– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

(triumphant music)

- So you guys have demanded this video.

Every single video, someone always suggests,

"Spend the night in a porta potty."

Every single video, and it gets like 500 thumbs-up,

and I've ignored it and I've ignored it,

I've not ignored it, I just don't want to do it

because I know it's gonna be gross AF,

that's gonna be gross.

So we're gonna do it, it's time.

I can't put it off any longer, I've got to do it (laughs).

So I got a van, I drove, I got a porta potty,

I brought it back home, I mean this thing

is just easy to carry, it's just so light and easy.

- [Moon] What?

- Oh my God.

Moon, help!

(Moon laughs)

I'm stuck!

(laughs) That thing is way bigger

than I thought it would be, and it's heavy.

So I did want it around here somewhere,

but we couldn't bring it around the back,

so I've had to leave it on the front of the house.

I mean I didn't want it on the front of the house, but--

(light bulb dings)

Moon, if we have it in the garage,

I could get electricity in there,

I could get like a TV in there, my Xbox.

I wanna make the most luxurious toilet in the UK.

- [Moon] In the UK?

- In the world?

- [Moon] In the world?

(laughs) Let's do it, the most luxurious porta potty

in the world!

I always find a way to complain

on these videos-- - You always complain.

- I'm English! - You always complain!

- It's just what we do!

- [Moon] You know what you do?

- No!

- [Moon] You always complain!

- The challenge today is to make something

to spend the night in that I just can't complain about.

It's gonna have a TV, Xbox,

we're gonna have loads of snacks in there.

We're gonna have lights, this is gonna be awesome!

So anyway, this is gonna be the complete opposite

to my last video.

My last video, if you didn't watch it already,

I spent the night in complete darkness, and silence!

I couldn't hear or see anything.

Oh no, it weren't in the night,

it was a full 24 hours.

I spent full 24 hours!

This video is gonna be like a complete opposite.

If you didn't watch that last video already,

go watch it, but don't go right now,

there's gonna be a link to that

right at the very end, so then go watch it after this one.

That was creepy, I freaked out, I did not like that one.

If you're not subscribed already, welcome!

We do stupid stuff like this

every two to three days, link in the description, what?

Link in the description to what (laughs)?

I get confused, go press the subscribe button

if you're new, and if you've already subscribed,

make sure you press that bell icon

right next to the subscribe button,

and you'll be notified every single time I upload.

It's as easy as that!

So me and Moon now are gonna go get supplies,

but before we go, quick cheeky plug,

go follow me @Killemftw, Instagram, Twitter,

go follow me, link in the description.

Let's go buy supplies.

I'm getting a new tele, baby.

We're gonna have that Xbox set up,

that's gonna be awesome.

The TVs I've got at home are too big to go in there,

so I need to buy this because it's a lot smaller,

there's also some other things that I bought,

I'm not gonna show you them just yet,

I'll show you them when we get home,

but I just need some food and stuff.

Since I'm sleeping on a toilet,

it's the only safest time to eat a Mexican.

Quesadillas!

(Moon hums)

- [Moon] What are you getting?

- I'm gonna need air fresheners.

- [Moon] Go crazy, go crazy, another one.

Another one, you really get all of them, aren't you?

- I'm gonna get one of every flavour.

I'm gonna get some Chipotle tortilla chips,

I'm gonna get some dip too.

Gotta get popcorn don't you, when you watch a film?

- [Moon] It goes together like Moon and Kill 'Em, y'know?

- Moon and Kill 'Em.

Movie, popcorn, bread and butter,

cheese and toast, beans on toast.

- [Moon] Dogs and Milky Ways.

- That ones even called Cinema Sweet.

I mean, it's just, I've got to.

I'm tryna do like a gaming marathon

or something, I need an energy drink.

I'm gonna go for zero sugar,

because it's like I'm slimming, I'm on a diet.

- [Moon] You're on a diet?

- What are you laughing at?

I'm slimming.

