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[English]

- Today we take jump rope to the extreme.

- Let's talk about that.

(fun theme music)

(fire blazing)

- Good Mythical Summer!

- Yes, welcome to our Summer series where we're gonna be

bringing you episodes every Monday and Wednesday from us and

then a very special Friday episode every week featuring a

guest host that we know you're gonna love and give a nice

warm mythical welcome to.

- Mhm, because that enables us to work on

Buddy System Season two - Right.

- For you.

- Yes. - Filming that over

the Summer, Rhett.

Today we're gonna

be testing the - Thanks.

- Limits, I will say, of our jump roping skills.

- Yeah.

- And then maybe get injured, maybe learn some stuff,

- Hopefully.

- Maybe put your whole life in perspective as it relates

to jump roping.

- Right.

But first we wanna let you know about something that we

bringing the mythical beasts this fall and that is our

Tour of Mythicality.

In conjunction with the release of Rhett and Link's Book of

Mythicality we're going to be going all across this great

country, the United States of America, and bringing

you a show.

- This is not like a book tour.

- Yeah. - This is not like, (blowing).

- We're not going to libraries and bookstores and just

signing the book.

We're going to theaters and we are putting on a show.

- Yeah, this might include music.

I can guarantee it.

- It might, it will.

- This might include bringing aspects of the Book of

Mythicality to life in front of your very eyes, I can

guarantee it will.

- Yes.

- It might include magic.

- It won't.

- Probably not.

- Unless we learn some magic tricks

between now and then. - Yeah, we gotta work on that.

- You can go to TourofMythicality.com to see where we're

going but we'll let you know right now.

We're gonna go to New York, Austin, Dallas, San Francisco,

San Diego, Los Angeles, Washington, DC, Philadelphia,

Portland, Seattle, Minneapolis, Chicago, Orlando, Atlanta,

and have a little homecoming in Durham, North Cackalacky.

- What?

TourofMythicality.com.

You'll be able to order tickets soon.

- Well, the tickets will go on sale this Friday but if

you're a subscriber to the Mythical Monthly newsletter you

can get early access to tickets this week.

So go over to MythicalMonthly.com, sign up for that

newsletter and be one of the first people to get access

to the tickets.

- Make sure you get those seats, people.

- Okay, we ready to push some jump roping to the extreme?

- Let's do it.

- It's time for Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, Them

Tricks Really Somethin' Uh Uh Uh, I Think I Need

Some Rope Discussin'.

- Okay, so Stevie is going to describe jump rope moves.

- Yeah. - To us.

- Which are a thing apparently.

- That we are not privy to and then we're gonna each attempt

them based on the steps she has given us.

Then we're gonna come back to the desk and we're gonna

analyze each of our jump rope performances.

- Yeah.

- And give each other a score.

- Yeah.

- After a few rounds we will determine the jump rope king

of the playground.

Let's do it.

- To the Jump Rope Zone.

The Jump Rope Zone comes with its own wardrobe.

- Yeah it does.

Okay, now listen, before we start the first round, can we

just do some jump roping as a baseline?

Because literally yesterday was the first day that I ever

jumped a rope successfully. - What?

How did you avoid this?

- Well, I tried it and I wasn't good at it, so then

I avoided it. - Okay, warm up a little bit.

(crew laughs)

- I'm telling you I'm bad at

jump rope. - It doesn't sound

good over there.

- Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Alright, I'm killin' it.

(rope whooshing) (crew laughs)

- What's that noise?

- That was when you go around twice in one jump.

- [Link] Are you kidding me?

(crew laughs)

- I'm ready.

- [Stevie] Okay guys, this first one's called Heel to Toe

and here we go. - Heel to Toe.

- [Stevie] Start by jumping lightly without your rope.

As you land, lift your toes on your left foot up so your

heel hits the floor.

The next time you jump place your left foot flat on the

ground as you lift the toes of your right foot

when you land.

Keep alternating.

Get comfortable with the movement.

Pick up your rope

and continue the movement jumping with the rope.

(laughs)

- Oh, my goodness.

- That's hard.

- [Stevie] Once you think that you've got it let me know.

- (laughs) I'm already as close as I'm gonna get.

- [Stevie] Alright, Rhett?

