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[English]

okay but this is the last time with a

chick chick here and a chick chick there

here a chick there a chick everywhere

chick chick

chicken hey hey how's she

doing

she well yeah don't don't you think it's

a she I don't know

I can't tell whatever it was went back

in too

quickly well anyway I got to go change

I'm uh meeting some of the cast for

drinks excuse me

what I stayed home from work today while

you were rehearsal so somebody could be

here with our chick hey who was up from

2:00 this morning until 5:00 this

morning trying to get her back to

sleep you don't think I get up when you

get

up oh here it comes yes here it comes

I'm stuck here all day and then you come

in and spend 2 seconds with

us and then expect to go off

gallivanting with your

friends well I don't think so Mister hey

I need to relax okay I was working all

day and you don't think taking care of

our chick is

work that's not what I said okay I just

meant I know what you meant

you noticed that ever since we got this

chick we've been fighting a lot more

than we used

to I don't know maybe we weren't ready

to have a

chick I'll take her back

tomorrow you think we'll get our three

bucks

back okay my boss Joanna when you left

she started asking questions about you

oh liked what you saw

huh dug my action did she checking out

the

[Applause]

CH that was

surreal okay what do you think you

interested at all yeah she seemed cool

attractive I'll do it oh thank you

Chandler this is so great she's going to

love me hey dinosaur attack quick

everybody into the

house oh sorry did I get

you no you didn't get me it's an

electric drill you get me you kill

me calm down do you want this unit or

not I do not want this unit oh you

should have told me that before not a

mine reader

and we're out of here okay I'm going to

Monica's

fine where are the jello shots I don't

know Chand supposed to be passing

them CH

hello oh somebody's feeling

better stick out your tongue take off

your shirt

oh my oh my God how many of these did

you have these are pure vodka yeah jell

just like Mom used to

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make okay how many of that girl are you

seeing how hammered are you huh these

These are Joey's sisters hi Joey sisters

what you

doing I'm taking my girlfriend off my

speed dialer a no no no no it's a good

thing why must we dial so speedily

anyway why must we rush through life why

can't we Savor the precious moments

those are some huge breasts you have

Janice likes to cuddle at night which

you know I'm all for but uh you know

when you want to go to sleep you want

some space so uh you know how do I tell

her that without you know accidentally

calling her fat or

something oh honey I'm sorry we can't

help you there cuz we're cuddly

sleepers okay I'm late for work oh all

right are you guys going to come down uh

yeah yeah I'll I'm right behind you okay

good luck Chandler thank you Rachel bye

sweetie bye

honey okay the sleeping

thing very tricky business but there is

something you can do I thought you guys

were cly sleeping

no no not cuddly not me just her I'm

like you I need the

room okay come

here okay you're in bed

yeah I'm going to use the cushion

yeah okay you're in beted she's over on

your side cuddling now you wait for her

to drift off and then you hug her and

roll her over to her side of the bed and

then

you roll

away hug for

her roll for

you okay the old hug and roll y okay one

question shoot you're pretending the

pillows a girl right

someone in

there no this is just part of a

daredevil game that I play called wait

until the last moment before I burst and

died jeez man did you fall

high so uh did you did did did you fall

High someone was in the lady's room I

couldn't wait I left the lid up for you

though you know what uh go uh go ahead

I'm I'm talking to uh

this is the part where you'd say your

name Ginger Ginger I'm talking to Ginger

so don't you have to use the bathroom

NOP no I just uh I'd rather uh talk to

you yes I

do yes I do have to go to the

bathroom someone in here you are falling

fast

asleep deeper deeper deeper

you are now completely asleep you don't

need to smoke cigarettes don't control

you you are a strong confident woman who

doesn't need to smoke a strong Confident

[Applause]

[Laughter]

[Applause]

