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Miss Tina, as a comedienne, I love telling jokes. 00:00
And you know what, you've been telling jokes on Instagram, 00:03
cuz I follow your Instagram. 00:07
And I just had to ask you, they're called corny jokes, right? 00:09
>> I love it, I love it. 00:13
>> Take a look, take a look. 00:13
>> [LAUGH] 00:15
>> I ain't one to waste some good life. 00:16
So it's corny joke time. 00:20
So, where do animals go when they lose their tails? 00:22
To the retail store. >> [LAUGH] 00:28
>> I love it, I love it. 00:33
>> They are corny. 00:36
>> Now, what got you started doing that? 00:37
>> Well I started doing it because my 00:39
brother, Skip Beyonce, who I loved dearly, passed away last year. 00:41
And every time you saw him he'd have a funny joke, I mean a corny joke. 00:46
They were really corny. >> [LAUGH] 00:49
>> Yeah. 00:50
>> But you laughed anyway. 00:51
Just to make you feel good. 00:52
So I just decided I'd start doing that. >> [CROSSTALK] 00:53
>> That is great okay. 00:57
>> We love it. 00:58
>> Well I love seeing it, so 00:59
after that I thought that we would pass the mic and give you the mic, 01:01
and give us some laughs. 01:04
So right now ladies and gentlemen, it's corny joke time with Miss Tina. 01:05
>> [APPLAUSE] 01:10
>> I love it, I'm so excited. 01:15
>> Okay Miss Tina, 01:17
take it away. >> Should I go? 01:18
>> Yep. 01:18
>> Okay, this couple was sitting 01:19
around drinking wine. >> Okay. 01:20
>> And out of the clear blue, 01:22
the woman says, I love you. 01:25
And the husband says, is that you talking or the wine talking? 01:28
And she's like, it's me talking to the wine. 01:32
>> [APPLAUSE] 01:35
>> That's not corny, 01:38
sometimes that's real. >> [CROSSTALK] 01:39
>> That's a real joke. 01:41
>> That's real corny. 01:42
>> That was good. 01:44
>> That is. 01:45
I know that you got one Tamara. >> What, you calling me corny? 01:47
>> [CROSSTALK] 01:50
>> I am. 01:51
She is the queen of corny. 01:52
My gosh, she loves the corny jokes. 01:53
She's so excited, go ahead. >> I love corny jokes. 01:54
Are you guys ready? >> Yes. 01:57
>> I hope I pass the test, Tina. 01:59
Okay, ready? 02:01
Why are pirates called pirates? >> Why? 02:02
>> Because they are. 02:06
>> [LAUGH] 02:07
>> We don't have to be friends with 02:10
you just because, just look over there- >> Wait, wait, I got another one, 02:12
I got another one. 02:15
I love this one- >> She's on a roll. 02:16
>> Okay, ready? 02:17
>> [LAUGH] 02:18
>> What did the rubber band factory worker 02:19
say when he lost his job? >> What? 02:22
>> Snap. 02:25
>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] 02:26
>> Thank you so much for 02:28
watching The Real. 02:28
[INAUDIBLE] Thank you so much, we'll see you next time tomorrow on The Real. 02:29
Goodbye everybody. >> That was a good one. 02:33
>> Okay, you got one? 02:35
>> Yeah I got one, I got one. 02:36
>> Take it away. 02:37
>> Okay, what did the yoga instructor say 02:38
when her landlord tried to evict her? >> I don't know. 02:41
>> I know that one [INAUDIBLE]. 02:45
>> You do? 02:46
What is it? >> No I'm not gonna say it, you go. 02:46
>> She said, namaste. 02:49
>> Do you get it? 02:51
No, I'm gonna stay. >> [APPLAUSE] [LAUGH] 02:52
>> [CROSSTALK] 02:54
>> Okay, okay I got a fashion one. 02:56
I got a fashion one. >> Okay, okay. 02:57
>> Quickly. 02:58
>> What did the necktie say to the hat? 02:59
>> I don't know girl. 03:02
>> What? 03:03
>> You go on ahead. 03:03
I'll just hang around. >> [LAUGH] 03:05
>> I did that one too. 03:06
>> She's done these too. 03:07

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comedienne

/kəˈmiːdɪˌɛn/

B2
  • noun
  • - a female comedian

jokes

/dʒoʊks/

A2
  • noun
  • - things said to cause laughter

follow

/ˈfɑːloʊ/

A2
  • verb
  • - to go after or come after

corny

/ˈkɔːrni/

B1
  • adjective
  • - clichéd, predictable, or sentimental in an unsophisticated way

waste

/weɪst/

A2
  • verb
  • - to use carelessly or extravagantly

animals

/ˈænɪməlz/

A1
  • noun
  • - living creatures other than humans

retail

/ˈriːteɪl/

B1
  • noun
  • - the sale of goods to consumers

dearly

/ˈdɪərli/

B2
  • adverb
  • - in a beloved way

passed

/pæst/

A2
  • verb
  • - died

excited

/ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/

A2
  • adjective
  • - very enthusiastic and eager

ladies

/ˈleɪdiːz/

A1
  • noun
  • - women

gentlemen

/ˈdʒɛntlmən/

A1
  • noun
  • - men

wine

/waɪn/

A2
  • noun
  • - an alcoholic drink made from fermented grapes

talking

/ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

A1
  • verb
  • - speaking

real

/riːəl/

A2
  • adjective
  • - actually existing or happening

queen

/kwiːn/

A2
  • noun
  • - a female monarch

ready

/ˈrɛdi/

A1
  • adjective
  • - prepared

pirates

/ˈpaɪrəts/

A2
  • noun
  • - people who attack and rob ships at sea

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