- That's me.

- I'm listening to your rhythm, it's not gonna help me.

Okay.

- Sounds good over there.

(crew laughs)

- Alright, I think that was it.

- [Rhett] Alright, let's go check out the results.

Oh, man.

(laughs)

- Okay.

Off to a stellar start.

Maybe we should look at yours first.

- Oh, really?

- (laughs) Yeah let's take a - Okay.

- Look at what you did.

- Yeah. - Oh, man.

Look at you.

- [Rhett] Nice!

- Dang, Rhett. - Yeah, heel toe,

heel toe! - Heel toe.

I'm rather intimidated.

- Okay, let's see what you got.

- Oh. Oh, yeah.

(crew laughs)

- [Rhett] Okay.

(laughs) Alright.

You look happy.

Your shorts look great.

- [Link] I look so wide.

- Yeah, I don't see any heel toe action but let's look at

the real thing. - I was trying.

Okay, there he is.

First of all his outfit sucks.

- [Rhett] He's doing a little skip-a-rooney that I'm missing

but actually what I'm doing is harder than what he's doing.

- [Link] (laughing) Yeah.

- What I will give you though is that there's a one little

kick in there that lines up with what he does.

- Yes. - But you're not actually

ever hitting the heel, you're just doing a little kick.

I'm gonna give you two points for the kick and one point

for the shorts.

I'm giving you three points.

- (laughs) Alright, I'll take it.

And you know what, I'm really impressed with what you did.

The things that are different between you and that guy, I

think yours were better.

I'm giving you a solid eight.

- Oh!

Alright, let's keep going.

Okay.

Not everybody has it.

(crew laughs)

- Yet.

I'm about to have it.

- [Stevie] Okay, are you ready?

This is called Wounded Duck.

- I did that last time.

(crew laughs)

- [Stevie] Start with your feet in parallel.

Begin jumping normally.

On your next jump, turn you knees and toes in towards each

other, keeping your heels apart as you land.

On your next jump, turn your knees and toes away from each

other, bringing your heels towards each other as you land.

- I tell you, if it wasn't for the rope part I'd be

good at this.

- [Stevie] Keep alternating back and forth between these two

moves as you continue jumping.

(crew laughs)

- Okay, that was mine.

- Oh, you already got it?

- Yeah, I wounded that duck real fast.

- Alright, here we go.

(crew laughs)

- It always sounds like a horse.

- Or a wounded horse maybe?

- Yeah.

- Alright, I think that was it.

It was in there.

- Okay, let's see.

- Yeah.

I'm really getting into the rhythm now.

- Okay.

- Or something.

- Alright, let's check mine out.

Okay.

- [Link] A little herky jerky there.

- [Rhett] In and out.

- [Link] In, out,

- [Both] In, out.

In, out.

- There you go.

- Okay, that's pretty much what I did.

Let's see what you did.

- Ooo. - Okay.

- [Link] A lot more in and a lot more out.

- [Rhett] Yeah but you're kinda missing the point

of the toes.

You get the point of the toes a couple of times.

Okay.

You look a lot happier than me.

- Let's see what the standard is here.

- [Rhett] Okay, pretty much what I did.

- [Link] Look at that ponytail.

Well, neither one of us have that working for us.

Now, I'm just gonna say, you know what, you're pretty much

doing what she's doing.

Your rhythm is a little off if I'm gonna be picky.

I'll give you a seven.

It's still a decent effort.

- [Rhett] Okay.

I think you put a lot of effort into it.

It's a little bit of an unnecessary crouch.

- [Link] I just didn't want the rope

to hit me on the head. - There's an extra bounce

in there but I think you make up the difference with the

wideness of your stance.

You're more wounded.

- Yeah.

- [Rhett] So, I'm gonna give you a seven as well.

(laughs)

- Alright, we'll tie up.

- All you needed was a little practice, Link.

- I'm getting there.

I'm improving.

It's happening right before your eyes.

- [Stevie] How 'bout this next one?

It's called The Wrap.

Begin by jumping normally.

As the rope is coming over your head, extend your right

arm out straight.

Keep your left arm across your body and close to your chest.

Use your left arm to guide the rope so that it wraps around

your right arm.

- What?

- [Stevie] Move both arms across your body to the left.

