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Lois, can I have a Pop-Tart in bed, please? 00:08
Lois? 00:12
Hey, Chris? 00:15
CHRIS: Yeah? 00:16
Do you think Lois would be okay if I ate a Pop-Tart in bed? 00:17
Probably. 00:19
Probably, right? 00:20
Lois, you in the bathroom? 00:21
(gasping) 00:24
Well, Mrs. Griffin, you have three crushed ribs, 00:30
but I was able to stop the internal bleeding. 00:33
Doctor, this has happened seven times in the last month. 00:34
Peter rolls over in his sleep and almost kills me. 00:37
I see. 00:40
Well, that sucks. 00:41
Look, I don't do it on purpose. 00:42
Well, it looks like you got a handle on it then. 00:44
No, we don't. 00:45
He practically smothers me every night. 00:47
Well, are you hogging the blankets? 00:49
No 00:50
"Probably hogging blankets." 00:51
And if he's not smothering me, he's keeping me up all night 00:53
writing with that giant plume of his. 00:56
"Dearest Augustine, I do hope this latest damp 00:58
has not aggravated your gray lung." 01:02
Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. 01:03
"Matters stateside have taken a tragic turn 01:05
"as this year's gourd crop has fallen prey 01:08
"to a rather unexpected infestation 01:10
of saltmarsh cutworms." 01:11
Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip. 01:13
Peter, it's 4:00 in the morning. 01:14
Come to bed! 01:15
"Marital concerns continue to bedevil me." 01:17
Look, I'm sorry. 01:23
I wasn't planning on spending all night there. 01:25
Look, how about if I take you to the park, huh? 01:28
Come on. You like the park, right? 01:30
We're about to pass the turnoff. 01:33
Here it comes. 01:35
You may take me to the park. 01:38
Um, excuse me. I didn't bring any of my toys. 01:45
Can I play with some of yours? 01:47
No! Mine! 01:48
Are you all right? 01:53
I'm fine. 01:55
I-I didn't push him back because he has leukemia. 01:56
My name's Penelope. 01:58
What's yours? 01:59
Stewie. 02:00
I've never seen you around here before. 02:01
I'm new to town and I don't have many friends. 02:03
(chuckling): All right. 02:05
A lot of pressure on me instantly, but okay. 02:07
Would you like to play with some of my toys, Stewie? 02:10
Well, what have you got? 02:12
I have a set of jacks, a paddleball, 02:13
and this taffy with superglue. 02:15
Isn't that the little boy who pushed you? 02:17
Hmm, yes. 02:19
You there, would you like a piece of candy? 02:20
(choking) 02:27
Don't push. 02:35
Uh, Lois, why do we have Lucy and Ricky beds? 02:42
Because I'm sick of you crushing me in the middle of the night. 02:45
Dr. Hartman called about my X rays. 02:47
He said my spine is now disfigured. 02:49
Lois, if God wanted me to not sleep with my wife, 02:52
he would have made me John Travolta. 02:54
Peter, I'm really tired, okay? 02:55
Just give the bed a try. 02:57

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[English]
Lois, can I have a Pop-Tart in bed, please?
Lois?
Hey, Chris?
CHRIS: Yeah?
Do you think Lois would be okay if I ate a Pop-Tart in bed?
Probably.
Probably, right?
Lois, you in the bathroom?
(gasping)
Well, Mrs. Griffin, you have three crushed ribs,
but I was able to stop the internal bleeding.
Doctor, this has happened seven times in the last month.
Peter rolls over in his sleep and almost kills me.
I see.
Well, that sucks.
Look, I don't do it on purpose.
Well, it looks like you got a handle on it then.
No, we don't.
He practically smothers me every night.
Well, are you hogging the blankets?
No
"Probably hogging blankets."
And if he's not smothering me, he's keeping me up all night
writing with that giant plume of his.
"Dearest Augustine, I do hope this latest damp
has not aggravated your gray lung."
Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
"Matters stateside have taken a tragic turn
"as this year's gourd crop has fallen prey
"to a rather unexpected infestation
of saltmarsh cutworms."
Dip, dip, dip, dip, dip.
Peter, it's 4:00 in the morning.
Come to bed!
"Marital concerns continue to bedevil me."
Look, I'm sorry.
I wasn't planning on spending all night there.
Look, how about if I take you to the park, huh?
Come on. You like the park, right?
We're about to pass the turnoff.
Here it comes.
You may take me to the park.
Um, excuse me. I didn't bring any of my toys.
Can I play with some of yours?
No! Mine!
Are you all right?
I'm fine.
I-I didn't push him back because he has leukemia.
My name's Penelope.
What's yours?
Stewie.
I've never seen you around here before.
I'm new to town and I don't have many friends.
(chuckling): All right.
A lot of pressure on me instantly, but okay.
Would you like to play with some of my toys, Stewie?
Well, what have you got?
I have a set of jacks, a paddleball,
and this taffy with superglue.
Isn't that the little boy who pushed you?
Hmm, yes.
You there, would you like a piece of candy?
(choking)
Don't push.
Uh, Lois, why do we have Lucy and Ricky beds?
Because I'm sick of you crushing me in the middle of the night.
Dr. Hartman called about my X rays.
He said my spine is now disfigured.
Lois, if God wanted me to not sleep with my wife,
he would have made me John Travolta.
Peter, I'm really tired, okay?
Just give the bed a try.

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Vocabulary Meanings

crushed

/krʌʃt/

B2
  • adjective
  • - severely damaged or broken

bleeding

/ˈbliːdɪŋ/

B1
  • noun
  • - the loss of blood from a wound

purpose

/ˈpɜːrpəs/

B1
  • noun
  • - the reason for which something is done or created

smothers

/ˈsmʌðər/

B2
  • verb
  • - to cover or bury someone or something so that they cannot breathe

hogging

/ˈhɒɡɪŋ/

B1
  • verb
  • - to take or use more than your share of something

aggravated

/ˈæɡrəveɪtɪd/

C1
  • adjective
  • - made worse or more serious

infestation

/ˌɪnfɛˈsteɪʃən/

C1
  • noun
  • - the action of invading or overrunning a place in large numbers

tragic

/ˈtrædʒɪk/

B2
  • adjective
  • - causing or involving great suffering and distress

bedevil

/bɪˈdɛvɪl/

C1
  • verb
  • - trouble or harass

disfigured

/dɪsˈfɪɡərd/

B2
  • adjective
  • - spoiled of a pleasing shape or appearance

instantly

/ˈɪnstəntli/

B1
  • adverb
  • - immediately

pressure

/ˈprɛʃər/

B1
  • noun
  • - the force or stress exerted on a body or object

toys

/tɔɪz/

A2
  • noun
  • - things for children to play with

choking

/ˈtʃoʊkɪŋ/

B1
  • verb
  • - to obstruct the air passage to the lungs

leukemia

/luːˈkiːmiə/

C1
  • noun
  • - a cancer of the blood

spine

/spaɪn/

B1
  • noun
  • - the row of small bones forming the backbone

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