I'll get an Apple Tango as well,

just to make sure I'm hydrated.

I'mma get some bathroom cleaner as well,

I thInk I'm gonna need a lot of that.

So I think that's everything,

I mean I've bought loads of extra things here.

Don't show, don't show!

This porta potty's gonna look insane.

It's literally gonna be the most luxurious porta potty

in the world.

- [Moon] What if you don't wanna leave?

What if you don't wanna leave?

- It's just a risk I've got to take.

So let's go, I'll see you back at home.

(energetic electronic music)

(laughs)

Oh yeah!

So this is gonna be the best Spend the Night video ever!

- [Moon] I'll just leave you--

- Oh, I died, no!

Welcome to my crib, as you can see,

I pimped this thing out very nicely.

Very nicely (laughs).

We've got the TV, we're rocking the 24-inch TV over here.

- [Moon] HD-ready, you know.

HD-ready.

- HD-ready.

We've even got a remote, you don't have to reach over here

to press it, just press it straight (laughs).

We also got the Xbox One set up,

my controller there right next to the toilet flush.

You can just do everything from here.

Do your business while you're playing, flush it--

- [Moon] Is it a gamer's paradise?

- This is the gamer's paradise!

There's a sink in there if you wanna wash

your hands after, you just gotta lift your tele.

- [Moon] Also, actually--

- Actually, wait!

Even a bar of soap.

- [Moon] You don't have to get out this anymore, actually.

- You know what, I think I might just buy one of these

and keep it for myself.

I've got WiFi, the house is just there.

We're (mumbles) in Wifi, we're online right now.

- [Moon] It's everything you need!

- We've also got this.

So we don't smell, and it also looks nice.

(Moon laughs)

(laughs) What?

- [Moon] It's actually genius!

- Have a look at the chandelier.

Look at me rocking the chandelier!

(Moon and Kill 'Em laugh)

Also got this, got my friends here on the wall.

- [Moon] Your friends!

- Honestly, this is my actual friends.

- [Moon] It's the people in the (laughs)!

- [Kill 'Em] Look, there's me.

- [Moon] Look, it's when you sell the picture--

- There's me, look, no, stop it!

And finally, when you've done your business,

you've gotta clean yourself, so we've got toilet paper.

And then you wash your hands

because you're not dirty, so we've got this

to dry your hands!

- [Moon] It's everything in there!

- And look, look, look!

No negativity on today's video,

good vibes only!

It's dark outside now, we've been in here quite a while,

so I've gotta spend the night in here,

I'm actually looking forward to it.

Oh, I forgot to mention,

I've got my supplies down here, too!

Crisps, my popcorn, my dip, my drink,

and my energy drinks.

And finally, look, look!

We've got a doorbell there,

I'm not gonna press it, I'm not gonna ruin it,

because later, Moon's gonna be making me some food,

and she's gonna deliver it, is she gonna use the doorbell?

We've got the cool doorbell.

- [Moon] I hope to not interrupt this, sir!

- What have we not got?

- [Moon] Sir Kill 'Em McDip,

Sir Kill 'Em McDip (laughs).

- What have we not got seriously?

Seriously, what have we not got?

Let me know in the comments.

So this is it, I'm here for the night,

this is gonna be awesome, I'll see ya later,

leave me alone, I'm gonna have some fun, bye!

(lock slides)

Okay, so this is it, I cannot believe this,

this is just so awesome!

Got the Xbox here, I've got Grand Theft Auto

in right now, I've got some other games,

but I'm just really into Grand Theft Auto

at the minute but I haven't had much time to play,

doing all these videos, smashing these videos

out every two or three days, you know I've not had much time

to play any Xbox, so I'm gonna make up for that tonight

and play loads.

So anyway yeah, I've got that set up there,

you know you've seen everything else,

I've shown you my room tour,

it actually smells really nice in here.

It's so strong!

It smells really good.

I'm not gonna start on the snacks just yet,

I might have an energy drink actually,

start me, get me going.

