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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Just think about what you're -

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Shut up!

Anthony: Hello!

Today, we're shooting a video all about the amazing-ness of naval cannons!

Everyone should be able to have one. It's in our constitution

I don't care that they're dangerous and obsolete.

Ian: I feel like cannons are safer than guns, 'ya know?

Anthony: If guns are banned. Ian: Yeah, legalize cannons!

Anthony: Legalize cannons instead.

Ian: We're gonna get a change.org petition started to legalize cannons.

And if we get 10,000 signatures, they have to actually review the petition.

Anthony: Legalize cannons, ban guns.

Ian: Yes. Anthony: Let's go shoot this shit.

Haha, puns. (Stop. Get some help.)

Anthony: All right, look I'm just gonna say it cannons are stupid.

They're- they're- they're- just. Cut!

(Anthony breaks down)

Stop!

No, no no, no! (mumbles)

Shayne: One time, I saw a leprechaun. I swear to God it's real, 100%

Why are you looking at me like that?

I have riden a unicorn, all conspiracies are true.

I might be an alien. You've ever met somebody named Johannes Michaelburg?

I think not because I'm not a person.

Well I'm gonna use my naval cannon as is my God-

As is my-

Shayne: Constitute, wait. God-given consitutional right. Ian: God-given constitutional right.

(Auditioning for the next America's Got Talent)

(Cringeworthy)

Ian: Hey, do you have any cannon?

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Ian: Do you have any cannon cleaner?

Anthony: For what?

(Just mixed words)

Anthony: No, I don't.

Ian: Hey do you have any? Did you fart?

Fuckin' heard that, you sicko.

You see go to toilet. [oh] yeah, yeah, God bless Eric

Eric is my buddy from Middle school said hey, you're really cool

And he was like get away from me followed him home that night his parents didn't let me into his house

Just want to be best friends with them

So I've worn this shirt ever since to let him know that I'm always here, and I'm always watching I'll be watching

Listen Eric poo I love you. Oh, Eric. I do love you

We did good thing

So I said we did good thing

And the way we go

Hi today. I'm getting bloody from broken Coca-cola bottles, so I got my pig's blood right here

It's a cage free picks, but the pig's blood got got a little area to run around and yeah

They kind of like dropped it in the field and it was not a cage, though. No, okay

Thanks guys, okay, the pig lived in a cage

[they're] very tiny right right well course but then they they killed it, but you're not [gonna] pick your eating the blood yeah

Exactly what [oh]?

This is all wrong. Is it diet. [I] think it's zero [ah]

[it] tastes a little metal. You know I mean yeah like iron. Yeah

That was our video all about

Cannon rights. I'm so glad we got to use these cannons again. We even [used] this since Assassin's Creed. Oh

nurse

That's for uh for all you old smashers out there, so yeah

Let us know if you liked the video leave a like on the video, and I'll see you later. Bye

Wow

Hey guys

Thank you so much for watching click the box on the screen to watch the trailer for our new movie ghost meets which comes out

next week on YouTube [read]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
amazing /əˈmeɪzɪŋ/ B1	adjective - causing great surprise or wonder; astonishing.
dangerous /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/ A2	adjective - able or likely to cause harm or injury.
obsolete /ˌɒbsəˈliːt/ C1	adjective - no longer produced or used; out of date.
safer /ˈseɪfər/ A2	adjective - less likely to cause or be caused by an accident or harm.
petition /pəˈtɪʃən/ B1	noun - a formal written request.
signatures /ˈsɪɡnətʃərz/ A2	noun - a person's name written in their own handwriting.
stupid /ˈstjuːpɪd/ A2	adjective - showing a lack of good sense or intelligence.
conspiracies /kənˈspɪrəsiːz/ B2	noun - a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful.
alien /ˈeɪliən/ A2	noun - a creature from outer space.
constitute /ˈkɒnstɪtjuːt/ C1	verb - to make up or form something.
constitutional /ˌkɒnstɪˈtjuːʃənəl/ C1	adjective - relating to the principles or established precedents of a constitution.
cringeworthy /ˈkrɪŋwɜːði/ B2	adjective - causing feelings of embarrassment or awkwardness.
bloody /ˈblʌdi/ B1	adjective - covered, smeared, or running with blood.
broken /ˈbroʊkən/ A2	adjective - having been damaged and no longer in working order.
iron /ˈaɪərn/ A2	noun - a reddish-brown metal.
nurse /nɜːrs/ A2	noun - a person trained to care for the sick or injured.

Key Grammar Structures

• Anthony: Everyone should be able to have one. It's in our constitution

  ➔ Modal verb + infinitive (should have), possessive pronoun (our)

  ➔ "Should have" expresses a recommendation or belief about what is permissible. "Our" indicates possession related to the speakers.

• Ian: I feel like cannons are safer than guns, 'ya know?

  ➔ Comparative adjective (safer), colloquial tag question ('ya know')

  ➔ "Safer" is used to compare the safety of cannons and guns. "'Ya know?" is an informal way to seek confirmation or agreement.

• Anthony: Legalize cannons, ban guns.

  ➔ Imperative mood (Legalize, ban)

  ➔ This is a direct command or request. The imperative mood is used to tell someone to do something.

• Shayne: One time, I saw a leprechaun. I swear to God it's real, 100%

  ➔ Past simple (saw), emphatic statement with oath (I swear to God), percentage as intensifier (100%)

  ➔ "Saw" describes a completed action in the past. "I swear to God" emphasizes the truthfulness of the statement. "100%" is used to strongly affirm the claim.

• Anthony: All right, look I'm just gonna say it cannons are stupid.

  ➔ Informal future with 'gonna' (going to), direct address ('look')

  ➔ "Gonna" is a colloquial contraction of "going to" used to express future intention. "Look" is used to get the listener's attention.