[English]
(horse galloping and neighing)
- Hello.
- Where in the world is
Paramjeet doing here?
- We are here in Rio,
Brazil for vacationing.
- Rio have lots of Olympic soccer
and lots of boy with no shirt.
No shirt boy.
(grunts)
So bright.
Oi, Lilly you bring sunscreen.
- I'm here relaxing and
Lilly come up to me and say,
"Daddy."
- Bloody.
- Fan keep Facebooking, Twittering, saying
"We want Manjeet."
I say okay, my fans want me.
I make exception you know?
- Today we're doing part two
reacting Lilly Instantgram.
- (groans) My muscle hurting.
I've working out in gym.
(humming)
That's okay, Brazil.
- Brazil.
Rio.
Computer.
- Wait, what?
Stories?
This is Snapchat?
Oh, the same thing now.
I throwing shade.
- Okay, hello.
Hello, I'm doing video.
Pay attention.
Picture number one.
- This a nicer picture.
Lilly, you look very nice.
- This girl so nice.
Who this is?
This not Lilly.
This girl pretty.
- A lot of time when she
doing this photo shoot thing
like that where she look very pretty,
people coming up to her and say,
"Oh my God, you look like a Manjeet."
- Look, so nice.
Look at me.
Lipstick on lip looking like a girl.
(cries) This my daughter.
(sniffs)
- Hello.
- Why are you doing like this, Lilly?
Oh Lilly, you have lice?
Why you always scratching your head huh?
Remind me, check your head after okay?
Ha?
What the bloody hell this one?
"When you're dancer grab
your boob and booty."
- "And you want to thank Jesus."
- This is why you have dancer, huh?
To grab your...
And your booty?
- (laughs) No.
Jesus don't like like this.
He told me. He's my friend.
He calls her Lilly,
when they're grabbing her.
- You want someone touch your booty?
You just call me, okay?
I hit that one very hard.
(snickers)
- Next picture, okay.
(gasps)
- One second, hold on.
Hello, ambulance?
My daughter having seizure.
- What happened here?
- Look at me. I'm Lilly.
- Bless you.
- Someone step on my foot.
- Somebody punch me in stomach.
- I am having diarrhea.
(rhythmic breathing)
I am, I am giving birth.
- Good, good, good.
That's my dumb daughter.
- You look like a stupid face.
Dumb head.
- Ah, voice voices I know.
- My head hurting.
Because I am so stupid.
- She performing this one.
Holding head, oh.
My head hurting.
Because I never listen daddy.
- My head hurting 'cause
I don't clean my room.
- Oh, my head hurting.
Because daddy's so cool.
I want to be cool like daddy but I don't.
I don't know how.
- Mm, d'you know?
Maybe lice are hurting her.
Lilly, let me know.
- I know this one. Fourth
Harmony girl, this one.
She's singing,
♫ Work, work, work, work ♫
- Oh, look at this one.
What a pretty girl.
Look how nice she dress.
Such nice smile, nice hair.
So good.
Then Lilly, look.
I, no, I don't understand why
Lilly getting so many view
but can't afford clothes
that properly fit.
- You have psychology degree, okay?
Not the green sham sham.
- Lilly, your bra's showing.
Your bra.
(gasps) Lilly, you drinking?
- No see, no.
You know what they say on news?
They say if you drink, you going to jail.
That's it. They said new policy.
Brand new law.
Anybody caught drinking,
going to jail.
Even if you using rubbing alcohol, okay?
10 years jail.
- Drinking very bad, okay?
Thank you.
Parent allowed to drink, okay?
Shut up.
- For kids, for kid. Not for parent.
Parent allowed.
Parent have to taste. You see.
Okay, yes see. This one poisonous.
You see, I will check.
(clears throat)
- Oh, this one virgin. Don't worry.
Like me.
And like you should be.
- Rio de Janero.
(cooing)
- Look at this picture
full of amazing people.
- This a great picture.
- And then Lilly's standing there naked.
Oi, why can't you wear sleeve?
- This picture make me proud, okay?
Right here, right here.
In my lung.
- I don't understand how
this conversation happened.
Malala, they're great girl, helping girls.
Alicia Key, they're very nice song single.
And then you have Carly, very nice model.
Then you have Lilly.
I draw beard on my face.
- And my name Lilly.
I draw beard on my face.
You so dumb.
You see, I never do like this.
Do I do dumb thing like this?
Where'd you learn this from huh?
I never do like this
dumb dressing like a man.
So stupid.
- This one also from Voices.
Look at me.
My mommy pay tuition.
- Look at me.
