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[English]

i'm gonna hit the break room does

anybody want anything

bam you good yeah sure okay

i have the best stocked survival shelter

in northeastern pennsylvania but

everything has a shelf life

so i must eat and then replace

everything that's about to expire

it's nice not to have to plan my meals

you're eating

eight-year-old tomatoes they're still

good for another week you know i think i

might have some type of cheese in the

back of my fridge you might like

i've got some cheese you might like too

in between my toes

all right picture this snowy ash

drizzles from the sky

a rabid pack of dogs surrounds you as

the flame at the end of your stick dies

out

there's only one hope left for you the

door to my shelter you pound

you beg dwight please let me in but i

ignore your cries and do not let you in

you want to know why because of the sign

that says no pounding no begging no

because you laughed at me

kevin will be eaten pam will be taken

slave

jim will be made a warlord's jester

meredith will do okay

be assured this day will come it's just

a matter of time could be one month

could be two months three months could

be

four months i could see that happening

yes eight months that's a realistic

timeline

11 months perhaps

okay wait now really think hard about

this one

one year i could see that as a very real

possibility

494 months i could see that happening

495 months that's just

i have recently taken a lover well

that's great congratulations

who's the lucky lady pam's mom

what pam's mom helene remember from your

wedding

you're messing with me about what you

did not have sex with pam's mom

oh big time what kind of cars to drive

she drives a green camera

and the seats go all the way down all

the way down oh my god

oh my gosh what okay

never tell pam and then secondly good

packed

a packed although i may have to break it

tonight when helene and i tell pam over

dinner

you all right oh my god hey jim

not now toby my god get the hell out of

here idiot

what did i do okay as far as dinner

tonight

cancel that and please for both of our

sakes never

ever ever see her again i think you're

underestimating pam

i think more than anything she wants me

to be happy no

not more than anything okay i i have a

good thing

with the mom don't call her she's right

on my way home from work then take a

different way home man

all right i'll take surface streets it's

the last thing in the world i would want

to do is upset pam okay

so we're good yeah

i drink like a hundred iced macchiatos a

day and practically nothing else

wow there's a really cool coffee place

jitters

at the steamtown mall you've been there

no

you've never been to jitters ryan you

are so dorky

give me your number so i can text you

um come on

can i have an email address but i just

thought you should know

i think something a little fishy is

going on a little fishy

yeah i mean i've been noticing all day

that little girl is a child i don't want

to see you sniffing around her

anymore this afternoon do you understand

boy have you lost your mind cause i'll

help you

find it what you're looking for ain't

nobody gonna help you out there jesus

can come through that door and he's not

gonna help you

if you don't stop sniffing after my

child okay

hey hello

jim what's up buddy this is not funny

why is my stuff in here

wow that's weird ooh dollar for stapler

that's pretty good yeah well i'm not

paying for my own stuff

okay i know you did this because you're

friends with the vending machine guy oh

steve

that's my pencil cup um i don't think so

i just bought it

uh i think so and you're going to hand

it over to me

i love these okay fine

oh there it is j1

here you know i don't know how many

okay i have an announcement you pushed

daryl out the window no i'm shot dwight

no

no that is not funny i love my employees

even though i hit one of you with my car

for which

i take full responsibility look i'm just

trying to take everybody's mind off of

this unavoidable

tragedy and onto more positive things

so i thought we should plant a tree

oh good at least we don't have to work

okay we're leaving for the hospital at

one so

like a freedom tree i can take three

people i can also take three people

separate cars pam all right we'll get a

card at the hospital and we'll sign it

outside our room

pam sales people can go later in the day

hourly workers can go at lunch

okay good good so we'll just all go down

there together at lunch

excellent i was thinking good work pam

but if yay

all right since i am the boss i will

drive as well who wants shotgun

you can't be serious you ran a woman

over this morning everyone inside the

car

was fine stanley

that's interesting wow it's a little

early for ice cream

it's never too early for ice cream gem

but we didn't have any ice cream

so this is mayonnaise and black olives

oh it's comfort food all right

god oscar toby and i are founding

members of the finer things club

we meet once a month to discuss books

and art celebrate culture

in a very civilized way sometimes the

debate can get

heated but we're always respectful

there is no paper no plastic and no work

talk aloud it's very exclusive

besides having sex with men i would say

the finer things club is the gayest

thing about me

so tell me again why i can't be a part

of your club because some people think

that you monopolize the conversation by

trying to be funny

oscar some people

found him jim we're getting crapped on

word is our branch sucks and we have to

do something about it so what are you

gonna do

what are we gonna do we are going to

make a monster sail is what we're going

to do

corcoran dropped staples did they yes

they did oh yes they did and we are

going to

murder it you me dwight are going to

jump in my pt cruiser

we are going to crush this sale we are

going to prove

what the hell is that music it's vivaldi

for finer things that's the problem

that's the problem we need

rock and roll pam rock and roll all

right

oh my

god that's why people are leaving

i i have no words

oh god that tickles what i want someone

to follow donna

i want her tailed i need the name of a

good private investigator

i think i've got one for you

this is you how much you charge 100 a

day plus expenses i'll give you 50.

money's no object

done i'm just gonna warn you and i say

this to all my clients

you might not like what i find okay and

you might not like

how i find it

how can he still not know we can't

figure that out i can't take it anymore

wait what you can't take what i am

telling andy no

you can't do that it shouldn't come from

you who should have come from then

answer your love for

angela angela are you still having

intercourse with her

what is wrong with you she is engaged

did you ever have intercourse in this

office

are you serious ugh

where where

where dwight seems like you already know

where

hey are your little dudes crawling yet

no three-month-old humans don't do that

my philip is crawling

angela is such a liar it's maddening

exactly that's just like crate training

all night long

all night long well count yourself lucky

wait until you have two

that's two sleep schedules two naps that

don't coincide i mean you'll never sleep

again

no one said you must have two like her

genes are so important

the world just needs more pam gym dna

thank you no no

thank you

[Laughter]

check this out my brother just got a new

sailboat he has no idea

what he just got himself into there's

nothing harder than taking care of a

boat

am i right unbelievable unbelievable

you

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
stocked /stɒkt/ A2	verb - to supply or fill with a particular product or item
expire /ɪkˈspaɪr/ B1	verb - to come to an end or expire, especially of a deadline or shelf life
rabid /ˈræbɪd/ B2	adjective - extremely or violently enthusiastic
surround /səˈraʊnd/ A2	verb - to be all around something or someone
pound /paʊnd/ A1	verb - to strike repeatedly with great force
ignore /ɪɡˈnɔr/ A2	verb - to refuse to acknowledge or pay attention to
realistic /rɪəˈlɪstɪk/ B1	adjective - based on or reflecting reality
underestimate /ˌʌndərˈɛstɪmeɪt/ B2	verb - to judge or estimate something to be smaller or less significant than it actually is
mayonnaise /ˌmeɪəˈnɛz/ A1	noun - a thick, creamy sauce made from oil, egg yolks, and lemon juice or vinegar
exclusive /ɪkˈskluːsɪv/ B1	adjective - restricted to a particular group or individual
monopolize /məˈnɒpəlaɪz/ B2	verb - to dominate or control something, especially a conversation or resource
investigator /ɪnˈvɛstɪɡeɪtər/ B1	noun - a person who investigates or examines something thoroughly
intercourse /ˈɪntərˌkɔrs/ B2	noun - sexual relations between people
sailboat /ˈseɪlboʊt/ A1	noun - a boat propelled by sails
unbelievable /ˌʌnbɪˈliːvəbəl/ A2	adjective - too extraordinary to be believed