And everything in here fully works,

the toilet flushes, the sink runs,

it's all fully working, so we're good to go.

So anyway, just thought I'd let you know

that there is a couple rules.

There's a couple rules for tonight.

Rule number one, I'm not allowed to open this door.

Well, I'm allowed to open it once.

I get one chance to call Moon at any point,

she's gonna bring me some stuff,

she'll bring me some food or whatever,

and anything else I ask, she's gonna bring me that.

But only once, I'm only allowed to open the door once.

And the second rule is to just have as much fun as I can.

I'm not allowed to complain for the whole video.

I've done a lot of complaining on my recent videos,

so today, no complaining.

Just good vibes only.

I've got my Xbox, that's all set up,

I've got my controller, that's like fully charged,

got my food, got my snacks and everything,

got my phone, this is like 100%.

This is it (laughs)!

Just imagine, this is not a brand new toilet,

this is rented.

I'm sure there's been hundreds of people

in here before, doing wee-wees and poo-poos and stuff,

and now I'm just sat here,

got my Xbox in here and stuff (laughs).

That's gross, it's really putting me off,

I mean I've got my food down here on the floor as well,

and then you just think all these people

that have been in here, their poops,

doing wees, and here I am (laughs).

I've just got to try and not think of it,

you know I've cleaned it, obviously when I rented it

it's been cleaned out, I've cleaned it

the best I can, I mean it doesn't stink too bad,

these are doing a real good job.

I might just set my camera up like over here in the corner,

just keep it rolling, get some footage and stuff.

So I'll keep you updated and I'll see you soon.

(video game screams)

(laughs)

No joke, I was gaming for so long just then,

I can't believe it's been a few hours already.

No joke, I got so into that, I was just doing mission

after mission after mission, I got so far in the game.

So anyway, my camera started flashing

like it's low on battery,

I left it there for so long.

So I'm gonna have to ring Moon.

So I'm gonna ring Moon now, I'm gonna ask her

to bring me my quesadillas, and I'm gonna have to ask

for another camera battery.

Some DVDs, I forgot to bring DVDs.

Just gonna watch a movie for a while,

just kinda getting a bit fed up with gaming there.

So let's just give moon a quick ring.

(phone rings)

(laughs) Hello!

It's Mr. Kill 'Em.

Can I have four quesadillas, please?

No, four quesadillas!

Can I have them delivered please?

And a spare camera battery,

and the case of DVDs please.

That's it, thank you, bye!

Okay Moon, I need them stuff.

Hurry up Moon, c'mon Moon!

I think Moon's coming by.

Yeah, yeah, she's here, she's here!

(knock at the door)

(door bell chimes)

- [Moon] Hello?

(door bell chimes)

(knock on the door)

- [Kill 'Em] Okay.

- [Moon] Hello!

- [Kill 'Em] Gimme the goods, gimme the goods!

- [Moon] Watch out, their warm.

- Oh yes!

Have you got my DVDs?

- [Moon] Yeah, I did not look which one,

maybe it's the wrong folder, got one

with some childish and German stuff.

- German?

- [Moon] Yeah, I don't know if it's that.

- I can't watch it if it's German.

- [Moon] $25.27, please.

- What?

- [Moon] 25 pounds, 27 p.

- Ain't got my wallet, how am I paying?

- [Moon] Yeah well, we need to sort something out then.

- [Kill 'Em] Watch this.

- [Moon] What?

- [Kill 'Em] Look, watch.

- [Moon] What?

Now look (laughs).

(doorbell chimes)

No!

I've turned it off.

(doorbell chimes)

No, what?

(Moon laughs)

I thought you could, what's the switch do?

Alright, just put the camera there.

Quesadillas in the most luxurious porta potty in the world!

Oh, that is actually gorgeous.

It keeps popping into my head that I'm remembering

that I'm sat in a toilet that people use.

It's putting me off a little bit.

I've spilt it all down me!

No!

It's really handy having the toilet roll right there.

(laughs) It really comes in handy!

