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Okay. All right. Uh well, let's uh let's

try one whenever you guys are ready.

>> Uhoh.

>> Is there a problem?

>> Well, this is noodle soup and uh I've

been working with tomato,

but it's okay. No problem. No problem. M

noodle soup.

>> You know, that's that's fine. But the

line is m soup.

>> Oh, what' I say? M

>> noodle soup.

>> How's that different?

Oh, yeah.

>> All right, let's try one.

>> M noodle soup.

>> Okay, let's do it again.

>> Okay.

M soup. I mean noodle soup. I mean soup.

Hi.

>> You know what? We need to move on.

>> Oh, no. I I could do it one more time. I

see. Look.

Noodle soup.

>> Damn it.

>> Joe, you know that since you're

returning all of this stuff after the

audition, you're going to have to wear

underwear.

>> All right. Well, you better show me some

of that, too, then.

>> Okay. It's missing something.

Oh, I know. Um Okay.

Really? A purse?

>> It's not a purse. It's a shoulder bag.

>> Looks like a woman's purse.

>> No, Joey. Look. Trust me. I'm telling

all the men are carrying them in the

spring catalog. Look. See? Look. Men

carrying the bag.

>> See? Look. Women carrying the bag.

But it is odd how a woman's purse looks

so good on me, a man.

>> Exactly. Unisex.

>> Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple

days ago.

>> Oh no, Joey. You and I sex.

>> Well, I ain't going to say no to that.

>> Hey. Hey.

>> Wow, you look just like your son, Mrs.

Tribani.

What are you referring to? My man's bag.

At first, I thought it just looked good.

But it's practical, too. Check it out.

It's got compartments for all your

stuff. Your wallet, your keys, your

address book, your makeup.

>> Joey, what are you doing with the bag?

Your audition's not till tomorrow.

>> Yeah, but sandwich time is right now.

>> Joey, you know, you get any mustard on

that bag, you can't return it.

>> Why would I return this? I love this

bag.

>> All right. Well, then you owe me $350.

>> Fine. Do you take Vasa or Mooster Card,

>> Joey?

>> All right, relax. Look, I'll pay you

with the money from the acting job I am

definitely going to get thanks to you.

>> What's the part? Auntie Mame.

>> Okay, don't listen to them. I think it's

sexy.

>> You and I sexy.

>> Hey, I'm off to my audition. How do I

look?

>> I think you look great, Joey. That bag

is going to get you that part.

>> And a date with a man.

>> You know what? Make fun all you want.

This is a great bag, okay? And it's as

handy as it is becoming.

Now, just because you don't understand

something doesn't make it wrong. All

right. So, from now on, you guys are

going to have to get used to the fact

that Joey comes with a bag.

>> Anytime you're ready, Joey.

>> Well, you must be new here. Maybe we get

a table. I'd buy you a drink.

>> I'm sorry. Could you Could you try it

without the purse?

>> Yeah, sure.

Well, you must be new here. Maybe we sit

I'm sorry. Can I ask you something?

>> Sure. What?

>> Well, first, it's not a purse.

Okay. Anytime.

>> I mean, if if you're thinking it's a

woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag.

Okay. And go.

I Let me show you the catalog. All

right. Look. See? Huh? It's the latest

thing. Everyone's got one. Men, women,

children, everyone's carrying them. Um,

do you sell these bags?

>> Oh, no, no, no, no, no. These babies

sell themselves.

>> Okay. Thank you. That was great.

>> Yeah, but I didn't even read anything.

>> I think we've seen enough.

Okay. All right. I see it. We got it. We

got it. Very

[Laughter]

funny, Ross. Very lifelike and funny.

Okay.

Oh, no, no, no, no. I I wasn't waving at

you, lady.

Whoa. Maybe I was. Hey, Monica. This

totally hot girl in Ross' building is

flirting with me.

>> Get in there, man. Flirt back. Mix it

up.

>> Yeah, I'm down with that.

Okay, here goes.

How

you

are doing?

It worked. She's waving me over. Okay,

I'll be right over. Let's see. She's on

the third floor.

>> Wow, she is pretty, huh?

>> Tell me about it. Huh?

Oh, no. No, no, no, no. I'm not with

her. No, that that's just Monica.

>> Know what I'm going to do about this

coat?

>> I'll take it.

>> That might work.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> All right. What do you think?

>> You're on in five, Miss Manelli.

>> No, no, no. It's It's just a bit sudden.

No, no, it's great. Okay, I am totally

on board. I love you, too. All right,

bye.

>> What's the matter, Ross?

>> Nothing. No, no. Oh, uh, actually, great

news. Um, just got off the phone with

Emily and looks like I'm moving to a new

apartment.

Woohoo.

>> Why?

