– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

[Music]

the winner

welcome to red barber shop taco let's

get a move on

sure where on earth did will go and

what's keeping him so long

mr president well you better have an

explanation for this

but sir look what i've brought with me

fred it's been quite some time

master what a pleasant surprise well i

had some errands to do in bakery town

you see

moldy bread berg and i brought him here

well everything seems to be in order

here

well of course i was taught by the best

oh

who might this be allow me to introduce

my new pupil

this is melon bread how do you do your

new pupil hmm after i handed my shop

over to you

i decided to take some time off hmm

me too me too she's not finished with me

oh

i couldn't ignore such raw talent so i

decided to teach her

wow what a story your talent really did

blow me away

hi there my name is wilk um i think we

should be

friends uh huh huh uh-huh

talk about a cold melon that's how kids

are these days

i'm afraid i'm a bit peckish after the

trip oh of course you are don't worry

master we'll make you a feast

hurricane i'll grill up some meat and

i'll fix us something to drink

oh what a pleasure to see you and your

shop so successful

it's all thanks to your teachings by the

way i was quite impressed with your

assistant

why he turned those super molds into

supermodels

who will cross knows i've tried my

hardest to teach that milk toast

hmm in that case why don't we let melon

bread and wilk have a hair battle

melon bread has journeyed from town to

town training to be the best

barber and i suspect this battle will

teach them both

something still with no time to prepare

i mean i have a ton to learn from melon

bread

we'll meet you tomorrow in the empty

parking lot until tomorrow then

have a nice evening see you tomorrow

mr brett are you all right by the way

isn't no one read

something oh i got to see her in action

all right shall we let the battle

commence yes

i think i'm ready yes

for the first round you will carve the

coconut

a coconut hmm a true barber can turn

solid rock into living art with their

very hands

the first to finish their art carving

into the coconut wins the round

ready set piggy

how am i supposed to carve through this

hard shell

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i'll use this instead of scissors yeah

let's do this

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who use the scissors on a coconut at

least i'm using my melon

hmm whoa she drilled a detailed carving

into a coconut in a matter of minutes

you've done very well i'm honored sir

for gluten shake oh wilk

carving a coconut with a pair of

scissors can't you do

anything right and the winner is

melon bread of course look

my boy why did you use the scissors

well of course i knew it would be easier

to use the drill

but when i pictured the coconut as a

customer's head

i couldn't bring myself to carve it with

a drill

oh so that's why all right

enough dilly-dallying for the second

round

chocolate syrup ant the first to bring

back a warm fresh batch of chocolate

syrup

will be declared the winner what

but i'm a stranger to this neighborhood

i don't know where to begin to find that

i think i know a place let's go together

here it is the best chocolate syrup

factory in bakery town

good afternoon to you sir hi there wilk

might we get a freshly made piping hot

batch of chocolate syrup

oh what sticky timing you see it's lunch

time now and everyone's on their break

just hold on for a little bit i'll be

back soon

sure have a nice lunch their chocolate

syrup is made from 100

pure oh melon bread what are you doing

there's no time to waste i'm going to

grab a batch myself

let's do this

[Applause]

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i've got it

did you fall in trying to save me

i'm so sorry

i'm okay i'm a milk carton so i can

float now you go ahead

i'll catch up soon huh hmm

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looks like i made it

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i can't believe that you waited for me

no one's gonna say that i cheated my way

to the top

you can play it cool but i can tell

you've got a warp heart

what hey you can stand there and keep

babbling but i'm adding

wait for me hey master bread we're back

at the same time and what took you so

long

funny story i was clumsy and fell into

the cereal barrel

oh why am i not surprised in that case

we'll have to call this round a draw

a draw does that mean i won no

the last round will determine who wins

the ultimate feat

the 100-tier fruit tower 100-tier fruit

tower

impossible the first to make a tower

with 100 tears wins the match

let the final match begin

in order to build a tower that tall i

will start with the largest fruit at the

base

hmm well watermelons it's you and me

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cantaloupes above them and then the

pineapples

melon bread seems to have a great

stacking tactic

indeed looks like i'm going to take this

home

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oh my god what in the gluten was he

