so I thought Joey and I would be okay
00:00
once we hung out but it's like we don't
00:02
even know how to be with each other
00:03
anymore I know it's tough now but things
00:05
will get better how do you know that
00:07
what if it just gets worse and worse and
00:09
worse to the point where we can't even
00:11
be in the same room with each
00:13
other I'm not great at the
00:15
advice can I interest you in a sarcastic
00:17
comment some
00:22
cheese thing is don't rush into anything
00:25
yeah come on think about it you're 18
00:28
okay she's
00:31
44 when you're 36 she's going to be
00:32
[Music]
00:35
88 you don't think I know
00:38
that look the point
00:42
is there's a lot of women out there you
00:45
haven't even had sex with yet yeah he's
00:47
he's right he's right this is your time
00:49
you know yeah you're young you're you're
00:51
weird chicks dig
00:54
that okay but isn't sex better when it's
00:56
with one person that you really really
00:58
care about yeah in a poem
01:00
maybe no the man's right that's what I
01:03
had with Rachel you don't have it
01:07
anymore no I uh I slept with someone
01:09
else okay so wait all right so how did
01:13
that make things
01:16
better it
01:18
didn't okay so what you used to have
01:21
with Rachel is what I got with Alice now
01:23
what what what is that like it's so cool
01:26
man it's so it's just cuz being with her
01:28
is so much better than like not being
01:30
with
01:33
her why can't I find that don't ask me I
01:34
had an I blew it well I want it you can
01:37
have it I don't know maybe I can I mean
01:40
maybe there's something wrong with me no
01:42
it's out there man I've seen it I got
01:44
it then you hold on to it all right man
01:48
all right congratulations lucky F you're
01:51
Frank's best
01:55
man I could help it their love is so
01:58
pure well what about you huh I'm the
02:02
ring
02:06
bearer I just didn't want it to end this
02:07
way you know maybe you didn't want it to
02:10
end what do you
02:13
mean you seem to really like
02:15
her yeah I really
02:20
do yeah but what am I going to do I mean
02:24
we we both agreed it was going to be a
02:26
two we thing you know no
02:27
commitment
02:32
Ross that girl just spent the entire
02:34
evening talking to your
02:37
friends asking to hear stories about you
02:39
looking through Monica's photo
02:43
albums I mean you don't do that if
02:45
you're just in it for two
02:47
weeks you think yeah you've got like 14
02:49
hours until she has to be at the airport
02:54
and you're sitting here in a hallway
02:57
with 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat
02:59
[Laughter]
03:03
lip yeah you're right
03:06
yeah
03:13
thanks what photo album was it I don't
03:19
know you and a bunch of albino
03:23
kids oh my God those weren't albino kids
03:27
that was computer Camp
03:31
R hey
03:39
kicky what are you doing just trying to
03:43
get comfortable can't sleep in my
03:46
underwear well you're going
03:48
to I've been thinking you know about how
03:56
I'm always seeing girls on top of
03:59
girls are they end to end or tall like
04:04
pancakes you know what I mean about how
04:07
I'm always going out with all these
04:10
women cuz I always figured when the
04:11
right one comes along I'll be able to be
04:13
a standup guy and Go the Distance you
04:15
know I'm looking at my dad thinking hey
04:17
you're not him you're
04:21
you when they were all over you to go
04:23
into your father's pipe fitting business
04:25
did you cave no no you decided to go
04:26
into the out of work actor
04:30
business and that wasn't easy but you
04:33
did it and I'd like to believe that when
04:35
the right woman comes along you will
04:38
have the courage and the guts to say no
04:40
thanks I'm
04:43
[Applause]
04:46
married you really think so yeah I
04:49
really do thanks CH get
04:53
off listen I wanted to ask you something
04:56
about marriage oh great now you're
04:59
seeking me out to make jokes I mean I
05:01
can see if we're all hanging out but to
05:02
come to my home no no I really want to
05:04
know how you feel about it why Mike
05:07
doesn't ever want to get
05:10
married never
05:12
never wow well you still going to move
05:15
in with him well I want to but I just
05:18
wanted you to tell me that marriage
05:21
really isn't that big a deal you know
05:23
that I won't I won't be missing out on
05:24
anything that marriage stinks
05:26
yeah marri
05:30
stinks I mean if you want to see a man
05:32
gain weight and a woman Stop Shaving get
05:35
him
05:38
married that's not how you really feel
05:39
is it no I'm
05:42
