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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

(CRYING)

Oh, look! It's a boy! It's a boy!

The Dracula bloodline carries on!

No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here,

my little devil dog.

Dad, can I hold my baby?

If I were Dad, I'd say yes.

But I'm the nurse, Francine.

Here you go anyway-

(GROANING)

(mssnue)

(GROWLING)

My bad.

-(GIGGLING) -(APPLAUDING)

Little Dennis is a year old now. Wow!

-(BLOWS A RASPBERRY) -(LAUGHS)

Nice. Yeah. Cute kid.

Okay, time for presents, guys.

All right! Let's do this boy up!

Check out what I got him. Bling!

Wow. Is it cursed?

Super cursed. Only the best.

Straight from the crypt.

He's just starting to walk, so maybe it's heavier than...

(CRYING)

Oh. You're okay, Denisovich.

His name is Dennis. Named after my father.

It's not his vampire name.

My little Denisovichy-Weesovichy.

Huh! Are we sure he's a vampire?

I mean, not that it's a bad thing,

but shouldn't he have fangs and that pasty skin you guys have?

Technically, you have until you're five to get your vampire fangs.

Oh, he'll get his fangs. He's a Dracula.

He's also half Loughran.

Maybe he'd be better off where we live. There's more humans there.

What? Look how well he's playing with the wolf pups.

(SLURPING)

We have a present. I hope it's acceptable.

"My First Guillotine."

Very educational. Well played, Frank.

It's great. Thank you. We just have to baby-proof that.

Johnny, do you know where you put the rubber guards?

Baby-proofing a guillotine?

So you cut your finger off. It's part of the fun.

She made me baby-proof the whole hotel.

Someone's overprotective.

Aah!

Hmm?

(SIGHS)

MAVIS: Johnny! Come quick!

(PANTING)

What's up? He's okay?

- Dennis said his first word! -(CHUCKLING)

He did?

Come on, honey. Say it again.

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

I don't say, "Bleh, bleh-bleh."

We didn't say you did.

- Then where did he get that? -Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Well, maybe sometimes you say it.

I only say it when I say I don't say it!

Bleh, bleh-bleh.

Okay, kid. We get it. You can talk.

Denisovich.

- MAVIS: Dad. -Just checking for cavities.

- Bleh, bleh-bleh. -Bleh, bleh-bleh.

It was you!

Rise and shine, my Denisovich.

Hi, Papa.

Hello, my little devil. Did you have sweet nightmares?

Uh-huh. I dreamed that I saw a stegosaurus.

Oh... And were you drinking his blood?

- No. -Just throwing it out there.

- Hey! You want to do something cool? -Yeah! (CHUCKLES)

I'm going to teach you how to turn into a bat. Like me.

- See? -(CHUCKLES) Cool.

Yes! Cool, like I said.

Now you W-

I'm a bat. (GIGGLES)

I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat.

I'm a bat.

- I mean, a real bat. -I'm a bat!

(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)

Denisovich. Take a breath. You can really turn into a bat.

Try. Feel the bat.

Not a chicken.

What's that? The electric boogaloo?

If I show you I can bust a move, will you try to fly, then?

Uh-huh.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Dad? Why are you guys dancing?

Uh, he was sleep-dancing.

Come on, sweetie. Back to bed.

"Back to bed"? It's already after 8:00 p.m.

Don't you remember the new sleep schedule?

- He's going to human classes half the day. -Uh...

If he could just sleep till 2:00 a.m. tonight, it'd be so great for him.

But, honeydeath, six of Wayne's wolf pups are having a birthday party tonight.

You wouldn't want him to miss that.

Dad, I love the wolf pups, but they're a little too rough for Dennis.

-"Too rough"? -Haven't you noticed? Dennis is different.

What are you saying? Denisovich shouldn't be around monsters?

- I love monsters! Video! Video! -Ha!

Oh, you wanna show Papa Drac your monster video?

Yeah! (CHUCKLES)

MURRAY: Why are we doing this?

You'd rather be listening to those putrid new songs?

<i>What happened to</i> <i>Michael Row Your Corpse Ashore?</i>

<i>Or Old McWerewolf Had An Axe?</i>

We shouldn't be up here, Drac.

- Who's ready to fly? -Me! Me! Like a superhero.

Better! Like a vampire!

This thing is rickety.

You know what? Maybe the kid isn't supposed to fly.

Quiet. This is how they learn. You throw them and they figure it out.

- It's how I was taught. -I wanna fly now!

Attabat. You know Papa's right here if you need him.

- Uh. I can't watch this. -Please don't.

Here we go!

DENNIS: Wee!

- He's still not flying. -He will.