Daddy paying for bill.
- Look at me.
I am using fake money.
- Look at me.
I don't know how to pay taxes.
Wait, there's a fly in there?
(laughing) Nothing.
Perfect.
What the bloody hell happening here huh?
- Now you taking a shower on Instantgram?
- This how you do Instantgram huh?
- No, no. Why don't you also take poo-poo?
Take a picture of poo-poo,
post of that one, or comment below.
Let me know.
Guess what you think I eat.
- I'm going to report this one.
Where is my phone?
I am reporting.
- Also you know after
you take shower Lilly,
how dirty shower is huh?
Looking like a bloody
carpet in there okay?
- That's right.
It's offensive to me.
I'm her daddy.
- Jasmine, Aladdin.
They go in shower, they fly on carpet
that you make from your leg hair.
Dirty.
(gasps)
- You not tell me you meet Drake.
- Lilly, you met Drake?
- Why you not tell me? Drake my brother.
- You never tell me you meet Drake.
I love Drake.
- Yesterday, you know, Drake email me.
He say he become prince
of some small country.
Now he want transfer me five
million dollar, you know?
- You know, I do prayer for him.
Other day. You know why?
Because he's sex god.
- He always doing like this.
Like.
- He turn six upside down like a roti.
- He must be calling India.
Poor connection.
Oh, hello.
Hel--
Hell--
Hello.
He doing like this.
(humming)
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm getting little wetter.
This a virgin?
- Like this.
(giggling)
- Rio.
Oi, what happening here huh?
(gasps)
- The Rock.
- You trying to make pebbles?
- Hey, Rock. You trying
to kiss my daughter huh?
Please do like this.
I am such a big fan, man.
- Rock, Rock.
If you're watching this one,
can you introduce me Vin Diesel please?
- I approve you want to marry daughter.
You call me. Like this.
- I want him show me fast and furious.
You know what I--
(gasps) Oh, sorry Manjeet what?
I'm coming.
I give you birth after nine month.
Okay?
I raise you.
I clean your poo-poo.
I teach how to do pee-pee.
And you do like this to me?
You flirting with my men?
Girl.
You know how I feel about this Zac Efron
ever since High School Musical.
And you do like this?
You are my own bloody
daughter betray me huh?
You know what all the other aunties say?
You know. They say we are OTP.
They say they ship.
And you do like this?
My own blood.
Do like betray me!
One more, one more.
- Okay, hold hold hold hold.
I don't,
I don't know if just me,
but I think I look like this guys.
Am I in this picture?
I don't.
I don't remember my hair is being blonde.
- If you like this video--
Oh shut up.
You have to like this video.
You don't have bloody choice.
- Okay, that's it. Good--
Oh!
- Follow me on Instantgram.
Iiparamjeetii I am
making very nice picture
and I'm wearing sleeve, okay?
Because I am not dirty girl.
- They put a spice in.
They definitely a little
bit of spice in this.
I think they mix it with permanent marker.
I don't know.
- Okay, thank you. Goodbye.
(laughs)
(laughs)
- Yo, I hope you enjoyed that video.
If you did, give it a thumbs up
because it was so hard to shoot.
I'm literally tucked away
in a corner of the hotel
that we're in, in Brazil.
So give it a thumbs up.
I hope you enjoyed it.
My parents do actually Instagram accounts
that you can follow.
Links are in the description.
Comment below letting me know what else
do you wanna see my parents react to.
Because you know, I just
wanna make you happy.
That's all I wanna do.
You can check out my last
video right over there.
It is called Type Of Friends Part Three.
My vlog channel right,
is right over there.
I did some cool 360 vlogs in Brazil
that are super dope if you can check out.
Also, huge kind of announcement.
That is kinda sad but good.
But kinda sad but good.
I will be taking a week off
as I am flying to Kenya in...
A couple hours and I will not have access
to Wi-Fi or electricity.
So for the next week, there
will be no vlogs and no videos.
It will be a one week hiatus.
I'm gonna miss you so much.
I don't even know what--
no I'm genuinely like
so I'm kind of excited.
But I will see you a week from now.
Thank you for your
patience and understanding.
But yeah.
If I do have any electricity
maybe I'll tweet and Snapchat.
So if you miss me, maybe
you can find me there
but I'm not really sure.
And this outro's really long
so I'm gonna go now.
I love you so much.
Thanks for following me
along in this journey.
Where a bunch of some dope
girl love stuff in Kenya.
And I can't wait 'til you see it.
So, one love Superwoman.
That is a wrap.
And zoom.
(speaking in foreign language)