– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

- Wait! Stop it, Tinkles, stop! - Wait, Tinkles. Come back.

- Tinkles, stop! - Wait!

No, no, no!

Tinkles, stop!

I've been found!

You'll never get me, monster!

Tinkles, stop.

- Fish. - That's right, dear.

I'm still not sure I understand.

You take my kids, all day, on purpose?

Fish.

That's right.

What exactly don't you understand?

Why?

So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time.

Fish.

Don't worry, you get them back at the end of the day.

Fish.

Oh, well. That's better than nothing.

So...

What do we do now?

I think we do whatever we want.

"Whatever we want"?

Whatever we want.

- Whatever we want. - Whatever we want!

Whatever we want.

- Stop! Help me! - Whatever we want.

- Whatever we want. - Whatever we want.

Hi. Hello.

How y'all doin'?

Good evening, Captain.

Well, hello. Oh, my goodness.

Would you mind lifting your tail? You know...

- Certainly. - Okay. Thank you so much.

Hello.

Welcome aboard.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)

Oh...

(GASPS)

DENNIS: Happy birthday, Wally, Wilson, Whoopi, Waylon, Weepy and Wanye.

(SQUEAKING)

- Denisovich! My big boy! You made it! -(LAUGHS)

I thought about what you said, Dad.

- Maybe I was being a little overprotective. -Thank you, coffin cake.

Dennis! I love you! Zing!

Hi, Winnie.

I just love your yummy strawberry locks! Zing, zing!

Winnie. Give him his space, hon. I'm sorry, Mavis.

It's okay, Aunt Wanda. They're just playing.

Holy rabies! Limbo? I used to love that game!

- Get in there, Mavey. -Really? But I'm a parent now.

- Show 'em how it's done. -Okay. Okay, okay.

(ALL CHEERING)

(GASPS)

No way! A pifiata?

Oh, Mavis, honey. That's for later.

MAVISI Wh00! (CHUCKLES)

We don't want the pups to have too much...

-(ALL CHEERING) -PUP: Candy!

<i>Sugar .</i>

I'm sorry. Did I start all that?

Don't worry. There's a reason they call it a litter.

Whoa!

(GROANS)

MAVIS: Dennis! Are you okay?

- I got a candy. -Look! Your tooth came out.

Are you kidding me? He got his tooth knocked out?

Oh, yes, indeed. Here comes the fang.

Dad. His baby tooth wasn't a fang. Why would this one be?

He's not a monster.

(SNIFFING)

Ooh!

(SIGHS)

The sun's gonna come out soon, and we gotta get to his classes.

What's wrong with the classes we have here? Like the kids' yoga?

Yoga!

This is Denisovich's home.

- I don't know, Dad. -What don't you know?

Well, we've been talking about moving.

Somewhere safer for Dennis.

Maybe where Johnny grew up in California.

I'm sorry, but you can't just make somebody something they're not.

- Come on, honey. We have to go. -Zing, zing?

Mavey, wait. You can't mean that.

You're in on this? The leaving?

Uh... It's not definite at all.

It's just something she's definitely talking about,

but until we do it, it's not definitized.

Did he just cover me with birdseed?

Yeah, he covered me.

(CAWING)

Dad, it's not a fang.

Dad, I don't know if it's the right place for Dennis.

Right, Johnny?

Oh, hey, dudeman. It's not me. It's Mavey.

Hey, dudeman. I'm afraid to say anything.

Hey, dudeman. I'm a dudeman!

Uh, Drac? Who you talkin' to?

Do not disturb. The count's wiggin' out in here.

What are you wiggin' out about, Drac?

The kids. Mavey Wavey's saying she wants to leave.

She wants to leave? What about Johnny? He doesn't wanna go.

He's making the hotel more human-y for Dennis.

You know, seeing that he isn't a monster.

He is a monster!

- He's just a late fanger. -Mmm-hmm.

And I could be a hand model.

Shut up! It's all that human-y stuff that's confusing poor Denisovich.

So maybe you gotta get the kid around more monster-y things. Ooh!

Oh, I need a cape.

DRACULA: I can't. She's always around, checking up on me.

Man, if you could just get some alone time.

DRACULA: Wait a minute. That's what Johnny wants, too.

Alone time with Mavis.

(STRAINING) Have they even had a vacation since before they were married?

(TOILET FLUSHING)

They're going to now. And so are we. Frank, you're a genius.

Mmm-hmm.

(CLEARS THROAT)

We'll take Denisovich to all our old haunts.