- Still not. -it'll happen.

- This is a tall tower. -That's why it's good.

- You should get him. -He's gonna fall to his death.

He's taking his time.

(DENNIS YELLING)

- Drac! -I did that my first time.

He's getting too close to the ground!

You know what? He's not gonna fly.

(ALL GASPING)

(CHEERING)

(GASPS)

Ah.

I told you. Papa's always here for you.

Again! Again!

Oh, dear. Oh, my devil. We're gonna have to report this.

You mean to the papers?

I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press.

No, sir. I mean the authorities. I can't not report child endangerment.

Whoa! Listen to me. That was fun.

Your singing is child endangerment.

Should we go down and help him?

Nope. I told him this was nuts. He's on his own.

- We have to call the boy's mother. -No, that ain't happening.

His mother's already nutsy koo koo!

I have to follow protocol.

You will not follow protocol.

I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotized.

- Right. -Now, please. Don't make me call the police.

No one's calling nobody!

(EXPLOSION)

FRANKENSTEIN; Aah!

Fire!

MURRAY: Stop, drop and roll. Stop, drop and roll.

GRIFFIN: Screaming's not helping!

ALL: Yay!

Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?

Bad?

No. You're the best kid in the world.

We didn't start the fire. it was the tower.

That's a very unsafe tower. You're lucky we don't call the authorities.

Let's go, my hero.

Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile!

(CHUCKLES) Yes. To the...

(CLATTERING)

(WAYNE BARKING)

What a cute family.

What? No, it's not.

Dracula bad!

That was a close one.

- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop! - Wait, Tinkles. Come back.

- Tinkles, stop! - Wait!

No, no, no!

Tinkles, stop!

I've been found!

You'll never get me, monster!

Tinkles, stop.

Everybody, we are pulling up to our next stop, the Deserted Island.

It's time to get "lost" on the beach,

and we hope you'll "find" yourself some fun and relaxation.

Beach time!

Johnny, you go set everything up.

And, Dad, you go get in line for the snow cones.

You know, actually, I was thinking you and Johnny

should spend some time together.

What do you call it again? Date night?

Date night?

- What are you gonna do? - Well, I thought

me and the guys would take this opportunity

to spend some quality time with Dennis.

Okay. That's a great idea.

Come on, Johnny. Date night.

Date night!

Okay, here you go!

- Good girl! - I got this one.

What was that?

It sounds like our children.

- It is our children! Run! - Run!

Please! Help! Someone!

Get the parents!

Frank? Would you rub some moonscreen on my back

before I get burned?

Wait one second, honey. You know, the kids buried me in the sand.

Thanks, honey.

- Shall we have another? - Sure.

- Sounds good. - Straight up.

Isn't this place amazing?

The menu is in a bottle!

Genius! Isn't that awesome, honey?

"No pets allowed"?

Perfect.

Welcome aboard. How are you doing?

- Dennis, come on. - Nice to see you.

Lovely shirt. Yes.

Hello. Welcome aboard.

This is Bob.

Say hi, Bob.

"Hi, Bob."

I'm a slave to the rhythm!

No!

Drac, what are you doing?

You got to be greater than the haters!

Why?

Why, after everything,

would you save my life?

Because basically we are all the same.

Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes.

- Green skin. - No skin.

- Prickly. - Brainy.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna go check on you-know-who.

I'll be right back.

I have to go to the bathroom.

Did you see that?

Dennis went to the bathroom!

Okay.

Hey, where are you?

There you are, Tinkles.

Don't worry, we'd never leave you home alone.

Okay, folks, you're free to move

about the cabin, as we have started our descent.

Stop squirming.

- Why are you doing this? -Because this is wrong.

Why doesn't anybody get that?

Humans don't belong with monsters.

- You're wrong! -I am not!

I am holding you hostage.

And me and my crew are gonna tear that human-hugging hotel to shreds.

- You can't. -Really? Why not?

- Cebause... -Cebause, why?

Cebause it will make Papa Drac sad.

Ooh... Sad. And what are you gonna do about it?

I don't know.

You know why you don't know?

Cebause you're just a weak little boy.

(LAUGHING)

(GROANING)

(WHIMPERING)

(GROWLING)

(GROWLING)

What was that?

Dennis, we're coming.

- Are you okay, Winnie? -Yes, my zing.

How many of you are there? Just me.

I like to hit it alone.

You meet so many awesome people in the youth hostels.

Hey, speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it.

Is there, like, a costume party here?

What have I done?

This is all my fault.

You have to leave.

Oh, no. WOMAN: Excuse me.

One of your piranhas in the lake is very rude.

He ate my sister-in-law.

Be right with you.