>> Well, her thought is, and I agree, fresh

new furniture. Why not a fresh new

apartment? Her cousin has this great

place to sublet. It's got a view of the

river on one side and Columbia on the

other.

>> That's way up town. That's like three

trains away, which is great.

>> I love to ride that rail.

>> Hello.

>> Hello,

>> Phoebe.

>> Joey, what's going on?

>> What?

Oh my god,

>> I know.

>> It's stuck.

>> Step. How did it get on?

>> I put it on to scare Chandler.

>> Oh my god. Monica's going to totally

freak out.

>> Well, then help me get it off. Plus,

well, it smells really bad in here.

>> Of course it smells really bad. You have

your head up a dead animal.

Oh, this is

[Laughter]

the turkey, baby. Oh my god. Oh my god.

>> Who is that?

>> It's Joey.

>> What? What are you doing? Is this

supposed to be funny?

>> No, it's not supposed to be funny. It's

supposed to be scary.

>> Get it off now.

>> I can't. It's stuck. I don't care that

that turkey has to feed 20 people at my

parents house and they're not going to

eat it off your head.

>> Hold on. Okay, let's just I'll think.

>> Okay, I got it. Phoebe. All right, you

pull. I'm going to spread the legs as

wide as I can.

>> Joey, now is not the time.

>> Sorry, guys.

>> Okay, count to three. One, two, three.

>> It worked. I scared you. I knew it.

>> I'm over here, big guy.

>> Yeah, you are.

>> Hey, how's it going? Did you make any

new friends?

>> Yeah. Yeah, I met this woman.

>> Hey. Well, whoa. What's she like?

>> Uh, well, she's really good in bed.

Tony, I thought you going to try to be

friends first. Well,

>> look. Hey, it's all your fault.

>> What? Why?

>> Because you didn't give me advice. No,

you gave me a pickup line. As soon as I

told her I wanted to, you know, build a

foundation and be friends first, I

suddenly, through no fault of my own,

became irresistible to her

and a roommate.

>> What about the closeness?

>> Closeness? There was three of us for

crying out loud.

Wow, you look

>> No time for that. Sure.

>> Hey, dude. Let me in. I got a girl out

here.

>> Well, I've got a girl in here.

>> No, you don't. I just saw you go in

there with Monica.

>> Well, we're we're hanging out in here.

Which one of us is going to be having

sex in there? Me or you?

Well, I suppose I would have to say you.

>> What if we're watching a movie in here?

>> Which we are, and we already paid for

it. It's My Giant.

>> My Giant. I love that movie.

>> Hey, Joey.

>> Hey, Febs.

>> Listen, uh, can you do me a favor? I

forgot the PIN number to my ATM card. C.

Can you get it for me?

>> Sure. Where is it?

>> Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine

down on the corner.

Ah, so you're 5639.

>> That's it. Thanks, Feb.

>> Oh, do you want to talk to Chandler?

>> Is that Joey? Let me talk to

>> No, cuz he didn't believe in my movie.

>> Which is a big mistake because it is

real. Real.

>> Hey, you know what? I've been trying to

apologize to him all week. If he's not

going to let me do it on the phone, I'm

going to go down there. I'm going to do

it in person.

>> Uh, thieves. I heard that. Uh, can you

put them on?

>> Yeah.

>> Hey, don't come out here.

No, no, no, no. I support you 100% and I

want to prove that to you in person.

>> I got that. I forgive you. Don't come

out here.

>> Forgive me. You haven't been taking my

calls for a week.

>> Well, I'm totally over it, Chandler.

Friends forever. Don't come out here.

>> Would you mind doing a picture with us?

>> What was that?

>> Uh, entertainment tonight. Yeah.

>> Okay. So, good talking to you and don't

come out here. All right.

Hey, it's me coming in.

>> I've had a very long hard day.

>> Uh, I'm going to go get some chicken.

You want some?

>> Uh, no thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye then.

>> You sure? Some extra crispy dirty rice

beans

>> for the last time. No. Get out. Get out,

Joey. All right.

Are you okay? I'm so sorry. He wouldn't

leave. He kept asking me if I wanted

chicken.

>> Chicken?

>> I could eat some chicken.

>> Hey, Joe.

>> Yeah. Can I get a three-piece, some

kleslaw, and some beans and a Coke? Diet

Coke.

[Laughter]

Beam.

>> Okay, that might happen.

Oh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

You'll get your turn.

>> Hey, F. What's going on?

>> Nothing. This is not over.

[Music]

>> Put your 20 bucks down.

>> Okay.

>> First one to find the tasty treat wins.

>> Okay.

>> Mhm.

>> All right. Let's get the contestants out

of their isolation booths.

And they're off.

>> I can get your butt off my contestant.

Judge.

>> Judge rules. No violation.

>> Hey guys.

>> Yeah.

