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[English]

[♪♪♪]

Whoa, check out Mike and Melissa.

PDA much?

PETER: Whoa.

I did not know they were together.

I don't think they're officially together.

I think they're just kind of hanging out.

Yeah, well, it looks like they need to have the talk.

Like, oh, my God. They haven't had the talk yet?

Sometimes it's just easier to just go with it, you know?

I don't know.

I think it would be kind of hard for me.

You know, this isn't middle school.

They should be more mature about being in a relationship.

[LAUGHS] Let them have their fun.

Still, ew.

Let them have their fun.

But still, ew.

Good form.

Don't involve yourself.

[♪♪♪]

[TYPING]

[LAUGHS]

You can't be having that much fun

reordering wholesale ink cartridges.

No, I just thought of something Joanna said the other night.

You are in it. So, what's the vibe?

Are you guys, like, official?

Well, we're not dating anyone else.

We're not dating anyone, but okay, yeah. Ahem.

Oh, I see. Friends with bennies.

No.

We haven't labeled it,

but just because there's no label

doesn't mean it's not meaningful.

You know, I can refer you

to at least two recent movies

if you want to see how that plays out.

We just haven't talked about it yet

and I don't want to rush into it

like I normally do.

You said it, not me.

Well, whatever your plan is,

I'm happy for you.

Thanks.

But at the same time, I'm very nervous for you,

because as I said, I know how this movie plays out.

There it is.

It's ugly.

Can't hear you. Earmuffs.

JOANNA: Preheat the oven to 350.

Yes, Chef!

And grab the paprika.

Yes, Chef!

I mean, no, sorry.

The oregano.

No, not oregano. The other-- The other green one.

You know which one I mean.

Hey, for a teacher, you're not very good

at giving instructions.

Yeah, well,

I'm a sub, not a teacher.

Well, you can make that leap if you wanted to.

I mean, if Chloe's qualified to teach...

[CHUCKLES]

[SNIFFS]

Did you use my shampoo?

Uh, no.

Yes.

Only because the smell is so good.

I swear, it's like apple and coconut

are having a party on my scalp, so...

Ask first, you weirdo.

Okay. You know, honestly, I stopped buying my own

since you opened up a Sephora in my bathroom.

You know, it's weird.

Like, when she first asked me to sub for her,

I-- I didn't really know what to expect.

But I'm kind of really enjoying it, so we'll see.

Well, I am proud of you, Miss Taylor.

Thank you.

You know, if I didn't know any better, I would say...

I'd say you were living here.

Oh, as if. I don't live here. I pay rent somewhere else.

Chloe, your Amazon defaults to this address.

You know, it's okay if you want to.

PETER: My interview is not for a while,

but I added some stuff in my portfolio

based on your suggestions.

Mmm!

Tell me what you think.

Okay.

Peter, this is so good.

I think Massive Supply is going to be super impressed.

Haven't you read up on the dangers of cohabitating?

Oh, uh, nope.

Jezebel says that you need to decide, not slide.

When you decide to live together,

it's like a deliberate decision.

But if you slide, which is what we would be doing,

then it's like you accidentally start living together,

and you might not be ready yet.

Sliding, deciding. It doesn't matter.

If it feels right, then you just-- You go for it, right?

And if there's enough room for my body spray collection,

then it's all good.

Okay, I have to go to yoga.

I will think about this in shavasana.

Reminder, my mom is coming next week to celebrate my birthday.

That's not for another month.

It's that whole flight attendant lifestyle.

She's all over the place, literally.

So we're just going to celebrate early when she's in town.

Are you still in for next week

for dinner at my parents'?

Yeah.

But I'm going for your mom's green beans, not for you.

Oh, really? Really?

Yeah, really. I don't like you that much.

[MOANS]

I really like the green beans, though.

And I think I just sat on an avocado,

and it's gotten really squished.

Okay, good thing you have eight extra phones and wires.

Like, what-- Why?

I can't believe you're moving in with him.

I feel like you guys just met.

I know. It seems really fast.

But I had this epiphany in downward dog.

It just feels right...

moving in together, not downward dog.

LISA: Um, Jo, you want to hang later?

Ryan has his fantasy baseball draft thing tonight.

I would love to, but I have plans with a coworker.

Oh, you know Alex, right?

I generally avoid people at work.

I keep my headphones in when I'm there,

because kids have so many questions.

You have man plans? Like a date?

No, it's just a drinks thing.

