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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

- Don't want any more meatballs!

Alright, so I've had this idea.

I love meatballs, and I love Ikea,

so what I'm going to do, I'm going to go

to every single Ikea and eat meatballs in every one.

This is gonna be awesome.

So there's like two up in Scotland, we're gonna

go to Wales, there's England, there's like 20 Ikeas.

We're gonna go to every single one

and we're gonna eat their meatballs.

This is gonna be (laughs).

I really want to do this thing.

What we are gonna do is we are gonna go

to Ikea, eat the meatballs, I mean I've got

to buy my supplies, you know me I love to buy my supplies,

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Shh, can you hear that?

Moon?

There's someone in my house.

Hello?

I can't see anyone.

So obviously I'm in Ikea already, I'm in Glasgow.

I've gone up to Scotland, and I'm

at the highest Ikea there is, we're starting here.

I'm only allowed to buy supplies from the shop, from here,

so like they've got Swedish stuff, haven't they?

Neighbour.

We've got 72 hours, 20 Ikeas.

Let's go.

- [Moon] Aww, lovely cup of tea.

- Making some breakfast.

- [Moon] Beautiful.

Thomas I'm not just pretending,

I really want a cup of tea.

- We're in Ikea.

- [Moon] Go and get some then.

Just get some and you come back then.

This is my new bed I've bought, I've just moved house.

Got a picture of my mother and my father,

here, looking over each shoulder, looking down on me.

This is where I keep my cycling shoes,

summer shoes, my salsa shoes.

- [Moon] Your salsa shoes?

- Yeah, salsa.

(salsa music)

A fan sent me these.

Y'know, being an awesome Youtube celebrity star,

it's really difficult, you know?

Because you've always gotta have your hair looking perfect,

your beard just trimmed to perfection,

all this hard work and dedication, it's just for the fans.

- [Moon] Open up.

Thomas come on.

Come out now, Thomas.

- I want that toy. I want it.

- [Moon] You don't get it and now come out.

Thomas step outside.

It's embarrassing.

Thomas that's ridiculous.

No, get out.

- I just got out of there alive,

we got into like the marketplace, Moon just saw candles,

she just went insane, I tried talking to her

and telling her to calm down, but she

just looked straight through me.

It weren't Moon anymore, she was just

this candle-hungry machine.

I had to get away, I had to get away.

No more messing around now, let's go get supplies

and eat some meatballs.

- [Moon] What are you getting then?

- Ikea biscuits, these ones have got onion, these look nice.

- [Moon] Thomas

Swedish fish, Daim bars, crisps.

- [Moon] Thomas, Thomas,

you need to get some proper food as well.

- It's gonna be three days, isn't it?

- [Moon] Yeah come on, let's get some proper food as well.

- And these as well, though?

- [Moon] You can, yeah.

Get some bread, Knackebrod.

- That's bread?

- [Moon] Yeah.

It's going to last you a while, not get yeah

- And this?

- [Moon] Yeah.

- They've just got these concoctions of drinks

you can squeezy things, let's get one of every flavour.

- [Moon] I had them when I were little.

- That's drinks sorted, we just need something good,

you know what I mean?

- [Moon] No no no, that's enough now.

- Let's go get some meatballs, I'm hungry.

- [Moon] Alright first meatballs, let's go.

- Oy, oy.

- [Moon] Look at him, waiting for his meatballs.

Pathetic.

Look he's picking up a tray.

- Meatballs.

- [Moon] Ooh what's that?

- Nothing

- [Moon] What is it?

- Nothing, what you want?

Meatablls.

- [Moon] No you had it here, what cake was it?

- I didn't get a cake.

Mm, oh.

They ask you if you want jam with it,

why would you have jam with it?

- [Moon] That's a thing, I think.

So what we're doing is we're starting at the very top,

we're in Glasgow, we're gonna go over to Edinburgh,

and that's like the only two up here.

We've got to drive like three hours out of the way

just to come here, so today's gonna be mostly driving.

But then the other two days are

gonna be mostly in Ikea, isn't it?

- [Moon] Yeah.

- We got a lot of driving.

