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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Handball direct kick.

Dad, I'm impressed. You've become a much

better referee.

Thanks, Danny. After what you said to

me, I watched hours and hours of soccer.

I almost saw a goal, but there were so

many ads for Spanish cell phones.

Do it, sweetie. Save our troubled

marriage.

[Music]

Well, I'm 23.

That's crazy. Your daughter just tripped

on her own clumsy feet. Come on, Lisa.

Admit it.

Um, I'm a spectator addressing a player.

Answer me.

I said fall on 23.

[Music]

You are so blind even Jesus couldn't

heal you.

Helen, please don't drop the Jbomb.

Well, I'm throwing you both out of the

game.

[Music]

Ow, she tripped me. Ow.

Foul on the other girl. Lisa gets a

penalty kick and every other kid has to

pay her a dollar.

That is an outrage. Your daughter's been

flopping all day.

She has not. Your daughter's a dirty

player,

sir. I have sired a dum dum, a mush

head, a whitet, a dog boy, and something

with a human face and fish body. What we

called Kevin, but my youngans is not

dirty players.

I don't need a soccer lecture from a

hillbilly.

That's hell William to you, sir.

How about a lecture from me, Ronaldo?

Ronaldo, winner of two World Cups and

three FIFA Player of the Year awards.

Yes, I am what you said. Now I travel

the world exposing floppers and your

daughter is a flopper. Now Ronaldo away.

You heard Heraldo. What's it going to

be?

Yellow card.

You can't give me a yellow card. You're

my father.

When I put on these shorts, I'm not your

father anymore. And judging by how tight

they are, I'm never going to be anyone

else's either.

This is what I think of your yellow

card.

Unsportsmanlike conduct. That's a red

card. You're out of the game. But

but Oh,

another family broken up by Ronaldo.

Yes.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
impressed ɪmˈprɛst A2	adjective - having a positive feeling about something or someone due to their qualities or achievements
referee ˌrɛfəˈri A2	noun - a person who enforces the rules and makes decisions in a sports game
soccer ˈsɒkər A1	noun - a sport played with a spherical ball between two teams of eleven players
goal ɡoʊl A1	noun - a point scored in soccer when the ball crosses the goal line
tripped trɪpt A2	verb - to stumble and fall or nearly fall
clumsy ˈklʌmzi A2	adjective - awkward in movement or in handling things
spectator spɛkˈteɪtər B1	noun - a person who watches an event, especially a sports game
blind blaɪnd A1	adjective - unable to see
foul faʊl A2	noun - an unfair or illegal act in a sports game
penalty ˈpɛnəlti B1	noun - a punishment in soccer, typically a free kick from the penalty spot
outrage ˈaʊtˌreɪdʒ B2	noun - an extremely strong reaction of anger and shock
flopping ˈflɒpɪŋ B1	verb - to fall or collapse heavily; in sports, to fake being fouled
dirty ˈdɜrti A1	adjective - unclean or impure; in sports, playing unfairly
lecture ˈlɛkʧər A2	noun - a serious talk on a particular subject, often to criticize or advise
unsportsmanlike ˌʌnˈspɔrtzmənˌlaɪk B2	adjective - not following the rules or spirit of fair play in sports
conduct ˈkɒndʌkt B1	noun - the manner in which a person behaves