thinking

oh you imbecile you had no tactics no

wonder it collapsed

i completed the task i can't believe she

completed it so quickly

astonishing a job well done well

you can come down the match is over uh

already let's have a look at wilkes

tower shall we

what am i even looking at it has no

tears it has no shape did you have any

plan at all

hmm i hereby declare the winner is

melon bread nitwit

you didn't even win a single round i'm

sorry i let you down sir

tomorrow we're going to start back at

square one sir

i'll try my very best sir

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red you keep taking good care of the

barbershop

i will sir hey mel and brad

congratulations on winning

you were worthy opponent i'm going to

work so hard so i can challenge you

again next time

does that sound like a deal hmm

that sounds like a good deal to me all

right now we'd better go or else we'll

miss our train

have a safe journey you two

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well now that you've battled wilk how do

you measure his skills

at first i thought he was just a clumsy

ineffed milk carton

but then i realized what a fair kind

heart he has

still i'm not very sure he'll ever be a

real barber hmm

are you sure huh unlike you

wilk didn't use a drill in the first

round instead he used scissors

because he thought of that coconut as

the client's head

but with that and then in the second

round

as you know wilke was kind enough to

help out his opponent

uh how did you know there's no way you

would have chosen to return together

for the last round wilk could have

finished quickly by stacking a fruit as

you did

but it took him longer because he was

trying to come up with a meaningful

design

here take a look huh that child was

making a 100-tier

statue the outcome of the match isn't

what's important

it's how you respond afterwards whether

you win or lose

you won this battle fair and square but

i'm curious to see who wins next time

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i finally did it time to go

you waited for me all this time you're

the best

i wasn't waiting for you i just toast

off

master bread wait for me here i come

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you

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
winner /ˈwɪnər/ B1	noun - a person or team that wins a competition or game
explanation /ˌekspləˈneɪʃən/ B2	noun - a statement that makes something clear
brought /brɔːt/ A2	verb - past tense of bring; to carry or take something to a place
errands /ˈerəndz/ B1	noun - short trips to do particular things
pleasant /ˈplezənt/ A2	adjective - giving a sense of happy satisfaction
surprise /səˈpraɪz/ A2	noun - something unexpected that causes pleasure
taught /tɔːt/ A2	verb - past tense of teach; to give knowledge of or skill in something
pupil /ˈpjuːpl/ B1	noun - a person who is learning from another, usually a teacher
talent /ˈtælənt/ B1	noun - a natural aptitude or skill
raw /rɔː/ B1	adjective - not processed or refined; in its natural state
blow /bloʊ/ A2	verb - to impress greatly
peckish /ˈpekɪʃ/ B1	adjective - slightly hungry
feast /fiːst/ B1	noun - a large meal, typically one celebrating a special occasion
successful /səkˈsesfəl/ B1	adjective - achieving the desired aim or result
impressed /ɪmˈprest/ B1	verb - feeling admiration and respect for someone or something
assistant /əˈsɪstənt/ A2	noun - a person who helps someone else
molds /moʊldz/ B1	noun - a type of fungus that grows on food or damp surfaces
journeyed /ˈdʒɜːrnid/ B1	verb - past tense of journey; to travel

Key Grammar Structures

• Mr. President, well you better have an explanation for this.

  ➔ Modal verbs (better) expressing strong advice/expectation, vocative case (Mr. President)

  ➔ The use of 'better' isn't just about ability, but a firm expectation. The phrase 'Mr. President' directly addresses the listener, using the **vocative case**.

• I'm afraid I'm a bit peckish after the trip.

  ➔ Indirect speech (I'm afraid), adjective + noun (bit peckish)

  ➔ "I'm afraid" softens the statement, making it more polite. 'Peckish' is an informal adjective meaning slightly hungry. The phrase **'a bit'** functions as a quantifier modifying **'peckish'**.

• Why did you use the scissors on a coconut?

  ➔ Interrogative sentence, past simple tense, prepositional phrase (on a coconut)

  ➔ This is a direct question asking for a reason. The **past simple** 'did use' indicates a completed action. The phrase **'on a coconut'** specifies *where* the scissors were used.

• You didn't even win a single round.

  ➔ Negative statement, emphatic negation (even), determiner (a single)

  ➔ The word **'even'** strengthens the negation, emphasizing the complete lack of success. **'A single'** emphasizes that not even one round was won.