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[English]

We wanted to kiss at midnight, but

nobody else is going to, so you know.

All right.

I'll take care of you.

Joey.

33 32 31.

Russ, listen. Who are you kissing at

midnight? Huh? Rachel or Phoebe.

What?

Well, you got to kiss someone. Can't

kiss your sister.

Well, who's going to kiss my sister?

Chandler.

Oh, man.

Dude, dude, who would you rather have

kiss your sister? Me or Chandler?

It's a good point.

Yeah.

Uh, well, since I have that whole

history with Rachel, I guess Phoebe.

Okay, great. All right, peeps. Peeps.

Listen, Ross wants to kiss you at

midnight.

So obvious. Why doesn't he just ask?

Ra. Ra, listen. I'm going to kiss you at

midnight.

What?

Boy, everyone's got to kiss someone.

Can't kiss Ross. You got the history.

So

So who would you rather have kissing? Me

or Chandler?

Oh, good point.

Yeah.

3 2 1 Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year. Happy new year, Phoebe.

You, too. Happy New Year, Joey.

So, that do anything for you?

Hi. Hi. Hi. Yeah. Hi. I'm um Phoebe

Buffet, and I have babies coming out of

me.

Okay. Have you started having

contractions?

Not yet. Um I heard they really hurt. Do

they hurt?

Oh my god.

And now, which of you is the father?

Um no, none of them are the father. The

father is my brother.

Okay.

I'm so going to miss watching you freak

people out like that.

Okay. Uh beach, look. This is for the

babies to look at someday. So, is is

there anything you want to say, you

know, before it all starts?

Oh, okay. Um hi, kids. Um it's me. I'm

Phoebe.

Can't wait to see you. Please don't hurt

me.

Hey. Hey.

Took you guys so long. Your cab left

when ours did.

We had to go back cuz I forgot my

jacket.

That's right.

You're not wearing a jacket.

Dr.

Oh man, I did it again.

So, um, we have someone has to call

Frank and Alice and then my mom might

Joey, what are you doing?

I got to get the before shot.

Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand

Phoebe.

And if you win, you must slap your

opponent on the BB and say, "Hi,

Phoebe."

Oh, that's cute. We really all enjoyed

it.

But you know, it doesn't count.

Count for what?

Just count in our heads as good mad

lips.

I guess fun time's over.

But wait, wait, guys. If we follow the

rules, it's still fun and it means

something.

I'm going to take off.

Guys, rules are good. Rules help control

the fun.

We we just we just think that you're

having to sacrifice a whole lot to make

her happy.

Yeah.

We just think that maybe she's being a

little unreasonable.

Yes. Yes. Unreasonable.

Unreasonable.

How about we have this conversation when

one of you guys gets married? You have

no idea what it takes to make a marriage

work. It's about compromise. You always

like it. No. Do you do it? Yes, because

it's not all laughing, happy candy in

the sky, drinking coffee at Central Park

all the time. It's real life, okay? It's

what grown-ups do.

I think he's right. You guys hang out at

the coffee house way too much.

I need to talk to her. It's urgent. Is

she here?

Hi, Monica.

I need to talk to you. It's urgent.

Okay.

Okay. I've been doing a lot of thinking

about us, you know, a lot of uh us

thinking. And uh

Well, I guess there's only one one way

to do this.

[Applause]

What are you doing,

Monica?

No, no, no. Don't don't don't do it.

Will you marry me?

[Applause]

I don't know what a bad idea. Oh, I

can't not look at it.

Chandler, why are you doing this?

I don't know,

but I know I'm not afraid to do this,

Chandler.

I'm doing this because I'm sorry.

Do you um you really think the best

reason to get married is because you're

sorry?

Well, no. The best reason to get married

is pregnancy.

Sorry, it's pretty much fourth, you

know, behind being ready and actually

wanting to get married.

Will you be my wife,

Jaylor? Um, I want you to take just a

minute and I want you to think about how

ridiculous this sounds.

Yeah, I'm kind of wishing everyone

wasn't here right now.

Do you know that none of that stuff came

from me? I mean, I never said that I

wanted to have babies and get married

right now.

Yeah, I don't. But I was really

confused. And then I talked to these

guys.

Who? Two divorces and Joey.

Hey, she's right. You know,

yeah, but still cheap shot.

You know what? You know when I said that

I want you to deal with this

relationship stuff all on your own?

