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one more time hey don't you want a 00:00
washboard stomach and rock H hard pecs 00:02
no I want a flabby gut and saggy man 00:05
breasts good that's good 00:09
okay I want to quit the gym you want to 00:17
quit I want to quit the 00:24
gym you do realize you won't have access 00:26
to our new full surfice Swedish 00:29
Spa I want to quit the 00:36
gym okay Dave in the membership office 00:40
handles 00:43
quitters excuse me are you a 00:45
member 00:48
me no sorry members 00:50
only I want to quit the gym it's okay 00:55
man be 00:59
strong so are you a member of any gym no 01:06
and I'm not going to be so you can save 01:11
your little speech okay no problem could 01:13
you come here for a 01:16
second hi I'm Maria 01:19
[Music] 01:26

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[English]
one more time hey don't you want a
washboard stomach and rock H hard pecs
no I want a flabby gut and saggy man
breasts good that's good
okay I want to quit the gym you want to
quit I want to quit the
gym you do realize you won't have access
to our new full surfice Swedish
Spa I want to quit the
gym okay Dave in the membership office
handles
quitters excuse me are you a
member
me no sorry members
only I want to quit the gym it's okay
man be
strong so are you a member of any gym no
and I'm not going to be so you can save
your little speech okay no problem could
you come here for a
second hi I'm Maria
[Music]

Key Vocabulary

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Vocabulary Meanings

washboard

ˈwɒʃ.bɔːrd

B1
  • noun
  • - a board with ridges used for laundering clothes, or metaphorically, a very toned stomach

flabby

ˈflæb.i

A2
  • adjective
  • - lacking firmness or tone, especially in muscles or flesh

saggy

ˈsæɡ.i

A2
  • adjective
  • - loose and hanging down, especially due to loss of firmness

quit

kwɪt

A1
  • verb
  • - to stop doing something or leave a place or activity

access

ˈæk.ses

A2
  • noun
  • - the ability or right to approach, enter, or use something

surfice

ˈsɜːr.fɪs

B1
  • noun
  • - likely a misspelling of 'surface', referring to the outer or upper side of something

Swedish

ˈswiː.dɪʃ

A1
  • adjective
  • - relating to Sweden, its people, or its language

membership

ˈmem.bər.ʃɪp

A2
  • noun
  • - the state of being a member of a group or organization

handles

ˈhæn.dəlz

A1
  • noun
  • - a part that is designed to be held or gripped by the hand
  • verb
  • - to deal with or manage a situation or task

quitters

ˈkwɪ.tərz

A1
  • noun
  • - people who give up or stop doing something

strong

strɒŋ

A1
  • adjective
  • - having power or physical strength

speech

spiːtʃ

A1
  • noun
  • - the expression of thoughts or feelings in spoken words

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Key Grammar Structures

  • one more time hey don't you want a washboard stomach and rock H hard pecs

    ➔ Contraction ('don't')

    ➔ 'Don't' is a contraction of 'do not', commonly used in informal speech.

  • no I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts

    ➔ Adjective order

    ➔ Adjectives follow a specific order: opinion, size, age, shape, color, origin, material, purpose. Here, 'flabby' (opinion) comes before 'gut' (noun).

  • okay I want to quit the gym you want to quit

    ➔ Infinitive ('to quit')

    ➔ The infinitive 'to quit' is used after modal verbs like 'want'.

  • you do realize you won't have access to our new full surfice Swedish Spa

    ➔ Future contraction ('won't')

    ➔ 'Won't' is a contraction of 'will not', used to express future negation.

  • Dave in the membership office handles quitters

    ➔ Prepositional phrase ('in the membership office')

    ➔ The prepositional phrase 'in the membership office' provides location information about Dave.

  • excuse me are you a member

    ➔ Tag question

    ➔ A tag question ('are you?') is added to a statement to turn it into a question, often for confirmation.

  • I want to quit the gym it's okay man be strong

    ➔ Contraction ('it's')

    ➔ 'It's' is a contraction of 'it is', used in informal contexts.

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