-(RAT <i>SQUEAKING)</i> <i>- Each of us will show him our skills.</i>

<i>Teach him how to be a monster.</i>

And he'll be fanging it up in no time.

Boy turns five next week.

If he's not a vampire by his birthday, it ain't happenin'.

Oh, it ain't ain't happening, baby.

All he needs is time with his vampa.

-"Vampa"? -Vampire grandpa.

Come on, man. That's obvious.

Who is that?

Are these monsters going to kill me?

Not as long as they think you're a monster.

Huh? That's kind of racist.

We'll talk later.

(GROANING)

Is he making fun of me? No, no.

Of course he's not, because he's...

He's your cousin, Johnnystein.

Yes, yes, yes.

I don't have no cousin.

No, no, you do. He's your sixth cousin, three times removed.

On your right arm's side.

You have a cousin?

DRACULA: Frank, if your arm could talk,

he would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother.

Who married a woman.

Who was... (GAGS) For strangling a pig.

I have pig-strangling blood in my arm?

That's kind of cool.

Well, cuz, great to meet you.

So, what brings you here, Johnny?

Wah! What was that? Oh, sorry.

I should really clear my throat before I speak.

Anyway, what brings you here?

Oh. Uh.

Party planner.

Yes, I have recruited Mr. Stein here to help me with Mavis's birthday party.

Wait a minute, you asked someone to help you?

Captain Control Freak?

It's Count...

And yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful.

Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective.

Okay, Johnny, Mr. Tight Coffin over here

was planning to have these powdered lame-o0s play at the party.

So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit.

Whoa! You all play? Let's check you guys out!

♪ Girl

♪ I can't believe it's your big night

♪ Seems like only yesterday you were eating mosquitoes

♪ But now you're eating frogs and mice

♪ Scarfing them down like Doritos

♪ Tell me

♪ Where did the time go, girl? ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys.

Stop.

That's cute, but kind of old school.

Yes, thank you, Johnny.

You got to totally tempo things up.

Here, let me show you.

JONATHAN: Werewolf man, give me a jam!

Two, three, four!

♪ Vampire girl with the fangy fangs

♪ Hair real cute with the bangy bangs

♪ Little princess gonna be a queen

♪ Legal bat lady turning 118 ♪

CROWD: 118! Say 118!

118!

Yeah! Stage dive!

Awesome.

I am so blown away right now.

I think my cuz Is gonna make this

the best party ever!

Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks.

We should do a dance contest!

We're not doing any of that.

We've got to stay on schedule, all right?

All right, Dad, all right.

Johnny, you're coming, too. I don't know.

Is it cool with Dracula? Johnny, come with us.

N-27.

N-27.

G-61.

G-61.

Bingo! Bingo!

How dare you.

Do you know what doctor made me?

I didn't do that.

Circles?

Fly?

Hands? Film.

Vomit. The Vomit?

The Throw Up. No. That wasn't a clue.

Nothing?

Emptiness? Glasses?

Glasses? Glasses shaking?

Glasses shaking sideways!

Through The Looking-Glass?

GRIFFIN: I stink at this.

(SIGHS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

I didn't do that.

His music is too powerful!

We're gonna need something even more positive.

Now, Drac!

So don't worry

Be happy

Don't worry

- Really? - It has a nice message.

Don't worry

Be happy

I've had enough of this nonsense!

Johnny, we need the most brain-dominating,

toe-tappinating song in the history of all the universe.

Come on. Where is it?

I don't know!

There's too many choices.

No, wait!

This is it.

What the...

Boy, that stinks.

It's working!

Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music.

I kind of like it.

No!

I'm a slave to the rhythm!

No!

Drac, what are you doing?

You got to be greater than the haters!

Why?

Why, after everything,

would you save my life?

Because basically we are all the same.

Claws or hands, two eyes or three eyes.

- Green skin. - No skin.

- Prickly. - Brainy.

I'm sorry.

Happy birthday, Dennis. I made you a treat.

- Dead pigeon? -Enjoy it.

'Cause once I graduate business school and start running a company,

you're not gonna get home-cooked meals like this anymore.

I have to move away, Winnie. To California.

My mommy thinks I'm not happy here cebause I don't have hair on my face like you.

I'm sorry I'm not a monster.

No, you are perfect. You're the nicest boy I know.

- And I have 300 brothers. -You're nice, too, Winnie.

-(LOUD THUD) -(BOTH GASPING)

-(GROWLING) -(BOTH SCREAMING)

Well, well, well. The little human and his pet.

- Dennis! -Denisovich!

- He's not in the room. -He's not by the pool.