Well, you're not ready for that.

I didn't think I was.

Hi.

Hi,

Phoebe. I'm Dr. Herod. I'm going to be

delivering your babies now. I want you

to know you're going to be in good

hands. I've been doing this for a long

time. I'll be back in a minute to do

your internal. And in the meantime, just

relax because everything here looks

great. And also, I love Fonza.

Did he just say he loves Fonza?

That's what it sounded like.

All right.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's see what we got here.

Oh, you know, Fonza dated triplets.

This this Fonza person you keep

referring to, is that uh is that another

doctor?

Oh, no. No. Fans is the nickname of

Arthur Fonzerelli.

The FS.

All right.

It's not that weird, is it?

It's very weird. I don't want some guy

down there telling me I'm, you know,

dilated. Amundo.

To be fair, he doesn't seem to be

impersonating Fona.

What are you doing?

Why are you defending him? Just get me

another doctor. One who is not crazy and

is not Fonza.

Again, it's not that he

It's It's just a bit sudden. No, it's

great. Okay. I am totally on board. I

love you, too. All right. Bye.

What's the matter, Ross?

Nothing. No. Oh, uh, actually, great

news. Um, just got off the phone with

Emily and looks like I'm moving to a new

apartment. Woohoo.

Why? Well, her thought is, and I agree,

fresh new furniture.

Why not a fresh new apartment? Her

cousin has this great place to sublet.

It's got a view of the river on one side

and Colombia on the other.

That's way up town. That's like three

trains away, which is great. I love to

ride that rail.

So, you're really okay with this?

Yes. Yes. I mean, it's it's kind of far

from work, but uh you know, I'll get so

much done on the commute. I I've been

given the gift of time.

You know, it's so funny cuz last

Christmas I got the gift of space.

We should get them together and make a

continuum.

What took you so long?

I got caught up at work, but I'm

quitting tomorrow.

So, thanks for having me over

[Music]

peeps.

[Applause]

See you.

What the hell was that?

probably some, you know, European

goodbye thing he picked up in London. I

It's not European.

It felt French.

Is the show still on? Almost over, man.

Hey, Non. Oh, cool. Is that the boat?

Why am I looking?

Oh, no. Here I am. Look, this is my big

scene.

All right, back off.

I got a gun.

I'm not afraid to use it.

Oh, Joey,

that's right. Lonely, you couldn't have

at least changed your shirt.

Now, I want a suitcase filled with

$100,000 of

filled with $100,000 in small bills. And

if I don't get

And if I don't get it,

I'm going to shoot this duck.

Oh no,

I'm coming out.

[Music]

Is she supposed to buy this? Joey Bravo.

Ground control to major.

Commencing countdown. Engines

on.

It's a scenes from next week's show.

Next week.

I am definitely going to watch that.

It's so good. You have got to try it.

[Music]

Oh, damn. I got it on my pants.

Here, I'll get it.

We better take these off upstairs or

that stain's going to set.

Yep. I want to wear these pants on our

date tonight. Oh, great.

Okay. Bye. Oh my god.

That was unbelievable. Okay. See, I told

you.

Yeah. Wow. Sorry, ma'am.

I don't believe they're brother and

sister.

They're brother and sister.

Jonah, I saw what you were doing through

the window. I saw what you were doing to

my sister. Now get out of here.

Listen, we had a good run. You know what

was it? Four, 5 months. I mean, that's

more than most people have in a

lifetime. So, goodbye. Take care.

Bye-bye then.

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm going on the lamb.

Come on, Jacob. Come on. I can handle

Ross.

Hold on.

Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?

What

the hell are you doing?

Hey, what's what's going on? Well, I

think I think Ross knows about me and

Monica.

Dude, he's right there.

I thought you were my best friend. This

is my sister. My best friend. And my

sister, I I cannot believe this.

Look, we're not just messing around. I

love her, okay? I'm in love with her.

I'm so sorry that you had to find out

this way.

Sorry, but it's true. I I love him too.

My best friend and my sister.

I cannot believe this.

[Applause]

You guys want to probably get some hugs

in, too, huh? Big news.

No, that's okay. We've actually known

for a while.

What? What? What? You guys knew? You

You all knew and you didn't tell me?

Well, Ross, we were worried about you.

Okay. We didn't know how you were going

to react.

You were worried about me?

