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[English]

Haley?

Over here!

Mom's not with you, right?

No. What's going on?

What could you possibly done that's worse than getting pregnant?

Well, Dylan and I are eloping, and we want you to be the witness.

Oh my God! Yes!

Oh, I can't even tell you how special this makes me feel.

I will not tell anyone. Wait. Why eloping?

Why not a wedding?

We just want it to be simple and quick.

And no drama.

Guess that eliminates mom.

What eliminates mom?

Oh, um.

You know, uh, you know, it's so funny when people do such, um, funny.

You know, the story is so short.

But it would be so long. - Enough. Enough.

I cannot watch this.

Oh, I felt like she was building to something.

Dylan and I are going to the courthouse to get married.

Wow.

It's nothing personal, you know.

It's just right now, the last thing we want is it to turn into a big production.

Well.

Honey, if that's what you want.

As your mother, obviously, it's incredibly painful, but that's none of your concern.

I just hope you have a wedding that's every bit as wonderful and beautiful

as I always imagined.

You know, when I was going to be part of it.

I knew she'd be cool. Let's roll.

Mom seemed pretty bummed about it.

But, you know, this is what we want.

Totally!

Damn it.

How could you do this to your mother?

Uh, what's taking them so long?

I know. It's like, this wedding isn't about them.

It's about you and Dylan and me.

Coming!

So sorry!

And don't worry, Haley, I promise you will hardly know we are there at all.

What? You're dressed nicer than me.

Well, I wasn't gonna say anything.

But are you sure that's the outfit you want for your special day?

It's Haley's wedding.

She can dress as bad as she wants.

Right.

Who died?

Haley and Dylan are getting married.

Dressed like that?

Now we have to invite Luke?

Not if you don't want to.

This feels great.

Okay, that is it, Luke, but no one else.

Hey. So my mom found out your parents are coming cause I told her.

And now she's on her way. And grandpa's coming.

You guys are gonna love him.

Oh, but if he asks you to kill him, don't.

I know what you're thinking.

That is a lot of people for a small, impersonal room at the courthouse.

And we are on the same page.

So, why don't we just do it here? I'm ordained.

I can perform the ceremony.

That is such a great idea. That way it's easy and intimate.

I mean, that's what you wanted, right?

So go down to the courthouse,

get your marriage license, come back here, and we'll all be waiting.

Fine. Well, let's go now. I'm starving.

And they make a great soft pretzel at the courthouse snack shop.

How do you know that?

I can still elope.

Don't you ruin this for me.

It's fine, it's fine.

Wait.

If Dylan's bringing his grandfather, that means we have to invite Dad and Gloria, right?

I think so, yeah, but he probably won't show.

Jay hates last minute plans. He'll be like, oh, geez, why don't they just elope?

Grandpa?

Mom, what the hell is going on?

Oh, honey, honey, it's not as bad as it looks.

See, it's still small and simple and.

Not helping!

What?

We were gonna play her down the aisle.

Yeah. Bad luck to get married without bagpipes.

My mom's first wedding. No bagpipes.

My mom's second wedding. Bagpipes.

Six months later, she's still married.

I mean, that's just science.

Now what?

Oh, well, we needed food. So.

Hola, lovebirds!

Oh, this is a disaster.

I know, but we can't pick our childhood homes.

Don't worry. I can fix everything.

Just take your time changing your clothes.

Oh, this is what I'm wearing.

You're hilarious.

Let me see the happy couple.

Congratulations, Haley.

Congratulations, Andy.

Key Grammar Structures

• What could you possibly done that's worse than getting pregnant?

  ➔ Contraction of 'that is' to 'that's'

  ➔ The phrase "that's" is a contraction of "that is," commonly used in informal speech.

• Dylan and I are eloping, and we want you to be the witness.

  ➔ Subject pronoun 'I' in compound subject

  ➔ In the phrase "Dylan and I," 'I' is used as a subject pronoun in a compound subject, not 'me.'

• I will not tell anyone. Wait. Why eloping?

  ➔ Use of 'Wait' as an interjection

  ➔ The word 'Wait' is used here as an interjection to pause or shift the conversation.

• As your mother, obviously, it's incredibly painful, but that's none of your concern.

  ➔ Use of 'obviously' as an adverbial interrupter

  ➔ The word 'obviously' is an adverbial interrupter that adds emphasis or clarity to the sentence.

• I just hope you have a wedding that's every bit as wonderful and beautiful as I always imagined.

  ➔ Use of 'every bit as' for comparison

  ➔ The phrase 'every bit as' is used to emphasize that something is equally as good or bad as something else.