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I think he's right. You guys hang out at

the coffee house way too much.

[Music]

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la.

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No, no, no, no. We're done. We're done.

>> What can I do for you, my dear?

>> Oh, okay. I don't know how to say this,

but um I think when your wife's spirit

left her body, it um kind of stuck

around in me.

>> You're saying my wife is in you?

>> Yeah. Okay. You don't have to believe

me, but um can you think of any

unfinished business she might have had?

like any reason she'd be hanging around?

>> Well, I don't know what to tell you,

dear. The only thing I could think of is

that she always used to say that before

she died, she wanted to see everything.

>> Everything?

>> Everything.

>> Whoa, that's a lot of stuff.

>> Oh, wait. I I I remember she also said

she wanted to sleep with me one last

time.

[Applause]

I'm sorry. There's laughing in my head.

>> I got a job in advertising.

>> Honey, that's incredible. Gosh, what's

the pay like?

>> Oh, come on, people.

Come on now. If I don't know who makes

the most, how do I know who I like the

most? Hi, Joey.

>> Well, actually, it pays nothing. It's an

internship.

>> Oh, that's cool. We have interns at Days

of Our Lives,

>> right? So, it'll be the same except less

sex with you.

>> So, uh, what kind of stuff do you think

they'll have you do there?

>> Well, it's a training program, but at

the end they hire the people they like.

>> That's great.

>> Yeah. I mean, there's probably going to

be some grunt work, which will probably

stink. You know, grown man getting

people coffee is a little humiliating.

Humiliating and noble.

>> Thank you.

You know, if if I didn't already have a

job, I I think I would have been really

good in advertising.

>> Ross, you did not come up with Got Milk.

>> Yes, I did. I did.

>> I should have written it down.

>> Hi, you guys.

>> Hi.

>> Hey. What's the matter? Well, it's just

it's one of these situations that I just

hate. You know, a massage clinic gave me

three tickets to the helmet pelts

exhibit at the Morgan Chase Museum.

>> Now, you're thinking you got to sleep

with him.

No, no, it's just that he gave me three

tickets and there are six of us.

>> I'll give up my ticket. Me, too.

>> Okay, that's so generous.

>> And I think Ross is generous, too.

>> Great. Okay, then it's just us girls.

Great.

>> Yeah.

>> So, what what is the exhibit?

>> It's mostly just photographs of um

lesbian love scenes interspersed with

video games and free sandwiches.

Oh man.

>> Hey.

>> Hi there.

>> Hey Ross. Listen. Chandler got you out

of going to the lesbian sandwich museum

this weekend.

>> Okay. Chandler man, there's only one

banana nut muffin left.

>> Oh, well order mine first.

>> Yeah, but I'm I'm so much faster.

>> Give it to me.

>> No.

>> Give it to me.

Okay, you can have it.

>> There you go. Enjoy your coffee.

>> That was there when I got here.

>> Hey, you guys, you will never guess

who's coming to New York.

>> Quick, Phoebe, tell us before you can

swallow.

>> Okay, Ryan, that guy I went out with,

who's in the Navy?

You went out with a guy in the Navy?

>> Yeah, I met him when I was um playing

guitar in Washington Square Park. Ryan

threw in saltwater taffy because he

didn't have any change.

>> Hey, is that when you wrote saltwater

taffy man?

>> No.

>> No, he is my submarine guy. He

resurfaces like every couple years and

we have the most amazing three days

together. Only this time he's coming for

two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means

yay.

So, wait. This guy goes down for like

two years at a time.

>> That'll teach you to lick my muffin.

>> All right.

>> Oh no. What happened?

>> I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the

chickenpox.

>> You're kidding.

>> Yeah. So, if you haven't already had it,

chances are you're going to get it.

>> Well, I've had it.

>> Yeah, I've had it.

>> Had it?

>> Had it?

>> I haven't ever had it. I feel so left

out. Oh, look.

>> Sticky shoe.