Is it happening at night? In a bar? With a guy?

Are you going to tell Peter?

Why? It's really not a date.

If you're having drinks with another guy,

if you care about Peter, you'll tell him.

I'm not trying to play games with Peter,

we're two independent people.

This is a platonic drink with a coworker.

I don't see the big deal.

Then why not tell him?

Jeez, fine, okay.

I'll tell him, but I'm sure he's not going to care.

[♪♪♪]

Excuse me.

Peter?

Hey!

Oh, hey.

Hey, come in.

Oh, thank you.

How you been?

I'm good.

I feel so weird--

Hey, I meant to--

[BOTH LAUGH]

Hey, I...

I think we--

I could have handled things differently.

No worries. We're cool.

Honestly, you were one of the best guys I met

from that dating app.

Wow, really?

I'm flattered.

Or the app just really sucks.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Probably.

Hey, I hope you don't feel like

I stole this coffee shop from you.

Oh, I think-- I think this place is big enough

for the both of us.

And they do have the best chocolate croissants.

Wait, have you been to that new bakery in Echo Park?

No.

It's unreal.

We should go sometime.

If you have time

and that's not weird.

No, no, no, no. It sounds great.

But I'm kind of seeing somebody.

Joanna?

Yeah.

I kind of had a feeling.

Well, you should take her. I'm sure she'd love it.

Yeah, what's the place called?

Something. I can't remember.

I have to head back to the hospital,

but I'll text you about it later.

Okay.

Okay. Good to see you.

Yeah, you too.

Bye.

PETER: Oh, you heading out?

I want to go meet up with a coworker for a bit.

Okay. Have fun.

Thanks.

Is it Lauren?

Uh, no. Alex.

Oh, what does she teach?

Uh, he teaches Math.

Where are you guys going?

Uh, to the Dart Room for drinks.

You want me to go with you.

No, that's okay. It's just a work thing.

Over drinks.

Yeah.

Is that a problem?

No, I--

Does he know about me?

Uh, no. Hasn't come up.

I don't really know him that well.

Just trying to make a friend at work. Why?

Sometimes guys have agendas.

I'm well aware. I'm a 29-year-old woman.

I've seen agendas.

Right.

I think-- I think I'm just a little stressed

over the application.

All good.

Uh, I'll see you later, okay?

Okay.

Hey, text me when you're on your way back.

Okay, Dad.

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

[♪♪♪]

Hey, so how are you digging being back in school?

It's not too bad, right?

Yeah, yeah, but, you know, it's temporary.

Listen, this is important, okay?

You are the only person at that school

that I want to hang out with.

So you have to stay longer.

Yeah, well, I don't know.

I'm still figuring out what's next.

Didn't you say you sing?

Uh...

No, no, listen.

You know Michelle, the choir teacher?

She's having a baby.

She's going to take some time off.

And they need a replacement.

I don't know. It's for a few months.

If you want, I can put in a good word.

Wow, thanks. Um, I have to think about that.

Okay. Fair enough.

Oh, shoot.

I'm sorry. I have to skip out on the next round.

I'm grabbing dinner with my boyfriend.

Oh, cool.

Um, how long have you guys been together?

For a year. Yeah.

What about you?

Yeah, yeah. I'm--

I'm sort of in a thing right now.

A thing.

[LAUGHS]

Hmm. So not that--

Not that serious.

No, no, no.

It is-- It is serious. I just-- I don't know.

Because I am going to hook you up with my friend Dan.

He's single, and I think you guys would be perfect together.

That is very sweet of you, but you really--

Know what? It's already done. I sent him your number.

I'm sorry. You can say no when he calls you,

but, look, he's really cute,

and I think you're going to thank me later. Cheers.

I'm driving. I shouldn't drink this.

[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

[♪♪♪]

First night sleeping in our place together.

Pretty exciting, huh?

Are these the same sweatpants you were wearing today?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

They transition so well from my day to night.

Ew. No.

You've been wearing these out in the world,

where they've come into contact with all sorts of germs.

Now you're going to get into our bed and snuggle up next to me?

No. Plus, the only people who are hot enough

to wear sweatpants 24/7

are DJs and athletes and Kylie Jenner.

We both know that I'm the Kylie in this relationship.

You're the Tyga.

Is this your way of telling me

to take off my pants...

so you can see my Tyga?

No. This is me just telling you

to take your pants off without anything about your Tyga.

Okay.

[SIGHS]

What is it now?

