– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Oh, please, this is so your fault.

How? How is this my fault?

Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.

Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did

before I came along.

You're trying to be clever? Are you funny funny lad?

You know what your problem is?

You are so threatened by me!

- Oh, I'm threat, I'm threatene? - Everything I say is a problem- - Hey. Hey. Hey!

- Yes. - Okay. Alright.

That's it! Get in here, come on!

My God, you guys!

I don't believe you.

There are children coming into the world

in this very building and your negative fighting noises

are not the first thing they should be hearing.

So just stop allthe yelling! Just stop i!t

Yeah, Susan.

Don't make me do this again! I don't like my voice like this!

Okay, who wants to hear something ironic?

(together) Help!

- I'm.. - Help!

I'm havin' a baby in here!

Hello!

- Help! - Okay, everyone stand back..

- Ow. - 'Oh!'

- Are they here yet? - No, honey, they're not

But don't worry, we're gonna find them.

And until we do, we are all here for you, okay?

- Okay. Okay. - Okay.

Okay, so anyway, you wee telling me about Paris.

- It sounds wonderful! - Oh. Tell you what.

There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel

- Ah! Ah! - There you go, dear.

What are you gonna do? Suck the door open?

Help! Help!

- Help! - He..

♪ They found their bodies the very next day ♪

♪ And they found their bodies the very next day♪

♪ La la la ♪

-Uh, help! -Help!

Look, mom, everything's going fine, really.

Yeah, Ross is great, he.

...he's in a whole other place!

No, he's gone. No..

No, no, you-you don't have to fly back, really.

What do you mean this might be your only chance?

Oh. Would you stop? I'm only 26.

I'm-I'm not even thinking about babies yet.

[baby cooing]

[imitates static]

- Where have you been? - Oh, I just had a baby.

Mazel tov!■

[instrumental music]

Hi, I'm Ben.

[chuckles]

I'm hospital worker Ben.

It's Ben to the rescue.

- Ta-da-da! - Okay, okay, okay.

- Ben, you ready? - Yeah.

- Alright, give me your. - Okay.

Okay, on three, Ben. One, uh, two, three!

- Uh! - Ooh.

Come on, Ben. Okay, that's it, Ben.

- 'Okay. Uh-huh.' - Okay.

(Susan) 'Uh, what do you see?'

(Phoebe) Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent.

'Wait.'

(Phoebe) Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.

[groaning]

- Oh! - Ah, Pheebs, it's open.

It's open!

Wait! You forgot your legs!

(in unison) Push! Push!

- We're here. Hey! - Daddy's here.

- We're here. - Where have you been?

Long story, honey.

Alright, Carol, I need you to keep pushing.

I need, uh, I-I need.. Excuse me, can I have this?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Alright, alright, therew too many people in this room.

There's about to be one more, so anybody who's not

an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!

- Alright, alright. - Okay, bye, bye, bye.

Good luck, you guys. Good luck!

Let me ask you, do you o be Carol's lesbian life partner?

Out!

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
fault /fɔːlt/ B1	noun - a mistake or error
threatened /ˈθretnd/ B2	adjective - feeling or showing fear or apprehension
negative /ˈneɡətɪv/ B1	adjective - expressing denial or refusal
ironic /aɪˈrɒnɪk/ B2	adjective - happening in a way that seems deliberately strange or funny
worried /ˈwʌrid/ A2	adjective - anxious or troubled over actual or potential problems
chance /tʃɑːns/ A2	noun - a possibility of something happening
babies /ˈbeɪbiːz/ A1	noun - very young children
hotel /hoʊˈtel/ A2	noun - an establishment providing accommodation, meals, and other services to travelers and tourists
rescue /ˈreskjuː/ B1	verb - save (someone) from a dangerous or difficult situation
vent /vent/ B1	noun - an opening serving as an outlet for air
push /pʊʃ/ A2	verb - press firmly against (someone or something)
partner /ˈpɑːrtnər/ B1	noun - a person with whom one is involved in a partnership or business
bodies /ˈbɒdiːz/ A1	noun - the physical structure including the bones, flesh, and organs
building /ˈbɪldɪŋ/ A2	noun - a structure with a roof and walls
static /ˈstætɪk/ B1	noun - electrical or magnetic interference
chance /tʃɑːns/ A2	noun - a possibility of something happening
Mazel tov /ˈmeɪzl tɒv/ C1	interjection - a Hebrew phrase meaning 'good luck' or 'congratulations'