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(Joey) ...95, 96, 97. 00:00
See, I told you. 00:02
Less than a hundred steps 00:03
from our place to here. 00:04
You got way too much free time. 00:06
Hey, there's the birthday boy. 00:09
Ross, check it out. 00:12
Hockey tickets, Rangers Penguins 00:13
tonight at the Garden and we're taking you. 00:15
Happy birthday, pal. 00:17
We love you, man. 00:18
[chuckles] 00:19
That's funny. My birthday was seven months ago. 00:21
So? 00:25
So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket 00:26
and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date, huh? 00:27
Well, aren't we Mr. The-glass-is-half-empty? 00:31
Oh, my God. Oh. 00:35
Is today the 20th, October 20th? 00:37
I was hoping you wouldn't remember. 00:39
[groans] 00:41
What's wrong with the 20th? 00:42
Eleven days before Halloween.. 00:43
...all the good costumes are gone? 00:45
Today's the day Carol and I first.. 00:48
...consummated our.. 00:52
...physical relationship. 00:54
With sex. 00:58
You know what? I'd better pass on the game. 01:02
I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife 01:04
and her lesbian lover. 01:07
To hell with hockey. Let's all do that. 01:10
Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey 01:15
ice, guys night out. 01:17
Come on. What do you say, big guy? 01:19
Huh? Huh? Huh? 01:20
- What are you doin'? - I have no idea. 01:21
Come on, Ross. 01:24
Alright. Alright. Maybe it will take my mind off it. 01:26
You promise to buy me a big foam finger? 01:29
- You got it. - Alright. 01:31
Look. Look. Look. My first paycheck. 01:32
[cheering] 01:34
Look at the window. 01:35
There's my name! Hi, me! 01:36
I remember the day I got my first paycheck. 01:41
There was a cave-in in one of the mines. 01:43
And eight people were killed. 01:45
Wow. You worked in a mine? 01:49
I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why? 01:51
God! Isn't this exciting? I earned this. 01:56
I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it. 01:59
And it was totally.. 02:02
...not worth it. 02:04
Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? 02:07
I mean, what? 02:11
Chandler, look at that. 02:13
Oh. This is not that bad. 02:15
Oh. You're fine, yeah, for a first job. 02:18
You can totally, totally live on this. 02:21
(Monica) 'Oh, yeah. Yeah.' 02:24
Hey, by the way, great service today. 02:26
- Oh! - Yeah! 02:29
Terrific. 02:30

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[English]
(Joey) ...95, 96, 97.
See, I told you.
Less than a hundred steps
from our place to here.
You got way too much free time.
Hey, there's the birthday boy.
Ross, check it out.
Hockey tickets, Rangers Penguins
tonight at the Garden and we're taking you.
Happy birthday, pal.
We love you, man.
[chuckles]
That's funny. My birthday was seven months ago.
So?
So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket
and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date, huh?
Well, aren't we Mr. The-glass-is-half-empty?
Oh, my God. Oh.
Is today the 20th, October 20th?
I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
[groans]
What's wrong with the 20th?
Eleven days before Halloween..
...all the good costumes are gone?
Today's the day Carol and I first..
...consummated our..
...physical relationship.
With sex.
You know what? I'd better pass on the game.
I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife
and her lesbian lover.
To hell with hockey. Let's all do that.
Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey
ice, guys night out.
Come on. What do you say, big guy?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
- What are you doin'? - I have no idea.
Come on, Ross.
Alright. Alright. Maybe it will take my mind off it.
You promise to buy me a big foam finger?
- You got it. - Alright.
Look. Look. Look. My first paycheck.
[cheering]
Look at the window.
There's my name! Hi, me!
I remember the day I got my first paycheck.
There was a cave-in in one of the mines.
And eight people were killed.
Wow. You worked in a mine?
I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?
God! Isn't this exciting? I earned this.
I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it.
And it was totally..
...not worth it.
Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?
I mean, what?
Chandler, look at that.
Oh. This is not that bad.
Oh. You're fine, yeah, for a first job.
You can totally, totally live on this.
(Monica) 'Oh, yeah. Yeah.'
Hey, by the way, great service today.
- Oh! - Yeah!
Terrific.

Key Vocabulary

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Vocabulary Meanings

consummated

kənˈsʌməteɪt

C1
  • verb
  • - to complete or bring to perfection; specifically, to have sexual intercourse after marriage

physical

ˈfɪzɪkəl

A2
  • adjective
  • - relating to the body as opposed to the mind

exciting

ɪkˈsaɪtɪŋ

A2
  • adjective
  • - causing great enthusiasm and eagerness

earned

ɜːrnd

A1
  • verb
  • - to receive money as payment for work

paycheck

ˈpeɪtʃɛk

A2
  • noun
  • - a check given to an employee as payment for work

wiped

waɪpt

A1
  • verb
  • - to clean or dry a surface by rubbing

steamed

stiːmd

A2
  • verb
  • - to cook or be cooked with steam

worth

wɜːrθ

A1
  • adjective
  • - having a value that justifies a given action or effort

ticket

ˈtɪkɪt

A1
  • noun
  • - a piece of paper that allows you to enter a place or travel

hockey

ˈhɒki

A1
  • noun
  • - a sport played on ice or a field with a stick and a puck or ball

exciting

ɪkˈsaɪtɪŋ

A2
  • adjective
  • - causing great enthusiasm and eagerness

lesbian

ˈlɛzbiən

A2
  • noun
  • - a woman who is sexually attracted to other women

mine

maɪn

A1
  • noun
  • - a hole or system of tunnels in the ground for extracting minerals

costumes

ˈkɒstjuːms

A2
  • noun
  • - clothes worn to create a certain appearance, often for a party or performance

service

ˈsɜːrvɪs

A1
  • noun
  • - work done for others as part of a job or to help them

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Key Grammar Structures

  • See, I told you.

    ➔ Tag question (inverted)

    ➔ The comma after 'See' indicates a pause for emphasis, and 'I told you' is a tag question for confirmation.

  • You got way too much free time.

    ➔ Emphatic structure with 'way too much'

    ➔ 'Way too much' is an idiomatic expression to emphasize excessiveness.

  • So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket...

    ➔ Present continuous for future speculation

    ➔ 'I'm guessing' uses present continuous to express a guess about a current or future situation.

  • Today's the day Carol and I first...

    ➔ Subject-verb agreement with compound subject

    ➔ The verb 'is' agrees with the singular subject 'Today', not the compound subject 'Carol and I'.

  • I'd better pass on the game.

    ➔ Modal verb 'had better' for advice

    ➔ 'Had better' is used to give strong advice or a warning.

  • Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

    ➔ Contractions in questions

    ➔ Contractions like 'Who's' and 'Why's' are common in informal speech and questions.

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