sorry look I I know it's not what you
05:44
want to hear right now but I can't help
05:46
it I I love marriage seriously you
05:48
divorce
05:50
o if you have to call me a name I prefer
05:52
Ross the divorcer it's just
05:55
cooler look look look I know my
05:58
marriages didn't exactly work out but
06:00
you know I I loved being that committed
06:03
to another person and Carol and I had
06:05
some good times before she became a
06:07
lesbian and once
06:10
afterward anyway I'm I'm
06:13
sorry it's okay that's how you
06:15
feel but come on I mean living together
06:19
will be great I mean you guys have so
06:22
much fun and you love Mike I do love
06:24
Mike yeah see and you were so excited
06:27
about moving in together before and you
06:30
know what you should be it's a big
06:32
deal yeah I guess you're
06:35
right yeah thanks this helped thanks the
06:38
divorcer to the
06:41
rescue it's not cooler I just heard it
06:43
we just think that you're having to
06:46
sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy
06:48
yeah we just think that maybe she's
06:51
being a little unreasonable yes yes
06:53
unreasonable
06:57
reasonable how about we have this
07:00
conversation when one of you guys gets
07:02
married you have no idea what it takes
07:04
to make a marriage work it's about
07:07
compromise do you always like it no do
07:09
you do it yes because it's not all
07:12
laughing Happy Candy in the sky drinking
07:14
coffee at Central Park all the time it's
07:17
real life okay it's what grownups do
07:19
I think he's right you guys hang out at
07:30
the coffee house way too much it's just
07:32
that now that they're in
07:35
me it's like it's like I know them you
07:37
know and
07:41
and it's just not it's not going to be
07:43
easy when you know these little babies
07:45
have to go
07:46
away I know
07:48
sweetie but it's not like you're not
07:50
going to have anything you're going to
07:51
have nieces and nephews in some ways
07:53
that's even better yeah okay no really
07:56
really PHS I mean you're not going to be
08:00
the one worrying about saving for
08:02
college or yelling at them when they're
08:04
bad you know or deciding to put them on
08:07
Rin when they just won't calm
08:09
down you know you're going to be the one
08:12
that they come to when they want to run
08:14
away from home and the one they talk to
08:15
about sex you just get to be cool a
08:18
Phoebe cool
08:22
amphibi I am pretty cool oh
08:25
yeah and you know what else oh my God
08:29
are they going to love
08:32
you they are going to love me
08:33
oh thanks you guys a again a
08:37
sweetie thanks oh what oh god just
08:44
kidding what oh my god oh got you again
08:49
you're so easy it's Sunday night and he
08:52
didn't call
08:55
bummer yeah right look look at you
08:57
you're practically giddy no I'm
09:00
genuinely sorry the mark thing didn't
09:02
work out look rich I want only good
09:03
things for you wait a minute why don't
09:06
you just call
09:10
Mark I mean who says you have to sit
09:12
here and wait for him you've got to make
09:15
stuff happen yeah but you you don't want
09:17
to seem too
09:19
pushy honey it's not pushy he gave her
09:20
his home number what he gave you his
09:23
home number as in like to to his home
09:25
yeah and you don't mind if I call
09:28
because you only want good things for me
09:30
that's right good things that that is
09:32
what I
09:34
said hello Mark hi it's Rachel
09:38
Green
09:42
oh oh no don't you
09:45
apologize yeah I'll hold he left my
09:48
number at work he was going to get it
09:52
but he was helping his niece with her
09:53
report on the
09:54
Pioneers it's so made up
09:56
yeah oh my God tomorrow that no it's
10:00
perfect oh God thank you so much great
10:03
bye I got the interview Oh yay there you
10:08
go he even offered to meet me for lunch
10:11
and prep me for it oh that is amazing
10:14
well if I know Mark and I think I
10:17
do I'd expect nothing less I got to
10:20
figure out what I'm going to wear high
10:23
collar and baggy pants say I'm a pro
10:25
yeah right okay I'll see you guys
10:29
later you go get
10:31
him what did I do to you did I hurt you
10:34
in some
10:37
way what why don't you call him well
10:38
thank you very much you know now he's
10:42
going to prep her you know prep her as
10:44
in what you do before you surgically
10:46
remove the
10:47
boyfriend are you crazy am I am I am I
10:49
out of my mind am I losing my
10:53
senses this dreamy guy is taking my
10:56
Girling out for a meal Ross you know
10:59
this isn't even about you I mean this is
11:01
about Rachel and something wonderful