Woman we should take

trip we should yep we're a couple and

that's uh what couples do and I want to

meet your parents we should take a trip

with your

parents I don't think we need to because

you're tripping me out right

now are you okay no I am I actually am I

mean this is amazing my entire life I

have feared this place and now out that

I'm here it's like what was the big deal

I mean I could probably say let's move

in together and I'd be okay you probably

want us to move in

together it doesn't scare me yeah well

it scares me I mean I'm not even

divorced yet CH you know you just

invited me over here for pasta and all

of a sudden you're like talking about

moving in together and I wasn't even

that hungry you know but it's getting

really late and I I should just um hold

on don't go I've scared you I've said

too much

I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate

for

love hey Janice it's me um yeah I I just

wanted to apologize in advance for

having chased you down the

street all right who you got to narrow

down to

okay Elizabeth Hurley very attractive

yeah forgiving

Susan

sandon you know what she's too political

she probably wouldn't let you do it

unless you donated four cans of food

first and Isabella rosolini very hot

very sexy but uh you know she's too

International you know she's never going

to be around so so you got to play the

odds pick somebody who's going to be in

the country like all the time

yeah cuz that's why you won't get

Isabella rosolini

geography hey

hey I got you something open

it

okay it's a

chicken it's cute huh whoa whoa whoa you

guys do you know anything about chicks

fowl no

women no

okay well they are a huge responsibility

especially at this age they require

constant care they they need just the

right food and lots and lots of love oh

well no problem

there easy

[Music]

Lenny hey watch it lady

[Music]

he hey good

looking all right I'll leave my bed's so

boring hey remember when she brought up

that thing about you know the three of

us yes

vividly she was kidding about that right

yeah I think

so yeah I I think

so God to be weird if that situation

presented itself tonight huh

yeah yeah I mean

uh what what would we

do dude I don't

know she was kidding yeah she

was but you know what just in case maybe

we should come up with a set of ground

rules yeah for sure okay probably want

the first one to be never open your

eyes you know because you don't want to

be doing

something and then look up right and see

something that you don't want to be

seeing good call nice hold it hold

it what if my eyes are closed

and and my hand is out there ah okay

eyes open at all

times oh hey how do we decide where

we you know each would you

know be right right well I you know we

could flip for it yeah I guess but like

what's heads and what's

Tails well if you don't know that then I

don't want to do this with

you are your eyes so wide you tell

me maybe it's because I was just fooling

around with my ex oh no no no that was

you oh my God all right how did you know

Joey told me he saw you two kissing in

the

park no in his office how many kisses

were there just those two wh why why why

why why was there kissing there should

be no kissing oh I'm sorry honey I'm so

so H I'm so so sorry I just but I oh

what happened was I I I can't breathe

you get me a bag or

something here here

here it's the receipt I'll take it on

behalf of the brown birs of America I

salute

you just ad minute chlie you have no

backand excuse me me little one I have a

very solid backhand shielding your face

and shrieking like a girl is not a

backhand I was

shrieking like a

marine all right here watch we execute

the three PS of championship play Power

H Precision sh and

panach you broke a little girl's

leg I know I feel horrible okay says

here that a muppet got whacked on Sesame

Street last

night where exactly were you around

tennish you're thinking about my leg

aren't you no no actually I forgot what

is the deal with that

again it's okay if it bothers you really

I mean the only thing I need to know is

how much it bothers you cuz I don't like

wasting my time

am I wasting my

time no no I don't think so good it's

just like anything else you just have to

get used to

[Music]

it what's

that that's that's my nubbin

what's a

nubbin it's kind of a uh a third nipple

kind of

thing do you have three nipples well you

know two

regulars and uh one that barely

qualifies as

a uh what nothing I I just remembered I

have to leave you uh you have you have

to leave now how come oh well it's nubin

nothing

um you know what I'm I'm I'll see you

later

okay okay that's like the least fun game

ever well I'm really sick of your

smoking so I brought something that is

going to help you quit oh

nope that patch is no

good M it's a hypnosis tape this woman

at work used it for two weeks straight

and she hasn't smoked

since what's your problem nothing it's

just that hypnosis is beyond

crap Ross I watched you get hypnotized

in Atlantic City hey that guy did not

hypnotize me okay all right cuz you

always pull your pants down on the count

of three and play wipe out on your butt

cheeks all right forget hypnosis the way

to quit smoking is you have to dance

naked in a field of Heather and then

bathe in the sweat of six healthy young

men or what my father calls Thursday

night uh Eric what kind of Photography

uh do you do oh mostly fashion so there

may be models here from time to time I

hope that's cool

it is

cool uh because I have models here you

know

never what else oh yeah during the

summer I spend most weekends at my

sister's beach house which you are

welcome to use by the way although I

should probably tell you she's a porn

star well listen I uh still have one

more person to uh meet but unless it

turns out to be your

sister I think your chances are pretty

good

all

right who are you hi I'm Eric I'm going

to be Chandler's new roommate I'm

Chandler's new

roommate I don't think so I could be

Chandler's new

roommate but he told me over the phone

he told me in

person that's weird well I'm going to uh

going to my new apartment now

[Laughter]