- What?

- [Stevie] Swing them to unravel the rope.

As soon as the rope has cleared your arm, begin

jumping again normally.

- Okay.

(crew laughs)

Okay.

I think I got the first part.

- I know what I'm supposed to do.

I got this.

(crew laughs)

- Okay.

I don't know what happened over there.

- Oh, it's 'cause I'm going backwards.

- Arm goes out, this arm comes in, comes around

this.

Unwrap it.

- Here we go, here we go, yo.

- Okay.

- So what's my jump rope, yo.

- Here we go.

- Got this.

And for my dismount.

Oh.

(crew laughs)

(crew applauds) - Alright, let's go see.

- Woo.

Wrap it up.

- I'm pretty sure I did not do that one correctly.

- Well, let's take a look.

- [Rhett] I mean that's not even jump at that point.

- [Link] Well, you are still jumping and I will say that I

think you and I were thinking the exact same thing.

- I mean it looks cool.

I'd be cool on the playground.

Okay, let's see what you got.

That's basically what I had.

Same thing. - Ooo.

Except my head's bobbing more.

- [Rhett] Basically we did...

Oh, then you went to the other side.

Okay.

- [Link] Oh, I'mma make it look sexy.

Yeah.

Look at that jump rope.

- But we basically did the exact same thing.

Oh, and you grabbed your hat.

- Yeah, I lassoed my hat. - How did you grab your hat?

Okay, you get an extra point for that.

- [Link] That's cowboy moves, man.

- [Rhett] Let's see what she did.

Oh, oh.

- [Link] She did it a lot quicker.

I don't think she's doing it right.

- [Rhett] I think ours

is significantly better. - I think we were both

doing it right.

- I think I'm gonna give you a seven but I'm gonna give you

an extra point for grabbing the hat.

You get an eight.

- [Link] I'll just give you a seven 'cause your hat never

let your head.

- (laughs) Okay.

Okay, Link.

You're proving to be a formidable opponent.

- [Stevie] Okay, guys.

For this round I'm just gonna give you the title of the move

but I'm not gonna give you the steps in order to complete it

because you have to decide what the move looks like.

- That'll be helpful.

- But we're still comparing it to an actual thing.

- [Stevie] True, yes.

- Think that doesn't give me a distinct advantage.

- [Stevie] This move is called The Kruger.

- As in Freddy?

- What did he do?

He was like...

- I've never watched a Freddy Kruger movie, Rhett's just

told me about them.

- He had sort of a motion that he would do on the posters.

But I don't understand how you would incorporate that

into a jump.

- Freddy made it scary so he went backwards.

- [Rhett] Can I hold that?

- Oh, I'm better at this.

Those are my claws.

Sounds like you're doing the same thing as me, brother.

- Okay.

I'm getting some style points in there.

You know what?

I'll give you a little side action so you can see the arch

in my back.

(grunting)

(hisses)

- Oh.

That was it.

That's all I got.

- Yeah, I'm done.

(crew laughs)

Okay.

- It's anybody's game at this point.

- I'm very curious.

- Wide open.

Let's see what you did.

Your face looks very Kruger-ish.

- [Rhett] I'm doing a little crouch.

- [Link] Oh, I see that you've got the claws

comin' out. - Yeah, I'm holding on.

That's what I remember about Freddy.

My face is cool.

- See what you think about me.

- [Rhett] Okay, going backwards.

- [Link] Going backwards 'cause you know Freddy.

- Oh, and you did that. (crew laughs)

Okay, you did that after.

I don't know how to count that.

- Well you know once Freddy jumps out of the ground to kill

somebody then he's like ah.

- Okay. - He doesn't need a

rope at that point.

- Let's see what she does.

She's going forwards.

Okay, it's all in the legs.

- [Link] Good gracious.

- [Rhett] Oh, does Kruger do that?

- [Link] Freddy got nothin' to do with this.

Freddy about to jump out and kill her?

- I mean we both lifted our knees.

We both had instinct to lift our knees but I gotta point out

she is jump roping forwards.

- Well she went the easy route.

That's her problem.

- [Rhett] I'm gonna give you a full extra two points for the

post Kruger thing because I think that that was

a nice touch.

For a total of five.

