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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

She, an ordinary social animal

Passed into the book and became cannon fodder

He, a generation of wise kings

endured humiliation and shouldered the burden for the world

As long as I get in front of that Yu Wanyin

Capture his heart

I can live to the end

She is so special

Not like ordinary palace people

Her encounter with him

Is it a calculation or fate?

Stay tuned

"The Devil's Beloved Concubine Through the Book"

Have you finished reading

Let's talk about it

But be objective

Who is that

Tell me

Among these ten projects,

there are four rebirths

three time travels

and the remaining two open systems

I feel a bit samey

Isn’t that just nine?

There is one more

This shuwen

is old-fashioned and outdated

Reading the introduction makes people dig their toes

But the boss has bought the copyright

For this number

Novel and interesting

Like a piece of uncut jade

Vibrant wallflower, you are

Good In this case

I will leave this piece of rough jade to you to polish

By the way

Hurry up and finish reading

There is not much time

Tomorrow morning I will see a

Unparalleled adaptation direction and evaluation report

Be novel

Special

Tomorrow morning

Gone

See you tomorrow

Huahua Don’t go yet

I haven’t finished it yet

Just take a look at the main line

The bridge sections are all the same

So why are you serious?

I’ve already read ten lines at a glance

Then you should take some time to watch

Don’t miss the subway

Got it

By the way

It’s twelve o’clock

I must have slept

Then in advance

I wish you a happy birthday

Quickly make a wish

Weirdly hot

Let me think about it

What should I wish for

Make a big wish

What if it comes true

Then I want to go into this book now

Ask this Xie Yong'er carefully

What is she thinking in her mind

There are so many illogical plots

Where can I find new ideas

Keep up the good work

I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die

It's over, it's over

It's all because it's smelly and long

A broken novel full of loopholes

I worked overtime so late that I didn't finish it

Happy birthday

Where is this

What's going on

I'm

wearing a book

Unscientific

Totally unscientific

The last second I was on the subway

Now I'm directly in the book

Now

Who am I now

Miss, you're up

No

Starting from today

I should call you Yu Wan Yin

Yu Wan Yin

Dominate in the novel

The Yu Wan Yin who has caused countless harm

The hero Duan Wang and the heroine Xie Yong Er

The Yu Wan Yin who was given a box lunch with just a piece of white silk ribbon

From begging for mercy to the burial

The Yu Wan Yin with no more than 300 words

Don't play like this

Miss, we don't have time to play

I have to dress you up quickly

Eunuch An will be here soon

Hold on tight

His Majesty is still waiting

It seems that this wish can't be made in vain

But what should I do now

The character Yu Wanyin is indeed worthy of her death

But I can't just explain it like this

Who is that

Xiao

Mei, right

Empress

How long have I been concubine

Return to Empress

Yesterday's birthday banquet for the Queen Mother

The concubine Xie who entered the palace with you

was promoted together

Yu Wanyin just became the concubine

She should have entered the palace with Xie Yong'er

How about

try competing with Xie Yong'er for the position of the heroine

and win the heart of the male protagonist Duan Wang first

After all, Xie Yong'er doesn't know that

there is a higher level of me.

My sister has achieved the dream of wearing a book like a matryoshka.

From reality to the novel.

I really want to fight

She is just a

paper person who is holding the script by me

Although

Although

Why didn't I read this crap novel carefully?

I'm not as familiar with many details of the heroine's route

as she is

This is a competitive disadvantage

And what if

she really has the aura of being the heroine

No, no, no

Concubine Empress

You will serve His Majesty tonight

Please prepare well

Don’t make Long Yan displeased

Who should you serve

Your Majesty

Your Majesty

That’s right

The enemy of your enemy is your friend

Instead of competing with the real heroine

for the unknown male protagonist

I can try to take another path

I can do it

I can do whatever you want

I still have to say more to remind you

If you piss off the emperor

That will be beheaded

By then it won’t be me either

It’s me

Empress, it’s okay or not

Please think twice before acting

In the original text, I have always been concerned about King Duan

I will reject the tyrant in every possible way

I have to be more careful in the future

Maintain my character

Don’t wear a gang

Xiaomei

You can comb my hair for me

I will do the rest myself

But Miss

Do you know how to put on makeup

Who are you looking down on

Think carefully

The process of Plan B has been planned

The first step

is to win the favor and trust of the new party A

If I remember correctly

In the original article, tyrants love to be coquettish

After the cannon fodder Xie Yong'er embarked on the coquettish route

she was quite favored

And with my current appearance

the lethality of this appearance

will only be super doubled

Since I can't escape no matter what

It's better to turn passive into active

In the book, Yu Wanyin is the one who was killed

Now that I'm here

Then you have to stand aside

Because sister is the one who holds the highest script

Who is that

Mr. An, right?

I dare to ask you

What are the rules or particularities about this bed attendant

...

