[whistles]
00:05
Oh, Rich, we're running low on resumes
00:13
over here.
00:15
>> Do you really want a job with popular
00:16
mechanics?
00:17
>> Well, if you're going to work for
00:18
mechanics, those are the ones to work
00:19
for. [laughter]
00:20
>> Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for
00:23
anything here, okay? I cannot be a
00:24
waitress anymore. I mean it. Sick of the
00:26
lousy tips. Sick of being called excuse
00:28
me. [laughter]
00:31
>> Bridge, did you proofread these?
00:33
>> Uh, yeah. Why?
00:35
>> Uh, nothing. I'm sure they'll be
00:38
impressed with your excellent computer
00:40
skills.
00:41
>> Oh my god.
00:44
Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
00:46
>> Oh, no. I'm sure the Xerox machine
00:52
caught a few. If anything else opens up
00:53
please. Hello.
00:57
Hello.
01:00
Sorry. Ra.
01:17
Where were we? Oh, okay. Five card draw.
01:20
Uh, jacks are better. Nothing wild.
01:24
Everybody antie.
01:28
>> Look, mage, we don't have to do this.
01:29
>> Yes, we do.
01:32
>> All right. Check.
01:36
>> Check. I'm in for 50 cents.
01:38
>> Call.
01:41
>> I'm in.
01:42
I see your 50 cents and I raise you
01:44
$5.
01:50
I thought uh it was a 50 cent limit.
01:52
>> Well, I just lost a job and I'd like to
01:54
raise the bed five bucks. Does anybody
01:56
have a problem with that?
01:58
>> Phoebe Fatty.
02:00
>> Hey, Chandler. Why so fancy?
02:04
>> Well, I got a job interview. It's kind
02:05
of a big deal, too. It's a lot more
02:07
money. And I'd be doing data
02:09
reconfiguration and statistical
02:10
factoring.
02:11
>> Wait, I think I know someone who does
02:12
that.
02:13
>> Me? I do that.
02:14
[laughter]
02:16
>> So, seriously, do I do I look okay? I'm
02:17
a little nervous.
02:19
>> Oh, yeah. Hey, you really you look
02:20
great.
02:21
>> You know, just don't get your hopes up.
02:22
[laughter]
02:25
>> Why not?
02:26
>> Well, the interview.
02:27
>> What about it?
02:29
>> You know, you don't make a very good
02:30
first impression.
02:31
>> What?
02:34
>> Oh, you don't know? [laughter]
02:35
>> Are you serious?
02:38
>> Yes. Um, when I first met you, you were
02:39
like blah blah blah blah. I was like,
02:41
shh.
02:44
>> What is it that I do? Well, it's just
02:48
like you're trying too hard. Always
02:50
making jokes. You know, you just you
02:52
come off a little needy.
02:54
>> Did you like me when we first met?
02:57
>> Chandler, I'm not going to lie to you.
02:59
>> But I am going to run away from you.
03:02
>> Hey, you feeling better?
03:05
>> Yeah. I think that fifth shower actually
03:07
got the interview off me.
03:08
>> So, do you have any other possibilities?
03:11
>> Oh, yeah. Well, there is the possibility
03:13
that I won't make rent.
03:15
>> Well, if you want, I can lend you some
03:16
money. No, no, no. Cuz if I couldn't pay
03:18
you back right away, then I'd feel
03:21
guilty and tense every time I saw you.
03:22
>> Oh, okay. Well, then why don't you uh
03:24
why don't you borrow it from mom and
03:26
dad? You feel guilty and tense around
03:27
them already. You might as well make
03:29
some money off of them.
03:31
>> Can you see my nipples through this
03:38
shirt? [laughter]
03:40
>> No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're
03:43
still there.
03:46
Where are you going, Mr. Sudy man?
03:47
>> Well, I have an appointment to see Dr.
03:49
Robert Pilman, career counselor. Agogo.
03:52
>> I added the agogo.
03:56
>> Career counselor.
03:58
>> Hey, you guys all know what you want to
03:59
do.
04:01
>> I don't
04:03
>> Hey, you guys in the living room all
04:04
know what you want to do.
04:06
>> You know, you have goals. You have
04:08
dreams. I don't have a dream.
04:10
>> Uh, the lesserk known I don't have a
04:12
dream speech.
04:14
Oh, I love my life. I love my life. Oh,
04:17
Bryant song.
04:20
>> Meeting with that guy went great.