So other than spilling the Mexican all down me,

it actually tasted beaut!

I'm full up now, I'm well good to go.

I mean, there's some room for popcorn,

'cause I'm gonna watch a film right now.

This is all Moon's movies that she's got!

She bought them over in Austria

where they obviously speak German.

So we've got Harry Potters and stuff.

What, oh Austin Powers, that's cool.

I've never heard of these.

Shaun of the Dead, that's a classic.

Simpsons, Harry Potter again.

I think I'll just watch this one, Harry Potter.

Oh yeah, let's get this popcorn!

Oh no, that's not it.

Popcorn, get my popcorn ready.

This is gonna be awesome!

(laughs)

It's in German, I swear to God, this is in German.

Look at this!

(people speaking German)

Look, it's in German!

I told you it was handy to have toilet paper there!

So I'm about an hour and 15 minute into the film,

almost halfway.

Moon just rang me to see if I were alright,

to see if everything was okay and everything,

and I told her I'm watching Harry Potter in German,

and I don't have a clue what they're saying.

I've never even watched this one before,

and she just started laughing,

like crazy laughing.

She told me, "You can put it on English.

"You just go into the settings."

And I didn't even know.

I just thought once a film was in that language,

it was forever in that language.

- [Harry] Are you alright, Mr. Weasley?

- We're being followed, all of us.

- It's in English!

I mean I don't even mind, I was quite enjoying it.

(laughs) I just make up what they're saying in my head,

I just make up my own dialogue for the film (laughs),

it's a lot more interesting (laughs).

I'm making such a mess down here,

popcorn everywhere, and tissues.

It's 3:00 a.m. right now, it says it

on my Xbox right there, 3:09 a.m.

I'm actually getting pretty tired,

the movie finished, I mean I'm like nearly finished

the popcorn, that's almost gone.

I'm on my second can of Monster now,

I'll open that now I think.

Second can!

I'm halfway down this Tango stuff too.

Pretty warm in here, to be honest,

I'm not gonna lie, I think this plastic

must be good at retaining the heat,

because I think the Xbox and the TV

with them both being on all the time,

I think that's kicking out some heat.

My body heat, the plastic keeps the heat in,

it's actually really warm in here,

I've actually got a bit of a sweat on,

but it's not a problem,

I've got my tissues here.

(laughs) Talking about hot, that reminds me

of that awesome day me and my friends had in Portugal.

Or was it America?

I don't know, but that was such an awesome day.

I love those guys, you know,

these were just an awesome set of people right there.

Just ignore that, just ignore that there, great day!

Oh!

Those quesadillas just went straight through,

Mexicans never fail.

I can tell you now, the toilet does work!

I've just used it.

Oh, that stinks, that stinks.

I wish I could just open that door for a second.

I wish there was like a smell-evacuation button.

C'mon, hurry up and work!

So I've only got like three or four games for my Xbox,

I've taken GTA out, I mean I wanna play

some Overwatch, but it's got a 15 GB update.

I've not played Xbox in so long,

every time I put a game in, it needs a huge update.

I mean I'm getting tired right now.

I'm actually getting so tired.

Just drinking these Monsters, trying to keep me awake.

I wanna play some games, keep my brain going

so I don't fall asleep.

I don't want to go to sleep, I just wanna stay up

for as long as I can.

So while that's updating, I guess

I'll play some mobile games.

I mean I can't play too many, I'm at like 46% battery,

I don't want to waste too much, just in case.

I'm enjoying myself, I'm having such a good time (laughs).

Good vibes only, good vibes.

Oh yeah, they look so good!

(heavy breathing)

I can double dip as much as I'd like.

These are my crisps, all for me!

Double dip, double!

They make these games so that you always lose

and you have to spend money.

I'm not complaining, I'm not complaining,

I'm having an awesome time!

No, this is taking too long!

I think I'm gonna have a power nap,

a little 20 minute power nap or something.

Just sort of like regenerate my health,

and I'm ready to hardcore game (laughs).