I’d better stop teasing the old slave

I mean I have no experience

The old slave seems to have even less experience

The process has been planned

Based on my experience as a social animal

I don’t believe it

Still can't coax this rumored tyrant

See Your Majesty

Your Majesty

The concubine is here

See Your Majesty

Get out

Why just

drag him out

This is not in the original text

You won't die before you leave the army like this

Your Majesty

Your Majesty, please take a look at me

She doesn't stay to sleep with her

I don't want to die

Do I have to be executed

No Big brother

You are the emperor

What do you mean by asking the guard

Your Majesty, please forgive me

Forget it

She stays

You all go out

Yes

This This

Now is now

Yes

What is the situation

The appearance of a villain

Does it need to be so grand

This author

must be a handsome guy

Who is that

Yu Yu concubine

Build a floor shop by yourself

Let's make do for one night

Let's make do with a bed on the floor

But

that who

that who

He called me

that who

Isn't this the mantra of modern people

Is it possible

He is also

Your Majesty

What else is there

How

are

you

Fine

thank you

and you

Has the concubine come out

Return to the father-in-law

Not yet

In the past, the concubines were scolded away instantly

Today this one can stay for so long

What a character

I just passed through two hours ago

At that time

was lying on the cruise ship

basking in the sun

drinking champagne

Suddenly a stupid pop-up window popped up on my phone

pushed this article to me

I closed and opened my eyes

and that was it

Two hours ago

I was on the subway from get off work

It's dark

Then how can you still bask in the sun

Could it be that at that time

you were on the other side of the ocean

on vacation

You must not be the legendary overbearing president

I don't know if I am overbearing or not

But I am indeed a president

Days

It's quite moisturizing

Damn

Why are you wearing this

There is no shower heater in the place

Still waiting for death with a brain tumor

You calm down first

Maybe your migraine is not because of the brain tumor

After all, if the tumor is compressing the nerves

There should be other clinical symptoms

Really?

I just guessed

Then think on the bright side

What if someone gave you chronic poison

You are quite good at comforting people

You are welcome

So have you read this article?

What is my situation now

I think I have read

But I can only read ten lines at a glance

Not very carefully

To put it simply

Your name is Xiahou Dan

Your mother hates you

Your brother King Duan hates you

Your concubines hate you

Your ministers hate you

People all over the country hate you

According to the original arrangement

I hate you too

Oh my God

What on earth did I do

What heinous things?

Can I have some grapes

Eat as you like

Thank you

The Queen Mother is not your biological mother

Didn’t educate you well

You suffer from migraine

You have been paranoid and cruel since you were a child

Loyal ministers in the court

You have killed them all, exiled exile

You also introduced a bunch of rubbish policies

Caused public resentment

According to the development of the original text

You will

be killed by King Duan

towards the end

How will you die specifically

It seems that

was assassinated

The following plot is too boring

I skipped several pages

You can still laugh knowing that you will die

Then I believe now

You have really seen Feng Lang's CEO

Why die?

Am I not the emperor?

Just kill everyone who gets in the way

That won't work

Your power

has long been ignored by the Queen Mother

It's not that easy to kill King Duan

And

Xia Houbo and Xie Yong'er

are the chosen ones in the original work

All the main storylines

are for others

Killing the protagonist

Wouldn't that be equivalent to cutting the book in half

Then whether we can survive

is all unknown

What about you

You don't look

like a good person

I'm really not

I'm a villain

There's not much written about me in the book

I was sent here as a chess piece by my family

...

Anyway, you died in the end

I will be buried with you

This is not okay

Don't you have any other suggestions

Brother

You really regard yourself as Party A

You also asked me to propose

What we can do now

is to control the variables little by little

See if there are any consequences

Let’s make more plans

It makes sense

But I have a problem

In the original work

Our two characters

Didn’t cross over

That's right

So since we have worn it

Will Xie Yong'er still be worn

If the three of us are wearing it

Then will Duan Wang

also wear it

This brush is too difficult to use

Miss, Eunuch An is here

Congratulations to the empress, congratulations to the empress

Wait, I'll be fine soon

Empress

Gonggong An is here to read out the imperial edict

OK, OK

Not important

Not important

Come and announce it

Announce it

His Majesty has an edict

Confess Concubine Yu as

Concubine Yu

Announce to the Ministry of Rites

Tonight

Holding a palace banquet

Standard process

Listen to me

Do you have any more

This empress, why do you know everything?

I will accept this imperial edict

This is the seating chart and necessities for tonight's palace banquet

Please prepare quickly

Time waits for no one

Let's all move forward

Fast forward

Xiao Shunzi

How did we come out

Just came out like that

Within two days

From the concubine position

to the concubine position

It is really rare

This

This painting is a

tortoise

All night long

He stayed directly

Hasn't His Majesty been in a bad mood these days?

Why is he still interested in holding a palace banquet?