04:25
>> So great. He showed me where the
04:27
restaurant's going to be. It's It's this
04:29
cute little place on 10th Street. It's
04:30
not too big. It's not too small. It's
04:32
just right.
04:34
>> Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman
04:35
and some bears?
04:36
>> You know that girl you went to college
04:38
with who who became a movie director?
04:39
>> Oh, yeah. Dana Keystone. She was in my
04:41
movement class.
04:43
What's a movement class?
04:45
>> It's Chandler's way of pretending he
04:46
didn't take mime. [laughter]
04:48
>> Oh, well, listen. Anyway, she's
04:50
directing the new Al Pacino movie. You
04:52
got to get me an audition.
04:54
>> Oh, I don't know, man. I haven't talked
04:55
to her in like 10 years.
04:57
>> Oh, no. No. Please, please, Chandler. I
04:58
I would owe you so much.
04:59
>> You do owe me so much. [laughter]
05:01
>> You owe me 3,400.
05:03
>> Why are you changing the subject? What?
05:06
>> Will you make the call or what?
05:08
>> Okay, I'll I'll try.
05:10
>> All right. Thanks. You're the best. Now,
05:12
listen. The last day of auditions is
05:13
Thursday. Okay. So, I got to get in
05:14
there by Thursday. Okay. Just remember
05:16
Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember
05:18
Thursday? [laughter]
05:19
Yeah. So, Tuesday.
05:21
Thursday.
05:24
Look, if you need help remembering, just
05:26
think of it like this. The third day.
05:27
All right. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two
05:29
day. Wednesday. When? Huh? What day?
05:33
Thursday. [laughter] The third day.
05:36
Okay. Hey,
05:39
>> everybody, stop what you're doing. I
05:40
need envelope stuffers. any stamp
05:41
liquors?
05:43
>> Well, hey, who did these resumes for
05:43
you?
05:45
>> Me on my computer.
05:46
>> Well, you sure used a large font.
05:47
>> Uh, yeah. Well, uh, waitress at a coffee
05:49
house and, uh, cheer squad co- captain
05:52
only took up so much room. [laughter]
05:54
>> Hey, that's funny. You're funny,
05:58
Chandler. You're a funny guy. You know
06:00
what else is really funny?
06:02
>> Something else I might have said.
06:05
[laughter]
06:07
>> I don't know. I don't know. Weren't you
06:08
the guy that told me to quit my job when
06:10
I had absolutely nothing else to do?
06:12
[laughter]
06:14
>> Just me to calm down. It's going to be
06:18
okay.
06:19
>> No, it's not going to be okay, Ross.
06:20
Tomorrow is my last day and I don't have
06:22
a lead.
06:24
Okay, you know what? I'm just going to
06:26
I'm just going to call Gunther and I'm
06:27
going to tell him I'm not quitting.
06:29
>> Well, you you you don't want to give
06:30
into the fear.
06:32
>> You and your stupid fear. I hate your
06:33
fear. I would like to take you and your
06:36
fear.
06:38
>> Hey, I got great news.
06:39
>> Run, Joey. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.
06:42
>> TULSA, I am taking you for a great
06:44
dinner at Slim Pickins.
06:45
>> So cheesy. [laughter]
06:49
Whole hog.
06:52
It's going to be tough to keep kosher in
06:55
Tulsa.
06:56
[laughter]
06:59
>> Hi, Nancy. Hi, it's Monica Geller. I'm
07:03
good. Listen, I'm I'm looking for a job
07:06
in Tulsa.
07:09
Yeah. Well, my husband's been relocated
07:11
because I love him. [laughter]
07:15
No, no, I I don't I don't want a job in
07:18
New York. Ju's looking. Oh my god.
07:20
He asked for me personally. Oh my god.
07:24
[laughter]
07:28
Oh wow. This is really really
07:28
flattering. But um I'm I'm moving to
07:31
Tulsa. Yeah. So, just if you would tell
07:34
Ja Vu. Um, I'll take it.
07:37
>> Oh, good. You're here. Okay.
07:40
>> Hi. What you got there? Oh, this. Well,
07:43
I'm glad you asked.
07:46
Now, don't you hate it when you have to
07:51
cut a tin can with an ordinary steak
07:53
knife? [laughter]
07:55
>> Now, I know what you're thinking.
08:00
>> Pregnant woman slays four.
08:02
>> [laughter]
08:04
>> Evie, they didn't make you pay for those
08:06
knives, did they?