Did you brush your teeth?

No.

Sorry, sometimes I'm too tired

to brush my teeth before bed.

And what does it matter?

I'm gonna brush them again when I wake up.

How have I not noticed this before?

Well, I would always brush my teeth before bed

to appear normal.

But now that we're living together,

I just feel like myself.

Being comfortable, you know?

Okay, I'm going to need you

to feel a little bit less comfortable.

Good night.

Good night.

Aah!

What?

Nothing.

Okay.

PETER: We got in a fight.

Actually, it was more of a tense conversation.

But I sent her an apology text,

and she still hasn't responded.

People don't always respond right away.

Don't freak out.

Yeah, but she's having drinks with a guy from work right now.

I have drinks with male coworkers all the time.

It's not a big deal.

Is there something more?

Did she do something that made you not trust her?

That's not a good sign.

Have you defined the relationship?

No.

But everything had been going great.

I think she just wants to take things slow.

Or I don't know, maybe she's figuring things out.

Or maybe she doesn't want to commit.

Look, I know it's hard to hear that, but...

I've used the same excuse of wanting to take things slow

when I didn't know what I wanted.

And in some of those cases,

I actually was waiting for something better to come along.

Come on, you don't think that's how she feels.

I don't know, but you have trust issues,

and she's the one who's dictating

the terms of the relationship.

So when do you get what you want, Peter?

Go home and ask her point blank.

What are you guys?

[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]

It's Joanna.

You should go.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Hey.

Hey.

Hey, I'm sorry about earlier.

I was acting stupid.

That's okay.

So how was it with Alex?

Oh, um, he wants to recommend me for this choir teacher position.

That sounds cool.

Yeah, but it's a three-month commitment.

You know, I kind of want to keep my options open.

Really?

You know, what if something better comes along?

What does that mean?

What do you mean?

What's with all the questions tonight, man?

Okay, I'm just going to ask you something.

What are we?

Um, two humans who are going to eat some ice cream

and cuddle on the couch later?

Seriously, I have no clue what we are.

I mean, are we friends with benefits,

or am I just some nice guy that you've been stringing along

for the past month?

Whoa! What?

I just feel like--

I just feel like I've been waiting for answers

for so long while you get more and more time to figure it out.

What do you mean, so long?

We just started.

Joanna, I've liked you since we were teenagers.

What?

I've always liked you.

Come on, you must have known.

I mean, maybe-- Maybe I thought

you might have had a crush on me,

but you never asked me out or anything.

I didn't want to go make something weird

just because I thought you maybe liked me.

Look, that was then. This is now.

What are we now?

Peter, where is this even coming from?

Like, can you just trust that I like you?

Trust?

[LAUGHS] How can I?

You don't know if you'll be around in three months.

You didn't delete your ex's number.

Wow, I didn't realize we were keeping score.

We only had one rule,

and that was to be upfront with each other. Have you been?

Have you?

I mean, you've liked me since high school,

and you haven't said anything until now?

Like, why did you even agree to do this pact with me

if you knew you felt this way?

You could just ask me out like a normal person.

Look, Joanna...

what are we?

[SIGHS]

Wow.

Peter...

No.

[♪♪♪]

Chloe, guess what?

So now I have sweatpants for the night

that will never touch the world and its germs.

Babe, that is so sweet.

Plus, I'm going to be brushing my teeth before bed.

Thank you, but that should really be for you.

But, listen, I don't want to turn into some, like,

bitchy and controlling girlfriend.

Hey, whoa, whoa. No, stop. Stop right there.

You're not turning into anything.

You've always been bitchy and controlling.

[LAUGHS] But it's okay.

Look, that's what living together is all about, right?

Is this what cohabitation is about?

Just, like, getting grossed out by each other's weird habits?

This is what I was afraid of.

But that's not a bad thing.

Knowing what bothers you makes us closer.

I guess. But wait a second.

What bothers you about me?

Nothing. You're perfect.

Okay, uh, maybe it annoys me a little bit

that you take up about 90% of the bed,

and you're that big.

That's so rude and large.

What else?

No, I don't think there's any-- You know what? Your night mask.

It's starting to give me nightmares.

But I need nighttime hydration.

Okay, okay, I guess I can, like, wait until you go to sleep,

and then put it on.

What else?

You leave dirty dishes

in the sink all the time.

Yeah, I'm not very good

at washing dishes.

But you know what?