My sister hasn't heard about it yet

His Majesty favored the concubine last night

Long Xin Dayue

The decree was issued early this morning

The concubine was sealed

...

who usually looks quiet, I don’t know what tricks were used

It was said to be a palace banquet

In fact, it was just to show off

You want to see our jokes

A few of us speak softly

Let’s forget about the frustration

But Sister Wei is a noble concubine

Her father is the famous person around the Queen Mother, Taifu Wei

No matter what, I have to give her a Hu Meizi to accompany her

Give her a companion

Damn me

Sister Wei calm down

Don't be provoked by others

I said Xie Yong'er

Why don't you have any temper

They are all sisters who entered the palace together

Yong'er is not jealous

With your non-competitive nature

how can you survive in the harem

The Emperor has arrived

Welcome His Majesty

Ai Fei

This is specially prepared for you

Rather than wasting time by trying them one by one

It is better for you to host a palace banquet

You are not bad at putting name tags on the table

In this way

It is clear who is who

Good

All Ai Fei

You are right

The summer wind blows Gu Liantian

The waves of wheat are endless

It’s the harvest season

plus

The chaos on the border has been pacified

I

are in a good mood

All my beloved concubines don’t have to be restrained

Drink and have fun

Don’t get drunk and don’t return

Thank you, Your Majesty

You are worthy of being the president

These little words are all in one set

That's natural

If Xie Yong'er and Duan Wang are both wearing

Then we will invite them together

Eat hot pot and play mahjong

Hehe is so beautiful in the building

Is this the concubine I know?

Foxy

It's your turn

Your Majesty

Since it is a double happiness

why not

let all the sisters offer their talents

celebrate with the country

That’s right

Concubine Zhuang writes delicately

Concubine He writes very neatly

Xie Yonger’s writing

is both delicate and neat

What do you think

is not wearing

Maybe someone else has signed up for a calligraphy class

Try again

The style of painting is childish and the brushstrokes are rough

This Xie Yong'er is definitely out of clothes

Why don't you take a look at these first

This

What the hell is this

Didn't all the ladies in ancient times

learn to draw?

Is it still tested?

Up the difficulty

Your Majesty

In addition to writing, I just draw.

Do you have any new talents?

It's not you who asked us to write and draw

You

It's you

What are you mumbling about

Play me a little song

Chen

I can't do it

Even if I don't know, I have to know

That

Play something I've never heard

If I've heard it

I'll bury you on the spot

Your Majesty

My chance has come

Your Majesty

I am willing to perform a song for Your Majesty on behalf of Concubine Wei

...

She finally came out

Thank you

Heng Na Pipa

Then it becomes

Guitar

What a beautiful jasmine

The fragrant and beautiful branches are full of flowers "Jasmine"

Fragrant and white, people praise it

Let me pick you off, you are definitely wearing it

Give it to someone else

Jasmine ah jasmine

Okay

She is really good at playing

Passionate tunes

I didn’t expect it

Xie Bin

Turns out to be both talented and beautiful

Your Majesty Xie

It is indeed her

King Duan arrives

King Duan is back from the border

Wei Chen

Meet Your Majesty

If this eldest brother is also here

I have seen it

Then his acting skills

Concubine Yu

are too top-notch

Like the stars are not last night

For whom does the wind show up

Miss

I don't understand a little

But you should stay away from this pool

Last time you drowned

Dr. Xiao said that you were drowned at that time

Don't worry

It won't happen again

Drown again

How is it possible

Silly Xiaoling

The Xie Yong'er you mentioned is dead

You are all just

The

paper figures in "A Thousand Flowers Blooming on the East Wind Night"

The story has just begun

And I have already finished watching the whole episode

Xie Yong'er

Your kindness cannot be exchanged for peace in this world

Just let me avenge you

The lady is not happy about

Concubine Yu

Concubine Yu

That's right

That woman Yu Wanyin has been promoted to concubine

According to the records in the book

She should have been thrown into the cold palace by the tyrant

But why

Is it because my arrival

caused a deviation in the original plot

Xiao

It doesn't matter

I am the woman who holds the script

Yu Wanyin in the original work

It was here that I met Prince Duan by chance

See the prince

See the prince

I was lucky enough to be in the main hall today

to appreciate the empress's piano skills

It was really

unforgettable

Just a small trick

Yong'er makes the prince laugh

I don't come to the inner palace very often

I don't know if there is a road here

Leading to the Palace of Eternal Life

It's getting late

I'm afraid the prince will take a detour

Yong'er can show the way to the prince

Please

Yu Wanyin

Your main storyline belongs to me.

The dishes need to be picked clean. Yes

Wash them twice more. Yes

There is still wool on them.

Pay attention carefully.

Yes

Hold on tight.

Your Majesty, the queen is still waiting.

Yes

It’s so rich.

Your head really hurts so much.

...

...

Don't say such depressing words

There is nothing that a hot pot can't solve

Tonight's palace banquet

What do you think

This Xie Yong'er is wearing

He must not have run away

But King Duan

I really can't say

Now that King Duan is here too

Xie Concubine

You play it again

Let King Duan

also taste and appreciate

What a beautiful jasmine flower

Fragrant and beautiful, full of branches

Play another song

Celebrate

King Duan's triumph

So

King Duan probably still has no clothes

Not necessarily

What if he doesn't like listening to music?