08:07
>> No.
08:08
>> Are you sure?
08:09
>> No.
08:10
[laughter]
08:12
>> Honey, you're not going to make enough
08:12
money to help Frank and Alice just by
08:13
selling knives.
08:15
>> No. No. I know that, but I'm just need
08:16
to make enough money for the second part
08:18
of my plan.
08:19
>> What's the second part of your plan?
08:20
>> My Saturn dealership.
08:21
>> Hey, Mr. Costick. How's life on the 15th
08:23
floor?
08:26
>> Yeah, I miss you, too. Yeah, it's a lot
08:28
less satisfying to steal pens from your
08:30
own home, you know.
08:32
Well, that's very generous. Uh, but
08:36
look, this isn't about the money, you
08:38
know? It's just I need something that's
08:40
more than a job. I need something I
08:41
really care about.
08:43
And that's on top of the year- end bonus
08:45
structure you mentioned earlier.
08:47
>> Look, Al, I'm not playing hard ball
08:50
here, okay? This is not a negotiation.
08:53
This is This is a rejection.
08:55
No, no, no. Stop saying stop saying
08:58
numbers. I'm telling you, YOU'VE GOT THE
09:00
WRONG GUY. YOU'VE GOT THE wrong guy.
09:01
I'll see you Monday,
09:04
>> man.
09:09
>> What the hell just happened?
09:10
>> I am so so sorry. I was going to do it
09:11
really. But then I was standing there
09:14
with $327 in one hand and $238 in the
09:16
other hand. And I was thinking, "Wow,
09:20
it's been a long time since I had
09:22
$327 plus $238."
09:26
>> Joey, we had a deal. Well, that that's
09:30
why you're here. I've got to fire you
09:31
>> and I got to pay rent.
09:33
>> Look, how how about this? You don't fire
09:37
me. Instead, I stay here. I gain their
09:40
trust and then they'll start listening
09:43
to all the nice things I've been saying
09:44
about you.
09:46
>> Kind of things you've been saying.
09:48
>> Well, nothing yet. They really hate you,
09:50
and I want to fit in.
09:51
>> Oh my god, that's my boss. You have to
09:52
seat us somewhere else.
09:54
>> I'm sorry. That's always Mr. Campbell's
09:55
table.
09:58
>> But, but my boss cannot see me. I'm
09:58
interviewing for another job.
10:00
>> Rachel,
10:03
>> I'm on a date.
10:05
>> That's great.
10:08
>> Yeah, it is. Dad, you know, it's tough.
10:10
Single mom career, you got to get out
10:12
there.
10:14
>> Well, you've got a good energy.
10:16
>> Rachel.
10:20
>> Yes. Hi,
10:21
>> James Campbell. Hi.
10:22
>> Hi.
10:22
>> Excuse us,
10:23
>> please.
10:24
>> Okay.
10:25
Oh, well, he's cute.
10:26
>> So,
10:31
your resume is quite impressive.
10:33
>> My resume?
10:37
I wouldn't I wouldn't call my my online
10:40
dating profile a resume. [laughter]
10:42
>> Dating profile? No, I'm I'm talking
10:45
about the work resume. [screaming]
10:47
>> Whatever happened to just singing for no
10:52
reason?
10:54
>> [laughter]
10:56
>> Maybe people found it weird.
10:57
[laughter]
11:00
>> So,
11:02
why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
11:04
>> What? I I don't
11:06
>> You don't?
11:08
>> No, I I love I love it there.
11:09
>> Well, if you don't want to leave, why
11:10
are we having this lunch?
11:12
>> What?
11:17
>> You go, boss.
11:21
>> Hey, how'd the interview go? It's not
11:23
good.
11:26
>> You know, I always feel that way after
11:26
an interview. I'll bet it went better
11:28
than you think.
11:29
>> Well, I didn't get the job at Gucci and
11:31
I got fired from Ralph Lauren.
11:33
>> That is a bad interview. [laughter]
11:36
>> What are you What are you talking about?
11:38
How'd this happen?
11:40
>> Well, my boss was at the same restaurant
11:41
where I was having my interview and he
11:44
heard everything. So, later he calls me
11:45
into his office and he tells me that
11:48
he's going to have to let me go because
11:49
I'm not a team player. And I say, "Wait
11:51
a minute. No, yes, I am." And then I had
11:53
to sit there for 45 minutes while he
11:55
proved that that in fact was true.
