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- How 'bout a beer chief. 00:37
- How about an id? 00:42
- An id? That's very flattering. 00:45
Wait till I tell the Mrs. 00:51
- Ah, military id. 00:57
First Sergeant Walter Keller born 1944. 00:59
That makes you 38. Must have fought in Vietnam. 01:04
- Oh Yeah. 01:08
- What was it like? - It was gross. 01:10
- Yeah, that's what they say. War is gross. 01:14
I'm sorry, soldier. 01:18
- This is the thanks we get. 01:22
- Okay. Shot of bourbon beer chaser. 01:42
Bloody Mary without Tabasco. 01:46
Bloody Mary with extra Tabasco coffee, cream sugar, sweet 01:48
and low cc. 01:52
Water back pretzels. 01:54
Picture of water with three glasses. 01:56
- Those are our drinks. 02:02
- I'm terribly sorry. I don't suppose I could 02:10
impose upon you people to save me a few steps. 02:15
And 02:18
really, thanks so much. 02:25
Free pretzels for everybody. 02:27
- Excuse me. Yes, sir. 02:37
Can you check upstairs and see if the table's ready for 02:39
- The Phillips party? 02:41
- Sure. Be glad to. 02:42
- What was the name again? - Phillips. 03:27
- Phillips. 03:32
- What a, 03:51
- You got something funny there, coach? Yeah. 04:00
- Sam, this salesman came by this morning 04:01
with these new napkins. 04:03
I read that one. It's terrific. 04:05
- This isn't funny. - Well, no, that's not the funniest. 04:07
No. Read some of the others. 04:10
- What others? Oh, 04:12
- Here I bought 30 gross. 04:13
Take a picture. 04:15
- 30 gross of two hunters saying, 04:18
did I hear a buck snort? No. 04:21
- No. They're all different. Sam. 04:22
I'll be done. 04:31
That's salesman. But two bucks 04:35
gets funny every time. 04:40
- You should have asked me before you did this Coach. 04:44
- Gee, I'm sorry, Sam, 04:46
I was sure you're gonna, we're gonna love him. 04:47
These things are a real conversation starter. No, 04:49
- Coach. 04:52
This is not a conversation starter. 04:52
You see these awful napkins? Yeah. Just stink. 04:54
- See what I mean? The place is a 04:57
buzz. Hey, coach. 04:58
- How about a bill? - Forget it, Harry. And our Samsons. 05:04
I can't serve you anymore. You're Alin fan. Oh, no, 05:08
- No. 05:10
It ain't for me. I'm expecting a friend. A friend. Yeah. 05:11
Yeah. He asked me to order. It's boring. He did. He did. 05:12
In fact, he, he, he, he wrote it down 05:16
one beer. Now wait 05:19
- A minute. 05:21
- Wait, wait, wait, - Wait. 05:22
- One minute, one minute, Harry. Let me see that. Yeah. 05:23
One beer. I just gotta make sure. 05:27
- Okay. - That'll be one buck. A 05:30
- Buck. 05:34
Let's see. Gosh, I thought I had a dollar. 05:35
Well, I got a 10. You got change 05:37
- Cut. 05:39
Absolutely. 05:40
You go five and four ones. 05:45
- Oh, look at this. I have a buck after all. 05:47
Nah, I don't need the change. Coach. 05:49
Why don't you gimme my 10 back? 05:51
- Right up. Right. 05:53
- There you go. There you go. Wait, wait. No, coach. 06:00
I don't want to carry around all these bills. 06:02
Listen, gimme a 20 for the whole thing. What do you say? 06:04
- Go? - Nobody move. 06:08
- Ah, come on, coach. Don't you see what he's doing? 06:13
I mean, he's short changing 06:16
- You. 06:17
Oh, no. No. Sam, he's outsmarted me before, but 06:18
- Not this time. 06:20
No way. Believe me, 06:21
- Coach, how much money are you giving him? 06:22
- 20 bucks. - How much is he giving you? 06:24
- Oh, Don, you have - Sam. I'm just 06:27
- Trying to keep in practice, coach. 06:31
I tell you what, I'll give you a $30 bill. 06:34
We'll call it even. Okay. What do you think, 06:35
- Sam? 06:37
There's no such thing as a $30 bill. 06:38
- Coach. You wanna bet? - Get 06:39
- Outta my bar, Harry. Come 06:42
- On. 06:43
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You owe me 10 bucks. 06:44
What is this a click joint? I'm sorry. 06:45
- Here now - Go on. You know, Sam, 06:47
you know you got the wrong idea about me. You, no, 06:48
- I don't. 06:51
Now, Harry, you got 10 seconds to get outta my bar 06:52
and gimme back my watch. Harry, he's trying 06:53
- To help you guys out. 06:55
I mean, if you wanna upgrade a little bit. Turn. 06:57
- Alright. Locking it - Up. 07:02
- We need ride home. - Come on. 07:04
We need to ride home. Alright. 07:09
I guess we're all sober enough 07:11
to drive ourselves tonight, coach. 07:12
Yeah. Looks like you get to go straight home 07:14
for a change here, coach. I've never 07:16
- Driven a straight home alone. I wouldn't know 07:17
- How to do it. 07:19
Okay, coach, you can take me. Oh, what up, prince? 07:20
- Thanks. - No, I owe you one anytime tonight. 07:25
Now drop me off at Kenmore Square. 07:28
I can catch a cab from there 07:31
and take me back here to my car. 07:32
- Oh, Sam, when you were in the back, one 07:38
of you women called 07:40
and she said to tell you that you're a lying piece 07:42
of garbage and she never went to see you again. 07:44
- She leave her name. - No, 07:47
but she did tell me to add one more thing. 07:51
- Oh yeah. What's that? 07:54
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's, that's Patty 07:59
- Cliff. 08:05
