– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Oh no no no no. I'm the only one.

I'll let you wear my fangs. Ooh.

Look at those tools.

Every year. What a couple of douches.

Oh, no.

Hello.

There are exactly three people in costume here.

A tool, a douche, and me.

And I don't have time to go home and change.

Calm down.

Did you bring in the dry cleaning from last night?

Are you really getting on me about the dry cleaning? Oh, I have suits in the trunk.

Look at that.

Yesterday's lazy cures today's crazy.

Yes. Thank you! Thank you.

Okay.

[Costume squeaking]

Oh, there you are. Hey, I need you in the Lampkin meeting. Five minutes.

- Okay, okay. - First legal question.

Yeah?

Can I fire those idiots for no reason?

Oh, my gosh, those are some major guns you got there.

I don't need excuses.

I need this lawsuit to go away.

Now, who's responsible for the Keith deposition?

Oh, well, I don't know, sir. But in my defense, I was told...

Take those stupid fangs out, Dale.

For starters, it's daytime.

Vampires sleep during the day, which you may soon have plenty of time for.

I'm sorry, but I was told that we didn't need Keith.

Who told you that?

I may have. [Costume squeaking]

I may have done that, sir.

Well, that's disappointing, but at least Mitchell's new here.

Twilight, you're not. So, get it done.

Meeting adjourned.

Client's waiting for us in my office.

We're already late. Let's roll.

You've really been hitting the gym.

What the hell is that noise?

Every time I tried to get out of that costume, I got dragged into another meeting.

It was, the worst Halloween ever.

Really, Mitchell? The worst Halloween ever?

You had squeaky thighs. I lost a childhood.

No no no no no no no no! Ah, ah, okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Focus, Mitchell. Focus, focus.

[Phone ringing]

Hello?

I'm trapped in a men's room, and all I have on is the Spider-Man suit.

Hot. Who is this?

Somebody took my shirt, and all the rest of my clothes are all toilety. I'm screwed.

Why don't you just tell Charlie the truth?

I can't, I already messed up once today, and I can't risk it.

I have another suit in my trunk, but I can't get to the car without

going through the office.

You know what's ironic?

Who could really help you right now is Spider-Man.

He's here.

Okay. Okay, okay.

No no no no no no!

[Car alarms] No no no no! Um. Okay. Okay.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
costume /ˈkɒstjuːm/ B1	noun - special clothing worn for a particular purpose or event, such as a disguise or for fun
fang /fæŋ/ C1	noun - a long sharp tooth, especially of an animal like a snake or a vampire
tool /tuːl/ A2	noun - an object used to help do work or achieve something noun - someone who is stupid or behaves in an annoying way (slang)
douche /duːʃ/ B2	noun - someone who is unpleasant or acts in a superior way (slang)
suit /suːt/ A2	noun - a set of clothes including a jacket and trousers or a skirt, usually worn for formal occasions
lazy /ˈleɪzi/ A2	adjective - unwilling to work or use energy
crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2	adjective - not normal or mentally ill adjective - very enthusiastic or excited about something
meeting /ˈmiːtɪŋ/ A2	noun - an occasion when people come together to discuss or decide something
idiot /ˈɪdiət/ A2	noun - a stupid or foolish person
lawsuit /ˈlɔːsuːt/ B2	noun - a claim made in court by a person or company that another person or company has caused them harm or loss
deposition /ˌdepəˈzɪʃən/ C2	noun - a formal statement made under oath by a witness in a court case, usually written down
vampire /ˈvæmpaɪər/ B1	noun - a fictional being that lives by biting people and sucking their blood
disappointing /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪŋ/ B1	adjective - not as good as expected or wanted
Halloween /ˌhæləˈwiːn/ A2	noun - a holiday on October 31st when people dress in unusual costumes and play tricks
trapped /træpt/ B1	adjective - unable to escape from a place or situation
screwed /skruːd/ B2	adjective - in trouble or a difficult situation (informal)
ironic /aɪˈrɒnɪk/ B2	adjective - happening in a way that is strange or funny because it is the opposite of what you expected
wear /weər/ A1	verb - to have clothing, jewelry, etc. on your body
annoying /əˈnɔɪɪŋ/ B1	adjective - causing slight anger or irritation