That's okay, because there's something really nice

about seeing your used cereal bowl in the sink,

because it just reminds me, like, that's right,

I live with this super awesome girl that I love,

and I'm super lucky.

Did you just say that you love me?

Wait, I did?

No, no, that was an accident.

Oh.

No, no, that doesn't mean that I don't. I--

I do love you, Chloe.

I love you too.

I was afraid you weren't going to say it back.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Mmm, I can't wait for you

to go brush your teeth right now!

Okay, now? In this moment?

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Absolutely.

You sure? Okay.

I'm so sure.

[♪♪♪]

WOMAN: You've been very quiet lately.

Just got a lot on my mind.

Joanna?

Yeah.

We haven't talked in a few days.

Whatever. It's fine.

What's the point in being upset?

If she's not going to be your wife, find someone else.

It's not that easy.

She's everything I wanted.

She's beautiful, smart,

kind and creative and--

Who cares about all that

if she doesn't know what she wants to do with her life?

She's figuring it out, you know?

She's always been adventurous.

Adventurous. She's lost.

It's not-- You just don't understand.

No. I know nothing of love.

That's not what I meant.

Look, we're just...

We're just a different generation.

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]

What about Sarah?

She knew what she wanted.

Hey.

I know 30's a tough age to turn,

but it's not a death sentence.

It's not that, Mom.

It's just relationships stuff.

Things are going really well.

And then we got in this big fight out of nowhere,

and we haven't spoken in a week.

And he said he doesn't feel like he can trust me anymore,

and he doesn't feel like I care about him.

Do you?

He's...

He's my best friend.

That's why this is so hard.

Well, if that's the case, then what happened?

Yeah.

I think I was just afraid to let myself get close.

This is my fault.

After your dad and I separated,

I could see a change.

No.

I'm almost 30, okay?

I can't keep blaming you

for why all of my relationships fail.

It's not your fault. It's just what happens.

Is that what you think?

That your relationships are doomed to fail?

Just because your father and I got divorced

doesn't mean that everything ends that way.

Do you love being with him?

Yeah.

Does he make you feel special and cared for?

He does.

Then give it a shot.

Mom, it's not that simple.

It's not that complicated.

[BOTH LAUGH]

You maybe made a mistake.

Maybe you didn't think you knew what you wanted then.

But I think you do now.

And if you love him and he loves you,

then go back to him.

[VIBRATING]

Hello?

DAN [OVER PHONE] Hey, it's Dan.

Alex's friend.

Oh. Hey, Dan.

I hear we're a perfect match,

aka, the only two straight people Alex knows.

[LAUGHS]

Uh, yeah. I've--

I've heard the same thing.

You know, I'd love to grab a drink sometime.

Does Saturday night work?

Oh, um...

actually, I can't.

Uh...

I'm in a relationship.

Um, didn't know that. Sorry.

Oh, no. No worries. Um, thanks, though.

All right, bye.

[♪♪♪]

[LAUGHTER]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[♪♪♪]

[♪♪♪]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
mature /məˈtʃʊər/ B2	adjective - fully developed; adult
relationship /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ B1	noun - the way in which two or more people or things are connected
official /əˈfɪʃəl/ A2	adjective - approved of or authorized by a governing body
meaningful /ˈmiːnɪŋfəl/ B2	adjective - serious, important, or worth attention
labeled /ˈleɪbəld/ B1	verb - to attach a label to
cohabitating /ˌkoʊhæbɪˈteɪtɪŋ/ C1	verb - living together and having a sexual relationship without being married
epiphany /ɪˈpɪfəni/ C1	noun - a sudden and striking realization
independent /ˌɪndɪˈpendənt/ B1	adjective - not depending on another for livelihood or subsistence
platonic /pləˈtɑːnɪk/ B2	adjective - relating to or involving friendship
trust /trʌst/ A2	noun - firm belief in the reliability, truth, ability, or strength of someone or something
dictating /ˈdɪkteɪtɪŋ/ B2	verb - to lay down or impose as obligatory
deliberate /dɪˈlɪbərət/ B2	adjective - done consciously and intentionally
impress /ɪmˈpres/ B1	verb - to affect strongly
suggestions /səˈdʒestʃənz/ B1	noun - a course of action proposed to be followed
vibe /vaɪb/ A2	noun - a person's emotional state or the atmosphere of a place as communicated to and felt by others.
qualified /ˈkwɑːlɪfaɪd/ B2	adjective - having the necessary skills, knowledge, or qualifications