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[instrumental music] 00:00
Excuse me. 00:06
It says to call this number 00:08
if you're not completely satisfied 00:09
with this candy bar. 00:11
Well, I'm not completely satisfied. 00:16
Listen, it's kind of an emergency. 00:20
Well, I guess you'd know that 00:21
or we'd be in the predicament room. 00:22
[Chandler chuckles] 00:24
Hold on. 00:27
Fill these out. Sit over there. 00:28
Look, look, look, I don't want to make any trouble, okay? 00:30
But I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? 00:33
My face is dented. 00:34
Well, you'll have to wait your turn. 00:37
Well, how long do you think it'll be? 00:39
Any minute now. 00:42
[scoffs] 00:44
Hey, miss.. 00:46
Hey.. 00:47
(Ross) I remember the moonlight 00:50
coming in through the open window 00:52
and her face had the most incredible glow. 00:54
Yes, the moon, the glow 00:57
the magical feeling, you did this part. 01:00
Could I get some painkillers over here, please? 01:02
He's right. Enough already. 01:06
What is the big deal about today? 01:07
So you slept with her for the first time. So what? 01:10
You slept with her for seven years after that. 01:12
Look, it's just a little more complicated. 01:16
Well, what? What? What is it? 01:18
That she left you, that she likes women 01:20
that she left you for another woman that likes women? 01:22
A little louder, okay? 01:24
I think, there's a man 01:25
on the 12th floor in a coma 01:26
who didn't quite hear you. 01:27
Then what? 01:32
My first time with Carol was.. 01:34
[whispering] It was my first time. 01:37
What? 01:41
It was my first...time. 01:44
With Carol? 01:50
Oh. 01:57
So in your whole life 01:58
you've only been with one...oh. 02:00
Whoa, boy, hockey was a big mistake. 02:03
There's a whole bunch of stuff we could have done tonight. 02:08
Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman? 02:12
I think it's great. 02:18
You know, it's sweet, it's romantic.. 02:20
- Really? - Nah. You kiddin'? 02:25
The guy's a freak. I judge him. 02:27
- Hey! - 'Hey, buddy!' 02:30
Huh? Huh? 02:31
Oh...that's attractive. 02:35
Oh, I thought you were great in "Silence of the Lambs." 02:40
Oh, come on, admit it! 02:46
All things considered, you had fun tonight. 02:48
Fun? Where was the fun? 02:49
Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? 02:51
Where's my puck? 02:54
Oh, ah, the kid has it. 02:55
The kid.. 02:56
[clears throat] Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck. 02:58
I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers. 03:02
You gotta do it, man. 03:09
Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever.. 03:12
Can't do it. 03:15
Listen, uh, gimme back my puck. 03:17
No. 03:19
- Yes, how about-- - No. 03:21
- Come here. Gimme! - No. No. 03:22
(Sizemore) 'Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!' 03:24
Give me my puck! 03:26
Oh! 03:29
Now that was fun. 03:33
[instrumental music] 03:36

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[English]
[instrumental music]
Excuse me.
It says to call this number
if you're not completely satisfied
with this candy bar.
Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
Listen, it's kind of an emergency.
Well, I guess you'd know that
or we'd be in the predicament room.
[Chandler chuckles]
Hold on.
Fill these out. Sit over there.
Look, look, look, I don't want to make any trouble, okay?
But I'm in a lot of pain here, alright?
My face is dented.
Well, you'll have to wait your turn.
Well, how long do you think it'll be?
Any minute now.
[scoffs]
Hey, miss..
Hey..
(Ross) I remember the moonlight
coming in through the open window
and her face had the most incredible glow.
Yes, the moon, the glow
the magical feeling, you did this part.
Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
He's right. Enough already.
What is the big deal about today?
So you slept with her for the first time. So what?
You slept with her for seven years after that.
Look, it's just a little more complicated.
Well, what? What? What is it?
That she left you, that she likes women
that she left you for another woman that likes women?
A little louder, okay?
I think, there's a man
on the 12th floor in a coma
who didn't quite hear you.
Then what?
My first time with Carol was..
[whispering] It was my first time.
What?
It was my first...time.
With Carol?
Oh.
So in your whole life
you've only been with one...oh.
Whoa, boy, hockey was a big mistake.
There's a whole bunch of stuff we could have done tonight.
Man, can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
I think it's great.
You know, it's sweet, it's romantic..
- Really? - Nah. You kiddin'?
The guy's a freak. I judge him.
- Hey! - 'Hey, buddy!'
Huh? Huh?
Oh...that's attractive.
Oh, I thought you were great in "Silence of the Lambs."
Oh, come on, admit it!
All things considered, you had fun tonight.
Fun? Where was the fun?
Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part?
Where's my puck?
Oh, ah, the kid has it.
The kid..
[clears throat] Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.
You gotta do it, man.
Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever..
Can't do it.
Listen, uh, gimme back my puck.
No.
- Yes, how about-- - No.
- Come here. Gimme! - No. No.
(Sizemore) 'Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!'
Give me my puck!
Oh!
Now that was fun.
[instrumental music]

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Vocabulary Meanings

satisfied

sætɪsˈfaɪd

A2
  • adjective
  • - content or pleased with something

emergency

ɪˈmɜːrʤənsi

A2
  • noun
  • - a serious, unexpected, and often dangerous situation requiring immediate action

predicament

ˈprɛdɪkəmənt

B1
  • noun
  • - a difficult, puzzling, or embarrassing situation

dented

ˈdɛntɪd

A2
  • adjective
  • - having a dent or indentation

incredible

ɪnˈkrɛdəbəl

A2
  • adjective
  • - difficult to believe; extraordinary

magical

ˈmædʒɪkəl

A2
  • adjective
  • - producing a delightful sense of wonder

painkillers

ˈpeɪnˌkɪlərz

A2
  • noun
  • - a medicine that reduces pain

complicated

ˈkɑːmplɪkeɪtɪd

A2
  • adjective
  • - involving many different and confusing parts

whispering

ˈhwɪspərɪŋ

A1
  • verb
  • - to speak very softly

romantic

roʊˈmæntɪk

A2
  • adjective
  • - relating to love or a close loving relationship

freak

frik

A2
  • noun
  • - a person who is unusually obsessed with something

attractive

əˈtræktɪv

A2
  • adjective
  • - pleasing or appealing to the senses

specifically

spəˈsɪfɪkli

B1
  • adverb
  • - in a way that is exact and clear

keepers

ˈkiːpərz

A1
  • noun
  • - a person who keeps or takes care of something

weepers

ˈwiːpərz

A1
  • noun
  • - a person who weeps or cries

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