- He's not in this pot of soup. -Where could he be?

I don't know why I ever invited you.

- Dennis! -Dennis!

- Denisovich! -Dennis!

Having fun?

I'm having even more fun now that you're here.

You know, Dad, I feel really lucky to have this time with you.

All of us together, it's really special.

Me, too, spider monkey.

Now, are you ready for me to destroy you in monster ball?

Monster ball!

Come on, Papa Drac!

Bring it on!

For I am king of family fun!

All right! Who is ready to get pummelled?

I got to warn you,

I played second-team coed intramural volleyball at Santa Cruz.

Sure, pal. Whatever you say.

Everybody, just please watch the hair.

Watch the hair!

Let's go! Let's do this!

Oh, my gosh, this is gonna be so much fun.

Get ready.

Here comes the pain!

- Spike! - Not the hair!

No, no, no!

All right!

Captain Ericka, you are needed on deck.

Next stop... Buh-bye, Dracula.

All right, baby!

Oh, baby, I got this.

Hey there, monsters.

Yeah! What'd I say!

We're arriving at our first destination.

The underwater volcano!

Everyone, grab your scuba gear and get ready to explore

the wonders of the sea.

Especially you,

Count Dracula.

You see that, pal? She likes you.

No, no, no.

That sounds like a Zing in full effect.

No, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes.

I'm just here to have family fun.

Family, family, fun, fun.

So, Drac, I wanted to go through some thoughts I had,

as your new human relations coordinating co-assistant.

Sure. It's a real job.

Not a cheap excuse to keep Mavis happy, so you never leave here.

Right. So, I was thinking,

since we have so many humans now, maybe update some of the acts?

Like, maybe the magician?

What's wrong with Harry Three-Eye?

Well, he might be a little old-school for the humans.

Tell me, sir, what was your card?

The three of spades?

Is this your card, my friend?

Whoa!

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

No, Harry's great.

Can't blame Harry for the crowd not being hip.

Okay, what about Wayne?

Wayne? Are you nuts? He's my boy.

Then maybe something other than tennis?

Okay, so, what you wanna do

is lift the racket right on impact, so you get that nice top spin.

Try and hit one.

(BARKING)

(PANTING)

-(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) -What is that? What's the noise? It's on me!

It's just the cell phone I got you.

Clifton's sending you a text so you can practice how to write back.

-(CELL PHONE CHIMES) -Oh!

Eh...

- What the... It's not doing it. -I got it.

(JONATHAN READING)

Now you can text Clifton.

All right, fine.

- How do you do this? -JONATHAN: Maybe it's your fingernails.

It's easy. Look. I'll text Mavis.

Psyched for date night.

-(CELL PHONE CHIMES) -See? And now look, she texted right back.

"Gotta cancel. Can't leave Dennis."

Okay.

Are we never allowed to be alone again?

I need to feel loved, too.

And send.

Okay. All that taught me is that you're pathetic.

Yeah, got it. Maybe you should just get Bluetooth.

Okay. Blue Tooth, come over here.

So, now what?

Rise and shine, my Denisovich.

Hi, Papa.

Hello, my little devil. Did you have sweet nightmares?

Uh-huh. I dreamed that I saw a stegosaurus.

Oh... And were you drinking his blood?

- No. -Just throwing it out there.

- Hey! You want to do something cool? -Yeah! (CHUCKLES)

I'm going to teach you how to turn into a bat. Like me.

- See? -(CHUCKLES) Cool.

Yes! Cool, like I said.

Now you W-

I'm a bat. (GIGGLES)

I'm a bat. I'm a bat. I'm a bat.

I'm a bat.

- I mean, a real bat. -I'm a bat!

(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)

Denisovich. Take a breath. You can really turn into a bat.

Try. Feel the bat.

Not a chicken.

What's that? The electric boogaloo?

If I show you I can bust a move, will you try to fly, then?

Uh-huh.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Dad? Why are you guys dancing?

Welcome to Hotel Transylvania!

Human-free since 1898.

Your safest destination.

Take an itinerary.

I have personally designed a spectacular schedule of events,

all leading to my daughter's birthday extravaganza tomorrow.

We always look forward to coming every year, Count.

We enjoy the safety so much.

Of course. That's why we built it.

Yes, good evening.

(BABBLING) Thank you, Marty.

You look pale, as well.

SUIT OF ARMOR: Sir, sir, sir!

We have an urgent plumbing issue.

Plumbing? On it.

Mr. Ghouligan! (GROANING)

There is a clogged toilet in room 348.

