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[English]

think she did them i admit there's

something there i was with them in the

kitchen yesterday and they were all too

happy to be cleaning the freezer if they

get married before i do i'm gonna kill

myself who's getting married nobody

somebody doesn't tell me i'm gonna start

screaming it's eric and megan oh hey i

hired them

matchmaker

places like spaniard fly they're not

getting married it's just talk did

everybody know about this but me there's

nothing to know it's just gossip

okay okay

we haven't told anyone that i'm pregnant

what with her being unmarried

knocked up by some guy i mean the

yackity acts in this office would have a

field day yeah and we don't want them at

the wedding thinking jim's being marched

down the aisle by my dad with a shotgun

wait there's not gonna be a shotgun

nope

no shotgun

cause that changes everything can't back

out now halper

what are you gonna do about it there's

no shotgun so

free at last pretty last

no keep it up

you'll never guess what i know okay let

me finish this thought

eric likes megan

he most definitely does

he's been asking her out repeatedly for

weeks she finally said yes they went on

a group date the other night apparently

it went very well

how do you know this people tell me

things i guess i have a face you can

trust

i think it's because of my low

cheekbones

and

oh okay what is it what can't i guess

i hate hate hate being left out

whether it's not being picked for a team

or being picked for team and then

showing up and realizing that the team

doesn't exist

or that the sport doesn't exist

i should have known poop ball

oh man i know how you feel third wheel i

have been the third wheel so many times

in my life

my mom told me something once it made me

feel a lot better she said the third

wheel is what makes it a tricycle

what are you talking about i am talking

about your group date with megan and

eric at tinx yes how'd you know about

that well did stanley tell you

stanley was on your group date no

stanley was with his wife i waved at him

but he didn't wave back

does anybody else know about those no

there he goes here he goes

so what is a scuttlebutt anybody hear

anything

nothing i got a little something

something

i don't know if i should say

so just keep it to yourself stanley is

having a midlife crisis stanley is way

past the middle of his life especially

considering his height to weight ratio

well apparently he and his wife

were out dancing at a club for young

people terry's out of town michael who

stanley's wife terry she's at an

interior decorating expo in philly

stanley hates crowds kids and music

i think you should check your facts

you

stupid son of a you set me up what

are you talking about stanley's wife is

out of town he was with somebody he was

definitely with someone oh was he well

who his sister

i don't get it

if that was his sister then what they

were doing was totally illegal

drugs

making out

okay

well

oh

no okay no it's okay

never mind carry on

stanley is having an affair

what

i am very happy right now thrilled

perhaps to be a part of the office to be

a part of the conversation when you have

somebody's attention and their eyes are

lighting up because they are very

interested in what you have to say that

is a great feeling and i experienced

that firsthand today it is wonderful

to be the center of attention

you

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
matchmaker ˈmætʃˌmeɪkər B1	noun - a person who arranges or tries to arrange marriages or initiates romantic relationships between others
gossip ˈɡɒsɪp A2	noun - casual or unconstrained conversation or reports about other people, typically involving details that are not confirmed as being true
pregnant ˈprɛɡnənt A2	adjective - carrying a developing embryo or fetus within the body
shotgun ˈʃɒtˌɡʌn A1	noun - a smooth-bore firearm for hunting or shooting
repeatedly rɪˈpiːtɪdli B1	adverb - in a repeated manner; over and over again
trust trʌst A1	noun - firm belief in the reliability, truth, or ability of someone or something
cheekbones ˈtʃiːkˌboʊnz A2	noun - the prominent part of the cheek formed by the zygomatic bone
third θɜːrd A1	adjective - coming after the second in number or counting order
tricycle ˈtraɪˌsɪkəl A1	noun - a vehicle with three wheels, typically powered by pedals
scuttlebutt ˈskʌtəlˌbʌt B2	noun - rumor or gossip, especially in a workplace or social setting
midlife ˈmɪdˌlaɪf B1	noun - the period of life from about 40 to 60 years of age
affair əˈfɛr A2	noun - a romantic or passionate attachment, typically between people who are not married to each other
attention əˈtɛnʃən A1	noun - notice or interest given to someone or something
conversation ˌkɑːn.vərˈseɪ.ʃən A1	noun - a talk, particularly an informal one, between two or more people, in which news and ideas are exchanged