11:58
[laughter]
12:03
>> Oh god, I'm so sorry.
12:03
>> Hey, what
12:07
what's this? [laughter] It's a It's a
12:09
bottle of champagne. Why is this here,
12:12
>> Ross?
12:15
>> I guess it's here because I got tenure.
12:16
>> Congratulations.
12:19
>> Congratulations. This is the single
12:19
greatest day of my professional career.
12:22
Gunther, six classes.
12:24
>> Six? You want me to join you?
12:26
>> Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is
12:28
good. [laughter]
12:30
I'm going to have a lugie in my coffee
12:34
tomorrow. [laughter]
12:36
>> Ooh, Israeli champagne.
12:38
And it's vanilla. [laughter]
12:41
>> I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery.
12:44
>> Hey, Rich. So, uh, how did your thing
12:47
go? Oh, it's good. Yeah, but I'm not
12:49
going to hear about that for a couple of
12:51
days.
12:53
>> Oh, you know what? You're going to get
12:53
it. I I I I can feel it.
12:54
>> Can you? [laughter]
12:56
>> Well, everybody, here's to Ross.
12:59
>> And And to years of hard work finally
13:01
paying off.
13:05
>> And to knowing that your career doesn't
13:06
mean everything,
13:08
>> but also knowing it means a lot.
13:10
[laughter]
13:13
>> But more importantly, to full
13:14
well-rounded lives
13:16
>> that center around work. two.
13:17
[laughter]
13:21
>> You know what the best part about this
13:25
is? I can never be fired.
13:27
>> Oh god.
13:29
>> No, seriously. I have job security for
13:29
life. You know, I I never have to worry.
13:32
Oh. Oh, look at look how happy you are
13:35
for me.
13:38
>> Oh, it's not that. I got fired today and
13:41
I didn't get the other job.
13:45
Ra, I'm so sorry.
13:50
>> Oh,
13:52
>> great. I feel like an idiot.
13:54
>> No, it's okay. You didn't know.
13:55
>> Oh, [snorts]
13:57
little heads up would have been nice.
13:59
Joey
14:01
got you the Joey special. Two pizzas.
14:03
Joe.
14:08
Hello. Damn it. [laughter]
14:11
Hello.
14:16
No, Joey's not here right now, but I can
14:17
take a message. I think [laughter]
14:19
>> he's still got a chance for the part.
14:22
Oh, that's great news. Well, no,
14:24
obviously not for the actor who was
14:26
mauled by his dog.
14:28
Oh, well, that's great. I will give Joey
14:30
the message. Thank you. Yes.
14:32
Okay.
14:36
Mac
14:38
audition
14:40
at two.
14:42
Allergy
14:46
actor
14:48
attacked
14:50
by dog.
14:57
Not
14:59
flowers. [laughter]
15:01
>> Hey,
15:11
>> please tell me you got the message.
15:12
>> What message? The actor playing Mac
15:14
couldn't do it. They needed to see you
15:16
at 2:00.
15:17
>> What? IT'S 6:00.
15:19
>> I WROTE I WROTE IT ON THE BOARD. I WROTE
15:21
IT ON THE BOARD AND THEN I WENT ALL OVER
15:24
NEW YORK CITY LOOKING FOR YOU. I went to
15:25
Ross's. I went to the coffee house. I
15:27
WENT TO ANY PLACE THAT THEY MAKE
15:28
SANDWICHES.
15:30
>> I can't believe this, Chandler. I'm
15:32
sorry. I I I don't know what to say.
15:34
>> Well, you you might say,
15:36
"Congratulations.
15:39
I saw the board. I went TO THE AUDITION.
15:41
I GOT THE PART.
15:42
>> [laughter]
15:44
>> IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY? I was
15:45
really worried over here.
15:47
>> Oh, well,
15:48
>> you know, sometimes that fake out thing
15:49
is just mean.
15:50
>> Oh, wow. Okay, man. I'm sorry. I did not
15:51
mean to make you feel bad.
15:53
>> Well, that's good because you didn't.
15:55
And I'm incredibly happy for you.
15:57
>> That's mean. [laughter]
16:01
You really had me going there. Oh,
16:04
>> we could do this all day.
16:05
>> Yeah, you're right.
16:07
>> I have something you can do. I have this
16:08
new massage client, Steve.
16:11
Anyway, um he's opening up a restaurant
16:14
and he's looking for a head chef.
16:17
>> Um hi there.
