– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

because you got everybody there you got

your freshman ROTC guys preps JV jocks

Asian nerds cool

Asians varsity jocks unfriendly black

bodies girls who eat their feelings

those who don't eat anything desperate

wannabes burnouts sexually active band

geeks the greatest people you will ever

meet and the worst

beware of the plastic

[Music]

hey we're doing a lunchtime survey of

new students can you answer a few

questions okay is your muffin buttered

what would you like us to assign someone

to butter your muffin hi what is he

bothering you

Jason why are you such a skis I'm just

being friendly you were supposed to call

me last night Jason you do not come to a

party at my house with Gretchen and then

scam on some poor innocent girl right in

front of us three days later she's not

interested do you want to have sex with

him no thank you

good so it's settled so you can go shave

your back now bye Jason

wait seriously sit down why don't I know

you I'm new I just moved here from

Africa what I used to be homeschooled

wait what my mom taught me at home no no

I know at home school is I'm not

[ __ ] so you've actually never been

to a real school before shut up shut up

and say anything homeschooled

that's really interesting Thanks you're

like really pretty thank you so you

agree what you think you're really

pretty oh I don't know oh my god I love

your bracelet where did you get it oh my

mom made it for me it's adorable it's so

fetch

what is fetch oh it's like slang I'm

England so here from Africa why are you

white oh my god Karen you can't just ask

people why they're white could you give

us some privacy for like one second yeah

sure

okay you should just know that we don't

do this a lot so this is like a really

huge deal we want to invite you to have

lunch with us every day for the rest of

the week oh it's okay wholeness so we'll

see you tomorrow on Wednesdays we were

pink

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
freshman /ˈfrɛʃmən/ B1	noun - a first‑year student at a high school, college or university
ROTC /ˌɑːr oʊ ti ˈsiː/ C1	noun - Reserve Officer Training Corps, a college program that trains students for military leadership
varsity /ˈvɑːrsɪti/ B2	noun - the principal sports teams representing a school or college
nerd /nɜːrd/ B2	noun - a person who is very interested in academic or technical subjects, often socially awkward
jock /dʒɒk/ B2	noun - a student who is heavily involved in sports, especially at school
unfriendly /ʌnˈfrɛndli/ B2	adjective - not friendly; cold or aloof
desperate /ˈdɛspərət/ B2	adjective - feeling or showing hopelessness; extremely eager
wannabe /ˈwɒnəbi/ C1	noun - a person who aspires to be someone else or to belong to a certain group
burnout /ˈbɜːrnaʊt/ C1	noun - state of physical or mental exhaustion caused by long‑term stress
geek /ɡiːk/ B2	noun - a person who is very interested in a particular subject, especially technology
greatest /ˈɡreɪtɪst/ C1	adjective - the best or most outstanding
beware /bɪˈwɛər/ C1	verb - to be cautious of; to watch out for
plastic /ˈplæstɪk/ B1	adjective - artificial, not genuine; also a synthetic material
lunchtime /ˈlʌn(t)ʃaɪm/ B1	noun - the time of day when lunch is taken
survey /ˈsɜːrveɪ/ B2	noun - a set of questions used to collect information or opinions
muffin /ˈmʌfɪn/ B2	noun - a small, sweet baked good, often round and cup‑shaped
homeschooled /hoʊmˈskuːld/ B2	adjective - educated at home rather than at a formal school
adorable /əˈdɔːrəbəl/ B2	adjective - delightfully charming or cute
fetch /fɛtʃ/ C1	verb - slang (British) – to be fashionable or trendy; "that's so fetch"
privacy /ˈprɪvəsi/ B2	noun - the state of being free from public attention or intrusion