(ROARING)

It's okay. We all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot.

(GROANING)

(KIDS CHEERING)

Hey, kids, reel it in.

You're only supposed to make Mom and Dad miserable.

Now, now, is that any way to behave?

This is a hotel, not a cemetery.

Sorry, Uncle Drac.

Drac! How are ya?

Wayne, my old friend!

Couldn't wait for this weekend.

Always great to be out of the shadows for a couple days.

The family looks beautiful.

Let me just clean up their filth.

Housekeeping!

(GIGGLING)

Frankie, my boy! Look at you!

Still traveling by mail, Mr. Cheapo, huh?

It's not a money thing.

I have a plane phobia, okay?

I mean, at any moment, those engines could catch...

Fire! Yeah, yeah.

"Fire bad."

We know.

Augustus, Porridge Head, come on!

Does that look like Frankenstein's head?

Hey, Drac, buddy, what's going on with your cape there?

What do you mean? Oh!

Who pinched me?

Guilty. You're irresistible.

Yes, very amusing, Invisible Man.

Hello. Great to "see" you.

Never gets old.

(SLAP) Ho-ho-ho.

GRIFFIN: Missed me.

Missed me, missed me, missed me.

Okay, you win. Hold this bacon.

Why am I holding bacon... Ahh!

No! Get 'em off!

Here comes the party!

Hello, Murray!

Drac, what's up, buddy?

The sand, Murray, the sand!

Always with the sand.

Whee!

Wolfie! Wanda! Frank!

I love this guy.

He always bringing it full tilt.

You're looking skinny, too.

Now that you're just a head.

Okay, you'll pay for that.

So what's up, Drac?

The hotel is looking off the hook.

Hey, guys, watch this.

By the way, you were right about those directions.

Oh, good, good.

Yeah, I took the Tigris

through the Nile, and there was absolutely no traffic.

You're kidding me.

Right in my lobby?

Drac, I swear, man, I don't run like that.

(SNIGGERING)

Housekeeping!

I was not the cause of that.

We're ready!

If only Martha were here to see this.

She's always here, Wanda.

Okay, friends,

I am so glad you are here to celebrate.

Another birthday for my sweet little Mavis,

and another successful year of refuge from them!

DRACULA: These are recent human images

our surveillance has uncovered.

They are getting fatter so as to overpower us.

And they are wearing less clothing,

allowing more movement to strangle us

or cut open our heads and put candy in them.

But they will never

find us here.

Evil villain, you will never win!

Okie doke. The fun starts in 30 minutes.

Right now, I have to see my little girl.

She's not so little anymore!

Yes, she is!

EUNICE: What's going on out there?

Are we at the hotel?

Frank, did you book us for a tandem massage?

Did you get us a table at Hunchback's?

Did you do anything?

You're welcome.

EUNICE: What's going on?

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
monster /ˈmɒn.stər/ B2	noun - a large, frightening imaginary creature
vampire /ˈvæm.paɪər/ B2	noun - a mythical creature that lives by drinking blood
birthday /ˈbɜːrθ.deɪ/ A2	noun - the anniversary of the day on which a person was born
candy /ˈkæn.di/ A2	noun - sweet confections, often made of sugar
cape /keɪp/ B1	noun - a sleeveless outer garment that hangs from the shoulders
family /ˈfæm.ɪ.li/ A2	noun - a group consisting of parents and their children
happy /ˈhæp.i/ A1	adjective - feeling or showing pleasure or contentment
love /lʌv/ A1	verb - to feel deep affection for someone or something noun - a strong feeling of deep affection
human /ˈhjuː.mən/ B1	noun - a person, a member of the species Homo sapiens adjective - relating to or characteristic of people
scared /skɛrd/ B1	adjective - fearful; feeling afraid
cake /keɪk/ A1	noun - a sweet baked dessert, usually flat and layered
party /ˈpɑːr.ti/ A2	noun - a social gathering for celebration or entertainment
schedule /ˈskedʒ.uːl/ B2	noun - a plan that lists when events will happen
scream /skriːm/ B1	verb - to shout loudly, often due to fear or pain noun - a loud, high-pitched cry
laugh /lɑːf/ A2	verb - to make sounds and movements of the face that show happiness noun - the sound made when a person laughs
friend /frɛnd/ A2	noun - a person who you know well and like a lot
danger /ˈdeɪn.dʒər/ B1	noun - the possibility of suffering harm or injury
magic /ˈmædʒ.ɪk/ B2	noun - the art of producing seemingly impossible feats by supernatural means