– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

- Spicy food should show their hand.

If you're gonna be spicy, be like

the color of a demon butthole.

Don't look normal.

- What is the color of a demon butthole?

- Not this color.

(whoosh, creak)

(Latin music)

- I hate spicy food.

- I love it, I can't wait.

- I love spicy food.

- I hate it, I can't stand spicy food.

(dramatic fanfare)

- [Voiceover] Death Rain.

- Death Rain sounds like when it rains in L.A.

(crunching)

- Okay.

- It's kinda latching on and saying,

we're not going (bleeps)ing anywhere, Zach,

we're gonna stay here.

- This one doesn't feel as spicy... oh.

It's starting to come.

- It's hard to ar... Oh!

It just...

- This is pretty basic, pretty neutral.

Sorry for calling you a basic potato chip.

- I don't think this is "death rain" though.

- No, definitely not death rain.

This is like, - This is more like,

an injury shower.

(dramatic fanfare)

- [Voiceover] Wasabi bombs.

- I'd rather eat dog (bleeps) than wasabi.

- These kinda look like little baby dragon eggs.

- Wasabi! - Cheers.

(crunching)

- Oh, I hate this.

- It's like a nice

little sushi date going on in my mouth.

- Yeah.

- Oh no!

- That is delicious.

- This sucks.

- I'd eat a whole bag of these.

(dramatic fanfare)

- Now, I know Ghost Pepper is like

the spiciest pepper in the world, right?

- Are you sure, cuz if you're not good

to keep going, you don't have to eat this.

- Let's do it. - Fine, okay.

- Cheers, you.

- Is anyone else gonna drink from this?

Can I just go for it?

Okay.

- I love this, let me explain.

It's a peanut but it doesn't have any of

the gross, boringness (gasping loudly)

of peanuts.

- I thought I was a pro.

I have just found myself out to be

quite an amateur here.

(dramatic fanfare)

- Scorpion Pepper?

What do you want from me?

- The two things I love:

beef and spice.

- Thought you were gonna say "meat and pain".

- Delicious.

- Wow.

- It almost tastes like you're biting into a jalapeno.

- Agh. - Are you okay?

(unintelligible)

- There is a fiesta, - Going on in your mouth.

- Exactly.

- Oh my god.

- Yeah, this one's spicy.

- Whew.

It's not going away, it's just getting worse.

(whoosh)

- Um, spicy food is delicious.

I didn't know that it came in so many snack forms.

(belches loudly)

- I am so sorry.

- I don't feel like I just had a fun snack time.

I feel like I just had the (bleeps) kicked out of my brain.

And my throat.

- Was it worth it?

Did you find any that were spicy enough for you?

- I loved the wasabis, and I love the spicy jerky.

- You know, spice actually relieves some endorphins,

and it can lead to a very sexy party.

- We were so sexy that I didn't even know

we were being sexy.

That's the power of spicy food.

(whoosh, creak)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
spicy ˈspaɪsi A1	adjective - having a strong, pungent flavor, especially from spices or chili peppers
demon ˈdiːmən A2	noun - an evil spirit or devil
wasabi wəˈsɑːbi A2	noun - a pungent green paste made from the grated root of a Japanese plant, used as a condiment with sushi
jerky ˈjɜːrki B1	noun - lean meat cut into strips and dried, often smoked or spiced
endorphins ɛnˈdɔːrfɪnz B2	noun - hormones secreted within the brain and nervous system that have a pain-relieving effect
scorpion ˈskɔːrpɪən A2	noun - a predatory arachnid with a venomous sting
jalapeno ˌhæləˈpiːnoʊ B1	noun - a medium-sized chili pepper with a mild to moderate heat level
fiesta fiˈɛstə A2	noun - a lively celebration or festival, especially in Spanish-speaking countries
amateur ˈæmətər A2	noun - a person who engages in a pursuit on an unpaid basis
latching ˈlætʃɪŋ B1	verb - to become fixed or attached
neutral ˈnjuːtrəl A2	adjective - not supporting or helping either side in a conflict, disagreement, or contest
belches bɜːltʃɪz A2	verb - to expel gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth
sexy ˈsɛksi A1	adjective - sexually attractive or exciting
relief rɪˈliːf A2	noun - a feeling of reassurance and relaxation following release from anxiety or stress

Key Grammar Structures

• If you're gonna be spicy, be like the color of a demon butthole.

  ➔ Contraction ('you're', 'gonna')

  ➔ 'You're' is a contraction of 'you are', and 'gonna' is informal for 'going to'.

• Don't look normal.

  ➔ Negative imperative

  ➔ The negative imperative is formed with 'don't' + base verb ('look').

• I'd rather eat dog (bleeps) than wasabi.

  ➔ Conditional preference ('I'd rather')

  ➔ 'I'd rather' expresses a preference between two options.

• It's starting to come.

  ➔ Present continuous for future

  ➔ The present continuous ('is starting') can be used to describe a future action.

• I thought I was a pro.

  ➔ Past simple for completed action

  ➔ The past simple ('thought', 'was') is used for a completed action in the past.

• There is a fiesta going on in your mouth.

  ➔ Present continuous with 'be'

  ➔ The present continuous ('is going') uses 'be' + present participle ('going').

• Was it worth it?

  ➔ Past simple in question form

  ➔ The past simple ('was') is used in a question to ask about a past action.