– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

i hope this turns out better than your

plan to cook rice in your stomach by

eating it raw and then drinking boiling

water

this plan's nothing like that plan how

cause this one's gonna work

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keep moving

ah my old enemy

stairs

thanks for carrying me those last few

flights okay

i threw up a little bit on the third

floor someone might want to clean that

up

is this some sort of evil janitor or

something greetings panda

we meet hey how you doing

hey you've grown up

bigger than i thought hey hey i couldn't

have enough

it was poking around strong

healthy look i don't know who you are

but please stand aside sir that's a lady

oh sorry the beard threw me it's kind of

misleading

false advertising enough of the snobs

bring the prisoners to me sorry ma'am

get ready guys

keep your eyes healed for the weapon

we did it i just concluded did you guys

see that i was all like wow

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oh

how do you actually believe this is the

warrior destined to defeat me

i do not i know he is

oh look at him a lifetime to plot his

revenge and he comes to me on his knees

what a lifetime whoa whoa whoa i did not

have a lifetime

we only heard about master rhino a few

days ago and we came to avenge him

you've come to avenge nothing else

well yeah all the pots and pans that you

stole i'm gonna want those back

nothing else you probably did some other

evil stuff along the way

i don't know what else did you do i

don't know know what

what's so funny thing that you clearly

do not know

okay enough of these riddles would you

guys spill the beans

first you know we come in and the weapon

is tiny surprise it's big

and then the lady over here i think it's

a guy he's got to be whoa

the only reason you are still alive is

that i

find your stupidity mildly amusing

well thank you but i find your evilness

extremely annoying

who do you think you are panda who do

you think i am peacock

[Applause]

why are we laughing

take aim

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fire

well like that thing

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tigress

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chad

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you you were there yes

yes i was

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you

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
moving ˈmuːvɪŋ A1	verb - to change position or place
enemy ˈɛnəmi A1	noun - a person who hates or opposes another
stairs stɛərz A1	noun - a set of steps leading from one floor to another
weapon ˈwɛpən A1	noun - a tool or instrument used to attack or defend
revenge rɪˈvɛndʒ A2	noun - action to harm someone in return for harm done
destined ˈdɛstɪnd B1	adjective - certain to happen or intended for a particular purpose
plot plɒt A2	verb - to plan something secretly, often something harmful
avenge əˈvɛndʒ B1	verb - to take revenge for a wrong done to someone
stole stoʊl A1	verb - to take something without permission
evil ˈiːvəl A1	adjective - morally bad or wrong
riddles ˈrɪdəlz A2	noun - a puzzling question or statement
surprise səˈpraɪz A1	noun - a feeling of shock or wonder
stupidity stjuːˈpɪdɪti A2	noun - lack of intelligence or common sense
annoying əˈnɔɪɪŋ A2	adjective - causing irritation or annoyance
panda ˈpændə A1	noun - a large mammal with black and white fur
peacock ˈpiːkɒk A1	noun - a male bird with colorful tail feathers

Key Grammar Structures

• i hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water

  ➔ Comparative Adjective + 'than' clause

  ➔ The sentence uses the comparative form 'better' to show a preference. The phrase 'than your plan...' introduces a clause for comparison. The gerund phrases ('eating', 'drinking') function as nouns describing actions.

• this plan's nothing like that plan how cause this one's gonna work

  ➔ Contraction & Future with 'gonna'

  ➔ The sentence uses contractions ('plan's', 'one's') for a more informal tone. 'Gonna' is a colloquial contraction of 'going to' expressing future intention. The 'how' is used as a discourse marker, adding emphasis.

• is this some sort of evil janitor or something

  ➔ Tag Question

  ➔ The phrase 'or something' functions as a tag question, seeking confirmation or agreement. It softens the directness of the question and implies uncertainty.

• oh sorry the beard threw me it's kind of misleading

  ➔ Past Tense & Impersonal Pronoun 'it'

  ➔ The verb 'threw' is in the simple past tense. 'It' is used impersonally to refer to the beard's effect of being misleading. The phrase 'kind of' acts as a softener.