11:03
happening for her I mean you know even
11:04
if you're right what if he wants to
11:06
sleep with her does that mean he gets
11:08
to no don't you trust her well yeah then
11:10
get over yourself grow
11:14
up you grow
11:20
up I don't I don't know what's going to
11:23
happen with Phoebe and David I do want a
11:25
hint huh
11:28
I
11:30
do I
11:32
do okay I'm sensing this is some kind of
11:35
word play because you are pink with
11:38
barely controlled
11:40
Glee David's going to propose to Phoebe
11:41
what
11:45
why because we were talking about ways
11:47
that he could beat Mike and I told him
11:50
that Phoebe wanted to get married
11:52
Chandler we have talked about this you
11:53
are not supposed to give people advice
11:55
now couldn't you have made some sort of
12:00
inappropriate joke I did a penis
12:01
one just so I know what was so wrong
12:05
about what I said they've only been
12:07
going out for a few weeks Phoebe is
12:09
completely hung up on Mike she'll say no
12:11
David's heart will be broken it'll be
12:15
too hard for them to recover from and
12:17
then phebe will end up alone
12:19
again man that's some bad
12:22
advice I've just never had a
12:24
relationship with that kind of passion
12:27
you know where where you have to have
12:28
somebody right there in the middle of a
12:30
theme
12:32
park well it was the only thing to do
12:35
there that didn't have a
12:37
line all right well see I mean Barry
12:40
wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature
12:42
golf course come on no you said we were
12:44
holding up the people behind
12:47
us and you didn't marry him
12:49
because I mean do you
12:53
think there are people that go through
12:55
life never having that kind of probably
12:57
really but but you know I'll tell you
13:01
something passion is way overrated yeah
13:03
right it is uh eventually it kind of
13:06
burns out but hopefully what you're left
13:09
with is trust and security and uh well
13:12
in the case of my ex-wife lesbian
13:16
is hey b hey hey y' oh how' It Go um not
13:20
so good he walked me to the subway and
13:24
said we should do this again oh
13:26
what you said we should do it again
13:29
that's good right uh no Loosely
13:31
translated we should do this again means
13:33
you will never see me
13:35
naked since when since always it's like
13:38
dating language you know like it's not
13:42
you means it is you or you're such a
13:45
nice guy means I'm going to be dating
13:49
leather-wearing alcoholics and
13:50
complaining about them to
13:52
you or or or you know um I think we
13:54
should see other people means I already
13:57
am and everybody knows this oh yeah
14:00
cushions the blow yeah it's like when
14:04
you're a kid and your parents put your
14:05
dog to sleep and they tell you it went
14:07
off to live on some Farm that's funny
14:08
that no because uh our parents actually
14:11
did uh send our dog off to live on a
14:13
farm uh
14:16
Ross what hello the Milner's Farm in
14:20
Connecticut the milers they had this
14:23
unbelievable farm that they horses and
14:25
then rabbits that he could Chase and
14:27
it oh my God cheat
14:32
CH Janice likes to cuddle at night which
14:36
you know I'm all for but uh you know
14:40
when you want to go to sleep you want
14:43
some space so uh you know how do I tell
14:45
her that without you know accidentally
14:47
calling her fat or
14:50
something no honey I'm sorry we can't
14:51
help you there cuz we're cuddly
14:54
sleepers okay I'm laid for work oh all
14:57
right are you guys going to come down uh
15:00
yeah yeah I'll I'm right behind you okay
15:02
good luck Chandler thank you Rachel bye
15:04
sweetie
15:06
honey okay the sleeping
15:09
thing very tricky business but there is
15:12
something you can do I thought you guys
15:15
were cuddly sleepy
15:16
no no not cuddly not me just her I'm
15:20
like you I need the
15:23
room okay come here
15:25
okay you're in bed
15:31
yeah I'm going to use the cushion
15:37
yeah okay you're in bed she's over on
15:41
your side cuddling now you wait for her
15:44
to drift off and then you hug her and
15:48
roll her over to her side of the bed and
15:53
then you
15:57
roll
16:00
away hug for
16:03
her roll for
16:08
you okay the old hug and roll y okay one
16:12
question shoot you're pretending the
16:16
pillow's a girl
16:17
right guess what you got a job are you
16:20
kidding I'm trained for
16:23
nothing I was laughed at 12 interviews
16:27
today and yet you're surprisingly upbeat
16:29
well you would be too if you found Joan
16:32
and David boots on sale 50% off oh how
