– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

It’s here...

...Free Milkshake Day.

It’s free milkshake day!!!

Everyone’s going, right?

Yeah!

Put me down for one medium vanilla!

I’m getting chocolate! No wait, mint! No wait! I’m getting them all!

Ginger, Free Milkshake Day isn’t just about gorging yourself

on free milkshakes. It’s about friends celebrating the magical day

each year when the Diner cleans their freezers and gives away

the ice cream they were going to dump in the garbage.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever, let’s just go!

Ginger, Free Milkshake Day doesn’t start for about...

Four hours, ten minutes, and two seconds.

What!? Noooo! That’s forever!

Well, until then, let’s take out our curly straws, and raise

them in celebration!

All for milkshakes...

And milkshakes for all!

Uah! My straw stinks.

Didn’t you clean it last year?

Wait, you can clean a curly straw?

Hello, I noticed your door was owned by me so I opened it and came in.

Presenting... the Landlord!

And then I’ll just crop out your filthy wall... add a dramatic filter...

and now a caption...

“Hashtag fixed-it. Hashtag handyman-saves-the-day.

Hashtag muscle-Monday.”

You just posed in front of the sink holding a wrench.

You didn’t even fix anything.

I know, right? But my thousands of FastaPic friends will think I did.

Ahhhh, ding-ding-ding, I love that sound! It’s like a tiny little

high- five, only in a heart shape with a ding sound.

Ooh, I found the Landlord’s FastaPic page.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, he only has 750 friends? Loser.

Hank, it says 750-K.

“K”?

“K” means a thousand.

Oh, one thousand, seven hundred fifty friends? Getting better.

No, 750 “K” is 750 thousand friends!

Oh, ok now that makes more sense.

Check this out. Not only is he a handyman... a yoga expert...

and a very snappy dresser... he also plays the banjo!

He may be the coolest person I’ve ever met.

Cool? You think he’s cool. Huh-huh. You wanna see cool? Watch this.

Yeah, very interesting Tom.

Hank, admit it, I’m cooler than the big shot Landlord, right?

Tom, you better keep it down.

Do you want to end up like this piece of wood?

You know why I don’t have as many FastaPic friends

as the Landlord? Because I don’t have a FastaPic account.

But that’s about to change!

Cheese!

Happy Free Milkshake Day...

Limit one per customer. Some flavors may be spoiled.

Not responsible for explosive diarrhea, parasites, or brain-freeze. Yum.

Not yet! Free Milkshake Day does not start until Tom gives

his traditional opening speech.

One little sip...

No.

What if Tom never shows up?

Tom has never missed a Free Milkshake Day in his entire life.

Then where is he?

It seems, he’s on a snorkeling trip.

Oh no, I didn’t know Tom was on FastaPic. This is bad.

FastaPic is dangerous.

...like the treacherous sea…

Hank, Tom is not at the sea! He’s at home taking fake pictures.

Wow, he already has 900-K friends... What comes after 900-K?

A million...

Correct. Although a simpler way to express one million is:

one times ten to the power of six-

Ben, stop! Don’t you guys get it? If Tom gets a million FastaPic

friends we may never see him again!

I heard from a kid at school that it takes over your brain

and sucks it into the app.

That is just a playground rumor.

Oh no, it is way more than a rumor. I got to go.

Hey, where are you going?

Oh, so close, so close!

Ginger!

Tom? Tom, where are you?!

Over here! In the Paleolithic era.

Listen to me, Tom. You have to delete the FastaPic app now!

Where are my floating hearts? Come, on! Where are my floating

hearts? Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.

Ah, okay, there they are… ahhh. Sweet sound.

Tom! You’re letting FastaPic take over your life!

Oh, Angela I have a great idea for a shot, do you have

a kimono and a flame-thrower?

Well, yeah. It depends what color.

Wait, no, no, nevermind. Listen. FastaPic friends aren’t real.

Your real friends are waiting for you at the Diner.

You know who else is waiting for me? Cheese!

My one millionth FastaPic friend.

Tom, don’t post that selfie!

Hash-tag doing it.

Noooo!

Welcome to FastaPic, Tom.

What? What is this place?

It’s anything you want it to be.

Wow.

Oh, so many floating hearts. It’s beautiful.

Hash-tag amazing.

I can’t reactivate my FastaPic account! But I have to...

I don’t know what else to do. Okay, here goes...

I’ll be right there, Tom, “hashtag real-friends-4-ever”

Hey! Tom!

Angela! Wait, are you real? Hashtag Confused.

Nothing here is real. That’s why I’m taking you home.

Well, look who’s back. Angela!

Let’s celebrate with this sweet memory for “toss-back-Tuesday”.

What? No!

But look at all the faves. Your friends love it.

Tom, you’re my only friend here.

Wow, thanks, Angela. Hashtag Thanks-gela.

No, but you...

Ooh, hashtag Hang on a Second.

Now we’re FastaPic friends too. Hashtag BFF.

No, Tom! We were already friends - real friends!

Don’t you know the difference?

Sure I do. Oh, hey look, there’s my friend, KayakFan72.

What? You don’t know anything about that guy!

We have got to get you out of here.

Why would I want to leave this place? Hashtag new home.

Hashtag home’s where the hearts are.