72 hours of eating meatballs, best video ever.

And that cake's mine, that cake's mine.

One down, 19 to go.

Glasgow Ikea, off to Edinburgh we go.

Let's do this

- [Moon] Customer returns, I have to bring you back.

- Return the customer?

- [Moon] Go back, I'm not satisfied.

- Return the actual customer?

- [Moon] Yeah bye.

Finally, let's go, I've got the keys.

(hip hop music)

- Bring me more meatballs, I'm ready.

After like an hour drive

- [Moon] Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Edinburgh.

He really can't wait, he's even running up.

He's running.

- Edinburgh meatballs.

- [Moon] Still excited?

- Oh yes, this one didn't come with peas,

it comes with peas in Glasgow.

Those are chips.

We've got to eat these quick, we've gotta get

down to Newcastle, then over to Leeds before it shuts,

so I'm gonna eat these as fast as I can, and go.

That's really nice, oh Sweden, oh your snacks are the best.

Mmm.

We've not got much time, let's go.

Hey, it's mine.

So now we're on our way to Newcastle now, from Edinburgh,

it's like two and a half hour journey,

we've still got an hour and a half to go.

It's getting dark, and then it's an hour and 45 minutes

from there to Leeds, we've gotta get there and eat

before it shuts at 9 o'clock, and then I get more meatballs.

It's the Angel of the North thing, it's that big thing

in Newcastle, this cost us 10 minutes, come on let's go.

- [Moon] ♪ Angel of the North ♪

- We're at the Newcastle Ikea now,

we're literally behind schedule, should already

be setting off from here to Leeds, we hit a bit of traffic.

So what we're gonna do, we're gonna have to quickly run in.

- [Moon] Quick, quick, quick, get meatballs.

Get them meatballs.

- And then get going, come on.

- [Moon] Quick.

- Newcastle meatballs, taste good.

They all taste the same, it's just I don't get peas again.

I mean meatballs are meatballs, I'm not picky.

Food is food.

Right, that was beautiful, love their meatballs.

I'm still hungry though, I want more,

so I think we can get one more in today before it shuts.

We've got to get to Leeds, one hour and 42 from here.

Come on, we can do this, we're nearly there.

- [Moon] Jeez

- Nearly there.

- [Moon] I hope we can make it.

Go go go go.

Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.

There's hardly any people.

- Okay, let's try meatballs from Leeds, shall we?

And no peas again, where's my peas?

I want my peas.

This is the last meal of the day, so I've

got to make the most of it.

- [Moon] You can get two portions if you want.

- Can't believe we just made that in time.

- [Moon] I bet you had last meatballs, you had the very

- They tasted a bit dry.

So we're on our way to Warrington right now,

which is 53 minutes away.

We'll, uh, film some stuff

when we pull over, keep you updated

- [Moon] And I hope we get peas, we get peas there.

- We'll find a quite place.

- [Moon] No, peas.

Peas with them.

- Oh, peas, I thought you said "peace".

It's time to get snuggly.

- [Moon] That looks cosy.

- So we've just pulled over by the side of the road,

we're like just 'round the corner from the next Ikea,

The one that we're going to first thing in the morning.

It's like, I think we're near some trees.

It's pretty spooky, to be honest.

So what we're gonna do is just spend the night here

and then we can wake up first thing in the morning

when Ikea opens, and then we can be the first ones there.

We're like one of them weirdos that stand

outside the shop waiting for it to open,

it's gonna be us (laughs).

I'm looking forward to eating lots of meatballs.

I'm not looking forward to all the driving,

but the meatballs is what's keeping me going.

Meatballs.

- [Moon] Night.

- I'm not tired either.

- [Moon] Not really and I've still got the camera going

- Alright, so I've got these headphones on,

speech cancelling headphones, there's like loads of

cards over here, and Moon picked one and she like reads it.

- [Moon] That loose tooth was about to fall out.

- That goose was about to pout.

That loose.

- [Moon] Yeah, yeah go on

- Goose.

[Moon] Fall out.

- To for

- [Moon] No I'm not playing this anymore

- No come on Moon.