My Third Aunt Grandpa is this kind of person

You should

give him a set of broadcast gymnastics at that time

Maybe

he won't be able to hold on anymore

Then wouldn't he expose his identity in front of the enemy

I'm not stupid

In fact, no matter whether he is wearing it or not

I have a way

What way

I am a prince

Give the throne to him

You think of him too easily

In the original text, Xiahou Bo has a deep hatred for you

The throne is not as important as hating you

They are taking the route of revenge

But we are brothers

Aren’t we siblings

That’s also half-mother

And your mother

Fighting his mother to death

Then the Queen Mother

who is your stepmother

arranged for him to be a companion

All kinds of humiliation

All kinds of torture

It sounds quite miserable

And they are also of royal blood

In terms of appearance, in terms of bearing

In terms of talent, in terms of city government

How can you compare to Duan Wang Xiahou Bo

Moodiness, eating, drinking and having fun

This world is for those who can do it

Why are you occupying the manhole and not shitting

I

Sister Yu

I am comforting you

You

Why did you scold me

Sorry

Mr. Dan

That occupational disease committed

Let's start talking about the character's biography

It depends on what you say

If he is wearing it

Then we still have a chance to settle the old feud

But if he is not wearing it

Then we two

can only live together

That's right

You have sorted out the relationship between this character

My head hurts even more when I hear you say that.

The Chosen Daughter Xie Yong'er

I don't see the level

The Chosen Son Xiahou Bo

Whether wearing or not wearing, he is not an easy person

And this Xiahou Dan

has not seen anything outstanding for the time being

Even a little unreliable

In addition, this headache

How long can I resist

I join forces with this person

I can really kill King Duan

You say

Why don't I try to win over Xie Yong'er

She is the Chosen Daughter

and an important helper of King Duan

If she can breathe through the same nostril as us

That would be much easier

And you think

Everyone is wearing it

Who doesn't want to live

Now that everyone has talked about it, why are we still fighting?

Do you think so?

Then go and get in touch with her

What should I do?

You

I have to think carefully

Where does the confusion come from

It is not easy to please His Majesty

Maybe in private

Does she have any special tricks

It makes sense

Come on

The pot is simmering, simmering, simmering

Water, water, water

Slave deserves to die, slave deserves to die

From now on

No one can enter this door

Get out

Yes

What's wrong

Acting is good

Let's talk about business

Virtual and real

It's all practiced

Then I know what you can do

You go and instigate someone

Who is it

Xu Yao

This Xu Yao

He is the counselor of King Duan

Talented and witty

It has been five years

I don’t know when my father’s grievances will be cleared

May the Bodhisattva bless me

My father will live long and healthy

One day he will be able to return to the capital

Treason

My trust in you is in vain

Then it will be as you wish

The whole family will be exiled for three thousand miles

No edict

Not allowed to return to the court

The reason why he is on King Duan's team

It's because of you

that you exiled his father, Mr. Xu Ge

His father was a loyal man

You believed the slander and was accused

of being sent to a barren land

Xu Yao originally had to go too

But King Duan secretly rescued him

From then on, he changed his name and hid in the palace

became a counselor

It is said that this person has never given up

and is still running around secretly

Wants to take his father back

Dad

It concerns Mr. Xuge

Please come in and talk

Then I will tell Xu Yao directly

I can bring your father back

The condition is that you submit to me

That's fine

It's not that simple

He will still hold a grudge

Questioning you

Why did you

wrongly judge the wise and foolish

to make my father suffer unjust injustice

I

am just a blindfolded

mad king who covered his ears

Loyalty or traitor

It’s not just a memorial that has the final say

Your Majesty knew that it was Tai Fu Wei who was telling lies

But you still believed the slander

and exiled him

Xu Yao, Xu Yao

I pity you to this day

You still thought it was the bad old man who harmed your father

Not very old

Xu Yao, Xu Yao, I pity you to this day

I thought it was the grandson who harmed your father

He's not that young either

Xu Yao, Xu Yao

I pity you to this day

I still think it was the bastard who harmed your father

You

You are talking nonsense

If evil spirits wear human skin

How can you guarantee that you can tell clearly

Is he a human

or a ghost

With your acting skills

it would be a pity not to be an actor

...

You

look different

My name is social animal makeup

Gentle and kind, hard-working and uncomplaining

I will go to Xie Yong'er to offer an olive branch later

It's easier to close the distance if you look kind

...

Woman

You look

different too

Since I want to instigate Xu Yao

I also have to

create a sense of contrast

Man

This way

[Chinese]

