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[English]

♪ (French accordion music) ♪

- (FBE) Today you're gonna try this. - Okay.

I'm kinda nervous.

Oh.

(sniffs) Coffee.

- Okay. Is that coffee?

- All right. Oi, all right. Some coffee beans?

- Oh yeah, it smell like some coffee.

- (FBE) We're gonna have you try a few different types of coffee

and have you tell us what you think of them.

- Outstanding. All right. I'm game.

Let's do this, 'cause I did not have coffee this morning.

- This is great. I need to get educated on my coffee.

So this will be a good experience for me.

- There are some good-tasting coffee.

Sometimes at work, we'll have, like--

they'll come out with the fancy Turkish coffee or Cuban coffees.

Some taste more floral. Some taste more earthy.

And blah, blah, blah.

- This seems... too nice, like too good. I'm a little bit wary.

I know not to trust you guys.

- (FBE) Here is your first coffee. - All right, and it's warm.

Smells good.

That's kinda bland. I'm not really getting anything out of that.

- This tastes really good.

- That's instant coffee, huh?

- I'm tasting more water than the actual coffee flavor.

- It's pretty good. I could probably drink this whole thing.

- It's too light. It's not heavy enough.

- If you don't like coffee, this is really good beginner coffee.

I'm also gonna be really mad if I like coffee after this.

This is very lovely.

- (FBE) This coffee was from McDonald's. - Oh shit.

People like that?

- Oh. Right. Of course. I should have known.

Hence why it's so watery.

- Seriously? Oh, all right.

I don't have a problem where it's sold.

As long as it tastes good, I'll drink it.

- (FBE) Here is your next coffee.

- This one look a little darker.

- This smells dirtier.

(sighs) I'm liking coffee.

- It's a lot better than the first one.

- Ucch. That's a no.

- It's a little more bitter than the one from McDonald's.

- It tastes like it's been sitting

in the coffeemaker for a little bit.

- I would guess Starbucks just from the bitterness.

- (FBE) So this coffee was from Starbucks.

- Oh my god, I'm very disappointed.

- I would drink that cup other than McDonald's cup.

- It's not bad. It's okay.

At least there is some flavor to it.

- Everybody will like this coffee, the non-offensive coffee.

- It's not terrible as, you know, the coffee lovers say.

'Cause if you talk to a coffee lover,

"Oh, Starbucks coffee, oh my god."

This is all right.

- (FBE) Here is your third coffee.

- (retches)

Getting that, like, burnt flavor.

- Mm-mm.

This one is stronger than the Starbucks.

- This is a step up, for sure. You can smell it.

That's good. I like that one. That's actually really smooth.

- Ooh.

That one's pretty strong. Ooh. I'm awake now.

- I like it. I like it.

It's quality.

- I didn't like that one.

It just tastes really bitter to me.

- (FBE) This coffee was called Death Wish Coffee.

- Don't know them.

- They bill themselves as the most caffeinated coffee

in the world, with six times as much caffeine as a regular cup.

- Holy crap!

It's a bit bitter. I would probably add a crapton of stuff to it.

- Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm gonna start flying out of here. (chuckle)

- It should have a little warning label:

"Don't give this to your children."

- (FBE) Here is your next coffee.

- Wow.

Here we go.

(sniffs, sips)

(swallows)

It's a real mild roast, it seems.

That would be something I would definitely drink.

- Mm.

It doesn't seem as strong as the one I just drank.

But it doesn't seem like it's Starbucks level.

- That one smells funny.

This one has-- ewm. That's weird.

I don't like that one.

- It's okay. It wouldn't be my first choice.

It kinda tastes like Folgers.

- It tastes pretty smooth and balanced.

I can taste a little roast,

but it's not as strong as the last one definitely.

- (FBE) So this coffee was kopi luwak,

also known as cat poop coffee. - Cat poop coffee?

(slides cup away)

- (chuckling)

I don't want to know why they call it that.

- It's called that because the coffee berries are first digested

through a catlike animal called a civet.

- That's just so disgusting. Who came up with that idea?

- Very gross. No thank you.

- That's hilarious. I'm drinking out of a cat's asshole.

- Did I just drink some cat poop?

I don't think I'll be drinking this to stay up anymore.

(chuckles)

- (FBE) Okay, last coffee.

- Gosh. I'm scared now.

What's gonna be worse than the cat shit coffee?

Nope, I don't like this one.

It tastes kind of like old coffee.

- (sips)

That one's actually not bad. Maybe I will drink this one.

- Gross.

I don't want to say uriney,

'cause I'm afraid after that last one.

- This was smooth.

But still when it went down my throat, it felt strong.

I like it. It's really good.

- (disgusted groan) That one did not taste good at all.

- It's my least favorite.

It just really tastes like shit.

- (FBE) This coffee was black ivory coffee,

also called elephant dung coffee. - Wow.

So it's really a special blend.

- (FBE) It's made from arabica beans, which elephants consume.

And then the beans are collected from their waste.

- Gross, but okay.

- (sighs) What's up with poop, you guys?

- That's cool. Um, tastes like shit though.

- Before I knew where it came from, it was still not good.

- God, why do people need-- why? Why, people?

- Honestly, I could've just downed this whole thing.

- (FBE) Which coffee of the five you tried today

do you recommend people drink? - The Death Wish one.

- McDonald's, I thought, was fine.

- I'd just say get a Starbucks.

- Don't judge me. The elephant poop.

- McDonald's was my favorite.

It tasted like coffee but wasn't too crazy.

- I would choose the elephant poop.

These poops taste kind of wonderful.

- I like the Death Wish.

It just seemed like it's more full of coffee flavor.

Can't really go wrong with a good cup of coffee.

- I will go with Starbucks.

You don't have the elephant one.

Like, I'm positive they won't like it,

'cause it really does taste like shit.

- Thanks for watching us drink poop coffee on the React channel.

- Please subscribe. We have new shows every single week.

- Deuces.

- Hey guys, I'm Katie, a React channel producer.

Thank you so much for watching.

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ B1	adjective - easily agitated or alarmed
beans /biːnz/ A2	noun - seeds from a coffee plant
outstanding /aʊtˈstændɪŋ/ B2	adjective - exceptionally good
educated /ˈedʒʊkeɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - having received an education
tasting /ˈteɪstɪŋ/ A2	verb - experiencing a flavor
floral /ˈflɔːrəl/ B2	adjective - having a smell or taste reminiscent of flowers
earthy /ˈɜːrθi/ B2	adjective - smelling or tasting of earth
wary /ˈweri/ B2	adjective - feeling or showing caution about possible dangers or problems
bland /blænd/ B1	adjective - lacking strong features, flavors, or characteristics
bitter /ˈbɪtər/ A2	adjective - having a sharp, pungent taste or smell
disappointed /dɪsəˈpɔɪntɪd/ B1	adjective - sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations
smooth /smuːθ/ A2	adjective - having an even and regular surface or consistency
caffeinated /kæfɪˈneɪtɪd/ B2	adjective - containing caffeine
digested /daɪˈdʒestɪd/ B1	verb - processed by the body to extract nutrients
disgusting /dɪsˈɡʌstɪŋ/ B1	adjective - causing a feeling of revulsion
waste /weɪst/ A2	noun - unwanted or unusable materials