Mr. Dracula, we asked for a room with a view of the pool.

The room's fine. We want to book a massage.

Yes, Swedish. Shiatsu.

Aromatherapy. Lower back.

Do you have hot-stone? We want a massage.

I'll get back to you, Mr. Hydraberg. I hope so.

I doubt it. See that you do.

That's Ms. Hydraberg. Thanks.

Yes, nice to see you. JONATHAN: Dude, seriously, what's up?

It's kind of funky to breathe under here.

Drac. Hey, Drac. How'd it go with Mavey?

Hey. Where'd you go?

Wow!

This room's kind of small for a big castle.

No bed, but check out these awesome dustpans they give you.

Quiet, you fool.

What weapons are you keeping in this container?

Your pitchforks?

(SNIFFS) Oh!

I can't breathe.

It's killing me.

Yeah, definitely due for a fluff and fold.

(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) What is this?

A torture device?

A secret mind controller?

You won't read my thoughts.

I won't let you.

Dude, it's just music.

Here, try it.

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Ohh!

It's taking my soul!

What? It's a good jam. Don't be a grandpa.

You need to go.

No human has ever entered this castle. And if someone should see you,

the safety of the hotel, the sanctuary, no one would ever come again.

Yeah, go for it.

"Ever come again!"

I love your Dracula voice. It's so over the top.

And Mavis, if she saw you, she would know that I lied. No!

Who's Mavis? Is this her room?

I'm good with a roommate.

I had six brothers growing up, so I could totally share.

I can't kill him.

It would set monsters back hundreds of years.

One time, in Hamburg, I roomed with this dude

who I caught stealing my shampoo.

I said, "Whoa, man," and he threw a flower pot at me, but he was cool.

What are you babbling about?

What? Whoa.

Check out these awesome costumes.

Costumes.

What's this? Sorry, man. I just can't be without my backpack.

You know, everything I own's in there. It'll be right here.

Okay, I just... I love my backpack.

JONATHAN: Whoa. Hey, what are you doing? (CLANGING)

What are you... What are you doing to my hair?

Stop. Oh, wait, that tickles.

Come on, man.

Check it out. I'm a Franken-homie.

Yes, hello. Look at me!

This is totally normal, not a problem here. This is just a monster with me.

Man, everybody stepped it up tonight.

Wait, why are we going to the front door? Are we leaving?

Bonjour, Dracula!

Hey, Sniffy. What's going on?

Not right now, Quasimodo.

(SQUEAKING) What?

(SQUEAKING) No. Don't be absurd.

It's not a human, but Monsieur Dracula.

How ridiculous. It's me.

Monsieur.

The devilled lizard fingers. Devilled lizard fingers?

I asked for spleens-in-blankets.

You ugly fool! I told you, he doesn't like

the lizard fingers! But you said...

(YELLING INCOHERENTLY)

Whoa. Check that costume out.

Wow. Seriously, I just have to ask you: How are you pulling this off?

I mean, it looks so real.

Like, I could just put my hand right through...

(GASPING)

What do you think you're doing?

She's real. You're real!

Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating. Keep your hands out of my wife!

(SCREAMS)

Oh, no.

Ay-yi-yi-yil

(MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYING)

(SQUEALING)

Honey, I just didn't know where you were.

We thought you were still out.

Oh, no. I don't know why I ever wanted to leave.

The humans are so boring.

(BOTH GROANING)

Mavis, honey, are you all right?

Yeah, I think so. That was weird.

JONATHAN: (GROANING) My head hurts.

Um, who is that? Who is what?

Oh, that.

That is nobody.

Seriously, Dad? "Dad"?

Yeah, I know, Dracula's daughter. Everyone freaks out at first.

Dracula?

Okay, we got to go.

Please don't kill me. I'm so young.

I have so many places I want to see.

I've got tickets to six Dave Matthews Band concerts.

I'm getting out of here.

(GLEN ROARING)

Shut up already.

It's impossible for me to think with all your noise.

Sorry, Glen. Go back to sleep.

Wait. Aren't you going to suck my blood? Classic human paranoia.

Human blood is so fatty, and you never know where it's been.

Who is that?

Are these monsters going to kill me?

Not as long as they think you're a monster.

Huh? That's kind of racist.

We'll talk later.

(GROANING)

Is he making fun of me? No, no.

Of course he's not, because he's...

He's your cousin, Johnnystein.

Yes, yes, yes.

I don't have no cousin.

No, no, you do. He's your sixth cousin, three times removed.

On your right arm's side.

You have a cousin?

DRACULA: Frank, if your arm could talk,

he would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother.

Who married a woman.

Who was... (GAGS) For strangling a pig.