她 平凡社畜

穿入書中變炮灰

他 一代賢王

忍辱負重為世人

只要搶在那個庾晚音前面

抓住他的心

我就能活到最後

她 好特別

不似尋常宮人

她和他的相遇

是算計還是命中註定

敬請期待

《穿書之惡魔寵妃》

都看完了嗎

說說吧

但是要客觀啊

那個誰

你說說

這十個項目裡面

有四個重生

三個穿越

剩下兩個開系統

我覺得有點千篇一律

這不才九個嗎

還有一個呢

這個穿書文

又老套又過時

看簡介就讓人腳趾摳地

但是老闆已經把版權買下來了

花了這個數

新穎 有趣

就像一塊待爆的璞玉

生機勃勃的牆頭草你是

好 既然這樣

那這塊璞玉就交給你來打磨

對了

抓緊看完

時間不多

明天早上我要看到一個

無與倫比的改編方向和評估報告

要新穎

特別

明天早上

走了

明兒見

花花 還不走

沒看完呢

主線看看就得了

橋段都大同小異

那麼認真幹什麼

已經看得一目十行了

那你自己看著點時間啊

別誤了地鐵

知道了

對了

十二點呢

我肯定睡了

那就提前

祝你生日快樂

快許願

怪燙的

那我想想啊

許個啥好呢

許個大的

萬一實現呢

那我現在就想穿進這本書裡

好好問問這個謝永兒

她腦子裡到底在想些什麼

搞出這麼多不合邏輯的劇情來

讓我上哪兒找新意呀

再接再厲

要死 要死 要死

完了完了

都怪這又臭又長

漏洞百出的破小說

害得我加班這麼晚都沒看完

祝你生日快

這是哪兒啊

什麼情況

我這是

穿書了

不科學

完全不科學

上一秒我還在地鐵上

現在直接進書裡來了

那現在

我現在是誰啊

小姐 您起來了

不對

從今天開始

應該叫您庾嬪了

庾嬪

在小說裡作威作福

害人無數的庾晚音

被男主端王和女主謝永兒

一條白綾就賜了盒飯的庾晚音

從求饒到下葬

都不超過三百字的庾晚音

不帶這麼玩的吧

小姐 沒時間玩了

小眉得趕緊給你打扮

一會兒安公公就要來了

都緊著點

陛下還等著呢

看來這願望真不能瞎許

可現在怎麼辦呀

庾晚音這角色確實死有餘辜

可我不能就這麼交代了呀

那個誰

小

眉 是吧

娘娘

我封嬪多久了

回娘娘

昨日太后生辰宴上

把和您一同進宮的謝嬪

都一起晉了位份

庾晚音這會兒剛當上庾嬪

應該是和謝永兒一起才入的宮

要不

試試和謝永兒競爭女主之位

搶先去占男主端王的心

畢竟謝永兒也不知道

還有一個更高層次的我存在

姐可是實現了套娃式穿書

從現實穿到了小說的書裡啊

真要鬥起來

她也不過是個

被我握著劇本的紙片人罷了

雖然

雖然

這破小說我為什麼沒有認真看呀

女主路線的許多細節

我都沒有她熟悉

這可是個競爭劣勢

而且萬一

她真的有女主光環怎麼辦

不行不行

庾嬪娘娘

今夜由您來侍奉陛下

請好生準備

莫要惹得龍顏不悅呀

服 服侍誰

陛下

陛下

對呀

敵人的敵人就是朋友啊

與其和真命女主

爭奪那個不明心思的男主

我可以試試走另外一條路啊

我都行

什什 什麼叫我都行

老奴還是要多嘴提醒一句

惹惱了皇上

那可是要殺頭的

到時候就不是我都行了

是我不行了

娘娘 至於行還是不行

請娘娘三思而後行

原文裡我一直心繫端王

對暴君百般推拒來著

以後還是得小心一點

維持人設

不要穿幫啊

小眉

你幫我梳個頭吧

剩下的我自己來

可是小姐

您會化妝嗎

瞧不起誰呢

仔細想想

B計劃的流程已經規劃好了

第一步

就是爭取新甲方的好感和信任

如果我沒有記錯

原文中暴君就愛妖艷這一掛

炮灰女謝永兒走上妖艷路線後

頗得聖寵

而以我現在的顏值基數

這一亮相的殺傷力

只會超級加倍

既然橫豎都躲不過

不如化被動為主動

書中庾晚音是被斗死的那一個

現在既然我來了

那你就得靠邊站

因為姐才是手握最高劇本的人

那個誰

安公公是吧

敢問您

這個侍寢

它有什麼規矩或者講究啊

娘娘還是莫要打趣老奴了

我是說我沒什麼經驗

那老奴就好像更沒什麼經驗了

流程都規劃好了

以我的社畜經驗

我就不信

還哄不好這個傳聞中的暴君

參見陛下

陛下

庾嬪來了

參見陛

滾吧

怎麼就

拖出去

原文裡沒有這出啊

不會就這樣出師未捷身先死吧

陛下

陛下 你好歹看我一眼

她不留下侍寢

我不想死

就得處死嗎

不是 大 大哥

你才是皇帝

你問侍衛是幾個意思

陛下饒命

算了

她留下

你們都出去吧

是

這 這

現 現在是 是

是

什麼情況

一個反派的樣貌

需要這麼隆重嗎

這個作者

一定是個顏狗

那個誰

庾 庾嬪

自己打個地鋪

湊合一晚吧

打地鋪湊合

可是

那個誰

那個誰

他叫我

那個誰

這不是現代人的口頭禪嗎

難不成

他也是

陛下

還有什麼事

How

are

you

Fine

thank you

and you

庾嬪出來了嗎

回公公

還沒呢

以往的嬪妃都是瞬間被罵走

今天這位居然能留這麼久

是個人物啊

我兩個小時前剛剛穿過來

那會兒

正躺在遊輪上

曬著太陽

喝著香檳呢

手機突然跳了一個弱智彈窗

給我推了這篇文

我眼睛一閉一睜

就成這樣了

兩個小時前

我正在下班的地鐵上