My sticky sticky shoe.

Why you stick on me, baby?

>> Thanks for the lights, honey.

[Applause]

>> Cold makes you sound so brave.

God, I love how sexy I am.

Every year Ross makes a toast and it's

always really moving and always makes

them cry. Well, this year I'm going to

make them cry.

>> And you you wonder why Ross was their

favorite?

>> No, really. Anytime Ross makes a toast,

everyone cries and hugs him and pats him

on the back and they all come up to me

and say, "God, your brother." You know

what they're going to say this year?

God, you

>> Well, I can promise you at least one

person will be crying. You know, I'm an

actor and any actor worth his salt can

cry on Q.

>> Really? Can do that?

>> Oh, you kidding me? Watch.

>> I can't do it with you guys watching me.

>> I did it.

I finished it. I did it all by myself.

And there's nobody to hug.

>> Hey. Hey, you guys. I finished the

crossroad all by myself. Hug me.

>> Yay.

>> Congratulations.

>> Thank you.

>> Hey, how'd the catering go?

>> Oh, it was great. The widow wouldn't

pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she

did. Yeah, I'm a hard ass

>> and I'm a wuss

and we should be partners.

>> Yeah, hard ass and wuss. We could fight

crime.

>> Wait a minute, Phoebe.

We should be partners.

We should be catering partners. I mean,

think about it. You're not working right

now and we have such a great time

together.

>> Okay, I can cook and you can take care

of the money.

>> Yeah. Oh, it'll be like I have a wife in

the 50s.

>> Oh my gosh. Listen, you want anything to

drink cuz I'm heading up there.

>> Uh, yeah. I'll take a coffee. Thanks,

man. Sure.

>> Coffee? No.

>> Coffee? Cuz I'm going up there.

>> Oh, no. Thank you.

>> Do you guys need anything? Cuz I'm

heading up there.

>> I'd love a ice water.

>> You got it.

>> Joey, what are you doing?

>> Just being friendly.

>> Joey, honey, I don't think you're

supposed to go back there.

>> No, no, it's okay. Right, Gunther?

Don't wink at me.

>> Put on your apron.

>> Okay.

Don't see you asking any other paying

customers to put on aprons.

>> Joey, do you work here?

>> No.

>> Waiter.

>> Yeah.

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>> Joey, what's going on? Why didn't you

tell us you work here?

That's kind of embarrassing, you know. I

mean, I was an actor. Now I'm a waiter

supposed to go in the other direction.

>> So's your apron. You're wearing it like

a cape.

>> I mean, the job's easy and the money's

good, you know? And I guess if I'm going

to be hanging out here anyway, I might

as well get paid for it, right? Just

feel kind of weird serving you guys, you

know?

>> Joey, come on. I did it and it was fine.

>> Yeah. Why would it be weird? Hey, Joey.

Uh, can I get some coffee?

>> Okay, I guess it doesn't seem that

weird.

>> Seriously, I I asked you before. You

still haven't gotten it.

>> Now it's weird again.

>> I think it's great that you work here.

You're going to make a lot of money. And

here is your first tip.

Don't eat yellow snow.

215 coffee house. You know what? Enough.

Enough talking. I I have to get moving.

Hey, check out those two blondes over

there. Hey, come with me. Are you trying

to get everybody divorced?

Come on. You don't have to do anything.

It'll just be easier if it's the two of

us, like college. Remember, first you uh

break the ice with some kind of a joke

so they know you're the funny one. Then

I swoop in with some interesting

conversation so they'll see that I'm the

brilliant, brooding, sexy one.

I thought I got to make the jokes.

>> Don't you have to be at work?

>> Oh, come on.

>> Uh hello. Hi. Uh my name's Chandler. Uh

this is my friend Ross right here.

>> Hi.

>> And uh we were wondering uh you know if

you're up for it, we only need six more

people for a human pyramid.

Swoop. Swoop.