16:34
well you know
16:38
me they're my new I don't need a job I
16:40
don't need my parents I've got great
16:43
boots
16:44
boots how' you pay for them a credit
16:46
card and who pays for
16:49
that um my
16:51
father come on you can't live off your
16:56
parents your whole life I know that
16:58
that's why I was getting
17:00
married give her a break it's hard being
17:02
on your own for the first time thank you
17:04
you're welcome I remember when I first
17:07
came to this city I was 14 my mom had
17:09
just killed herself and my stepdad was
17:11
back in prison and I got here and I
17:13
didn't know anybody and I ended up
17:15
living with this albino guy who was like
17:17
cleaning windshields outside Port
17:19
Authority and then he killed
17:20
himself and then I found aroma therapy
17:23
so believe me I know exactly how you
17:26
feel
17:28
the word you're looking for
17:32
is
17:35
anyway all right you ready I don't think
17:40
so oh come on cut cut cut cut cut cut
17:43
cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut C cut
17:47
[Applause]
17:50
cut Welcome to the Real World it sucks
17:53
you're going to love it so what we just
17:56
sit oh no no we're not going to just sit
17:59
watch Hello Chandler Bing hello Mr
18:06
Bing I love
18:10
you all right whoever this is stop
18:12
calling
18:14
me it's been 6 months it's not
18:16
funny but I love you leave me alone for
18:20
the love of God leave me
18:24
alone and that's Wednesday
18:26
hey you feeling better yeah I think that
18:31
fifth shower actually got the interview
18:33
off
18:34
me so do you have any other
18:35
possibilities oh yeah well there is the
18:38
possibility that I won't make rent if
18:40
you want I can lend you some money no no
18:42
no cuz if I couldn't pay you back right
18:45
away then I'd feel guilty and tense
18:47
every time I saw you oh okay well then
18:48
why you uh won't you borrow it from Mom
18:51
and Dad you feel guilty and tense around
18:52
them already you might as well make some
18:54
money off of them
18:57
[Applause]
18:58
[Music]
18:59
hi hi hi darling so what's this some of
19:03
your old stuff well sweetie we have a
19:07
surprise for you we're turning your room
19:10
into a
19:13
gym wow that is a surprise just one
19:15
little question uh why not Ross's room
19:18
gosh we talked about that but your
19:21
brother has so many science trophies and
19:22
plaques and merit badges well we didn't
19:25
want to disturb them oh God
19:28
forbid you know if she you know that
19:35
Stephie graph has quite a
19:37
tush I'm just saying it's right
19:40
there hey guys hi darling where's my
19:43
grandson you didn't bring him no he's at
19:48
the Carol's and Susan's today a woman in
19:50
my office is a
19:53
lesbian I'm just saying
19:56
oh Jack look there's that house Bank
19:59
commercial that cracks you
20:01
up where have you been emotional hell so
20:07
did they lend you the money yet no but
20:11
that's probably because I haven't asked
20:13
them yet come on Monica do it hey you
20:14
guys um Monica has some
20:17
news um yeah so uh listen I'm sorry I
20:21
didn't tell you this before but um I I'm
20:24
no longer at my job
20:27
I I had to leave it why because they
20:29
made
20:33
me you were
20:34
fired what are you going to do Judy Judy
20:37
relax this is our little harmonica we're
20:40
talking about we taught her well 10% of
20:42
your paycheck where does it go in the
20:46
bank the
20:48
bank there you go so she dips into her
20:49
savings that's what it's there for she's
20:52
going to be fine and if you need a
20:54
little extra you know where to find her
20:56
it anything larger back
20:59
there isn't this
21:01
great couldn't you just stay like this
21:04
forever
21:10
chanler couldn't you just stay here
21:11
forever yeah here somewhere else you
21:14
know where
21:17
wherever are you okay yeah I'm cool
21:19
casual what what are you doing well just
21:24
hanging out you know having fun you know
21:27
with the girl that I'm seeing
21:29
casually man I knew it I knew you were
21:32
going to do this what get all freaked
21:35
out because everybody was talking and
21:37
just joking around about marriage and
21:38
stuff well you you do want all that
21:40
stuff right oh and you know what I want
21:43
yes you want babies you have baby
21:46
fever I do not have baby fever oh please
21:49
you are obsessed with babies and and
21:53
marriage and everything that's related
21:55
to babies and and and
21:56
marriage you know what I got a good idea
21:59
why don't we turn the heat down on this
22:01
pressure
22:02
