– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Oh, oh! When's the fairy princess coming?

Any minute now...

Yay!

Stall them!

-(SPEAKING MINIONESE) -(RUSTLING METAL)

(CHILDREN GASPING)

(REVVING CHAINSAW)

Whoa, whoa! Okay, okay!

All right, that's enough of the magic show.

Awwww...

-(CHIMES RINGING) -(SIGHING)

Wait! Did you hear that?!

It sounded like the twinkling sounds

of magical fairy dust...

(GASPS) It's the fairy princess! She's coming!

(ALL GASPING)

Look!

(BALLOON SPUTTERING)

(PULLEY SQUEAKING)

(CHIMES RINGING)

(BALLOON SPUTTERING)

(SPEAKING MINIONESE)

(FARTING SOUND)

(LAUGHING)

(YELLING)

-CHILDREN: Ow... -(SIGHING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING CONTINUES)

(GASPING)

(IN FEMALE VOICE) It is I, Gruz-z-zincklebell!

The most magical fairy princess of all!

And I am here, to wish Princess Agnes,

a very happy birthday!

How come you're so fat?

Because...

my house is made of candy.

And sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems.

-How come you have... -(TWINKLING)

(COUGHING)

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Okay, time for cake.

ALL: (SHOUTING) Yay!

Pft...

AGNES: Thank you, Gruzinkerbell! You're the best fairy princess ever!

(IN FEMALE VOICE) You are welcome, little girl.

(PATTERING FOOTSTEPS)

I know it's really you, Gru.

I'm just pretending for the other kids.

(PATTERING FOOTSTEPS)

Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life-of-the-Party.

-(LAUGHING) -(IN NORMAL VOICE) Hello, Jillian...

So... I'm gonna go out on a limb here,

but my friend Natalie is recently single and...

-(METAL CREAKING) -(CRASHING)

No, no, no!

Get off the limb right now! No limb!

(LAUGHING) Oh, come on, she's a riot.

She sings karaoke, she has a lot of free time...

-(NATALIE GRUNTING) -looks aren't that important to her.

No. Jills, It's not happening. Seriously, I'm fine.

Okay. Fine. Forget Natalie.

How about my cousin Linda--

No!

Oh, oh, I know someone's whose husband just died...

-(YELLING) -(SHIVERING)

I'm sorry, I did not see you there...

-(YELLING) -(LOUD CRASH)

...or there.

(CHUCKLING)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
fairy ˈfɛəri A1	noun - an imaginary being with magical powers, often depicted as a small, delicate creature with wings
princess ˈprɪn.səs A1	noun - a female member of a royal family, especially a daughter of a king or queen
magical ˈmædʒ.ɪ.kəl A2	adjective - having or seeming to have special powers to make impossible things happen
twinkling ˈtwɪŋ.kəl.ɪŋ B1	adjective - shining with a flickering light verb - to shine with a flickering light
dust dʌst A1	noun - fine, dry powder consisting of tiny particles of earth or waste matter
coming ˈkʌm.ɪŋ A1	verb - to move or travel toward a place or person
candy ˈkæn.di A1	noun - a sweet food made from sugar or syrup, often flavored and colored
facing ˈfeɪs.ɪŋ A2	verb - to be in front of someone or something
problems ˈprɑb.ləmz A1	noun - a question or situation that is difficult to deal with or understand
karaoke ˈkær.iˌoʊki B1	noun - a form of entertainment in which amateur singers sing along with recorded music using a microphone
single ˈsɪŋ.ɡəl A1	adjective - not married
important ɪmˈpɔr.tənt A1	adjective - of great significance or value
happening ˈhæp.ən.ɪŋ A2	noun - an event or occurrence
seriously ˈsɪr.i.əs.li A2	adverb - in a serious manner
cousin ˈkʌz.ɪn A1	noun - the child of your aunt or uncle
husband ˈhʌz.bənd A1	noun - a married man in relation to his wife