Uh, so, um, oh, hey, I I noticed you're

reading the paper. Uh,

another flood in Europe, huh?

Um, here's a question.

Would you would you rather drown or be

burned alive?

>> Sorry, we're just leaving. Okay,

>> we still got it.

[Music]

>> Hi. I uh I couldn't help but notice uh

but that's that's an unusual necklace.

>> You already hit on me an hour ago,

>> right? So, that's a firm no.

[Laughter]

I don't believe this. I just keep

striking out. I don't get it either.

I mean, you're obviously desperate.

You're asking women how they want to be

killed.

>> Well, this is great. Rachel's going to

keep kissing guys until she finds the

one she wants, and I'm I'm going to die

alone. by drowning or

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Oh, where is he? Where's Richard?

Did you ditch him?

>> Yeah, right after we stole his lunch

money and gave him a wedgie.

>> What's the matter with you? He's parking

the car.

>> Don't you guys have fun?

>> Your boyfriend is so cool.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. He let us drive his Jaguar. Joey

for 12 bucks, me for 15.

>> Wow.

He must like you the best.

Oh, what about that thing he did when he

tipped the guy who showed us to our

seats? He never even saw the money. It

was like this. Hey, Chandler, thanks for

showing us to our seats.

>> You're welcome. Hey, Joey, thanks for

parking the car. No problem.

>> Hey, Chandler.

>> I think they get it.

>> Okay,

>> there's the man.

>> Hey.

Hey.

>> You're getting better.

>> I'm going to keep this, by the way.

He kept my dollar.

>> Everybody, uh, Central Perk is proud to

present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffet.

[Music]

[Applause]

>> Thanks. Hi. Um, I want to start with a

song that's about that moment when you

suddenly realize what life is really all

about. Okay, here we go.

[Music]

Okay. Thank you very much.

>> You have to read this book. It's called

Be Your Own Windeper. It's about how

women need to become more empowered.

Yeah. And Oh, and but there's there's

wind.

And the wind can make us goddesses. But

do you know who takes our wind? Men.

They just take it.

>> Men just take our wind.

>> Yeah. All the time. cuz they are the

lightning bearers.

>> Wow.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, that sounds kind of cool. It's

kind of like The Hobbit.

>> It is nothing like The Hobbit.

>> It's like reading about every

relationship I've ever had, except for

Richard.

>> Oh, yes. No. Richard would never steal

your wind.

>> No. No. Cuz he's yummy.

>> Yes.

But all the other ones.

>> Oh, yes. Oh, and the part about how

they're always like drinking from our

pool of inner power, but god forbid we

should take a sip.

>> Anybody want a crower?

>> Okay, this is a typical lightning bearer

thing right there. It's like, um, hello.

Who wants one of my phallicshaped man

cakes?

>> Ra, she wants you.

>> She barely knows me. We just live in the

same building.

>> Any contact? Uh,

>> she lent me an egg once.

>> You're in.

>> Oh, right.

Hey, Ross. Hey.

>> Come on, Ross. You got to get back in

the game here, okay? The Rachel thing is

not happening. Your ex-wife's a lesbian.

I don't think we need a third.

Excuse me. Can we get an egg over here?

Still in the show? Thanks.

>> An egg?

>> Yeah. You're going to go up to her and

say, "Here's your egg back. I'm

returning your egg.

I think it's winning.

>> Come on. I think it's insane.

>> She'll love it.

>> Thank you. Thank you. Here.

>> Go with the egg, my friend.

Go, go, go.

>> Think it'll work?

>> No way. It's suicide. The man's got an

egg.

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>> We're going to find love. Definitely.

>> Yeah, I'm pretty confident about that.

That's what makes it so easy for me to

be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler.

It'd be nice to have a little guarantee,

though.

>> What do you mean?

>> Well, you know, some people make deals

with a friend. Like, if neither of them

are married by the time they're 40, they

marry each other.

>> You mean a backup?