天都黑了

那你怎麼還能曬太陽

難道那會兒

你在大洋彼岸

度假來著

你該不會是傳說中的霸道總裁吧

霸不霸道我不知道

但我確實是個總裁

日子

過得還挺滋潤的

可惡

怎麼就穿到這個

洗澡都沒浴霸的地方

還頂著個腦瘤等死

你先冷靜

你偏頭痛或許不是因為腦瘤啊

畢竟如果是腫瘤壓迫神經的話

應該還會有別的臨床症狀的

真的嗎

我瞎猜的

那你往好處想呢

萬一是被人下了慢性毒藥

你還挺會安慰人的

客氣

所以你到底看沒看過這篇文啊

我現在到底是個什麼情況

我看是看了

但是看得一目十行

不是很仔細

簡單來說

你叫夏侯澹

你母后恨你

你哥端王恨你

你的妃子們恨你

你的臣子們恨你

全國百姓都恨你

按照原著安排

我也恨你

天啊

我到底幹了

什麼十惡不赦的事情啊

葡萄我能吃一下嗎

隨便吃

謝謝啊

太后並不是你親媽

沒有好好教育你

你呢又患有偏頭痛

從小性格偏執 殘暴嗜殺

朝中的忠臣啊

都被你殺的殺 流放的流放

你還出臺了一堆垃圾政策

搞得民怨沸騰的

按照原文的發展

你將在接近結尾處

被端王

替天行道

具體是怎麼死的

好像

是被刺殺的

後面的劇情太無聊了

我連跳了好幾頁

知道自己會死還笑得出來啊

那我現在相信

你是真的見過風浪的總裁了

死什麼死啊

我不是皇上嗎

把礙事的都殺了不就行了

那可不行

你的權力

早就被太后架空得差不多了

想殺端王沒那麼容易

而且

夏侯泊和謝永兒

才是原作裡的天選之子

所有的主線劇情

都是為人家服務的

把主角殺了

那不就等同於讓這本書腰斬

那我們能不能活下去

都是未知數囉

那你呢

你看樣子

似乎也不像什麼好人啊

我確實不是啊

我是個反派

書裡都沒怎麼寫我

是家裡

送過來當棋子的

反正最後你死了

我也就跟著你陪葬了

這可不行啊

你就沒有什麼別的提案嗎

大哥

你真把自己當甲方了

還讓我提案

我們現在能做的

只能是一點一點控制變量

看看能不能引發什麼後果

再做打算了

有道理

但我有個問題啊

在原作中

我們兩個的角色

不是穿過來的吧

對啊

那既然我們穿過來了

謝永兒還會被穿嗎

如果我們三個都是穿的

那端王

會不會也是穿過來的

這毛筆太難用了

小姐 安公公來了

恭喜娘娘 賀喜娘娘

等等啊 我馬上就好

娘娘

安公公是來宣讀聖旨的

好好好

不重要

不重要

來 宣吧

宣吧

陛下有旨

封庾嬪娘娘為

庾妃

昭告禮部

今晚

辦宮宴

制式流程

聽我的

還有嗎

這 娘娘 你怎麼什麼都知道啊

這聖旨我就接了

這是今晚的宮宴座次圖和必須品

有勞公公抓緊準備

時間不等人

咱們都快進一點

快進

小順子

咱們怎麼出來的

就那麼出來的

兩日之內

從嬪位

到妃位

實屬罕見哪

這

這畫的是個

王八

一整晚

直接就留下了

這陛下近日來不是心緒不佳嗎

怎麼還有興致辦宮宴

姐姐還沒聽說呀

陛下昨夜寵幸了庾嬪

龍心大悅

今兒一早便下旨

封妃了

平時看著不聲不響的

也不知是使了什麼手段

說是宮宴

其實就是顯擺

想看我們笑話吧

我們幾個人微言輕

受挫磨就算了

可魏姐姐貴為貴妃

父親還是太后身邊的紅人魏太傅

怎麼也要給她一個狐媚子作陪

給她作陪

我呸

魏姐姐消消氣

莫要受他人挑撥

我說謝永兒

你怎麼一點脾氣都沒有

都是一同入宮的姐妹

永兒並不忌妒

就你這不爭不搶的性子

怎麼在後宮生存下去

皇上駕到

恭迎陛下

愛妃

這是為你特意準備的

比起一個一個試浪費時間

還是你這招辦宮宴好使

你這招把名牌放桌上也不差呀

這樣一來

誰是誰一目了然

好

眾愛妃

有道是

夏風吹動谷連天

麥浪金波萬里綿

值此豐收時節

加上

邊疆禍亂平定

朕

心情大好

眾愛妃不必拘謹

暢飲開懷

不醉不歸

謝陛下

不愧是總裁啊

這小詞一套一套的

那是自然

要是謝永兒和端王都是穿的

那我們就約他們一起

吃火鍋 打麻將

和和美美地在大廈瀟灑

這還是我認識那個庾嬪嗎

狐媚

到你了

陛下

既是雙喜臨門

那不如

讓眾姐妹獻上才藝

與國同慶啊

准了

莊妃寫得秀氣

賀嬪寫得很工整

這謝永兒寫得

是既秀氣又工整

那你覺得

沒穿

興許別人報過書法班呢

再試

畫風幼稚 筆觸粗糙

這謝永兒絕對是穿的沒跑了

你要不先看看這幾個呢

這

這是什麼鬼啊

古代的大家閨秀

都不學畫畫的嗎

還測嗎

上難度

陛下

除了寫就是畫

有沒有點新鮮的才藝啊

不是你讓我們寫寫畫畫的

你

就是你

嘀嘀咕咕什麼呢

給朕彈個小曲

臣

臣妾不會

不會也得會

那個

彈個朕沒聽過的

要是朕聽過的話

就地埋了你

陛下

我的機會來了

陛下

臣妾願意替魏貴妃

為陛下獻上一曲

她終於出來了

謝謝

橫拿琵琶

那不就成了

吉他

好一朵美麗的茉莉花

芬芳美麗滿枝椏 《茉莉花》

又香又白人人夸

讓我來將你摘下 絕對是穿的

送給別人家

茉莉花呀茉莉花

好啊

真是彈得一手好

激情澎湃的曲子

朕沒想到啊

謝嬪

竟然是才色雙絕呀

謝陛下

果然就是她

端王到

