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[English]

hi um is this Larry David's house this

is Larry David oh hi um I'm Kira Joe's

daughter Kira donnal yeah hey hey um do

you like girl SC cookies I find them

important but come in okay cool um so

we're in stock on a lot of the cookies

which is good news um we have thank you

very much cookies oh thank you very much

oh thank thank thank thank you very

much um we have the Tagalongs tagalong

yeah um we have the you know what I I'm

not even interested give me five boxes

of each of them really yeah what do you

say to that that's awesome huh not bad

right yeah um well you could just take a

look at that all right and now you see

these samoas that that looks pretty good

actually it's covered with caramel

rolled and toasted coconut cuz I'm a

huge coconut

guy everything

okay I uh think I just had my first

period

okay that's yeah okay so that's no

problem that's no problem at all you

know why in fact I got an ex-wife and I

was married and she's a woman she left

stuff upstairs that's going to be very

valuable to you I'm going to run up and

get it you stay right here don't move

okay don't worry you had it in the right

place I'm not kidding I got this i got

this stay stay right there I'll be right

down

okay okay got it here you go all

right all right good

luck um I don't really know how to use

one of

these oh okay all right there's

instructions

here

um okay

okay if you're using a tampon you'll see

that the plastic applicator is made of

two tubes one what do you mean plastic

applicator I don't know what this

is I just don't get what you're

saying oh okay hold the applicator

lightly on the outer insertion tube at

the grip location with your thumb and

middle finger lightly F huh what what am

I suppos to gently slide the applicator

all the way into your v wait how do I

know if I'm doing it

right I've never used one of these and

I'm really frustrated right now can you

just oh okay I got it I got it it look

it pushes it out are you sure you're

reading the right direction no no listen

listen to me listen to me take the

inside where the string is and push it

push that push it push it you'll see a c

what are you talking about you'll see a

cotton piece come out okay that doesn't

make any sense can you talk a little

slower okay there's a tube right right

yes there's an outer tube and an inner

tube inner tube put the outer tube in

your vagina and I don't know what I'm

doing I've never done this before take

the take the outer tube take your thumb

and middle finger wait what and push

that tube forward it comes out of the

plastic that seems wrong look it came

out of the plastic I'm holding it okay

okay you got it I think so I think I got

it all right