Yeah. Answer that for me. Will you? Yeah. You 08:06
- Bet your coach. 08:08
Cheers, Carla. Yeah, Carla, it's for you. 08:12
Sounds like trouble with the kids. 08:17
- I'm not here, - Carla. 08:19
- I give it to me. Give it - To me. 08:22
- What is it? Fin's where? 08:25
- Well cut - Her down. No, I don't care. 08:30
If it helps the TV reception. Cut her down. 08:34
And if I get home 08:38
and find that you flush the car keys again. 08:39
You've had it. And by the way, any more problems tonight? 08:41
And you're adopted. 08:46
Your real mother is Doris Slobodkin. 08:48
5 5 5 8 9 2 1. 08:51
- You think that's gonna work - One in a million 08:55
chance, but I gotta take it. 08:57
- Excuse me. I'm here in response 09:00
to the a in the newspaper about amis tortilla's, children. 09:04
- Oh, what is she trying to sell 'em again? What? Nevermind. 09:07
Nevermind. Carla. Yeah. What is it? 09:12
Is the lady here to sue you? Oh 09:14
- Yeah. 09:16
Oh, I'm Miss Gilder. 09:17
We spoke earlier about your ad for tutor. 09:18
- Oh - Yeah, yeah. Have a seat over there and we'll talk. 09:21
I'm taking five. 09:25
- Okay. - Here are my 09:27
resume and references. 09:32
Mrs. Elli, you will see that I teach all subjects. 09:33
I have a great deal of experience. 09:36
And if I may say so myself, I am very highly recommended 09:38
by those for whom I've worked. 09:42
- Forget that. Have you ever been in any major 09:44
military skirmishes? 09:46
What? Look, it's very important that I know 09:50
that you can handle yourself. 09:52
You stand up for a minute, 09:54
gimme one, give 09:59
- You one. 10:00
- What? Your best shot right here. Cold cock me, honey. 10:01
- Hold. Wait, I wait. Let's go. 10:04
- You don't really expect me to strike you. 10:08
- He six fucks an hour 10:10
down here and we'll work out the details. 10:20
- Okay? Everybody step right in here. Come on. Come on. 10:23
This is the home of Paul Revere. 10:28
Looks like a bar to meet. 10:33
Well, the reveres like to entertain a lot. 10:35
Walk around and soak up some atmosphere. 10:39
Gimme a shot of bourbon. What's this all about? 10:42
It's a walking tour of Boston and it's 30 degrees outside 10:47
and my feet are throbbing. 10:51
Paul Revere's house is nowhere near here. You wanna do this? 10:53
I gotta fit in five more sites before six o'clock. 11:00
I'll never make it. 11:05
We are also standing 11:13
on the greenery burying ground. 11:15
The old corner bookstore and the old North church. 11:18
Well, let's get going. This is it from Boston. 11:23
That's the whole tour. Seemed to fly by, didn't it? 11:27
They fond of you to Boston, the hub of New England. Yeah. 11:32
I always thought Boston was a lot bigger. 11:37
It is in the summer. 11:40
- Hello everyone. Hey, - I'm in a 11:47
wonderful mood today. I, 11:50
- I spent the weekend at an Indian film festival 11:53
that left me euphoric. 11:57
Oh, 11:59
- I love Indian films. 12:00
I mean, I remember Ford Apache just thinking about it. 12:01
Makes the hair on my arms go up. 12:04
Whoop. Look. There they go. Whoop. 12:06
- No, no, coach. No, no. 12:07
We're not talking about American Indian. Hey, hey, 12:10
- Hey. 12:12
I can make the hair on my arms. Stand up anytime I want. 12:13
See? 12:16
- Whoa. - Come. Hey, you 12:19
- Think that's something Kathy said? 12:20
A dto my best friend at St. Cleats. 12:22
Belch the whole 23rd song at the talent show. Once. 12:24
- That's good. That's good. But I knew this guy once 12:28
Randy Evans first baseman, 12:31
he could make his eyeballs vibrate. 12:33
And I always wanted to be able to do that. 12:35
- Randy Evans, who'd he - Play for? 12:37
I think he spent most of his career with Cleveland Indians. 12:38
- Speaking of Indians. Do you remember Ford Apache? 12:41
Just thinking of it. 12:44
- Whoa. 12:48
Evening everybody. Hello. 12:56
- Norman. - West's new Norman. Most of my wife. 12:58
- I thought you gone up to Maine for the holidays with Vera. 13:06
- Yeah, I am coach. So what happened? Nothing. Nothing. 13:09
Vera drove up last night 13:11
and I had to stick around for an interview today, so, 13:12
oh, I didn't drive up tonight. 13:15
She left me the directions here. 13:17
She have no trouble finding a place 13:20
- Getting away. 13:22
- Norman. Yeah. Yeah. We got just the two of us. 13:23
Oh, they're big, big trees up there. 13:32
You know, got a frozen lake. 13:35
One radio station. 13:40
- Sounds very romantic. Norman. 13:42
- Yeah. Where can the guy go 13:45
for a good time around here? 13:50
- Enjoy. 13:56
- Hey, wait a minute. P pal, please. 14:02
I, I can't, I can't do that to the Navy. 14:04
- Oh, hey Diane, do me a favor. 14:13
Will you pour Misha there real quick? Beer 14:15
- Come right up. 14:18
Misha. 14:19
- There you go. 14:26
Sam. 14:33
- What is he doing with his hand? 14:34
- He's a symbols player for the symphony. 14:37
And then in the middle of a concert, he's 14:39
counting out a long rest. 14:41
So we'll know exactly when to get back to. 14:42
- Fascinating. - Okay. 1 25 out of 20. That's 1 50, 1 75. 14:49
2, 3, 4, 5, 10, and 20 14:53
musicians are very temperamental. 15:01
- Yes, - I, I'll tell him. 15:06