>> Hey.

>> You know what? It's so weird to say

this, but I just had a great date with

Janice.

>> What?

>> Are you serious?

>> Yeah. I opened up to her about all the

terrible stuff that's been happening to

me. I mean, I talked for hours. It is

amazing to have someone give you such

such focused attention.

>> You don't need Janice for that. You've

got us.

>> Then the duck gets the nutter butter.

>> No.

>> Hey, hey, that's not a nutter butter.

That's just an old wantton.

>> No. Judge rules. Nutter butter.

>> Tough call.

>> Hey. Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Oh. Hey, Monica. I heard you saw Donald

Trump at your convention.

>> Yeah. So, I'm waiting for an elevator.

>> Hey, Ra, can I borrow your eyelash

curler? I think I lost mine.

>> Yeah, in the back.

[Applause]

>> Joey, can I talk to you for a second?

[Music]

Yes.

Yes.

You and and you.

>> Yes. But you cannot tell anyone. No one

knows.

>> How? When?

>> It happened in London.

>> In London.

The reason we didn't tell anyone was cuz

we didn't want to make a big deal out of

it.

>> But it is a big deal.

>> I have to tell someone.

>> You can't.

>> Please. Please. We just don't want to

deal with telling everyone. Okay. Just

promise you won't tell.

>> All right.

Man, this is unbelievable.

I mean, know it's great, but

>> I know it's great.

>> Oh, I don't want to see that.

>> What are you doing? I uh reorganized the

fridge. See? Uh bottom shelf meats and

dairy, middle shelf, fruits and

vegetables,

and top shelf expired products.

[Music]

>> Why are you doing this?

>> Because I am bored. out of my mind. I've

already been to the bank, the post

office, and the dry cleaners.

>> Dude, you just described 7 days worth of

stuff.

>> You got to spread it out a little. You

know, haven't you ever been unemployed?

>> Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on

satical.

>> Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?

A guy in your position needs to be a

little better at relaxing, you know.

What? Why do you think we have the

comfortable chairs? Huh? Look, come

here. Sit down.

Ready?

Watch.

And then

[Applause]

so what? We just sit. Oh, no. No. We're

not going to just sit. Watch.

>> Hello, Chandler Bing.

>> Hello, Mr. Bing.

I love you.

>> All right, whoever this is, stop calling

me.

It's been 6 months. It's not funny,

>> but I love you.

>> Leave me alone. For the love of God,

leave me alone.

>> And that's Wednesday.

>> A blanket, a video camera. Oh my god.

>> I can't believe you thought that you

were going to videotape us having sex on

the first date.

Joey is what she just said. Um,

oh my god. God, look. You are actually

going to

>> What is going on here?

>> And with Chandler in the next room. What

are you What are you sick?

>> I'm Joey.

[Applause]

I'm disgusting.

>> I make low-budget adult films.

You guys promised you'd be more careful.

I mean, come on. The good Joey name is

being dragged through the mud here.

>> We're so sorry.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, I'm telling everyone about you.

That's the only way to explain the

underwear and the video camera that

doesn't make me look like a pig. I don't

know. There's got to be a better

explanation. You could tell them that

you had to make an adult film for your

adult film class.

Yeah, I like that. But no, no. How does

that explain why Rachel found my

underwear at your place?

>> I don't know. Well, get ready to come

out of the non-gay closet.

>> New York City apartment. Two girls are

just hanging out.

Hi. How are you doing, Kelly?

>> I'm doing just fine. God, Tiffany, you

smell so great.

>> It's my new perfume. Why don't you come

closer where you can really appreciate

it?

>> Oh, you know, Joey, you are sick. This

is disgusting.

>> What? Wait, wait, wait. The handsome man

was about to enter. Ra, I told you

everything I knew last night. Look, it's

not that big a deal. So, Monica and

Chandler are doing it.

>> I cannot believe you would say that.

>> Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making

love.

>> No, I mean, come on. This is a huge

deal. Come on. I I need more details.

Like, who who initiated the first kiss?

>> I don't know.

>> Is he romantic with her?

>> I don't know.

Are they in love?

>> You don't know anything.

>> Oh, I know one thing.

>> What?

>> They did it right there on the couches.

>> I'm very glad that you saved Ross and

the car backfired, but it could have

been a bullet and you you know you

didn't try to save me.

>> Oh, you're upset because you think I

chose Ross over you. No, I knew you

could take care of yourself. You know, I

mean, Ross, he needs help. He's not

street like us.

>> What it comes down to is you would risk

your life for Ross before you would for

me. That's the bottom line,

wouldn't it? No, not exactly. All right.

Look, I I wasn't trying to save Ross,

okay?

My sandwich was next to Ross.

All right.

I I was trying to save my sandwich.

>> From a bullet.

I know it doesn't make much sense.