- [Moon] No, I'm not, no.

No it got on my nerves, I can't.

- Goes on your

- [Moon] Oh no, no I'm not playing.

- [Robot Voice] Knackebrod.

- Yeah, this isn't bread.

- [Moon] Knackebrod.

- It's solid.

- [Moon] Don't, it's crumbling.

Look it's got that hole in the middle you know

the knights when swords fight and stuff, they,

yeah they can look through it.

They can eat and look through it and have the enemy,

see the enemy while they're eating.

- Didn't you used to play music on these?

- [Moon] That's vinyls, Thomas.

It's nice with cream cheese and stuff.

You're reading?

- Yeah, I always read.

- [Moon] You never read, what are you reading?

- I'm always reading.

- [Moon] What's that?

The practical boat owner

You don't even own a dinghy.

Go!

- Found him.

There.

- [Moon] No way

Why're you so quick?

There it is, there it is.

- We're here.

Alright, so we're here now, we're at the Ikea,

but me and Moon have found like a little secret,

a little tip, how to get food faster,

so let me just show you, it's what

we're gonna have to do from now on.

So instead of going through the normal entrance

and going around the whole place to the cafe,

you go into the Customer Returns area.

From there, you just kind of turn to the side

and there's like a takeaway area,

so we're gonna get takeaway meatballs,

eat them in the car, instead of going in through it, eh?

Look at this, you get it in like a little pot.

You got your sauce on and everything.

I'm starving, I'm just not in the mood

for meatballs, y'know?

We had 'em all day yesterday.

That were a lot quicker, weren't it?

Going through there rather than going

to the proper cafeteria.

- [Moon] A lot better, yeah.

- We have to do that all the time now.

It's the first meatball of the day, we're on our way

to Thameside now, which is 41 minutes away.

Shut up, I'm recording.

Shut up.

- [Moon] Please make a U-turn.

- Ikea, and I've been saying Thameside all this time,

and I think it's not.

- [Moon] And Warrington.

No it's Ashton-upon-Lyme.

Ashton Kutcher upon the lime.

Come on, quick

we're running out of time,

or we can't make it.

- Makes my tummy hurt eating while running.

I can't, go without me.

- [Moon] No, come on, no I'm not joking,

there's really no time.

- Alright, off to the hometown now, Sheffield.

We're an hour and seven minutes away.

- [Moon] I need a wee wee.

- You're joking.

- [Moon] No, I really urgently need a wee wee.

- You should have gone in there.

- [Moon] Yeah but you hurried, you rushed me.

- You haven't got time, we gotta go.

- [Moon] Jesus christ.

- Ikea, we made it, again.

Can't believe a tyre popped.

I think we need to come pick a spare one up while

we're near home, just in case.

Oh, I was waiting for that door to open.

Look, look, peas.

The downstairs didn't have meatballs,

so we had to come up and get them in the cafeteria,

so we wasted some more time, it's not like we're

in a rush, you know?

So I'm gonna have to eat this as quick as we can.

Moon's gonna have to help me, aren't ya?

- [Moon] Oh yeah

I did not even need to help.

- Let's go.

New spare tyre, we're good to go.

It's getting dark.

43 minutes to Nottingham now, and we've still got

three more after that?

- [Moon] Yeah.

Two or three I can't tell.

- Nottingham, we're in Nottingham, so tired,

it's getting dark, we've lost so much time

'cause of that tyre.

Just gonna go in, get it quick,

go sit in the car, eat it, and then

straight off to Birmingham.

I didn't even get a fork, I had to get this

thing that you stir cups of tea with,

and had to snap it, and use the pokey end.

Getting worse.

Alright, so we're at the Birmingham Ikea now,

literally we've got like two hours to get three Ikeas.

We've got not a lot of time at all to go.

I don't know why we're still here talking, let's go.

Coventry, here we come, 37 minutes.

Ikea number six for today.

- [Moon] Massive that, isn't it?

- It's just full of meatballs this time,

it ain't got that weird stuff.

Coventry.

I've got an hour and ten minutes 'til the next

one closes, and it takes us an hour to get there.