Oh, Sam, I just had a conversation 15:12
with your date tonight, Bambi. 15:14
She said she can't make it. She's had an accident. 15:20
- You are kidding. What happened? 15:23
- She fell off her shoes. 15:25
- That's tough. That's tough. 15:35
That leaves me only two hours to find another date. 15:37
- Those are the breaks. - Not to worry. 15:41
Not to worry. Oh, the 15:44
- Book Cliff. 15:47
I swear it just gave off a beam of light. 15:48
- A little black book. Yeah. 15:51
Didn't those go out with getting a girl drunk 15:53
and seducing her? 15:55
- That's out now. - Let me see. 15:57
Let me see. Let me see. Hey, Christy Labone. 16:01
- Christy Loni. Come on down. Come on, Sam. 16:05
Let me dial this one. 16:09
It's been a long time since I've run my fingers 16:10
over a girl's digits. 16:13
- Norman, - You know, 16:15
I haven't seen Christie since Woodstock. 16:16
- You were at Woodstock. 16:20
- Friend of mine told me to go down there. 16:21
It was a great place to pick up chicks. 16:23
- I should have known you weren't there for the music. 16:25
- There was music at Woodstock. 16:28
- Sammy, it's ringing. - Hello? 16:31
Is Christy there? She entered a convent. 16:35
- Oh, boys, it looks like your idol has fallen. 16:42
- So what's the number over there? 16:45
Okay, closing time. Everybody out. Harry. 16:53
Harry. How did you get in here? 16:57
- Came in the back door. - I don't have a back door, Harry. 16:59
- Well then it's my secret. 17:03
- I've been serving him all night, 17:07
- Diane. 17:09
You know I don't like this slim fla man 17:10
hanging around my bar. 17:11
- Oh, Sam. It's a bit unfair, isn't it? 17:13
Anyone with half a brain can see 17:17
through his petty little scams and tricks. 17:19
- You're too kind. Thanks. 17:22
- I hope he doesn't try to pull anything on you. That's all 17:25
- Me. 17:28
It is too loud, 17:29
- Diane. 17:33
You know I like you. You're a smart cookie. 17:34
Let me help you clean up. You gotta keep the cover on this 17:35
table, you know, when you're not using it. 17:38
'cause the keep from the lights will 17:40
crack the bell. You gotta take care of it. 17:43
- Table Harry. Harry, 17:46
- I'll, I'll take care of it. Okay? You 17:49
- Can leave. 17:50
Okay, well let me save you a couple of steps with a check. 17:51
Anyway. I'll pay Sam. Okay? 17:53
- Oh, oh, thanks. 17:55
- Take care of that table. 17:59
Now 18:00
- Men can't make - Beds either. 18:02
- Okay, Sam, thanks a lot. Goodnight. 18:05
- Harry. - Harry, the bill. Oh, that's okay. I paid Diane. 18:08
Harry, I don't trust you. Oh, Sam, Diane, will you tell Sam? 18:11
It's covered. It's covered. 18:16
- You know Sam, this is my favorite time of day. 18:24
- What's that coach? Closing time? 18:28
- No, 1 37. I don't know this. Just something about it. 18:30
- I - Know what you mean. I suppose we all got our favorite 18:34
1 37 story. What's 18:38
- Your favorite time of day, Sam? 18:40
- I think, I don't know, eight 15. Nice. 18:43
- Yeah, I used to like eight 15. 18:46
I think I kind of grew out of it. 18:48
- I think if nobody minds, I'll take my lunch 18:50
- Now. 18:53
Good coach. Would you mind right down there? 18:54
Yeah. Honey. Yeah. 18:56
- I got - Some lovely roast beef or sandwich. 18:58
Oh, Carla, if 19:01
- It bothers you, I could eat in the back. 19:03
- Oh, no, no. 19:05
I was a little nauseous before, but I'm fine now. Oh, great. 19:07
You know, I'm starting to feel a little hungry myself. 19:10
Would you mind handing me my lunch there, coach. 19:13
There you go. Thanks. Thank you. 19:15
Mind if I join you, Diane? Not at all. 19:23
You know, that's another thing about pregnancy. 19:29
You get cravings. Green, 19:32
olive, red, minto. 19:35
Nice juicy anchovy. 19:41
Now you open the little anchovies mouth 19:48
with pimento stuff it into the anchovies mouth. 19:54
Now sugar, 19:58
- I, I think I've just lost my appetite forever. 20:04
- Works every time. 20:12
- You're in a pretty good mood tonight. 20:21
- Why not? Last night I was up till two in the morning 20:23
finishing off Kiir guard. 20:26
- I hope he thanked you for it. 20:29
- See the coach and George is still at it. 20:33
- Yeah, it's kind of fun. They enjoy each other's company. 20:36
- Well, it's nice to have someone your own age 20:39
to spend time with. 20:41
Been through the same fads. You've seen the same films. 20:44
You don't have to explain things. 20:47
There's a real comfort in that. 20:48
- It's too bad we're not a closer in age, 20:50
- Isn't it? 20:55
- However, six or seven years really isn't that much. 20:57
- Gee, I would've thought eight or nine. 21:01
- I find older men stimulating. 21:05
- I hope you're not talking about me. 21:08
- Oh, certainly not. You're not in the least bit stimulator. 21:09
- Hey, listen, seriously, I would not worry about your age. 21:14
You're obviously young enough to bring 21:18
that Ki Guard fellow home. 21:19
- You two think that you could put your glands on hold 21:23
- Long enough to get some work done here. 21:26
Huh? 21:29
- Excuse me. I've got to powder my nose in the men's salon. 21:30