I have pig-strangling blood in my arm?

That's kind of cool.

Well, cuz, great to meet you.

So, what brings you here, Johnny?

Wah! What was that? Oh, sorry.

I should really clear my throat before I speak.

Anyway, what brings you here?

Oh. Uh.

Party planner.

Yes, I have recruited Mr. Stein here to help me with Mavis's birthday party.

Wait a minute, you asked someone to help you?

Captain Control Freak?

It's Count...

And yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful.

Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective.

Okay, Johnny, Mr. Tight Coffin over here

was planning to have these powdered lame-o0s play at the party.

So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit.

Whoa! You all play? Let's check you guys out!

♪ Girl

♪ I can't believe it's your big night

♪ Seems like only yesterday you were eating mosquitoes

♪ But now you're eating frogs and mice

♪ Scarfing them down like Doritos

♪ Tell me

♪ Where did the time go, girl? ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys.

Stop.

That's cute, but kind of old school.

Yes, thank you, Johnny.

You got to totally tempo things up.

Here, let me show you.

JONATHAN: Werewolf man, give me a jam!

Two, three, four!

♪ Vampire girl with the fangy fangs

♪ Hair real cute with the bangy bangs

♪ Little princess gonna be a queen

♪ Legal bat lady turning 118 ♪

CROWD: 118! Say 118!

118!

Yeah! Stage dive!

Awesome.

I am so blown away right now.

I think my cuz Is gonna make this

the best party ever!

Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks.

We should do a dance contest!

We're not doing any of that.

We've got to stay on schedule, all right?

All right, Dad, all right.

Johnny, you're coming, too. I don't know.

Is it cool with Dracula? Johnny, come with us.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
cursed /kɜːrsd/ B2	adjective - affected by magic or a spell; unfortunate.
crypt /krɪpt/ B1	noun - an underground room or vault, especially one beneath a church.
fangs /fæŋz/ A2	noun - a large, sharp tooth, especially a canine tooth.
vampire /ˈvæmpaɪər/ B1	noun - a mythical being who subsists by feeding on the life essence (generally in the form of blood) of living creatures.
guillotine /ɡɪˈlɒtiːn/ C1	noun - a machine with a heavy blade used for beheading people.
baby-proof /ˈbeɪbiːpruːf/ B1	verb - make a place safe for a baby.
endangerment /ɪnˈdeɪndʒəmənt/ C1	noun - the state of being in danger.
protocol /ˈprɒtəˌkɒl/ B2	noun - the official procedure or system of rules governing diplomatic or ceremonial occasions.
hypnotized /hɪp.nə.taɪzd/ B2	verb - to put someone into a state of sleep or unconsciousness.
rickety /ˈrɪkɪti/ B1	adjective - weak or shaky.
authorities /ɔːˈθɒrɪtiːz/ B2	noun - people or organizations having the power to enforce laws.
rickety /ˈrɪkɪti/ B1	adjective - likely to fall or collapse.
descend /dɪˈsend/ B1	verb - move or fall downward.
hostage /ˈhɒstɪdʒ/ B2	noun - a person held prisoner by another.
paranoia /pærəˈnoʊiə/ C1	noun - a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution.
sanctuary /ˈsæŋktʃuəri/ B2	noun - a place of refuge or safety.

Key Grammar Structures

• No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here.

  ➔ Conditional 'as long as' (time clause)

  ➔ The phrase "as long as" is used here to define the duration of the condition under which no one will harm the baby.

• If I were Dad, I'd say yes.

  ➔ Second Conditional (Hypothetical Situation)

  ➔ The nurse uses "If I were" to express a hypothetical situation that is not currently true.

• Technically, you have until you're five to get your vampire fangs.

  ➔ Modal verb 'have until' (Time limit)

  ➔ The structure "have until" establishes a specific deadline for an event to occur.

• If I show you I can bust a move, will you try to fly, then?

  ➔ First Conditional (Real possibility)

  ➔ This uses the first conditional structure "If + present, will + verb" to propose a future deal.

• He's going to human classes half the day.

  ➔ Present Continuous for scheduled future

  ➔ The present continuous is used to describe a planned, ongoing schedule.

• No human has ever entered this castle.

  ➔ Present Perfect with 'ever' (Experience)

  ➔ "Has ever entered" indicates that the action hasn't happened at any point up to now.

• It's impossible for me to think with all your noise.

  ➔ Adjective + for + object + infinitive

  ➔ This structure is used to express how a specific situation makes an action difficult for someone.

• I should really clear my throat before I speak.

  ➔ Modal verb 'should' (Advice/Obligation)

  ➔ "Should" is used here to express a mild necessity or self-directed advice.