>> Much sense.

>> Chandler, it was instinct. Okay. I just

went for it. So, you risked your life

for a sandwich. I know it sounds crazy,

but Chandler, this is the greatest

sandwich in the world.

So, you didn't uh choose Ross before me?

>> No, I would never do that. You You're

like my brother.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. In fact, to prove how much you

mean to me.

Here.

Thanks. Oh, easy. It's not a hot dog.

How good is that?

>> See?

>> Mhm. Hey, dude. What are you doing?

>> I thought you were showing me how much I

mean to you.

>> Yeah, with a bite.

>> Jeez.

>> Oh, PBS.

>> What's wrong with PBS?

>> Oh, what's right with them?

>> Why don't you like PBS, Febs? Okay,

because right after my mom killed

herself, I was just in this really bad

place, you know, personally.

So,

I just thought that it would make me

feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street

cuz they were so nice when I was a

little kid.

No one ever wrote back.

>> Well, you know, a lot of those muppets

don't have thumbs.

>> All I got was a lousy keychain. And by

that time, I was living in a box. I

didn't have keys.

>> I'm sorry, Feebs. I just, you know, I

just wanted to do a good deed like like

you did with the babies.

>> This isn't a good deed. You just want to

get on TV. This is totally selfish.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What about you having those babies for

your brother? Talk about selfish.

>> What? What are you talking about?

>> Well, yeah, it was a really nice thing

and all, but it made you feel really

good, right?

>> Yeah. So,

>> well, it made you feel good, so that

makes it selfish. Look, there's no

unselfish good deeds. Sorry.

>> Yes, there are. There are totally good

deeds that are selfless.

>> Well, may I ask for one example?

>> Yeah, it's you know there's No, you may

not.

>> That's because all people are selfish.

>> Are you calling me selfish?

>> Are you calling you people?

>> Yeah. Well, sorry to burst that bubble,

thieves, but selfless good deeds don't

exist. Okay. And you know the deal on

Santa Claus, right?

>> I'm going to find a selfless good deed.

I'm going to beat you, you evil genius.

>> You're going to be very proud of me. I

just got us dates with two unbelievably

cute nurses.

>> Oh my.

>> They are male nurses.

>> Not in my head.

>> Anyway, they want to take us out

Saturday night. What do you say?

>> Um

>> um

crime.

>> I don't think so.

>> What? What are you talking about? You

You're the one who's been telling me to

get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on

and you're moving on with me. Come on.

Give me one good reason why you don't

want to go.

>> Well, um

why don't you give me something that

would be a good reason and and then I'll

tell you if it's true.

>> What? Harder than it sounds, isn't it?

Okay, you're coming with me. And I also

told them that if we're still here when

they get off that we'll go down to the

cafeteria and get some Jell-O with them.

>> Yep. There's always room for Jell-O.

>> Joey, how do you make that dirty?

>> Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I I can do with

anything. Watch. Um,

Grandma's chicken salad.

You guys are so cute.

>> I know.

>> All right, I'll see you in the morning.

Okay. Okay.

[Music]

You know, I love doing crossword puzzles

with you, honey.

>> Me, too. Now, let's finish this and go

to bed.

>> Okay, there's only one left. Threeletter

word. Not dog, but

>> cat.

>> Yes.

You are so smart.

>> I love you.

>> I love you, too.

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
audition /ɔːˈdɪʃən/ B2	noun - the process of performing to be considered for a role
returning /rɪˈtɜːrnɪŋ/ B1	verb - going back to a place or person
underwear /ˈʌndərweər/ A2	noun - clothing worn next to the skin, under other clothes
shoulder /ˈʃoʊldər/ A2	noun - the part of the body connecting the arm to the body
purse /pɜːrs/ A2	noun - a small bag used for carrying money and personal items
carrying /ˈkeriɪŋ/ A2	verb - holding and taking something from one place to another
unisex /ˈjuːnɪseks/ B1	adjective - not specifically associated with one sex
practical /ˈpræktɪkl/ B1	adjective - useful and sensible
compartments /kəmˈpɑːrtmənts/ B2	noun - separate sections or spaces within something
wallet /ˈwɒlɪt/ A2	noun - a small flat case for carrying money and cards
makeup /ˈmeɪkʌp/ A2	noun - cosmetics used to enhance appearance
definitely /ˈdefɪnɪtli/ B1	adverb - certainly; without doubt
catalog /ˈkætəlɒɡ/ B1	noun - a list of items for sale
sublet /ˈsʌblet/ B2	verb - to rent out a property you are renting to someone else
apartment /əˈpɑːrtmənt/ A2	noun - a set of rooms for living in
flirting /ˈflɜːrtɪŋ/ B1	verb - behaving in a playful, romantic way
scare /skeər/ A2	verb - to frighten someone