- Hey, - You know you look a little like Tip O'Neill. Yeah. 21:49
- You know, a lot of people say that. Really? 21:54
I'm a better looking fellow than he is. 21:56
- Oh my God. You are Tip O'Neill. How do you do Ho? 21:58
I'm Sam Malone. 22:02
- You used to throw for the socks. Yeah, 22:04
- That's right. 22:06
What are you doing here in Cheers? 22:07
- Well, I'm walking down the street. 22:08
A lady stopped me, started to tell me about her philosophy 22:10
of life and philosophy of government. 22:15
And so I ducked in and thought I'd have equipment. 22:17
- Well, what can I get you? Here? There 22:19
- You are. 22:22
- Ha. Mr. Speaker, 22:23
- Forgive me for being so relentless, 22:26
but I really wanna talk just a 22:28
- Step into the office. 22:30
- What? I'll be right back. - What is it? No she won't. 22:32
- One more quick one coach. Then I really gotta run. 22:36
- Hey. Hey. Nah. What were you saying last week about that? 22:39
Do nothing. Congress down there in dc 22:43
- We're a bunch of clowns. 22:45
- Hey, you think so, huh? Yeah. 22:47
- You could take the average guy off the street 22:48
and you could do a better job. 22:49
Nah, sure. If Boza right here could probably be a 22:50
better congressman than them. 22:54
- You know I may run for office someday. 22:57
- You do that. 23:00
You're outta work too, huh? 23:05
- No, I'm a speaker of the House of Representatives. 23:07
- I'm be ridiculous. 23:11
Gotta make you Tip O'Neill and me horse's butt. 23:13
- You said it. Not me. 23:19
- Goodnight Danny. I'll be careful going home though, huh? 23:22
- Boy, that guy should chew your ear off there, coach. Yeah, 23:30
- But what a nice guy, Sam. 23:34
Hey, you know something? 23:35
That's the first person I ever met 23:37
that was actually on the Titanic. Sam. 23:38
- He survived the Titanic. I forgot to ask 23:41
- Coach. 23:46
- Why didn't you call me over? 23:47
I would've loved to have heard that story. 23:48
- What? He Sam, I figured. You heard it. You're a big boat. 23:50
It hit a nice bird bang down. It went. 23:52
- Listen, from now on, 23:55
when you hear an interesting story like that, call me over. 23:57
It's one of the joys of bartending. You want 24:00
- To hear interesting. 24:02
Forget the Titanic. Come over here. What? What? What? 24:03
Clan Clin. Tell 'em what you told me earlier. Go ahead. 24:04
- Yeah. What? What? - I know. All the words today. 24:08
Bonanza theme song. 24:10
- Go ahead, let 'em hear it. Then 24:15
- We got a right to pick a little fight bonanza on. 24:17
If anyone fights any one of us, he's gotta fight with me. 24:21
We're not a one to settle up and run Bonanza. Any one of us. 24:25
Starts a little fight. Knows you can trust on me. 24:29
- 1, 4, 4, 4, 4, 1. 24:32
- We guarantee 1, 4, 4, 4, 4 24:35
- Oh oh sound. 24:40
Let me have the TV control. 24:42
- Oh, hey, - Whatcha gonna watch? 24:44
There's something extraordinary on television 24:47
- Right here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up? 24:49
- Game on, eh, what is it? 24:50
The Bruins. I didn't read anything 24:51
- In the, 24:53
- I think the lady singing the anthem is loaded. 25:00
- Diane, what the hell is this? 25:04
- Ners ring of the new lungs. The complete cycle. The Rold. 25:07
The Walky, Siegfried, and finally Guttered. Dumbo. Well, 25:12
- I hope they don't use that candle. 25:16
Laughter. 25:17
- Oh, coach, it's not comedy. This is opera. 25:20
Oh, I'll explain. 25:23
As we proceed now, this is the story of a golden ring 25:25
with magical powers that curses anyone 25:29
who owns it. Hey, hey, hey, 25:32
- Hey. 25:33
Wait, wait, wait. They had 25:34
that same story on Scooby-Doo Saturday morning. 25:35
Oh, yeah, 25:37
- Yeah, yeah. 25:39
But the, the dog sang a little better than that. 25:40
That's such a Come on, 25:42
- You guys not given a chance. 25:43
Now, the first three hours of your, 25:47
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. 25:50
- I put up with your squirting events. 25:53
It's time that you return the favor 25:56
after 10 minutes, if you aren't totally mesmerized 25:59
by its beauty, I will turn it off. 26:02
- 10 minutes. 26:04
- Very funny. - Culture's wasted on you. 26:16
Oxygen is wasted on you. 26:20
- There you - Go. You know, 26:26
that was not a very nice thing to do to Diane. 26:28
- Sam's got a point there. Well, 26:31
- She has watched a lot of sports. Yeah. All 26:33
- Right. 26:35
All right. Let's give it another shot. 26:36
- So, Chuck, how's the job search going? Huh? 26:50
- I got something, Sam, but I'm not too excited about it. 26:53
I'm a janitor at a biology lab, 26:55
but they do DNA experiments, you know, 26:57
making mutant viruses and stuff. 26:59
- Well, that sounds like a pretty good job. 27:02
- I don't know. It makes me nervous. 27:03
You know, that weird stuff floating around. I don't 27:05
- Worry about it. 27:07
I'm sure it's safe. Oh yeah, absolutely. 27:08
They keep all the right 27:09
- Precautions. 27:11
Yeah, no problem. I guess you're right. 27:11
Must be getting a little paranoid, huh? 27:13
You know, I, I'm feeling better 27:19
already. See you later. Yeah. 27:19
- Take care, Chuck. 27:21