>> Yeah, exactly.

>> Yeah. Yeah, I've got that.

>> You do?

>> Mhm.

>> Who? Joey? Joey?

>> Yeah. Are you serious?

>> Yeah, I locked him in years ago.

[Applause]

>> Wait, so if neither of you were married

by the time you're 40, you're going to

marry Joey?

>> Yeah, we shook on it.

>> Yeah,

>> but believe me, that is not how he

wanted to seal the deal.

>> Oh, seriously?

>> Oh, yeah. I think his exact words were

>> charming.

He's just a backup.

>> All right. Okay.

>> So, we're having fun, right? We don't

need that wizard guy. We'll hit a couple

of clubs, talk to some strangers, and uh

after this, we'll go down to the docks

and see about that boat thing.

>> I'm kind of beat,

>> actually.

Me, too.

You serious?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Thank God I'm exhausted.

>> So, you guys want coffees?

>> Yeah, but uh I don't want to be up too

late, so I'll have a decaf.

>> Yeah, me too.

>> Actually, can I get some hot water with

a little lemon?

Hey, I strain my voice screaming in

there. Does it have to be so loud?

>> I can't hear a word you're saying. My

ears are ringing so bad.

>> I'm glad I brought that extra pair of

socks. You know, I used them as mittens.

I didn't want to touch a thing in that

last play.

How sad are we?

I know.

You know what? We're not sad. We're not

sad. We're just not 21 anymore. You

know, I'm 29 years old, damn it. And I

want to sit in a comfortable chair and

watch television and go to sleep at a

reasonable hour.

>> Yeah.

>> And I like to hang out in a quiet place

where I could talk to my friends.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> And so what if I like to go home, throw

on some Kenny G, and take a bath?

>> We're 29. We're not women.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. Wow. It is true what they say.

Pregnant bellies look like a drum.

>> Uh-huh. No, it's just I'm so pregnant

that I my guitar doesn't fit anymore. So

I thought till I'm not I'm just going to

play all my songs on this drum. It

sounds really cool. Listen,

>> cating

[Music]

you.

[Music]

>> Oh, Fee, that sounds great.

>> I know. I know. And I've only been

playing for like an hour.

>> Oh, thanks for the coffee. or uh

the coffee

that is happy.

>> Yeah, we're done.

>> Hazel,

as

Hey, Ross, listen. You want to go see

that new uh IMAX movie on Tide Pools?

>> Really?

>> No.

But I got Nick's tickets for you, me,

and Chandler.

>> Huh? Sweet.

>> All right. Well, finish your coffee.

Let's go.

>> Okay. I I just have to stop by my place

first

>> to take the game. You do this every

time, Ross. You're not going to be on

TV.

>> Asil.

Hey, Gunther. You're an Asel?

>> Yeah, I have sex. Met Azos.

>> Seems like all of a sudden so much is

happening. I know. Ross is getting

married. Phoebe's making people.

>> Everybody's doing stuff.

>> Yeah, we just sit here. I mean, if I

died, the only way people would even

know that I was here would be by the

aspirant on this chair.

Look, we have to do something. Okay.

Something huge.

We could climb Mount Everest.

No, no, not something stupid. Something

huge. No, no, no, no, no. I saw an ad

for this video. People climb that thing

every day. We could totally do that.

>> Why not? I mean, it's just it's just

climbing.

It's just it's just steep.

>> We're going to Everest. Okay. It'd be

nice to leave an aspirin on Everest.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> What's up?

>> We're going to climb Mount Everest.

>> Yeah, baby.

>> Really?

>> I looked into that. Yeah, but I mean it

costs like $60,000 and you know you

could die and and you would die.

We could get that Everest video though.

>> Yeah, we could do that without, you

know, risking our lives at all.

>> And while we're down at the video store,

you know what else? We could rent Die

Hard.

But

>> you know what? I just remembered that

Everest thing is only available through

mail order.

>> Oh well.

