[English]
Wha?
He's getting away!
That's what he thinks.
(MINIONS WHOOPING)
Go! Go! Go...
Go! Go! Go!
(GRUNTS) Go! Go!
I don't think we
can make it, Gru!
We can make it!
We can make it!
No, we can't!
Ahh!
Get ready!
Get ready for...
(GRU AND MINIONS SCREAMING)
Hey.
How you doing?
(GROANS)
(COUGHING)
(GIRL GASPS)
GIRL: Are you okay?
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(CHUCKLES)
You guys are so cute.
Go get him, Gru-Gru!
Hello, Gru.
How's your
transition coming?
You know,
from world's
worst villain
to world's
worst agent?
Oh, that's hilarious.
You should be on TV.
Oh, that's right.
You were! But then
you got canceled!
(CHUCKLES)
Ha-ha!
What about that?
Ugh!
What? Oh, girls!
Oh!
(GRUNTING)
Dance fight!
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCATTING)
Ow!
(CHUCKLES)
(LAUGHS)
Alpha Team,
the diamond is secure.
Come and pick up the package.
ALPHA TEAM LEADER:
Copy that.
Alpha Team in approach.
Gru!
Did you actually
think I was unconscious?
Huh!
It's called acting,
hoser.
And clearly,
I've still got it!
(SCREAMING)
(PLAYING KEYTAR)
(GRU CONTINUES SCREAMING)
I've been a bad boy!
(CACKLES)
ALPHA TEAM LEADER:
Freeze! Don't move!
Son of a Betamax!
SOLDIER:
Go, go! Get him!
He's getting away!
(YELLING)
This isn't over, Gru.
You hear me?
This is not over.
Yeah? Well,
I still have the diamond.
(LAUGHS)
ALL: (SINGING)
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to...
Happy birthday, dear Dan
Happy birthday to you
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING)
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
Hello, Hollywood!
(ON SPEAKER)
I'm back and bigger than ever.
(AGNES SCREAMING)
I'm scared!
Thank you.
Thank you so... Oh!
(ALL SCREAMING)
CELEBRITY: No! No!
No, you can't
leave me here!
I'm famous!
(LAUGHS) Clive,
arm the canons.
Chew on this!
(SCREAMING)
(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(WHIMPERS AND SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
Hey, mullet head!
Let us out!
Oh, don't worry,
girls. I've prepared
a front row seat for you.
(ALL GASPING AND SCREAMING)
(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING)
(AGNES SCREAMS)
MARGO: Agnes!
BALTHAZAR: Once again,
I win and Gru loses!
Enjoy the show, girls.
(ALL GASP)
What in the heck?
Oh!
I hope the girls
are okay.
Bratt! Bratt at
nine o'clock...
No! Three o'clock!
He's on the left!
(GASPS) No!
I've seen this episode!
He's going to
bubblegum the whole city
and send it up into space!
(GASPS) Hurry!
(DRU GASPS)
This is it! This is it!
Lights! Camera!
Laser!
(ALL SCREAMING)
Yeah!
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
LUCY: (GASPS) Look!
I've got the girls.
You two,
go take care of Bratt.
GRU: Wait! What are
you doing?
(GRUNTING)
Look, you guys,
it's Lucy!
Lucy, over here!
Help! Help us!
Mama's comin', girls.
EDITH: Lucy! Lucy!
MARGO: We're up here!
BALTHAZAR:
Look at that laser go.
I love it when
a plan comes together.
CLIVE: (SCREAMS)
It's Gru!
(ALARM BEEPING)
(GRU LAUGHS)
Get ready, Bratt.
You're about to be
blasted back to the '80s!
(GRU LAUGHS)
DRU: Whoo-hoo!
Any last words, Gru?
You know what?
I got two words for you.
Dance fight.
Oh, itis on like Donkey Kong.
I am going to enjoy this.
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(YELLS)
(LAUGHS)
(YELLS)
(GASPS) Enough!
om (GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)
Uh-oh.
(GRUNTS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
(GROANS AND GASPS)
Game over! (LAUGHING)
Is this what
you're looking for?
No!
(PLAYING MUSIC)
(BALTHAZAR GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
No!
Curse you, Gru!
(GROANS)
Curse you!
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
(LAUGHS)
Dru? Dru?
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Hey! We did it!
Yes, we did, brother.
LUCY: Gru!
EDITH: Uncle Dru!
MARGO: Gru!
Girls!
(ALL LAUGHING)
(BUBBLEGUM POPS)
(ALL GASP)
(MINIONS CLAMORING)
(MINION SCREAMS)
(MINIONS SCREAMING)
Gru!
Hey, Mel. Welcome back.
(MINIONS CHEERING)
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
Minions!
(SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE)
The highest honor
awarded to Dr. Nefario
for your years of service,
the 21-fart gun salute!
(SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE)
(COUGHING)
Uh, I counted 22.
(CHUCKLES)
Farewell, my friends.
(SOBBING)
This may take a while.
Go about your business.
I miss you already!
Wha...?
(STAMMERS) So, this is your
new job opportunity?
Absolutely.
You're gonna like this.
EDUARDO: Sorry.
