Chuck Manion I

I sold him a house last year and I'm

very sorry but I really don't know where

your father is and that's the

truth

oh but um you're

right I think that a person should know

where they come

from which is why I

uh

uh

okay I'm your

mother

H you know I wanted to tell you

yesterday but I just you know I felt all

floopy

and sorry I uh I scared you in there oh

that's

okay by the way I was just checking the

shower massager

yeah hey tried to reach you at work

there's been a

fire what oh my oh my

God what happened well we believe it

originated

here in the aroma

room all right did everyone get that

okay well the draft's okay and so is the

pirate what is this no fa don't look you

don't want to see what's under

there the the Foster puppets

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get

you know Rachel funny thing actually uh

the endzone starts that pole so you're

5T short so we

[Applause]

win wait wait wait wait wait so explain

something to me though if if nobody

tagged Rachel then isn't the place still

going hey

I got you something open it

open

okay it's a

chicken it's cute huh whoa whoa whoa you

guys do you know anything about chicks

fowl no

women

no okay well they are a huge

responsibility especially at this age

they require constant care they they

need just the right food and lots and

lots of love oh well no problem

there easy

Lenny why isn't it

Spider-Man you know like Goldman

Silverman because it it's not his last

name it isn't no it's not like like Phil

Spiderman he's a spider

man you know like uh like Goldman is a

last name but there's no gold

man oh okay there should be a gold man

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
waxing ˈwæksɪŋ A2	verb - to remove hair from the body using wax
threshold ˈθreʃhoʊld B1	noun - the level or point at which something begins or changes
judgmental ˈdʒʌdʒmɛntəl B1	adjective - tendency to judge others critically
coincidence koʊˈɪnsɪdəns A2	noun - a situation in which events happen at the same time in a way that is not planned
exclusive ɪkˈskluːsɪv A2	adjective - not shared with others
fulfill fʊlˈfɪl A2	verb - to satisfy or achieve something desired
sensitive ˈsɛnsɪtɪv A2	adjective - easily hurt or offended
terrific təˈrɪfɪk A2	adjective - very good or excellent
aggressive əˈɡrɛsɪv A2	adjective - ready to attack or confront
eclipse ɪˈklɪps B1	noun - an event when one celestial object moves into the shadow of another
fumes fjuːmz A2	noun - gases or smoke that smell strongly or are dangerous
flame fleɪm A1	noun - the hot glowing gas that comes from something burning
responsibility rɪˌspɑːn(t)səˈbɪlɪti A2	noun - the state of being responsible for something
art ɑːrt A1	noun - the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination
kiss kɪs A1	verb - to touch someone with one's lips as a sign of love or affection
coffee ˈkɔːfi A1	noun - a hot drink made from the roasted and ground seeds of a tropical shrub

Key Grammar Structures

• thanks okay I'm setting the phone down but I'm still here just don't go anywhere I'm still here

  ➔ Present Continuous for ongoing action, use of 'just' to emphasize immediacy

  ➔ The phrase "I'm setting the phone down" uses the present continuous ("am setting") to describe an action happening *now*. "Just don't go anywhere" uses 'just' to create a sense of urgency and immediacy – the speaker wants the other person to stay *right now*.

• okay it not painfree no it was painful oh my God

  ➔ Negative construction with 'not', emphatic statement with 'oh my God', use of 'painfree' as an adjective.

  ➔ The sentence demonstrates a correction of expectation. The initial statement "okay it not painfree" is grammatically incorrect but reflects the speaker's initial thought. The correction, "no it was painful," provides the accurate information. 'Oh my God' is an interjection expressing strong emotion.

• yeah well I don't think you can make that statement unless you've been kicked in an area the God only meant to be treated nicely

  ➔ Modal verb 'think' expressing opinion, conditional clause ('unless'), idiomatic expression ('the God only meant to be treated nicely').

  ➔ The sentence uses a conditional structure ('unless you've been kicked...') to qualify a statement. The phrase 'the God only meant to be treated nicely' is a humorous and euphemistic way of referring to sensitive areas of the body.

• well I think women just have a lower threshold for pain than men that's all I mean

  ➔ Comparative adjective ('lower'), use of 'just' as a discourse marker to soften a potentially controversial statement.

  ➔ The sentence presents a generalization about pain tolerance. The use of 'just' at the end attempts to mitigate the potentially offensive nature of the statement by framing it as simply the speaker's opinion.