- [Moon] Quick.

- Why are we always rushing now, it's that flat tyre,

has messed us up, come on.

We couldn't film it, the time was too tight.

Seriously, but we're just coming out Milton Keynes now,

I've got my final meatballs, with like two minutes left.

Final one of the day, what we're gonna do now

is we're gonna drive to Cardiff in Wales,

sleep there like we did last night, just sleep in the car.

Just typed into the satnav, we've got two hours 42 minutes,

gonna get there at exactly 12 o'clock midnight.

So we're just a few miles away from Cardiff,

we're in Wales, we're pulled over in a carpark.

We're both too tired to do anything,

we're just gonna go straight to sleep.

It was too dangerous to drive any further,

we're not too far away.

I'm aching everywhere, my back's aching

and my legs from so much driving.

I just can't see meatballs anymore,

two days of meatballs and still got another

day of meatballs, I don't want any more meatballs.

- [Moon] Can we just go to sleep please?

I don't want to film anymore.

- Go on then, let's go to sleep.

Ikea Cardiff

- [Moon] Mynedfa

- Mynedfa, well that's the way in I think.

Where's the mynedfa?

I got mash with this one, look at this.

- [Moon] Can we stop filming? It's always the same anyway.

- I gotta film or there's no point in doing it,

I just came in and we've come here,

'cause I just want to sit on a chair that's not a carseat.

- [Moon] No I just want to sleep.

- You? You kept me up snoring all night.

- [Moon] You think you didn't when I was asleep?

You stink.

You really smell.

You smell.

- Yeah you do.

- [Moon] I can't smell myself, I can smell you.

- 58 minutes, Bristol, here we come.

The last meatballs I will ever eat will be Ikea meatballs.

Bristol, I'm in Bristol.

They don't trust you with real plates in Bristol.

Plastic.

I needed vegetables, I needed to feel a bit healthy.

We got trapped inside there, only way out

was to go 'round the whole thing,

but anyway we've got one hour 47 minutes

to Southampton, now it's gonna be a long journey.

This is the longest one of the day.

- [Moon] We're here.

♪ Ikea Southampton. ♪

Left, going left.

Left .

- I can't see any more Ikeas, they're all the same.

In the Southampton Ikea, we've got lost.

There's four floors, couldn't find the restaurant,

took us ages, but anyway we're finally here.

Look at this, look at that.

Keeps it warm, that's posh.

That's posh, isn't it?

- [Moon] Where are we off to next?

- Next we're going to Redding, one hour 5 minutes,

I'm telling you now, 'cause I'm going to eat this,

I'm going to smash this down, and then

we're going straight to the next one.

Bon appétit.

Redding Ikea.

From now on, the last four are all in London.

- [Moon] Wembley, Wembley

The traffic was horrendous.

London, you have to do something about that.

- Wembley Stadium, Ikea, meatballs.

Next one.

Traffic is so bad, honestly, this is fast

compared to what it has been.

I've got a headache, my eyes hurt, I'm stretched,

I just don't want to do this,

but we've got three left.

We just run in, we grab the meatballs,

we run out, we show it's Tottenham,

and then I eat the meatball.

We gotta do this quick.

Ikea, what is this one?

- [Moon] I don't know, I've lost the thingy.

West Thurrock.

- Is that it? How did you remember that?

- [Moon] I don't know.

- Thought it were West Thurrock.

- [Moon] Yeah, I think it's Lakeside.

- It's Lakeside.

Oh, there's that thing there.

- [Moon] Eiffel tower, look.

- I didn't know we drove that far.

- [Moon] Come on we need to go last one or it shuts.

Quick.

- Last one.

Here it is, apparently the biggest in the UK,

and for me, it's the best one because it's the last one.

- [Moon] Last one.

- We're literally, the restaurant was closing,

we just made it in time, again.

Three days in a row, so the final one.

- [Moon] Last one.

It's so cold I'm shaking.

Oh Thomas

Thomas

It were 20 weren't it?

Wasn't there one on that island?

There's one on an island or something you said we need to go

- There's one left?