>> So, you guys will stay here and hang out

with me?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> But I'll tell you something. One of

these days we're going to get off our

butts and rent Die Hard again.

>> Yeah, we are.

>> Oh god, Ross. Okay, if you care about me

at all, you'll get the pie out of the

man's hood.

>> Get the what?

>> There's a pie in the hood. Pie in the

hood. Go.

>> What are you doing?

>> I'm sorry. My pie was was in your hood.

Now I just have to get the coffee out of

that guy's pants and I'll be back in the

hospital by 7.

[Applause]

>> This is nice.

>> I know.

>> You need both hands for that?

>> Yeah, I kind of do.

>> Well, how's this?

[Applause]

Oh, look at you two holding hands. Huh?

Is this getting serious?

>> I I you know.

>> Have you not talked about it yet?

>> Am I making you uncomfortable?

If you were bigger, you'd hit me, huh?

>> Sorry. I'm sorry. It's obviously way too

early for us to be having that

conversation.

>> Is it?

>> Maybe not. Is it?

>> Hey, when I got divorced, I I didn't

think I'd feel this way about someone

for a really long time.

>> Then again, I didn't think I'd meet

someone like you. And this may be crazy

soon, but I want you to have this.

No, not that's gum. Anyway,

five bucks. I love it when that happens.

You know, it's like you don't know there

keeps digging.

>> Oh, sorry.

>> Oh, it's a key. To be honest, I think

I'd prefer the $5.

>> It's to my apartment.

>> Oh, wow.

Big step for Phoebe and Mike.

>> Yeah. Look, and I don't want you to feel

like you have to give me your key just

because I want to.

>> Oh, thank God.

>> Yeah.

>> Wow. I'm starting to think I'd never

meet someone that, you know, I wanted to

do this with.

Here you go.

>> This is cool, huh? It

>> really is.

>> Oh, I know it. It is amazing. These

little things open doors.

>> Both finished our vows.

>> Oh,

>> can we read them? Yeah, just as long as

I don't hear Taylor's and he doesn't

hear mine. Okay.

>> Oh. Oh.

>> Oh, that's beautiful.

>> Funny one. That's a good one.

>> Monica, will you marry me?

>> What? I don't get it. Oh, yeah.

Oh man, this is hilarious.

>> Chandler.

>> Don't worry, honey. We'll make yours

funnier.

>> Excited. I just set Rachel up with the

worst guy tonight.

>> All right. Who is he?

>> Well, it's this guy I used to massage.

And by massage, I mean hold down so he

wouldn't turn over and flash me.

>> Okay. Okay. Wait. Do you hear who I got

for Ross?

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Okay. She's this really boring woman.

She's a teacher.

a teacher.

>> Yeah. Yeah. She's really into history

and form and movies. Oh. Oh, and she

loves puzzles. Huh?

>> Come on. Who loves puzzles?

>> Well, Ross does.

But you you you're ruining the plan,

Joey. You You You fixed him up with his

perfect woman.

>> Oh my god. You're right.

>> She even reads for pleasure.

>> Chandler's coming and he says he has

like this incredible news. So when he

gets here, let's all act like, you know.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Okay, never mind. But it was gonna be

really good.

>> What's going on?

>> What do you think?

>> So it's a typical day at work. Come in

putting my numbers and big Al calls me

into his office and tells me he wants to

make me processing supervisor.

>> That is congratulations.

>> So I quit.

>> Why? Why?

>> Why? This was supposed to be a temp job.

>> Yeah. Chandler, you've been there for 5

years.

If I took this promotion, it would be

like admitting that this is what I

actually do.

>> So, was it a lot more money? It

>> doesn't matter. I just don't want to be

one of those guys that's in his office

until 12:00 at night worrying about the

wenus.

>> The the wenus

>> weekly estimated net usage systems. It's

a processing term.

>> Oh, that wenus.

>> I have something you can do. I have this

new massage client, Steve.