- [Link] Well, in order to win I would have to only give

you one point but I don't want you to beat me by too much so

I'mma give you two points.

- That's all I need to be Lord of the Ju--

(laughing) Lord of the Jungle.

- The jump rope jungle. - Lord of the Jump Rope

Jungle or King of the Playground.

- Alright, we will see you on Wednesday.

Thank you for liking, commenting and subscribing.

- You know what time it is.

- Hi, I'm Liam and I'm from New Zealand and it's time to

spin the Wheel of Mythicality.

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- And click through to Good Mythical More where we're gonna

play Pain Pogs.

It's Pogs with a punishment attached.

- BYMB, Be Your Mythical Best.

Today we ask you to be your mythical best

with this challenge.

Toast your family.

Tell a family member how much you appreciate them with a

piece of toast.

- So you like hold up the toast?

- Post that toast with hashtag BYMB.

Thanks for being your mythical best.

Click on the left to watch our show after the show,

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Good Mythical Morning.

- [Rhett] And make sure to check out our new channel, This

Is Mythical, by clicking the video at the bottom.

- [Link] Thanks for being your mythical best.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
extreme /ɪkˈstriːm/ B2	adjective - very great or intense.
welcome /ˈwelkəm/ A2	verb - to greet someone with pleasure.
episode /ˈepɪsoʊd/ B1	noun - a part of a broadcast or published series.
special /ˈspeʃəl/ A2	adjective - better, greater, or different from what is usual.
guest /ɡest/ A2	noun - a person who is invited to visit or stay in someone's home.
enable /ɪˈneɪbəl/ B2	verb - to make it possible for someone to do something.
testing /ˈtestɪŋ/ A2	verb - to try something to find out if it works or is good.
limits /ˈlɪmɪts/ B1	noun - the point beyond which something cannot or may not pass.
injured /ˈɪndʒərd/ B1	adjective - hurt or damaged.
perspective /pərˈspektɪv/ B2	noun - a particular attitude toward or way of regarding something.
release /rɪˈliːs/ B1	noun - the action of setting someone or something free.
country /ˈkʌntri/ A2	noun - a nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory.
theaters /ˈθiːətərz/ B1	noun - a building where plays, films, or other performances are held.
aspects /ˈæspekts/ B2	noun - a particular part or feature of something.
magic /ˈmædʒɪk/ A2	noun - the power of apparently influencing events or objects by using mysterious or supernatural forces.
access /ˈækses/ B1	noun - the means or opportunity to approach or enter a place.
baseline /ˈbeɪslaɪn/ B2	noun - a standard or point of reference against which things may be compared or assessed.
privy /ˈprɪvi/ C1	adjective - having private knowledge of something.

Key Grammar Structures

• Today we're gonna be testing the limits, I will say, of our jump roping skills.

  ➔ Future continuous tense ('gonna be testing')

  ➔ The phrase 'gonna be testing' is an informal way to express future continuous action, indicating an ongoing action in the future.

• We're going to theaters and we are putting on a show.

  ➔ Present continuous for future plans ('are putting on')

  ➔ The phrase 'are putting on' uses the present continuous to describe a planned future action, emphasizing certainty.

• This might include music. I can guarantee it.

  ➔ Modal verb for possibility ('might') and certainty ('can guarantee')

  ➔ 'Might' expresses a possibility, while 'can guarantee' strongly asserts certainty.

• You can get early access to tickets this week.

  ➔ Modal verb for ability ('can')

  ➔ 'Can' is used to express ability or permission to do something.

• I'm telling you I'm bad at jump rope.

  ➔ Present continuous for current state ('I'm telling')

  ➔ 'I'm telling' uses the present continuous to describe an action happening now.

• Once you think that you've got it let me know.

  ➔ Second conditional ('Once you think... let me know')

  ➔ The structure 'Once you think... let me know' is an example of the second conditional, used for hypothetical situations.

• I think you put a lot of effort into it.

  ➔ Present simple for opinion ('I think')

  ➔ 'I think' uses the present simple to express a personal opinion or belief.

• You'll be able to order tickets soon.

  ➔ Future with 'will' for prediction ('You'll be able')

  ➔ 'You'll be able' uses 'will' to make a prediction about the future.