16:21
>> Hi. Oh, yeah. No, I know you're a chef.
16:24
I know. And I thought of you first, but
16:27
um Chandler's the one who needs a job
16:28
right now. So,
16:30
>> yeah. I just don't have a lot of chefing
16:34
experience [laughter] unless it's an all
16:35
toast restaurant.
16:38
>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, what kind of food is
16:40
he looking for?
16:42
>> Well, he wants to do something eclectic.
16:43
So, he's looking for someone who can,
16:45
you know, create the entire menu.
16:47
>> Oh my god.
16:49
>> Yeah, I know. So, what do you think?
16:50
>> Thanks, Feeb. I just don't really see
16:54
myself in a big white hat.
16:56
>> Okay.
16:57
>> Oh, Monica, guess what?
17:00
>> The airport, huh? You know, that's over
17:03
30 miles. That's going to cost you about
17:05
so bucks. Excuse me. That's $50 bucks.
17:08
>> What? $50.
17:13
>> Oh, you know what it is? It's smudgy cuz
17:16
they're fax pages. Now, when I was on
17:20
Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Remor,
17:22
they'd send over the whole script on
17:25
real paper and everything.
17:27
>> That's great. And and and just so you
17:29
know, if you wanted to expand this
17:32
scene, like like have the cab crash or
17:34
something, I could attend to the victims
17:36
cuz I have a background in medical
17:37
acting.
17:39
>> Okay, listen. Thanks for coming in.
17:41
>> No, no. Uh don't thank me for coming in.
17:43
Uh at least let me finish.
17:45
>> Uh we could take the expressway, but uh
17:50
this time of day you're better off
17:54
taking the budge.
17:55
[laughter]
17:58
You were going for the word bridge
18:00
there, weren't you?
18:01
>> I'll have a good day.
18:04
>> I got a job in advertising.
18:05
>> Honey, that's incredible. Gosh, what's
18:08
the pay like?
18:11
>> Oh, come on, people.
18:15
Come on now. If I don't know who makes
18:17
the most, how do I know who I like the
18:19
most? Hi, Joey.
18:21
>> Well, actually, it pays nothing. It's an
18:24
internship.
18:26
>> Oh, that's cool. We have interns at Days
18:26
of Our Lives,
18:28
>> right? So, it'll be the same except less
18:29
sex with you.
18:31
>> So, uh, what kind of stuff do you think
18:33
they'll have you do there?
18:35
>> Well, it's a training program, but at
18:36
the end they hire the people they like.
18:37
>> That's great.
18:40
>> Yeah. I mean, there's probably going to
18:41
be some grunt work, which will probably
18:42
stink. You know, grown man getting
18:43
people coffee is a little humiliating.
18:45
Humiliating and noble.
18:49
>> Thank you.
18:53
You know, if if I didn't already have a
18:56
job, I I think I would have been really
18:58
good in advertising.
19:00
>> Ross, you did not come up with Got Milk.
19:01
>> Yes, I did. I did.
19:04
>> I should have written it down.
19:08
>> Hey, Joe. [music] What's up?
19:10
>> Bad news. I watched the tape and passed
19:12
along to my bosses and they weren't
19:14
interested.
19:16
>> Oh,
19:17
sorry, man.
19:19
But uh you watched the tape?
19:23
>> Yeah, I I I I liked it.
19:25
>> But uh my bosses didn't go for it.
19:28
Stupid sons of [laughter]
19:31
>> You didn't watch the tape.
19:38
>> What? Of course I did.
19:41
>> Look, it's one thing not to cast me, but
19:42
to lie to me.
19:45
>> I'm not lying to you. I watched it.
19:46
>> Well, you lied again.
19:48
>> I watched it. Keep going, Pinocchio.
19:49
[laughter]
19:52
>> I DID.
19:54
>> NO, YOU DIDN'T.
19:55
>> I'M TELLING YOU, I WATCHED THE TAPE.
19:56
>> Did you watch the tape?
20:00
>> No. [laughter]
20:01
Can't believe [music] Joey, I hate being
20:07
called a liar.
20:09
>> But you are a liar.
20:11
>> What did I just say? [laughter]
20:13
>> You still here? Yes. And I have to say I
20:17
am not just hurt, I am insulted when I
20:19
tell somebody I did something.
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>> Okay, hold on. Let me just stop you
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right there. Okay, first you lied,
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right? Then you lied about lying. Okay,
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then you lied about lying about lying.