You didn't know how I was going to

react.

Okay. All right. What do you say we all

uh clear out of here and let these two

love birds get back down to business?

Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He

He's the one doing your sister.

Took care of everything. Thanks a lot,

co-host.

Look at it. Take care of everything.

There's There's plenty of things for you

to do.

Uhhuh. Like what?

Cups.

Cups. You're giving me cups and ice.

Cups and ice. Oh, I get to be in charge

of cups and ice. All right,

fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups

and ice.

Wait a minute. I can get ice at the

restaurant.

I got it. Fine.

Hey, check it out. Um, cup hat, a cup

banner, cup chandelier, and the thing

that started it all, the cup.

Great job with the cups, babes.

Why don't you just go out with her?

And did you notice the ice? Look, we

have it all. We have crushed, cubed, and

dry. Watch. Ah,

mystical.

I don't want No one's eating my Tuscan

finger food cuz they're all filling up

on baby snow cones.

There are snow cones.

Snow Co.

Yeah. Go. Go.

Thank you.

Telling you something's wrong. My

brother does not stay out all night.

Maybe we should check the trash shoot.

Ross couldn't fit down the trash shoot.

That's right. He almost could,

which is exactly how I got stuck there.

Hey. Oh my god.

Where the hell have you been?

Just, you know, out.

Oh, out. Oh, God. I don't know why we

didn't think to check there.

What were you doing?

I uh went to a bar and then I just uh

just walked around for a while.

You walked around all night in the city

by yourself.

He hooked up.

He hooked up with someone. Look, I don't

have to answer your questions, okay? I'm

a big boy. I can do whatever I want.

He hooked up.

Tell us about her.

Ross, you left your scarf in.

[Applause]

Hey, you guys.

Okay. Oh, okay. I know what you all are

thinking, but Chandler is in Yemen.

I'm a young woman. I have needs. I can't

wait forever.

Yeah, I know. That's what I was

thinking.

So, I'm asking you, please just take a

moment before you judge me.

Oh, nobody's judging you.

Oh, okay. You missed the right place at

the right time.

Call me.

Okay, look. I I know what you guys are

going to say.

You two would have very hairy children.

Okay. I didn't know you would say that.

Ross. Janice.

All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

This is Ross. Okay. He's our friend. He

obviously went crazy. He obviously lost

his mind.

I didn't lose my mind. Okay. Janice and

I have a lot in common. We've we've both

been divorced. We We both have kids.

So, are you actually going to see her

again?

Phoebe, don't put ideas in his head.

I am going to see her again.

Damn it, Phoebe.

That's it. I cannot make this decision.

It is too difficult. So, I am just going

to leave it entirely up to the gods of

fate.

A magic eightball. Oh, you can't be

serious. You can't make this decision

with a toy.

Oh, it's not a toy.

Well,

I don't know what else to do. I mean, I

either keep my wife and lose one of my

my best friends or I keep my friend and

get divorced for the second time before

I'm 30. So, so if anyone else has has a

better suggestion, let's hear it because

I I got nothing. All right? Don't be

shy. Any suggestion will do.

Okay, then.

Here we go.

Magic eightball. Should I never see

Rachel again?

Ask again later.

Later is not good enough.

Ask again later. What the hell? This is

broken. The game is broken.

Let me see.

Will Chandler have sex tonight?

Don't count on it.

Seems like it works to me.

Okay, you know what? I I'll have toast.

You guys, you guys, we were we were just

in the storage area and we saw this

really creepy man. He was like this

crazy eyed hairy beast man. He was like

a like a Bigfoot or a Getty or something

and he he came at us with an axe. So

Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him.

Yeah. I I I pulled the tab and I just

fogged his yeti ass.

Uh like dark hair, bushy beard.

Yeah.

Yeah. You fog Danny.

Please. We did not fog Danny. Who's

Danny?

Danny just moved in downstairs. Yeah. He

just got back from like this 4mon trek

in the Andes. Nice fella.

Oh, he's nice. He's nice. You know, you

always stick up for the people we fog.

Supposed to be back by now.

Yeah, but her plane got delayed in

Athens. But actually, she should be here

by now.

Oh, so you talked to her. Did she Did

she sound mad?

No, but she likes me.

You abandoned her on a plane to Greece.

Okay. I did not abandon Rachel. Okay.