cooker you lost your mind Chandler this
22:04
isn't about me this is about you and all
22:08
your weird relationship commitment crap
22:09
nuh I know you okay I know the thoughts
22:12
that you have in the head in your
22:14
head you don't know everything did you
22:16
know that I'm going out with Rachel
22:19
tonight instead of you hm and did you
22:20
know that the only baby around here is
22:22
you and did you know that I can't even
22:24
look at you right now
22:26
yeah I did not know
22:30
that it's going to be okay right I mean
22:34
she's not going to leave me this is this
22:37
is fixable oh yeah sure absolutely by me
22:39
oh no no
22:43
no well unless you make some kind of big
22:45
gesture yeah big
22:49
though oh shoot the
22:51
misses can I get a coffee
22:55
to
22:59
go I'm I'm still not done not wanting to
23:01
talk to you just tell me what I need to
23:03
do to make things right what well that's
23:05
what we do you know I I mess up and then
23:08
you tell me how to fix it and then I do
23:10
and then you know you think I'm all cute
23:12
again I'm really I'm really tired of
23:14
being your relationship tutor you're
23:17
going to have to figure this one out for
23:19
yourself right you know what you're too
23:20
afraid to be in a real relationship and
23:23
don't be in one
23:25
hey how's it going did you make any new
23:35
friends yeah yeah I met this
23:38
woman hey whoa whoa what she like uh
23:40
well she's really good in
23:45
bed so I thought you going to try to be
23:49
friends first well look hey it's all
23:51
your fault what why because you didn't
23:53
give me advice no you gave me a pickup
23:56
up line as soon as I told her I wanted
23:58
to you know build a foundation and be
24:00
friends first I suddenly through no
24:01
fault of my own became irresistible to
24:04
her and a
24:08
roommate what about the
24:11
closeness closeness schmess there was
24:13
three of us for crying out loud
24:16
[Music]
24:20
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advice ədˈvaɪs A2 |
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sarcastic sɑːrˈkæstɪk B1 |
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commitment kəˈmɪtmənt B1 |
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passion ˈpæʃən A2 |
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compromise ˈkɒmprəmaɪz B1 |
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gesture ˈdʒɛstʃər B1 |
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obsessed əbˈsɛst B1 |
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foundation faʊnˈdeɪʃən A2 |
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closeness ˈkloʊsnəs B1 |
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irony ˈaɪrəni B2 |
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pressure ˈprɛʃər A2 |
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courage ˈkʌrɪdʒ A2 |
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guts ɡʌts B1 |
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security sɪˈkjʊrɪti A2 |
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trust trʌst A2 |
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so I thought Joey and I would be okay
➔ Subject-Verb Agreement with Compound Subject
➔ The verb 'would be' agrees with the compound subject 'Joey and I'.
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what if it just gets worse and worse and worse
➔ Repetition for Emphasis
➔ The repetition of 'worse' emphasizes the speaker's fear of the situation deteriorating.
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you're 18, okay she's 44
➔ Comma Usage for Appositive
➔ The comma after '18' separates the age from the following statement.
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you don't think I know that
➔ Tag Question
➔ The phrase 'don't you' is a tag question seeking confirmation.
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I'm not great at the advice
➔ Definite Article Omission
➔ The definite article 'the' is omitted before 'advice' in informal speech.
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some cheese thing
➔ Indefinite Pronoun
➔ 'Some' is used to refer to an unspecified amount or thing.
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you're young, you're weird, chicks dig that
➔ Comma Splice
➔ The commas separate independent clauses without a conjunction.
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I mean we we both agreed it was going to be a two we thing
➔ Subject-Verb Agreement with Pronoun
➔ The verb 'agreed' agrees with the subject 'we'.
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