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Okay, so before you lie about lying
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about lying about lying about lying,
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[laughter]
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stop lying.
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Why are you so sure I didn't watch this
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tape? You want to know why? You want to
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know why?
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>> Well, this is going well.
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[laughter]
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>> Here's how I know you didn't watch the
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tape, okay? If you had seen what was on
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this tape, believe me, you would have
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some comments. All right. Now, remember,
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I got paid a lot of money for this, and
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it only aired in Japan.
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Ichibon.
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[music]
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Ichibon. Lipstick for men.
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>> [music]
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>> Ichiban lipstick for men. Sai [laughter]
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and that's how I know you didn't watch
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the tape.
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>> He really is a chameleon.
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>> Guess what?
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>> You got a job?
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>> Are you kidding? I'M TRAINED FOR
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NOTHING.
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>> [laughter]
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>> I WAS laughed at 12 interviews today.
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>> And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.
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>> Well, you would be too if you found Joan
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and David boots on sale, 50% off.
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>> Oh, how well you know me. [laughter]
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>> They're my new I don't need a job. I
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don't need my parents. I've got great
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boots. Boots.
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>> How'd you pay for them?
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>> Uh, credit card. And who pays for that?
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>> Um, my father.
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>> [laughter]
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>> COME ON. YOU CAN'T LIVE off your parents
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your whole life.
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>> I know that. That's why I was getting
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married.
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>> Give her a break. It's hard being on
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your own for the first time.
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>> Thank you. You're welcome. I remember
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when I first came to this city, I was
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14. My mom had just killed herself and
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my stepdad was back in prison. And I got
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here and I didn't know anybody. And I
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ended up living with this albino guy who
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was like cleaning windshields outside
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Port Authority. And then he killed
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himself.
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And then I found aromatherapy. So
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believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
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>> The word you're looking for is
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anyway.
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[laughter]
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All right. You ready?
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>> I don't think so. Oh, come on. Cut, cut,
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cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut,
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cut, cut, cut, CUT.
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[cheering]
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>> HEY, [applause]
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welcome to the real world. It sucks.
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You're going to love it.
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>> I can't believe what I'm hearing here.
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>> Can't believe what I'm hearing here.
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>> What? I said you had
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>> But I said you had
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>> Would you stop?
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>> Oh, was I doing it again?
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>> Yes. Would anybody like more coffee?
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>> Did you make it or are you just serving
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it?
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>> I'm just serving it.
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>> Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.
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>> Kids, new dream. I'm in Las Vegas. I'm
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Liza Minnelli.
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[music]
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Key Vocabulary
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resume /rɪˈzjuːm/ B2 |
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mechanics /mɪˈkænɪks/ B1 |
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waitress /ˈweɪtrɪs/ A2 |
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lousy /ˈlaʊzi/ B1 |
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impressed /ɪmˈprɛst/ B1 |
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skills /skɪlz/ A2 |
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caught /kɔːt/ A2 |
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interview /ˈɪntərvjuː/ B1 |
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statistical /ˌstætɪˈstɪkəl/ C1 |
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factoring /ˈfæktərɪŋ/ C1 |
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nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ A2 |
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impression /ɪmˈprɛʃən/ B1 |
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needy /ˈniːdi/ B2 |
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security /sɪˈkjʊərɪti/ B1 |
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tenure /ˈtɛnjʊər/ C1 |
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eclectic /ɪˈklɛktɪk/ C1 |
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Key Grammar Structures
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>> Do you really want a job with popular mechanics?
➔ Tag Question
➔ The phrase 'do you really' is a tag question used to seek confirmation or emphasize the question. It transforms a statement into a question by adding 'do/does/did' + subject at the end.
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>> Well, if you're going to work for mechanics, those are the ones to work for.
➔ First Conditional
➔ The sentence uses the first conditional ('if + present simple, will + base verb') to express a likely future outcome. “If you’re going to work” is the ‘if’ clause, and “those are the ones to work for” is the main clause.
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>> Hey, look, you guys, I'm going for anything here, okay?
➔ Present Continuous for Future Arrangement
➔ The phrase 'I'm going for anything' uses the present continuous ('am/is/are + -ing verb') to indicate a planned future action. It means the speaker is actively seeking any job opportunity.
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>> Bridge, did you proofread these?
➔ Past Simple vs. Present Perfect
➔ The use of 'did' indicates a completed action in the past (asking if the proofreading was done). It's a simple question about a past event.
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