Anyway, um he's opening up a restaurant

and he's looking for a head chef.

>> Um hi there.

>> Hi. Oh, yeah. No, I know you're a chef.

I know. And I thought of you first, but

um Chandler's the one who needs a job

right now. So,

>> yeah. I just don't have a lot of chefing

experience

unless it's an all toast restaurant.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, what kind of food is

he looking for?

>> Well, he wants to do something eclectic.

So, he's looking for someone who can,

you know, create the entire menu.

>> Oh my god.

>> Yeah, I know. So, what do you think?

>> Thanks, Steve. I just don't really see

myself in a big white hat.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, Monica, guess what?

>> I've got three of my five.

>> Three of your five what?

>> Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with.

Oh my god, you are giving us a lot of

thought.

>> Hey, it's hard. Okay, I only have two

spots left.

>> All right, who you got to narrow down

to?

>> Okay,

>> Elizabeth Hurley.

>> Very attractive.

>> Yeah,

>> forgiving.

Susan Sandon.

>> You know what? She's too political. She

probably wouldn't let you do it unless

you donated four cans of food first.

and Isabella Roselini,

>> very hot, very sexy, but uh

>> you know what? She's too international.

You know, she's never going to be

around.

>> So,

>> so you got to play the odds. Pick

somebody who's going to be in the

country like all the time.

>> Yeah, cuz that's why you won't get

Isabella Roselini. Geography.

>> Mike thing's interesting. I don't I

don't know what's going to happen with

Phoebe and David.

>> I do. Want a hint? Huh?

>> I do.

I do.

>> Okay. I'm sensing this is some kind of

word play because you are pink with

barely controlled glee.

>> David's going to propose to Phoebe.

>> What?

Why?

>> Because we were talking about ways that

he could beat Mike and I told him that

Phoebe wanted to get married.

>> Chandler, we have talked about this. You

are not supposed to give people advice.

Now, C, couldn't you have made some sort

of inappropriate joke?

>> I did. A penis one.

Just so I know, what was so wrong about

what I said?

>> They've only been going out for a few

weeks. Phoebe is completely hung up on

Mike. She'll say no. David's heart will

be broken. It'll be too hard for them to

recover from, and then Phoebe will end

up alone again.

>> Man, that's some bad advice.

>> Enough of this. All right, Gunther.

These guys are trying to take our seat.

>> Tell us these guys were here first.

>> Oh, sorry. Didn't realize.

>> There you go.

>> Thank you, Gunther.

>> We didn't want to have to go and do

that.

>> He told on us.

>> You told on us?

>> Well, pal, you didn't give me much of a

choice.

>> Don't play with this thing.

>> I know.

All right,

let's take this outside.

>> Let's Let's take this outside.

Who talks like that?

>> The guy who's about to kick your ass

talks like that?

>> You had to ask.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. Okay. Look. See, the thing is

we're we're not going to fight you guys.

>> Well, then here's the deal. You won't

have to so long as you never ever show

your faces in this coffee house ever

again.

>> 85.

>> What do you mean? Yesterday you said I

was too pretty to pay for stuff.

>> It's just I can't because my manager

said that I

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to

you. Happy birthday, dear Annie.

>> Amy.

>> Amy.

>> Happy birthday to you.

>> Hey. Hey, that's weird. Today's my

birthday, too.

>> Yeah. Not in here. It is.

>> Happy birthday to you.

>> You're paying for that.

>> No, no, no. It's her birthday.

>> You've sung happy birthday to 20

different women today. But it really

>> We're no longer authorized to distribute

birthday muffins.

>> Damn it.

>> Hey, Chandler.

>> Okay.

>> And your horoscope says, "On the 5th, a

special someone is going to give you a

gift."

>> Oh, well, thank you in advance.

>> Oh, but the 12th brings a lover's spat.

>> You were going to make a joke about my

special present.

Why would you do that?

>> Oh, wait. And on the 19th, a secret

crush announces itself.