Emily showed up at the airport. I had to

go after her. I mean, I I did what I had

to do. She's my wife. Rachel is my wife.

You know, Emily

Emily is my wife,

man. What is that?

So, you still haven't heard from Emily?

No, not since I lost her at the airport.

I can't believe she can outrun you, man.

Hey, she's fast. Okay,

you think you can beat me? Let's go

outside.

Hi, Rachel.

Ra. Rich, I am so sorry. I am so so

sorry.

Oh, Ross, come on. You just did what you

had to do.

I'll be yours.

Well, that's it. You're not mad. I mean,

it must have been terrible.

Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece.

It was a nice hotel, nice beach, met the

nice people. It's not too shabby for

Rachel.

So, what? That's it?

Oh, yeah. We're cool. Totally cool.

Thanks, Ra. You're the best.

Oh, no. You're the best.

Oh, I got to go to the flower store.

Check it out. No one will tell me where

Emily is. So, I'm going to send 72 long

stemmed red roses to her parents' house.

One for each day that I've known and

loved her. That ought to get her talking

to me again.

Oh, Ross, when you make out the card, be

sure to make it out to Emily.

That's great. It's so good that you had

such a good time in Greece.

What?

I didn't have a good time in Greece.

Ross abandoned me. Okay. I couldn't get

a plane out, so I had to stay in their

honeymoon suite with people coming up to

me all the time going, "Oh, Mrs. Keller,

why are you cry?"

It was so humiliating. I felt like such

an idiot. I mean, it's all my fault. And

you know why? Because I make very bad

decisions.

Oh, that's not true.

Yes, it is. It is true. I went I went

after Ross and stupid London.

London is stupid. Stupid.

Phoebe, you were right. I should have

never gone to London. And from now on,

you make all of my decisions for me.

Oh, no. I did that for someone once. I'm

I'm not comfortable having that kind of

power and control over someone's life.

I'll do it.

That's fine. So, Monica, you are now in

charge of my love life. You're going to

be very proud of me. I just got us dates

with two unbelievably cute nurses.

Oh my.

They are male nurses.

Not in my head.

Anyway, they want to take us out

Saturday night. What do you say? Um

um

I don't think so. What? What are you

talking about? You You're the one who's

been telling me to get over Ross and

move on. I'm moving on and you're moving

on with me. Come on. Give me one good

reason why you don't want to go.

Well, um

why don't you give me something that

would be a good reason and and then I'll

tell you if it's true.

What? Harder than it sounds, isn't it?

Okay, you're coming with me. And I also

told them that if we're still here when

they get off that we'll go down to the

cafeteria and get some Jell-O with it.

Yep. There's always room for Jell-O.

Joey, how do you make that dirty?

Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I I can do with

anything. Watch. Uh,

Grandma's chicken salad.

Oh. What are these? Oh,

all right. Whose are they?

Whose are they?

Not mine.

Well, they're Joey's. They got to be

Joy's.

Yeah, they're mine. See? Joy's. They're

Joey. Joy's.

Why are they here?

I don't know. Uh,

I'm Joey.

Yeah, I'm disgusting. I take my

underwear off in other people's homes.

Well, get him out of here. What's wrong

with you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Take them.

Joey, you can touch them. They're your

underwear.

Chandler, a word.

That's it. I'm tired of covering for you

two. This has got to stop.

[Music]

Oh my god. What does that thing do?

Uh, that's an eye removal machine.

All right, I'm out. I'm kidding. I'm

kidding.

Uh-oh.

Hi, Rachel.

I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were

a little nervous, but don't worry.

Everything's going to be just fine.

So, we're done then.

Almost. But first, we got to start.

Okay,

this is a glaucoma test.

Uhhuh.

Sit down.

Okay.

Put your chin here.

Mhm.

Now, you're going to feel a small puff

of air in each eye.

What? What?

A small puff of air. Now, come on.

Here we go.

All right.

One, two, three.

Okay.

Sorry. All right. I'm going to stay in

here this time. Okay. Ready?

Uh-huh.

One, two.

I'm sorry. You know what? I'm going to

hold your head. Okay.

That's okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

One.

Uh-huh.

Two.

I'm sorry.

You know what? You're young. You

probably don't have glaucoma.

Okay.

Okay. So, it was very, very nice to meet

you, sir. And I'm Hey, what are you? Are

you crazy?

