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[English]

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I don't usually like to say this,

and I don't normally say it.

But you are better looking than my last audience.

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I hope they're not watching because I don't want anyone

to feel bad, but you're better dancers, you're better looking,

you're--

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I mean, I'm going to go out on a limb here.

You might be the best audience and the greatest audience

we've ever had ever.

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[INAUDIBLE]

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Hold on.

We have an hour, so we can find out.

I'm not going to--

I shouldn't have said that so early.

I'll let you know at the end.

Everyone always says that I have the greatest audience.

And I agree.

I do have a great audience.

But I expect you to be talented as well as just sitting

there and laughing-- oh, Ellen we love you

and all that-- like, that's great but are you talented?

You know?

So someone told me there some people in the audience

had hidden talents.

And so if they're no good, you're

going to lose your status as the greatest audience.

No pressure, but where is Kwame [? Sarfo? ?]

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hi,

[INAUDIBLE] how are you doing?

It's nice to meet you.

Nice.

Did I say your name right?

Yeah, you got it--

Kwame.

Kwame, OK.

Yep.

And where do you live?

I live in [INAUDIBLE],, New Jersey.

OK, and you do what?

I'm going to do push ups.

OK.

But probably in a--

A little twist to it, though.

Yeah, I see.

Fingertips.

OK.

Fingertips.

Fingertips, yep.

Wow.

That's what I've been trying to get Twitch to do,

fingertip push ups.

[LAUGHTER]

And he can't do it.

So let's take a look at Kwame.

OK.

So I'm just going to start with five fingertips

and working my way down to two.

Yeah, sure.

Here we go.

[DRUM ROLL]

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[SCREAMING]

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What is happening?

Oh my God.

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Wait.

OK, Twitch did you see that?

I did.

Yeah.

So when you start like that, is that

really easier to get to the two when you start with five?

Or you're just doing it to show us?

I'm just doing it to show you.

Yeah, yeah.

What fun at parties you must be.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

All right, Kwame that's impressive.

Thank you so much.

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All right.

Helen Roberts and Lizzie Becker, where are you two?

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Hi.

Hi Ellen.

Hi Helen, Lizzie?

Hi-- Lizzie.

Hi.

All right you two, hello.

Hi, I'm Helen.

Hi Helen.

I'm Lizzie.

Hi Lizzie.

I'm Ellen.

[LAUGHTER]

So you saw Kwame over there?

Is that-- I don't know what you do.

Where do you live?

I'm from New Jersey.

Also, yeah.

Look at that.

Do you all do push ups?

What if everyone in New Jersey could do push ups like that?

It just turns out to be a talent?

And you're from New Jersey?

I'm from Philadelphia.

OK.

And how do you know each other?

Well, we played basketball together at Dickinson college.

OK, great.

What position?

I don't know.

[LAUGHTER]

Is there--

We're both point guards.

Oh, point guards.

Yeah, sure.

[LAUGHTER]

I don't know how to follow up a question about basketball?

I know nothing about it.

But so-- [INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHTER]

All right, so and what do you all do?

I can catch food in my mouth.

You can catch food in your mouth?

Yes.

And you throw the food?

I can throw food into her mouth.

Wow.

[LAUGHTER]

Well, I bet I could throw food into her mouth.

It's like-- she's the one with the talent.

I mean, anyone could throw food in her mouth.

[LAUGHTER]

How did you all--

who-- did you just throw food at her one day and she caught it?

And you were like, oh I should do this,

or did you say throw food at me?

It's kind of happened.

Just organically, you threw food and you--

I see.

You were drunk.

admit it, you were drunk.

[LAUGHTER]

No.

All right.

OK, so what kind of food?

Marshmallows are our specialty.

Specialty.

But what's the largest kind of food you've thrown and caught?

An apple.

An apple.

But like, sliced right?

Not the whole apple?

The whole apple?

Yes.

It's dangerous.