H see Joe that's why your parents told

you not to jump on the

bed

care you two

this was great I'll give you a call we

should do it again sometime great I'm

looking forward to it Rachel any

messages s's

desk Chandler are you going to call her

no Chandler look I'm sorry okay I'm weak

and pathetic and sorry okay you are

going to tell her you are going to tell

her now I'm not going to call

you what

I'm

sorry I'm I'm I'm sorry that I said I

was going to when I'm

not look this has nothing to do with you

know and this isn't Rachel's fault it's

me I have serious serious problems when

it comes to women I have issues with

commitment

intimacy mascara

goop and I'm really sorry it's just that

this is not this isn't going to work

out well this isn't how I was hoping

this would end but I guess I have to

appreciate your

honesty yeah

okay

so why isn't it

Spider-Man you know like Goldman

Silverman because it it's not his last

name it isn't no it's not like like Phil

Spiderman

he's a Spider

Man you know like uh like Goldman is a

last name but there's no

Goldman oh okay there should be a gold

man Ross you got to stop okay you can't

just stare through the peepole for 3

hours you're going to get peep

by I knew it I knew it I always knew she

liked him you know she'd say no but here

we are right we just broke up first

thing she does you didn't just break up

yeah You' been like 3 weeks you slept

with somebody 3 hours after you thought

you broke up I mean bullets have left

guns

slower here they come here they oh if

she kisses him good night I'm going to

kill myself I swear I can't I can't

watch come on date over date over oh oh

here we go she's going in okay she's

going in he's going

in he's going in the door's closed I I

can't see anything but the door closed

and the inventor of the door rests

happily in his

grave okay I have to do something I mean

I have to I have to stop it stop what I

don't know but the I I have a feeling

that my being there will do it I'll go

over and I will borrow something juice I

need juice he

no it must be stuck I am your friend and

I am not going to let you do this you

are surprisingly

strong I need juice people need juice

look man people need juice sing to me

juice they

[Laughter]

[Applause]

me she's moving on okay if it's not this

guy it's going to be somebody else and

unless you're thinking about subletting

my people you are going to have to get

used to the fact that the Rel

relationship is over okay man it's

over yeah

okay okay it's just I miss her so

much I

know why do I feel bad oh yeah very bad

Chandler what are you doing

Chandler oh my

God you're smoking again well actually

yesterday I was smoking again again

today I'm I'm smoking

still why would you start again after

chewing all that quitting gum I'm

telling you this is just like my parents

divorce which is when I started smoking

in the first

place weren't you

nine

yeah I'm telling you something that uh

first smoke after nap

time oh that's great with my luck that's

going to be him him him Ross nope him

253 his eyes are on the

sparrow my parents got divorced when I

started using humor as a defense

mechanism hi uh do you guys have plans

for the weekend because I have my sister

on hold and she said that we could have

her cabin for the weekend and go

skiing huh I'm asking you first right I

mean I'm playing by the rules absolutely

cheler you're you're smoking what are

you doing hey shut up you're not my real

mom all right I took the quiz and it

turns out I do put career before

men get up what you're my seat how is

this your

seat cuz I was sitting there but then

you

left well it's not like I went to

Spain I went to the bathroom you knew I

was coming coming back what's the big

deal sit somewhere else the big deal is

I was sitting there last so it's my

seat Well actually the last place you

were sitting was in there

so you guys you know what you know what

it doesn't matter because you both have

to go get dressed before the big vein in

my head pops so all right Ross I just

have to do one thing really quickly it's

not a big deal get

up all right fine you know what we'll

both sit in the share with

me I'm so

comfortable me too in fact I think I

might be a little too comfortable all

right okay look we have 19 minutes okay

Chandler I want you to go and change

okay and then when you come back Joey

will go change and he'll have vacated

the chair okay okay all right fine I'm

going when I get back his chair cting

and I'm the guy who's sitting in a

chair all right you will notice that I

am fully dressed I in turn have noticed

that you are not so in the words of AA

mil get out of my chair dill

hole okay

[Applause]