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[English]
- How 'bout a beer chief.
- How about an id?
- An id? That's very flattering.
Wait till I tell the Mrs.
- Ah, military id.
First Sergeant Walter Keller born 1944.
That makes you 38. Must have fought in Vietnam.
- Oh Yeah.
- What was it like? - It was gross.
- Yeah, that's what they say. War is gross.
I'm sorry, soldier.
- This is the thanks we get.
- Okay. Shot of bourbon beer chaser.
Bloody Mary without Tabasco.
Bloody Mary with extra Tabasco coffee, cream sugar, sweet
and low cc.
Water back pretzels.
Picture of water with three glasses.
- Those are our drinks.
- I'm terribly sorry. I don't suppose I could
impose upon you people to save me a few steps.
And
really, thanks so much.
Free pretzels for everybody.
- Excuse me. Yes, sir.
Can you check upstairs and see if the table's ready for
- The Phillips party?
- Sure. Be glad to.
- What was the name again? - Phillips.
- Phillips.
- What a,
- You got something funny there, coach? Yeah.
- Sam, this salesman came by this morning
with these new napkins.
I read that one. It's terrific.
- This isn't funny. - Well, no, that's not the funniest.
No. Read some of the others.
- What others? Oh,
- Here I bought 30 gross.
Take a picture.
- 30 gross of two hunters saying,
did I hear a buck snort? No.
- No. They're all different. Sam.
I'll be done.
That's salesman. But two bucks
gets funny every time.
- You should have asked me before you did this Coach.
- Gee, I'm sorry, Sam,
I was sure you're gonna, we're gonna love him.
These things are a real conversation starter. No,
- Coach.
This is not a conversation starter.
You see these awful napkins? Yeah. Just stink.
- See what I mean? The place is a
buzz. Hey, coach.
- How about a bill? - Forget it, Harry. And our Samsons.
I can't serve you anymore. You're Alin fan. Oh, no,
- No.
It ain't for me. I'm expecting a friend. A friend. Yeah.
Yeah. He asked me to order. It's boring. He did. He did.
In fact, he, he, he, he wrote it down
one beer. Now wait
- A minute.
- Wait, wait, wait, - Wait.
- One minute, one minute, Harry. Let me see that. Yeah.
One beer. I just gotta make sure.
- Okay. - That'll be one buck. A
- Buck.
Let's see. Gosh, I thought I had a dollar.
Well, I got a 10. You got change
- Cut.
Absolutely.
You go five and four ones.
- Oh, look at this. I have a buck after all.
Nah, I don't need the change. Coach.
Why don't you gimme my 10 back?
- Right up. Right.
- There you go. There you go. Wait, wait. No, coach.
I don't want to carry around all these bills.
Listen, gimme a 20 for the whole thing. What do you say?
- Go? - Nobody move.
- Ah, come on, coach. Don't you see what he's doing?
I mean, he's short changing
- You.
Oh, no. No. Sam, he's outsmarted me before, but
- Not this time.
No way. Believe me,
- Coach, how much money are you giving him?
- 20 bucks. - How much is he giving you?
- Oh, Don, you have - Sam. I'm just
- Trying to keep in practice, coach.
I tell you what, I'll give you a $30 bill.
We'll call it even. Okay. What do you think,
- Sam?
There's no such thing as a $30 bill.
- Coach. You wanna bet? - Get
- Outta my bar, Harry. Come
- On.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You owe me 10 bucks.
What is this a click joint? I'm sorry.
- Here now - Go on. You know, Sam,
you know you got the wrong idea about me. You, no,
- I don't.
Now, Harry, you got 10 seconds to get outta my bar
and gimme back my watch. Harry, he's trying
- To help you guys out.
I mean, if you wanna upgrade a little bit. Turn.
- Alright. Locking it - Up.
- We need ride home. - Come on.
We need to ride home. Alright.
I guess we're all sober enough
to drive ourselves tonight, coach.
Yeah. Looks like you get to go straight home
for a change here, coach. I've never
- Driven a straight home alone. I wouldn't know
- How to do it.
Okay, coach, you can take me. Oh, what up, prince?
- Thanks. - No, I owe you one anytime tonight.
Now drop me off at Kenmore Square.
I can catch a cab from there
and take me back here to my car.
- Oh, Sam, when you were in the back, one
of you women called
and she said to tell you that you're a lying piece
of garbage and she never went to see you again.
- She leave her name. - No,
but she did tell me to add one more thing.
- Oh yeah. What's that?
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's, that's Patty
- Cliff.
Yeah. Answer that for me. Will you? Yeah. You
- Bet your coach.
Cheers, Carla. Yeah, Carla, it's for you.
Sounds like trouble with the kids.
- I'm not here, - Carla.
- I give it to me. Give it - To me.
- What is it? Fin's where?
- Well cut - Her down. No, I don't care.
If it helps the TV reception. Cut her down.
And if I get home
and find that you flush the car keys again.
You've had it. And by the way, any more problems tonight?
And you're adopted.
Your real mother is Doris Slobodkin.
5 5 5 8 9 2 1.
- You think that's gonna work - One in a million
chance, but I gotta take it.
- Excuse me. I'm here in response
to the a in the newspaper about amis tortilla's, children.
- Oh, what is she trying to sell 'em again? What? Nevermind.
Nevermind. Carla. Yeah. What is it?
Is the lady here to sue you? Oh
- Yeah.
Oh, I'm Miss Gilder.
We spoke earlier about your ad for tutor.
- Oh - Yeah, yeah. Have a seat over there and we'll talk.
I'm taking five.
- Okay. - Here are my
resume and references.
Mrs. Elli, you will see that I teach all subjects.
I have a great deal of experience.
And if I may say so myself, I am very highly recommended
by those for whom I've worked.
- Forget that. Have you ever been in any major
military skirmishes?
What? Look, it's very important that I know
that you can handle yourself.
You stand up for a minute,
gimme one, give
- You one.
- What? Your best shot right here. Cold cock me, honey.
- Hold. Wait, I wait. Let's go.
- You don't really expect me to strike you.