I had to borrow
some of your minions,
but it was for a worthy cause.
Oh! Kevin!
(GROANS IN DISGUST)
No, he's not Kevin anymore.
Now he is an indestructible,
mindless killing machine!
Bah!
Just watch this.
Bah!
And here's the best part!
I got an army of them!
(ALL GROWLING WILDLY)
Look, look, look! (LAUGHING)
(SQUEALS)
Bah!
Soon I will unleash
them on the world,
and if anyone,
anyone tries to stop them...
Yeow!
...their city gets eaten!
We can do it together.
Together?
Together!
I have admired your
work for years, amigo.
Stealing the Moon!
Are you kidding?
We would be unstoppable!
Men like you, men like me.
We should be ruling the world!
So, are you in?
Woo-hoo!
Uh, yeah, probably.
Probably?
I mean, yes, yes!
Of course, yes.
I just have a lot
going on right now.
I just need to get
some things off my plate
before we start
taking over the world,
that's all.
Excuse me?
No, forget it.
One hundred percent! I am in!
I think...
Do you hear that? I do.
That's Agnes calling
me from on the surface.
Totally in!
You know what?
I am not so
convinced that he is in.
(GRUNTING)
Hello, Gru!
Hey hey!
Nice work, Dr. Nefario!
I put
an antidote in the jelly.
I mean, I'm happy to
create an evil army
to destroy the world,
but nobody
messes with my family.
Thank you, Doctor.
Now, let's go get the...
Hil
You brought the girls?
Yes!
Oh.
Was that wrong?
(YELLING TRIUMPHANTLY)
What's happening
to my minions?
Gru?
You guys,
take care of
the rest of the minions.
I'm going to find Lucy.
Eat jelly, you purple freaks!
Whoa! Whoa!
It's over, El Macho.
Now, where is Lucy?
(CHUCKLES)
Let me show you.
(GASPS)
Oh, hey, Gru!
Turns out you were right
about the whole
El Macho thing, huh?
Yay!
One push of this button,
and I send that rocket
straight into the same volcano
where I faked my death.
Only this time, it's for real.
No!
Yah!
(GASPS)
Tallyho!
We could have ruled
the world together, Gru!
But now,
you're gonna die.
(GASPS)
(GRUNTING)
(ROARS)
Oh!
(GUN CLICKING)
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLS ANGRILY)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(GRUNTS)
Ah!
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
(GRUNTS)
Mmm, lipstick taser!
Aw, he copied me.
I am not afraid
of your jelly guns.
Oh, this ain't
a jelly gun, sunshine.
(GUN FARTING)
(GASPING)
(MINIONS CHEERING)
Ho-oh!
Quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack!
(KISSING)
(IMITATING A WALRUS)
Yay!
So, I take it
the date went well?
No, it was horrible.
(CHUCKLES)
(HUMMING)
High-five!
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
Bump it.
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
(HIGH-PITCHED TRUMPETING)
(RUMBLING)
(INAUDIBLE)
(SHOUTING DESPERATELY)
(LAUGHS) Suckers!
(GRUNTING)
Suckers!
(GROANS)
Ah-ha! We got it!
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
(METAL SIZZLING)
GRU: What?
Hey! Hey! What! Hey!
No, no, no!
You!
(LAUGHING)
Now, maybe you'll think twice
before you freeze someone's head!
So long, Gru!
(LAUGHING)
Quick! We can't let him get away!
(WHOOPING)
GRU: Up ahead! Up ahead!
Fire! Fire, now!
- (MACHINE GUN FIRING)
- (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
Oops, you missed me!
GRU: Come to papal!
Take that.
How adorable. (CHUCKLES)
GRU: Got you in our sights!
Like taking candy from a...
What?
Ha! Hey, Gru!
Try this on for size!
That's weird. What is going...
(SCREECHES)
This is claustrophobic!
No, no, no!
(GRUNTING)
(LAUGHING)
Too small! This is too small for me!
(ALL SCREAM)
(GROANS)
I hate that guy!
Right.
Seven, eight, nine...
Tic Tacs! Where was 1?
Seven, eight, nine...
Why are you wearing pajamas?
(SCOFFING) These aren't pajamas!
This is a warm-up suit.
(BLEEPING)
- What are you warming up for?
- Stuff.
What sort of stuff?
Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
Like sleeping?
They are not pajamas!
(ALL GRUNTING)
Here you go, 52 big ones.
(GASPS)
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
(SCREAMING)
Bye!
(DEVICE POWERING DOWN)
(GASPS)
(EXHALES)
(CRACKING)
(SHUDDERING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
(SOFTLY) Come on!
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS) What the...
Quiet down, fish!
Down, boy!
Ah-ha! (LAUGHING)
We did it! Come on, girls, let's go!
VECTOR: Oh, yeah!
Nice work, Doctor. All systems go.
Boo-ya!
(GROANING)
(SCREAMING)
My flight suit.
Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty...
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(ALL CHEERING)
ALL: Whoa!
(HOWLING)
Ah-hal
I've got it!
I've got the moon!
I've got the moon!
I can make it!
- Wait a minute!
- Kevin!