Okay. You got a small minor infection in

that left eye. I want you to take these

drops three times a day for a week and

you'll be as good as new.

Yeah. No, I I don't I don't put things

in my eye.

Okay, then. I guess we'll see you back

here in 3 months.

Great. And

I'll fit you for a glass eye.

Okay. Just give me the damn drops.

Dr. Miller.

P E CFD.

Very good. Monica,

you know where they are. I sure do.

And you don't get one.

Okay.

Not even close.

Okay. Well, then you know what? Help me.

I need help. I can do this.

All right. Come on. Let's do it. Come

on. All right.

Sit down. All right.

All right. Put your head back.

Yes.

All right.

Okay. Now, open your eyes.

Okay. They are.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Four.

Oh my god. I was thinking four.

Really?

Yes.

All right. You know what? Why don't we

start with a practice one? Okay.

Okay.

No drops.

Great.

Okay.

Mm- Okay.

All right. On three. One, two, three.

My pillow's all wet.

Well, well, you said it was practice.

Then why did you move?

Because I knew you were lying.

All right, come here. What are you

doing? it, Monica. Stop it. Oh my

god. I am going I'm turn it over. I'm I

going and get

these in your eyes.

Oh my god, you really are freakishly

strong.

Damn, it's empty.

Well, you know, if Joey and Chandler

walked in right now, we could make a

fortune.

Can you place a TV guide?

Yeah.

Oh my god. Hold it over. Okay.

[Applause]

We'll see you in about 3 or 4 hours.

Heat.

Heat.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
kiss /kɪs/ A1	verb - to touch or press one's lips against someone or something as a sign of affection
care /kɛər/ A1	verb - to look after and provide for the needs of someone or something
history /ˈhɪstəri/ A2	noun - a chronological record of significant events, often in the life of a person or the development of a country
rule /ruːl/ A2	noun - a statement that tells people what they should do in a particular situation verb - to have control or authority over something
unreasonable /ˌʌnˈriːzənəbl/ B1	adjective - not fair or sensible
compromise /ˈkɒmprəmaɪz/ B1	noun - an agreement or settlement of a dispute in which each party makes concessions verb - to settle a dispute by mutual concession
urgent /ˈɜːrdʒənt/ B1	adjective - requiring immediate action or attention
ridiculous /rɪˈdɪkjələs/ B2	adjective - deserving or inviting derision or mockery
confused /kənˈfjuːzd/ B2	adjective - unable to think clearly; unsure about something
impersonating /ˌɪmpɜːrˈsoʊneɪtɪŋ/ C1	verb - to pretend to be someone else, often for entertainment or deception
continuum /kənˈtɪnjuːəm/ C1	noun - a continuous sequence in which adjacent elements are not perceptibly different from each other
humiliating /hjuːˈmɪlieɪtɪŋ/ C1	adjective - causing someone to feel ashamed or lose dignity
fortune /ˈfɔːrtʃən/ C2	noun - a large amount of money or assets

Key Grammar Structures

• We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to, so you know.

  ➔ Past continuous + but + present tense

  ➔ The past continuous (“wanted to kiss”) describes an interrupted action, while the present tense (“nobody else is going to”) contrasts with the past situation.

• I'll take care of you.

  ➔ Future simple with 'will' contraction

  ➔ “I'll” is a contraction of “I will,” commonly used in spoken and informal English to express future actions.

• Who are you kissing at midnight? Huh?

  ➔ Present continuous question

  ➔ The present continuous (“are you kissing”) is used to ask about an action happening around now or at a specific time (midnight).

• Well, who's going to kiss my sister?

  ➔ Future simple with 'be going to'

  ➔ “Who's going to kiss” uses “be going to” to express a future action that is planned or certain.

• It's a good point.

  ➔ Present simple with 'be' for opinions

  ➔ “It's a good point” uses the present simple with “be” to state an opinion or fact.

• You got to kiss someone. Can't kiss your sister.

  ➔ Modal 'got to' for necessity

  ➔ “You got to kiss someone” uses “got to” to express necessity or obligation.

• 3 2 1 Happy New Year.

  ➔ Counting and exclamation

  ➔ This line uses numbers for counting down and ends with an exclamation to express excitement.

• I'm so going to miss watching you freak people out like that.

  ➔ Emphatic future with 'so'

  ➔ “I'm so going to miss” uses “so” before the verb to emphasize the future action.