- He six fucks an hour
down here and we'll work out the details.
- Okay? Everybody step right in here. Come on. Come on.
This is the home of Paul Revere.
Looks like a bar to meet.
Well, the reveres like to entertain a lot.
Walk around and soak up some atmosphere.
Gimme a shot of bourbon. What's this all about?
It's a walking tour of Boston and it's 30 degrees outside
and my feet are throbbing.
Paul Revere's house is nowhere near here. You wanna do this?
I gotta fit in five more sites before six o'clock.
I'll never make it.
We are also standing
on the greenery burying ground.
The old corner bookstore and the old North church.
Well, let's get going. This is it from Boston.
That's the whole tour. Seemed to fly by, didn't it?
They fond of you to Boston, the hub of New England. Yeah.
I always thought Boston was a lot bigger.
It is in the summer.
- Hello everyone. Hey, - I'm in a
wonderful mood today. I,
- I spent the weekend at an Indian film festival
that left me euphoric.
Oh,
- I love Indian films.
I mean, I remember Ford Apache just thinking about it.
Makes the hair on my arms go up.
Whoop. Look. There they go. Whoop.
- No, no, coach. No, no.
We're not talking about American Indian. Hey, hey,
- Hey.
I can make the hair on my arms. Stand up anytime I want.
See?
- Whoa. - Come. Hey, you
- Think that's something Kathy said?
A dto my best friend at St. Cleats.
Belch the whole 23rd song at the talent show. Once.
- That's good. That's good. But I knew this guy once
Randy Evans first baseman,
he could make his eyeballs vibrate.
And I always wanted to be able to do that.
- Randy Evans, who'd he - Play for?
I think he spent most of his career with Cleveland Indians.
- Speaking of Indians. Do you remember Ford Apache?
Just thinking of it.
- Whoa.
Evening everybody. Hello.
- Norman. - West's new Norman. Most of my wife.
- I thought you gone up to Maine for the holidays with Vera.
- Yeah, I am coach. So what happened? Nothing. Nothing.
Vera drove up last night
and I had to stick around for an interview today, so,
oh, I didn't drive up tonight.
She left me the directions here.
She have no trouble finding a place
- Getting away.
- Norman. Yeah. Yeah. We got just the two of us.
Oh, they're big, big trees up there.
You know, got a frozen lake.
One radio station.
- Sounds very romantic. Norman.
- Yeah. Where can the guy go
for a good time around here?
- Enjoy.
- Hey, wait a minute. P pal, please.
I, I can't, I can't do that to the Navy.
- Oh, hey Diane, do me a favor.
Will you pour Misha there real quick? Beer
- Come right up.
Misha.
- There you go.
Sam.
- What is he doing with his hand?
- He's a symbols player for the symphony.
And then in the middle of a concert, he's
counting out a long rest.
So we'll know exactly when to get back to.
- Fascinating. - Okay. 1 25 out of 20. That's 1 50, 1 75.
2, 3, 4, 5, 10, and 20
musicians are very temperamental.
- Yes, - I, I'll tell him.
Oh, Sam, I just had a conversation
with your date tonight, Bambi.
She said she can't make it. She's had an accident.
- You are kidding. What happened?
- She fell off her shoes.
- That's tough. That's tough.
That leaves me only two hours to find another date.
- Those are the breaks. - Not to worry.
Not to worry. Oh, the
- Book Cliff.
I swear it just gave off a beam of light.
- A little black book. Yeah.
Didn't those go out with getting a girl drunk
and seducing her?
- That's out now. - Let me see.
Let me see. Let me see. Hey, Christy Labone.
- Christy Loni. Come on down. Come on, Sam.
Let me dial this one.
It's been a long time since I've run my fingers
over a girl's digits.
- Norman, - You know,
I haven't seen Christie since Woodstock.
- You were at Woodstock.
- Friend of mine told me to go down there.
It was a great place to pick up chicks.
- I should have known you weren't there for the music.
- There was music at Woodstock.
- Sammy, it's ringing. - Hello?
Is Christy there? She entered a convent.
- Oh, boys, it looks like your idol has fallen.
- So what's the number over there?
Okay, closing time. Everybody out. Harry.
Harry. How did you get in here?
- Came in the back door. - I don't have a back door, Harry.
- Well then it's my secret.
- I've been serving him all night,
- Diane.
You know I don't like this slim fla man
hanging around my bar.
- Oh, Sam. It's a bit unfair, isn't it?
Anyone with half a brain can see
through his petty little scams and tricks.
- You're too kind. Thanks.
- I hope he doesn't try to pull anything on you. That's all
- Me.
It is too loud,
- Diane.
You know I like you. You're a smart cookie.
Let me help you clean up. You gotta keep the cover on this
table, you know, when you're not using it.
'cause the keep from the lights will
crack the bell. You gotta take care of it.
- Table Harry. Harry,
- I'll, I'll take care of it. Okay? You
- Can leave.
Okay, well let me save you a couple of steps with a check.
Anyway. I'll pay Sam. Okay?
- Oh, oh, thanks.
- Take care of that table.
Now
- Men can't make - Beds either.
- Okay, Sam, thanks a lot. Goodnight.
- Harry. - Harry, the bill. Oh, that's okay. I paid Diane.
Harry, I don't trust you. Oh, Sam, Diane, will you tell Sam?
It's covered. It's covered.
- You know Sam, this is my favorite time of day.
- What's that coach? Closing time?
- No, 1 37. I don't know this. Just something about it.
- I - Know what you mean. I suppose we all got our favorite
1 37 story. What's
- Your favorite time of day, Sam?
- I think, I don't know, eight 15. Nice.
- Yeah, I used to like eight 15.
I think I kind of grew out of it.
- I think if nobody minds, I'll take my lunch
- Now.
Good coach. Would you mind right down there?
Yeah. Honey. Yeah.
- I got - Some lovely roast beef or sandwich.
Oh, Carla, if
- It bothers you, I could eat in the back.
- Oh, no, no.
I was a little nauseous before, but I'm fine now. Oh, great.
You know, I'm starting to feel a little hungry myself.