Definitely need a little nap,

just while this updates, and then I'm ready to play.

I'll let you know when I wake up,

and I'll show you my skills, I'll show you them mad skills.

Them mad skills bruh, them mad skills bruh, what?

(laughs) Mr. Bean!

I'm on my third can.

I've just woke up.

And what like a huge sleep I've just had!

(burps) It's just got 6:00 a.m.

I've got about an hour until I'm allowed

out of this place.

I mean I'm too tired to game, and if I game,

I'm just gonna do rubbish, I've just put Mr. Bean on.

Morning!

Morning, Bean!

So I'm just gonna watch this Mr. Bean thing for an hour,

and then Moon should be here about 7:00 a.m.

Usually she comes down just to see how I've done,

make sure I'm not asleep,

she's gonna make sure I come out on time.

Just gonna chill and watch Bean for the last hour.

And then it's time to go!

We'll draw another successful challenge.

Ah yes.

It's time, it's time.

It's almost 7:00 a.m right now,

I've just heard Moon slam the front door of the house,

so she'll be here any minute.

(sighs)

(door bell chimes)

- [Moon] Morning!

(door bell chimes)

Hello?

- Morning!

- [Moon] Morning!

- Morning!

Morning!

- [Moon] Morning!

Get out.

- Yup.

- [Moon] (laughs) Mr. Bean.

- I've got Mr. Bean on.

- [Moon] How was it?

- Best challenge ever!

(energetic electronic music)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
demanded /dɪˈmændɪd/ B2	verb - asked forcefully or authoritatively
suggests /səˈdʒests/ B1	verb - to offer an idea or plan
ignored /ɪɡˈnɔːrd/ B1	verb - paid no attention to
gross /ɡroʊs/ B1	adjective - disgusting
portable /ˈpɔːrtəbl/ B1	adjective - easily carried or moved
stuck /stʌk/ A2	adjective - unable to move
luxurious /lʌkˈʃʊəriəs/ B2	adjective - very comfortable and expensive
complaining /kəmˈpleɪnɪŋ/ B1	verb - expressing dissatisfaction or annoyance
loads /loʊdz/ A2	noun - a large amount
creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B1	adjective - causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease
subscribed /səbˈskraɪbd/ A2	verb - agreed to receive something regularly
supplies /səˈplaɪz/ A2	noun - things needed for a particular purpose
tele /tiːl/ A2	noun - short for television
slimming /ˈslɪmɪŋ/ B1	adjective - becoming thinner
hydrated /ˈhaɪdreɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - having enough water in the body
insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ B2	adjective - extremely foolish or unreasonable
crib /krɪb/ A2	noun - a home

Key Grammar Structures

• Every single video, someone always suggests, "Spend the night in a porta potty."

  ➔ Indirect Speech/Reported Speech, Use of 'always' with present simple for habitual actions

  ➔ The sentence reports what people suggest. The phrase "Spend the night..." is a reported command/suggestion. The use of "always" emphasizes the frequency of the suggestion. The present simple 'suggests' indicates a recurring action.

• I've ignored it and I've ignored it, I've not ignored it, I just don't want to do it

  ➔ Present Perfect Tense (repeated action & negation), Use of 'just' to express a reason

  ➔ The repeated use of "I've ignored it" emphasizes the speaker's previous reluctance. The 'not ignored it' is a rhetorical device to highlight the eventual decision to do it. 'Just' introduces the reason for the reluctance.

• So I got a van, I drove, I got a porta potty, I brought it back home

  ➔ Simple Past Tense (narrative sequence), Coordination with 'and'

  ➔ This sentence uses a series of past tense verbs to narrate a sequence of events. The 'and' conjunction connects these actions in chronological order.

• Moon, help! I'm stuck!

  ➔ Imperative mood (direct command), Exclamatory sentence

  ➔ "Moon, help!" is a direct command using the imperative mood. "I'm stuck!" is an exclamatory sentence expressing a sudden realization or distress.