what are you doing well you said I had

to give you the chair you didn't see

anything about the

cushions the cushions are the essence of

the chair that's right I'm taking the

essence he'll be

back there's nobody in the

room where's my underwear whoa whoa whoa

whoa come on come on what you took his

underwear he took my Essence okay hold

on Joey why why can't you just wear the

underwear you're wearing now cuz I'm not

wearing any underwear

now okay um then why do you have to wear

underwear tonight it's a rented tux okay

not going to go commando in another

man's

fatigue well then it looks like

somebody's going to have to give

somebody back his

cushions okay you hide my clothes I'm

going to do the exact opposite to

you what are you what are you going to

show me my clothes hey opposite

is

opposite he's got

nothing okay buddy boy here it

is you hide my clothes I'm wearing

everything you

own oh my

God that is so not the opposite of

taking somebody's

underwear look at me I'm Chandler could

I be wearing any more

clothes maybe if I wasn't going

commando

yeah I'll tell you it's hot with all

this stuff on I uh I better not do any I

don't know

lunges okay okay enough enough with the

lunging no I'm sick of this okay I've

had up to he with you two neither of you

can come to the

party jeez what a baby be

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
chick /tʃɪk/ A2	noun - a young bird, especially a young domestic chicken noun (informal) - slang for a young woman
chicken /ˈtʃɪkən/ A2	noun - a domesticated bird kept for its meat or eggs adjective (informal) - cowardly; lacking courage
rehearsal /rɪˈhɜːrsl/ B1	noun - a practice session for a performance
gallivanting /ˈɡælɪˌvæntɪŋ/ C1	verb (present participle) - to go around from one place to another in pursuit of pleasure or entertainment
cuddle /ˈkʌdl/ B1	verb - to hold close in one's arms as a sign of affection noun - an act of hugging or holding closely
cushion /ˈkʊʃən/ B1	noun - a padded object for sitting or leaning on
hypnosis /hɪˈpnoʊsɪs/ B2	noun - a trance-like state in which a person is highly responsive to suggestion
commitment /kəˈmɪtmənt/ B2	noun - the state or quality of being dedicated to a cause, activity, or relationship
intimacy /ˈɪntəməsi/ B2	noun - close familiarity or friendship; a private and personal connection
responsibility /rɪˌspɒnsɪˈbɪlɪti/ C1	noun - the duty to deal with something or someone; accountability
precious /ˈprɛʃəs/ B2	adjective - of great value; dearly loved or cherished
awkward /ˈɔːkwərd/ B1	adjective - causing embarrassment or inconvenience; clumsy
desperate /ˈdɛspərət/ B2	adjective - feeling great need or urgency; having no hope
savor /ˈseɪvər/ B2	verb - to enjoy something completely, especially by lingering over it
moment /ˈmoʊmənt/ A2	noun - a very brief period of time
daredevil /ˈdɛrədɛvəl/ C1	noun - a person who enjoys dangerous activities adjective - recklessly bold; adventurous
ex /ɛks/ A2	noun (informal) - a former partner in a romantic relationship

Key Grammar Structures

• I can't tell whatever it was went back in too quickly.

  ➔ Subject-verb agreement with indefinite pronouns (whatever)

  ➔ The verb 'went' agrees with the singular subject 'whatever'.

• I was working all day and you don't think taking care of our chick is work?

  ➔ Present continuous vs. simple past (was working vs. is work)

  ➔ 'Was working' describes a past action, while 'is work' is a general statement.

• I don't know maybe we weren't ready to have a chick.

  ➔ Use of modal verb 'maybe' for uncertainty

  ➔ 'Maybe' softens the statement, showing the speaker's uncertainty.

• She seemed cool, attractive. I'll do it.

  ➔ Use of commas to separate coordinate adjectives

  ➔ Commas separate 'cool' and 'attractive' as coordinate adjectives.

• I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.

  ➔ Use of 'and' to join adjectives in a series

  ➔ 'And' connects 'hopeless,' 'awkward,' and 'desperate' as a series of adjectives.

• You are a strong, confident woman who doesn't need to smoke.

  ➔ Use of relative pronoun 'who' to describe the subject

  ➔ 'Who' refers back to 'woman' and introduces a relative clause.

• I'm not going to call you. What I'm sorry.

  ➔ Use of inversion for emphasis (What I'm sorry)

  ➔ The inversion of 'What I'm sorry' emphasizes the apology.

• I have serious problems when it comes to women.

  ➔ Use of 'when it comes to' for specific situations

  ➔ 'When it comes to' introduces a specific context or topic.