Would you mind handing me my lunch there, coach.
There you go. Thanks. Thank you.
Mind if I join you, Diane? Not at all.
You know, that's another thing about pregnancy.
You get cravings. Green,
olive, red, minto.
Nice juicy anchovy.
Now you open the little anchovies mouth
with pimento stuff it into the anchovies mouth.
Now sugar,
- I, I think I've just lost my appetite forever.
- Works every time.
- You're in a pretty good mood tonight.
- Why not? Last night I was up till two in the morning
finishing off Kiir guard.
- I hope he thanked you for it.
- See the coach and George is still at it.
- Yeah, it's kind of fun. They enjoy each other's company.
- Well, it's nice to have someone your own age
to spend time with.
Been through the same fads. You've seen the same films.
You don't have to explain things.
There's a real comfort in that.
- It's too bad we're not a closer in age,
- Isn't it?
- However, six or seven years really isn't that much.
- Gee, I would've thought eight or nine.
- I find older men stimulating.
- I hope you're not talking about me.
- Oh, certainly not. You're not in the least bit stimulator.
- Hey, listen, seriously, I would not worry about your age.
You're obviously young enough to bring
that Ki Guard fellow home.
- You two think that you could put your glands on hold
- Long enough to get some work done here.
Huh?
- Excuse me. I've got to powder my nose in the men's salon.
- Hey, - You know you look a little like Tip O'Neill. Yeah.
- You know, a lot of people say that. Really?
I'm a better looking fellow than he is.
- Oh my God. You are Tip O'Neill. How do you do Ho?
I'm Sam Malone.
- You used to throw for the socks. Yeah,
- That's right.
What are you doing here in Cheers?
- Well, I'm walking down the street.
A lady stopped me, started to tell me about her philosophy
of life and philosophy of government.
And so I ducked in and thought I'd have equipment.
- Well, what can I get you? Here? There
- You are.
- Ha. Mr. Speaker,
- Forgive me for being so relentless,
but I really wanna talk just a
- Step into the office.
- What? I'll be right back. - What is it? No she won't.
- One more quick one coach. Then I really gotta run.
- Hey. Hey. Nah. What were you saying last week about that?
Do nothing. Congress down there in dc
- We're a bunch of clowns.
- Hey, you think so, huh? Yeah.
- You could take the average guy off the street
and you could do a better job.
Nah, sure. If Boza right here could probably be a
better congressman than them.
- You know I may run for office someday.
- You do that.
You're outta work too, huh?
- No, I'm a speaker of the House of Representatives.
- I'm be ridiculous.
Gotta make you Tip O'Neill and me horse's butt.
- You said it. Not me.
- Goodnight Danny. I'll be careful going home though, huh?
- Boy, that guy should chew your ear off there, coach. Yeah,
- But what a nice guy, Sam.
Hey, you know something?
That's the first person I ever met
that was actually on the Titanic. Sam.
- He survived the Titanic. I forgot to ask
- Coach.
- Why didn't you call me over?
I would've loved to have heard that story.
- What? He Sam, I figured. You heard it. You're a big boat.
It hit a nice bird bang down. It went.
- Listen, from now on,
when you hear an interesting story like that, call me over.
It's one of the joys of bartending. You want
- To hear interesting.
Forget the Titanic. Come over here. What? What? What?
Clan Clin. Tell 'em what you told me earlier. Go ahead.
- Yeah. What? What? - I know. All the words today.
Bonanza theme song.
- Go ahead, let 'em hear it. Then
- We got a right to pick a little fight bonanza on.
If anyone fights any one of us, he's gotta fight with me.
We're not a one to settle up and run Bonanza. Any one of us.
Starts a little fight. Knows you can trust on me.
- 1, 4, 4, 4, 4, 1.
- We guarantee 1, 4, 4, 4, 4
- Oh oh sound.
Let me have the TV control.
- Oh, hey, - Whatcha gonna watch?
There's something extraordinary on television
- Right here. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's up?
- Game on, eh, what is it?
The Bruins. I didn't read anything
- In the,
- I think the lady singing the anthem is loaded.
- Diane, what the hell is this?
- Ners ring of the new lungs. The complete cycle. The Rold.
The Walky, Siegfried, and finally Guttered. Dumbo. Well,
- I hope they don't use that candle.
Laughter.
- Oh, coach, it's not comedy. This is opera.
Oh, I'll explain.
As we proceed now, this is the story of a golden ring
with magical powers that curses anyone
who owns it. Hey, hey, hey,
- Hey.
Wait, wait, wait. They had
that same story on Scooby-Doo Saturday morning.
Oh, yeah,
- Yeah, yeah.
But the, the dog sang a little better than that.
That's such a Come on,
- You guys not given a chance.
Now, the first three hours of your,
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- I put up with your squirting events.
It's time that you return the favor
after 10 minutes, if you aren't totally mesmerized
by its beauty, I will turn it off.
- 10 minutes.
- Very funny. - Culture's wasted on you.
Oxygen is wasted on you.
- There you - Go. You know,
that was not a very nice thing to do to Diane.
- Sam's got a point there. Well,
- She has watched a lot of sports. Yeah. All
- Right.
All right. Let's give it another shot.
- So, Chuck, how's the job search going? Huh?
- I got something, Sam, but I'm not too excited about it.
I'm a janitor at a biology lab,
but they do DNA experiments, you know,
making mutant viruses and stuff.
- Well, that sounds like a pretty good job.
- I don't know. It makes me nervous.
You know, that weird stuff floating around. I don't
- Worry about it.
I'm sure it's safe. Oh yeah, absolutely.
They keep all the right
- Precautions.
Yeah, no problem. I guess you're right.
Must be getting a little paranoid, huh?
You know, I, I'm feeling better
already. See you later. Yeah.
- Take care, Chuck.