端王從邊境回來了

微臣

拜見陛下

如果這位大兄弟也是穿來的

見過

那他的演技

庾妃娘娘

也太登峰造極了吧

似此星辰非昨夜

為誰風露立中宵

小姐

我有點沒聽懂

不過你還是離這個水池遠一些吧

上次你溺水

蕭太醫說您當時可都

你放心吧

以後都不會了

再次淹死

怎麼可能

傻小菱

你說的那位謝永兒已經死了

你們都只是

《東風夜放花千樹》裡的

紙片人而已

故事才剛剛開始

而我早就看完了全集

謝永兒

你的善良在這個世界換不得安生

就讓我來替你復仇吧

小姐可是為了

庾妃娘娘的事情而不開心

庾妃

對啊

庾晚音那女人已經升為妃了

按照書中記載

她本該被暴君打入冷宮

但為什麼

難道是因為我的到來

讓原本的劇情產生了偏差

小

沒關係

我是手握劇本的女人

原作中庾晚音

就是在這兒巧遇了端王

參見王爺

參見王爺

今日有幸在大殿上

欣賞了娘娘的琴藝

當真是

入耳難忘

雕蟲小技而已

永兒讓王爺見笑了

本王不怎麼來內宮

不知這兒是否有路

通往長生殿

天色已晚

恐王爺繞路

永兒給王爺帶路可好

請

庾晚音

你的主線劇情歸我了

菜要擇乾淨了 是

多洗兩遍 是

這上面還有毛呢

仔細著點

是

都抓緊著點

陛下 娘娘還等著呢

是

好豐盛啊

你頭真的那麼痛啊

原主腦子不好使

怕不是被痛傻的

別說這種喪氣話

沒有什麼是一頓火鍋解決不了的

今晚的宮宴

你怎麼看

這個謝永兒是穿的

肯定沒跑了

但這端王

我還真不好說

既然端王也來了

謝嬪

你再演奏一遍

讓端王

也品鑑品鑑

好一朵美麗的茉莉花

芬芳美麗滿枝椏

再彈奏一曲

慶祝

端王凱旋

所以

端王大概還是沒穿吧

也不一定

那萬一他就是不喜歡聽音樂呢

我三姨姥爺就是這種人

你當時應該

直接給他來一套廣播體操

說不定

他當場就繃不住

那不就在敵人面前暴露身份了嗎

我又不傻

其實不管他是不是穿的

我都有一個辦法

什麼辦法

我當王爺

把皇位讓給他

你把他想簡單了

原文裡夏侯泊跟你仇深似海

皇位可沒有恨你重要啊

人家走的是復仇路線

可我們是兄弟啊

我們不手足嗎

那也是同父異母啊

而且你的母

把他的母給斗死了

然後太后

也就是你的繼母

又把他安排成伴讀

各種羞辱

各種折磨

聽起來是挺慘

而且同樣是皇家血脈

論長相 論氣度

論才華 論城府

你哪一樣比得過端王夏侯泊

喜怒無常 吃喝玩樂

這天下本就是能者居之

你憑什麼占著茅坑不拉屎

我

庾姐

我在安慰你啊

你

你怎麼把我給罵了

不好意思

澹總

那個職業病犯了

開始講人物小傳了

那要照你這麼說的話

如果他是穿的

那我們還有機會冰釋前嫌

但他如果不是穿的

那我們倆

就只能活一個

對囉

這人物關係你可算是理順了

聽你這麼說我頭更疼了

天選之女謝永兒

沒看出水平

天選之子夏侯泊

無論穿或沒穿都不是易與之輩

而這個夏侯澹

暫時沒看出什麼過人之處

甚至還有點不靠譜

再加上這個頭疼病

能抵抗到幾時啊

我與這人聯手

真能幹掉端王

你說

我要不去試試拉攏謝永兒呢

她是天選之女

又是端王的重要助力

她要是能跟咱們一個鼻孔通氣

那就順多了

而且你想

大家都是穿來的

誰不想活

大家把話說開了那還斗什麼呢

你說是不是

那你去跟她接觸吧

那我幹點啥呢

你

我得好好想想

哪來的煳味

討好陛下可不簡單

或許這私底下裡

她還有什麼特別的手段

有道理

快快快

鍋裡煳了 煳了 煳了

水水水

奴婢該死 奴婢該死

以後

任何人不能進入此門

滾

是

怎麼了

演技不錯呀

談生意嘛

虛虛實實的

都是練的

那我知道你能幹什麼

你去策反一個人吧

誰啊

胥堯

這個胥堯啊

他是端王的謀士

才華橫溢 機智過人

整整五年了

不知家父的冤屈何時能洗清

願菩薩保佑

家父福壽安康

有朝一日能夠重回都城

大逆不道

枉費朕對你的信任

那就如你所願

全家流放三千里

無詔

不得回朝

他之所以站端王的隊

是因為你

把他爹胥閣老給流放了

他爹一代忠良

被你聽信讒言扣了個罪名

隨手發配到了不毛之地

本來胥堯也得一起去

但端王暗中救下了他

從此讓他改名換姓藏身於王府

成了謀士

據說此人一直沒有放棄

還在暗中四處奔走

想接回老父

爹

事關胥閣老

請進屋一敘

那我直接跟胥堯說

我能把你爹給接回來

條件呢是歸順於我

那不就行了

哪有那麼簡單

他依舊會懷恨在心

質問你

你

為何錯勘賢愚

使家父蒙受不白之冤

我

不過是一個被人蒙住了雙眼

捂住了雙耳的瘋王罷了

是忠是奸

還不是一紙奏摺說了算

陛下明知道是那魏太傅信口雌黃

但你還是聽信了讒言

將他流放了

胥堯啊胥堯

可憐你直到今日

還以為是那糟老頭子害了你爹

不是很老

胥堯啊胥堯 可憐你直到今日

還以為是那個孫子害了你爹

也沒那麼小

胥堯啊胥堯

可憐你直到今日

還以為是那王八蛋害了你爹

你

你胡說

如果惡鬼披著人皮

你又怎能保證分得清楚

他是人

還是鬼呢

你這演技

不去做演員

真可惜了

你這

看著好像哪兒不太一樣