>> Hey guys. Hey.

>> Oh my god. It's Joey Trivia of Mac and

Cheese.

>> Oh, that's right. It's your first day.

So, are you psyched to fight fake crime

with your robot sidekick?

>> Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV

series? I've dreamed about this for

years.

Why have I not been preparing?

>> No, Joey, you're going to be great.

>> But I got to act with a robot, thieves.

And and I don't know anything about

technology. I can't even use chainless

computers except to find porn.

And and that's only cuz it's right there

when you turn it on.

>> I think our lover's spat will start a

little early this month.

>> I'll be waiting.

>> This adoption stuff is so overwhelming.

There's intercountry adoption,

dependency adoption. There's so many

ways to go and this is like the biggest

decision of our lives.

>> There's a hair in my coffee.

>> Hey guys. Hey. Hey. Have you seen Frank

Jr.? Cuz he's meeting me here with the

triplets.

>> You know, it's funny. Every time you say

triplets, I immediately think of three

hot blonde 19-year-olds.

>> That's sweet. Drink your hair.

Hey, what's all this stuff? Are there

brochures from different adoption

agencies?

>> Oh, babies. Oh, this one is so cute. Get

this one.

>> That's not really how it works.

>> Oh, how does it work?

>> I don't know.

>> Well, if you're having a hard time, you

should talk to my friends Bill and

Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure

they'd help you. Thanks. That would be

great. Hey, honey. Wouldn't that be

great?

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Hey, it was this little naked guy.

>> Uh, that little naked guy would be me.

A

>> look at the little thing.

>> Yes.

>> Yeah, it's fine. That is my penis.

Can we be grown-ups now?

>> Who are those people?

>> Got me.

>> Oh, that's Nana right there in the

middle.

>> Yeah. Let's see. Me and the gang at Java

Joe's.

Wow, Monica, you look just like your

grandmother. How old was she there?

>> 1939.

>> Yeah. Uh, 24, 25,

>> huh? Looks like a fun gang.

>> Look, look, look, look, look. I got

Monica naked.

>> No, no, that would be me again.

I'm uh just trying something.

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
spirit /ˈspɪrɪt/ B1	noun - the non‑physical part of a person; soul or ghost
internship /ˈɪntɜːrˌʃɪp/ B2	noun - a period of work experience, especially for students, in a company or organization
humiliating /hjuːˈmɪlɪeɪtɪŋ/ B2	adjective - causing someone to feel shame or disgrace
brilliant /ˈbrɪljənt/ B2	adjective - exceptionally clever or talented; very bright
brooding /ˈbruːdɪŋ/ C1	adjective - deeply thoughtful, often in a moody or melancholic way
interspersed /ˌɪntərˈspɜːrst/ C1	verb (past participle used as adjective) - distributed at intervals among other things
advertising /ˈædvərtaɪzɪŋ/ B1	noun - the activity or profession of creating announcements to promote products, services or ideas
guarantee /ˌɡærənˈtiː/ B2	noun - a formal promise or assurance that certain conditions will be fulfilled
submarine /ˈsʌbməˌriːn/ B1	noun - a watercraft capable of operating underwater; also, a person who is secretive
puzzle /ˈpʌzəl/ B1	noun - a game, problem, or toy that requires thoughtful solving
crush /krʌʃ/ B1	noun - a strong but short‑lived feeling of love or attraction verb - to compress or press something until it breaks
ticket /ˈtɪkɪt/ B1	noun - a piece of paper or electronic record giving the holder permission to enter an event, travel, etc.
exhibit /ɪkˈzɪbɪt/ B2	noun - a public display of items, often in a museum or gallery verb - to show or display something publicly
aspirant /ˈæspɪrənt/ C1	noun - a person who is ambitiously seeking to achieve a particular goal, especially a career or position
exhausted /ɪɡˈzɔːstɪd/ B2	adjective - extremely tired; having no energy left