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beer

/bɪər/

A1
  • noun
  • - an alcoholic drink made from fermented malt

soldier

/ˈsoʊldʒɚ/

B1
  • noun
  • - a person who serves in an army

gross

/ɡroʊs/

B2
  • adjective
  • - disgustingly bad or unpleasant

pretzel

/ˈprɛtsəl/

B1
  • noun
  • - a baked snack made from twisted dough

conversation

/ˌkɒnvərˈseɪʃən/

B2
  • noun
  • - an informal talk in which people exchange ideas

starter

/ˈstɑːrtər/

B2
  • noun
  • - a dish served before the main course; also a person who initiates something

coach

/koʊtʃ/

B1
  • noun
  • - a person who trains athletes or a vehicle that carries passengers

bucks

/bʌks/

A2
  • noun
  • - slang for dollars

change

/tʃeɪndʒ/

A2
  • noun
  • - coins given back after a purchase

bill

/bɪl/

A2
  • noun
  • - a statement of money owed; also a piece of paper money

wait

/weɪt/

A1
  • verb
  • - to stay in one place or remain inactive until something happens

order

/ˈɔːrdər/

A1
  • verb
  • - to request something to be supplied or delivered

table

/ˈteɪbəl/

A1
  • noun
  • - a piece of furniture with a flat top and legs, used for eating or working

party

/ˈpɑːrti/

A1
  • noun
  • - a social gathering for entertainment

survivor

/sərˈvaɪvər/

B2
  • noun
  • - a person who continues to live or exist after a dangerous event

Titanic

/taɪˈtænɪk/

B2
  • proper noun
  • - the British passenger liner that sank in 1912

paranoid

/ˈpærənɔɪd/

C1
  • adjective
  • - excessively suspicious or mistrustful

bartender

/bɑːrˈtɛndər/

B2
  • noun
  • - a person who mixes and serves drinks at a bar

military

/ˈmɪlɪtɛri/

B1
  • adjective
  • - relating to soldiers or armed forces

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