- [Moon] Yeah.

It's not even the last one.

- Where is it?

- [Moon] It's an isle, island, isle, I don't know.

- Isle of Man?

- [Moon] Yeah, I think, yeah Isle of Man.

Is it an island?

You said it's, we need a ferry.

- Isle of Man's off of the UK.

- [Moon] Yeah you said we need a ferry.

- It counts as the UK.

- [Moon] Yeah

- I've just booked a ferry,

so what we're gonna is got to set off from here now,

we'll get to the ferry before 11, the ferry's at 11,

we should be on Isle of Man by about 6 a.m.,

and then we can be waiting outside the Ikea,

go straight in and get the final meatball.

- [Moon] How long is that ferry ride?

- It's four hours, but it's the last one.

It's literally the only one that we've not done.

- [Moon] But I'm getting sea sick really bad.

We have to do last one, or it don't count.

- Come on, let's go.

Checked in, whatever, sat waiting to get onto the ferry,

I'm kinda excited, I've never been on a ferry before,

especially in a car.

I thought that were it.

- [Moon] I thought we were gonna sink.

- I didn't think we were gonna make that.

- [Moon] I seen my life in front of me.

- We're here, okay.

- [Moon] Okay, D-11

- Yeah.

- [Moon] FW18.

- She's not coming up with anything.

The last one's in Ireland.

- [Moon] What in Ireland?

- The final Ikea is in Ireland.

- [Moon] Why are we here?

- Isle of Man, you said Isle of Man

so I've got the ferry to Isle of Man, and it's in Ireland.

- [Moon] I knew, oh

But it's an island as well, is there no Ikea here?

- No, the final one is in northern Ireland.

- [Moon] And we're at Isle of Man?

- Isle of Man.

United Kingdom's there, Ireland's there, we're there.

- [Moon] So we're at the wrong island?

- Don't believe it!

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
meatballs /ˈmiːtˌbɔːlz/ A1	noun - small balls of minced meat, often served as food
Ikea /aɪˈkiːə/ A1	noun - a popular Swedish furniture and home goods store
Scotland /ˈskɒtlənd/ A1	noun - a country that is part of the United Kingdom
Wales /weɪlz/ A1	noun - a country that is part of the United Kingdom
England /ˈɪŋɡlənd/ A1	noun - a country that is part of the United Kingdom
supplies /səˈplaɪz/ A1	noun - items or resources needed for a particular purpose
stupid /ˈstjuːpɪd/ A1	adjective - lacking intelligence or common sense
subscribe /səbˈskraɪb/ A2	verb - to sign up to receive a service or publication regularly
embarrassing /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ A2	adjective - causing someone to feel self-conscious or ashamed
awesome /ˈɔːsəm/ A2	adjective - extremely impressive or daunting
cycling /ˈsaɪklɪŋ/ A1	noun - the activity of riding a bicycle
salsa /ˈsɑːlsə/ A2	noun - a lively Latin American dance music
celebrity /səˈlebrɪti/ A2	noun - a famous person, especially in entertainment or sports
perfection /pərˈfekʃən/ B1	noun - the condition, state, or quality of being free from all flaws or defects
dedication /ˌdɛdɪˈkeɪʃən/ B1	noun - the quality of being committed to a task or purpose

Key Grammar Structures

• Don't want any more meatballs!

  ➔ Contraction of 'do not' + auxiliary verb 'want' + negative statement.

  ➔ The sentence uses a **contraction** ('don't') for a more natural and conversational tone. It expresses a strong dislike or satiation.

• We've got to buy my supplies, you know

  ➔ Use of 'have got to' as an obligation/necessity + informal tag question 'you know'.

  ➔ The phrase **'have got to'** indicates a strong obligation. **'You know'** is a discourse marker used to seek confirmation or engagement from the listener.

• We're gonna go to every single Ikea

  ➔ Future intention using 'be going to' + determiner 'every single' for emphasis.

  ➔ **'We're gonna'** is a colloquial contraction of 'we are going to', indicating a planned future action. **'Every single'** emphasizes the completeness of the action – visiting *all* Ikea stores.