Because it’s keeping you away from Ben and Hank and Ginger -

and from me, me, me, I mean, milkshakes!

Hashtag Oh no, I forgot about Free Milkshake Day!

If we leave now, we can still make it!

Don’t leave, Tom. You can have a hashtag-milkshake right here.

Oh, great idea, right okay, go ahead. Taste this hashtag-milkshake!

It doesn’t taste like anything.

It’s not a milkshake! Your real milkshake is waiting for you

at the Diner with your real friends.

But your FastaPic friends really like how you look drinking

that milkshake, and that’s what’s important. Right Tom?

With a milkshake it kinda matters how it tastes. So, you know what,

I’m just gonna go. How do we get out of here anyway?

Get out? Didn’t you read the “Terms and Conditions?”

It says once you have one million friends you belong to FastaPic...

4-ever!

Watch out!

Angela, what do we do?!

We have to drop below a million! Well, time to lose some friends.

Hashtag How?!

We’re gonna have to post some bad selfies, Tom.

Right.

It’s not working! We’re too likable!

Be disgusting! Complain a lot!

Hashtag: Oh no! Clogged toilet. Hashtag bring-a-plunger!

Hashtag brown water! Hashtag overflow. Hashtag gross.

Hashtag too far.

...tag Angela, and post.

Wait, what?

Angela, it worked! You saved me - Angela? Angela, wake up! Oh no.

Milkshakes! Come on!

Let me go.

Ginger, not yet!

Just hold still.

It wants me to drink it.

Alright guys, I’m so sorry I am late.

Finally! Just do the opening speech so we can drink our milkshakes!

You waited...

Yes, and I regret it because now our milkshakes are warm,

melted and disgusting!

Sounds good. Tom, just give the opening speech.

Where do I start? There’s so much I want to say -

I can’t take this!

Just say anything. And make it short.

My friends, as we plunge our ceremonial bendy straws

into our free milkshakes...

Alright, we’re closing. Everyone out.

Wait. Can I finish my speech?

No! Now get going! All of yous!

Nooooo! But, you can’t… but you... it wasn't. We only… Milkshake Day!

Ah, man, what did you do Tom… Come on...

Wait, is that...

The ice cream truck!

Another Tom saves the day moment, hashtag icecream hero.

Undo, undo, undo, undo! Nooo!

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
milkshake /ˈmɪlkʃeɪk/ A2	noun - A cold drink made from milk, ice cream, and flavorings.
friends /frendz/ A1	noun - People you like and enjoy spending time with.
freezer /ˈfriːzər/ A2	noun - A compartment or room used to keep food cold.
garbage /ˈɡɑːrbɪdʒ/ A1	noun - Waste material; rubbish.
celebrating /ˈselɪbreɪtɪŋ/ A2	verb - To show pleasure or happiness about an occasion.
magical /ˈmædʒɪkl/ B1	adjective - Having or seeming to have supernatural powers.
cleaning /ˈkliːnɪŋ/ A1	verb - To make clean.
gorging /ˈɡɔːrdʒɪŋ/ B2	verb - To eat a large amount greedily.
raising /ˈreɪzɪŋ/ A2	verb - To lift or move to a higher position.
seconds /ˈsekəndz/ A1	noun - Units of time; 60 seconds make a minute.
forever /fərˈevər/ A2	adverb - For all time; eternally.
straws /strɔːz/ A1	noun - Small tubes used for drinking.
filthy /ˈfɪlθi/ B1	adjective - Very dirty.
dramatic /drəˈmætɪk/ B1	adjective - Exciting and impressive.
handyman /ˈhændimæn/ B1	noun - A person skilled at making repairs.
muscle /ˈmʌsl/ A2	noun - A body tissue that produces force and motion.
expert /ˈekspɜːrt/ B2	noun - A person with special skill or knowledge.
banjo /ˈbændʒoʊ/ B1	noun - A stringed musical instrument.

Key Grammar Structures

• It’s here... Free Milkshake Day.

  ➔ Present continuous tense

  ➔ The phrase "It’s here" uses the present continuous tense to indicate an action happening now or an event arriving.

• Everyone’s going, right?

  ➔ Contraction with apostrophe

  ➔ "Everyone’s" is a contraction of "everyone is," using an apostrophe to replace "is."

• I’m getting them all!

  ➔ Present continuous for future plans

  ➔ The present continuous tense is used here to express a future plan or intention.

• Free Milkshake Day isn’t just about gorging yourself on free milkshakes.

  ➔ Negative contraction with 'isn’t'

  ➔ "Isn’t" is a contraction of "is not," used to negate the sentence.

• Four hours, ten minutes, and two seconds.

  ➔ Listing items with commas

  ➔ Commas are used to separate items in a list, improving clarity and readability.

• All for milkshakes... And milkshakes for all!

  ➔ Parallel structure

  ➔ Parallel structure is used to balance the sentence, repeating the same grammatical pattern.

• You didn’t even fix anything.

  ➔ Emphasis with 'even'

  ➔ The word 'even' is used to add emphasis, indicating that the action was unexpected or surprising.

• Hashtag fixed-it. Hashtag handyman-saves-the-day.

  ➔ Compound nouns with hyphens

  ➔ Hyphens are used to combine words into compound nouns, such as 'fixed-it' and 'handyman-saves-the-day.'