Wow.

You do have to be drunk for that.

[LAUGHTER]

All right so, you're going to throw marshmallows?

Is that what we're doing?

Yes.

OK.

All right, I'll hold this and I'm sure we have marshmallows.

Yes, we do.

All right.

Where should I be?

Where are you going to be?

I'm going to be over here.

OK.

[SURPRISING MURMURS]

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Yep.

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You're an excellent thrower.

Now I take back what I said.

[LAUGHTER]

You're both equally talented.

All right, where is--

I haven't had a marshmallow in a while.

It's delicious.

[LAUGHTER]

Bailey Payne, where are you?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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[INAUDIBLE]

Bailey, where do you live?

I live in Irma, South Carolina.

OK, so you don't live in New Jersey.

I thought everybody was going to come from New Jersey today.

And what do you do there?

I flip a little bit.

Yeah.

OK so, we're going to see flips.

Yeah, you're going to see they're special flips.

Oh, I assume they are.

Not all flips aren't special, but probably these

are extra special.

Do you need anything?

Just a little bit of space.

OK should I take this?

Yes ma'am.

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, that's a lot of space.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

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Wow.

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Wow.

That's amazing.

That's incredible.

Thank you so much.

No problem.

OK, flip on over there.

[LAUGHTER]

Stephanie [? Cat ?] and Sydney [? Nagy? ?]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

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Hello.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi, OK.

And who's-- who are you?

I'm Sydney.

Sydney?

Stephanie.

And what are you going to do?

Well, we're kind of flexible.

Well, should I-- OK so I'll tell you what you do.

Flexible, meaning I can just tell you what to do or flexible

like you're literally flexible, your bodies are flexible?

Like, literally flexible.

I see, OK.

All right.

All right, let's see it.

Oh, they're undressing.

[LAUGHTER]

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Whoa, whoa.

[LAUGHTER]

That's what I'm wearing under this.

[LAUGHTER]

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Wow.

That's amazing.

Oh my God.

That's incredible.

So you've always been that flexible, both of you?

No.

Not really.

God, that's incredible.

Wow, all right.

Well for showing me your talents,

you're all going to get a 65 inch TCL Roku TV.

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
audience ˈɔːdiəns B2	noun - a group of people who watch or listen to a performance, speech, etc.
talent ˈtæl.ənt B2	noun - a natural ability to be good at something
flexible ˈfleks.ɪ.bəl B2	adjective - able to bend easily without breaking
push‑up pʊʃ ˈʌp B1	noun - an exercise performed by raising and lowering the body with the arms while lying face down verb - to perform a push‑up
fingertip ˈfɪŋ.gɚ.tɪp B2	noun - the tip of a finger
marshmallow ˈmɑːrʃˌmæ.loʊ B2	noun - a soft, sweet confection made of sugar, gelatin and air
flip flɪp B1	verb - to turn over quickly noun - a quick turn or somersault
watch wɒtʃ A2	verb - to look at or observe something attentively noun - a small time‑keeping device worn on the wrist
hold hoʊld A2	verb - to keep something in your hands, arms, or grasp
laugh læf A1	verb - to make spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are expressions of amusement noun - the sound made when someone laughs
amazing əˈmeɪ.zɪŋ B1	adjective - causing great surprise or wonder
incredible ɪnˈkred.ɪ.bəl B2	adjective - so extraordinary as to be hard to believe
great ɡreɪt A2	adjective - of an extent, amount, or intensity considerably above the normal or average
status ˈsteɪ.təs B2	noun - the relative social, professional, or other standing of someone or something
pressure ˈpreʃ.ər B2	noun - continuous physical force exerted on or against an object
expect ɪkˈspekt B2	verb - to regard something as likely to happen
hidden ˈhɪd.n̩ B2	adjective - out of sight; not visible or obvious
talented ˈtæl.ən.tɪd B2	adjective - having a natural aptitude or skill