我這叫社畜妝

溫柔和善 任勞任怨

等下要去找謝永兒拋橄欖枝

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女人

你這看起來

也不太一樣啊

既然要去策反胥堯

我不也得

作出點反差感嘛

男人

這邊

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
平凡 píngfán HSK4	adjective - ordinary, commonplace
社畜 shèchù HSK6	noun - corporate slave
炮灰 pàohuī HSK6	noun - cannon fodder, sacrificial lamb
算計 suànjì HSK5	verb - to scheme, to calculate
新穎 xīnyǐng HSK5	adjective - novel, new and original
璞玉 púyù HSK6	noun - unpolished jade, hidden talent
打磨 dǎmó HSK5	verb - to polish, to refine
無與倫比 wúyǔlúnbǐ HSK6	adjective - incomparable, matchless
邏輯 luójí HSK5	noun - logic
死有餘辜 sǐyǒuyúgū HSK6	adjective - deserve death more than once
光環 guānghuán HSK5	noun - aura, halo
三思 sānsī HSK5	verb - to think thrice, to reflect carefully
登峰造極 dēngfēngzàojí HSK6	adjective - to reach the peak, to reach the height of perfection
策反 cèfǎn HSK6	verb - to instigate defection
讒言 chányán HSK6	noun - slander, bad-mouthing

Key Grammar Structures

• 只要搶在那個庾晚音前面，抓住他的心，我就能活到最後。

  ➔ Conditional structure '只要...就...' (Only if/As long as... then...)

  ➔ Using "只要" to indicate a necessary condition and "就" to denote the resulting outcome.

• 不似尋常宮人。

  ➔ Formal negative comparison '不似' (Unlike / Not like)

  ➔ The structure "不似" is a literary way of saying "不像" (unlike/dissimilar to).

• 是算計還是命中註定。

  ➔ Alternative question structure '是...還是...' (Is it A or B?)

  ➔ Using "是...还是..." to present two distinct possibilities for choice.

• 就像一塊待爆的璞玉。

  ➔ Simile with '像' (resembling / like)

  ➔ Using "就像" to create a vivid metaphor comparing the project to an unpolished gem.

• 別誤了地鐵。

  ➔ Negative imperative '別' (Do not / Don't)

  ➔ "別" is used here as a warning or light prohibition.

• 哪怕再接再厲。

  ➔ Concessive adverb '哪怕' (Even if)

  ➔ "哪怕" introduces a hypothetical situation, emphasizing that even in that case, persistence is needed.

• 不帶這麼玩的吧。

  ➔ Colloquial structure '不帶...的' (You can't do this / This is unfair)

  ➔ Used to express disbelief or complain that a situation is unreasonable or unfair.

• 與其和真命女主爭奪那個不明心思的男主，我可以試試走另外一條路啊。

  ➔ Contrastive structure '與其...不如/可以...' (Rather than... it's better to/one can...)

  ➔ Choosing between two actions by rejecting one in favor of a more strategic alternative.