– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

How's it going guys

this is reaction time!

And

for those of you guys that know my name, ( its tal fisherman )

you know it's a pretty unusual name.

Okay?

For those of you guys that don't know my name..

I don't know, should I tell you guys?

I kinda have to tell you guys.

Because today, we're going to play

the "Guess My Name," game.

This is like a series of questions

And we're going to see if its able to guess my name.

My name is really uncommon,

So I'm almost 100 percent sure

its not going to be able, but if it does..

( Awkward Silence )

My name...

is

It's spelled T-A-L.

Alright?

It's Tal.

I'm not- It's not two l"s

Please. Don't call me Tal with two l's.

Even though it sounds exactly the same.

Don't make jokes either, I've heard them all, okay?

My last name is Fishman.(wut?)

Tal Fishman. *mocking laugh*

Oi, so you like to fish??

*drums*

C'mon, C'mon! Be original.

You think I haven't heard that one?

You're a tall fishman?

*drums*

*silence*

C'mon, seriously?

It would be so funny, if- if you were short.

'Cause you're name is Tal.

*Mocking laugh*

*Silence*

Anyways

Let's find out if this can guess my name

I highly doubt it can guess my name

Okay?

T-A-L?

That's my name

I don't think it can.

Okay

Let's play.

"You are"

*Thinking*

Male.

So far, so good

"You were born in"

"The 90's"

I'm a 90's kid.

You gotta love the 90's kids.

"How many languages do you speak?"

Uh

I don't really know Spanish that well

But I would say 2

I'm gonna say "2"

"What would your best friend say about you?"

My-my friends would probably roast me

They would not pick any of these

but if I had to guess

for like a regular friend

not a best friend

So the people that act nice to you

but...you know. Low key.

They don't like you.

Uh

*Laughs*

I'll say "Helpful."

Helpful or supportive

I'll go with "supportive".

Supportive

"On a scale of 1 through 6, how romantic are you?"

Ooo.

Depends. Depends.

Um

Let's go for a "5"

That's right.

That's a "5"

*Makes disturbing faces*

"Have you ever tried drugs?"

"No"

I don't do drugs.

I don't drink.

I'm an angel, okay?

I'm an angel.

"Do you prefer reading stories or listening to stories?"

I definitely prefer listening to stories

"Do you think we could really guess your name?"

...

Nope

I said that in the begining

I do not think-- *music intensifies* Okay, here we go.

Here we go.

Come on

*Waiting*

*Disbelief face*

"Matthew?"

I'm not a Matthew

If anything, I would say

the closest thing

Is like a--

Like a Tom

Or like a Jake or something.

But not--definitely not a Matthew.

Thank you for watching this video

Go check this out

Go try yourself and let me know if it guessed your name right.

I feel like this game doesn't even try to be accurate

I think it does this on purpose

You know why I'm disappointed?

I knew it wasn't going to be able to guess my name

but i still had a little bit of hope.

And that's all your really need in life

is hope.

You know?

I don't even know what this thing is but..

It's not a dildo

Just stop.

I'll see you next time

Whatever you guys do, don't start commenting on my Instagram "Matthew" like

It's bad enough people already don't know my name

and they can't even pronounce it right so..

That's it guys

I'll see you next time

Have a good one

and

peace out.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
unusual /ʌnˈjuːʒuəl/ B2	adjective - not commonly encountered or experienced
series /ˈsɪəriːz/ B1	noun - a set or sequence of related things
uncommon /ʌnˈkɒmən/ B2	adjective - not often found or happening
percent /pərˈsent/ A2	noun - out of one hundred
spelled /speld/ A2	verb - to state or write the letters of (a word) one after another
exactly /ɪɡˈzæktli/ B1	adverb - precisely
jokes /dʒəʊks/ A2	noun - things said or done to cause laughter
original /əˈrɪdʒɪnəl/ B1	adjective - not copied or derived from something else
doubt /daʊt/ B1	verb - to feel uncertain or unsure
romantic /roʊˈmæntɪk/ B2	adjective - concerning love or a loving relationship
drugs /drʌɡz/ B2	noun - illegal or harmful substances
prefer /prɪˈfɜːr/ B1	verb - to like something more than something else
supportive /səˈpɔːrtɪv/ B2	adjective - providing encouragement or emotional help
disappointed /dɪsəˈpɔɪntɪd/ B2	adjective - sad or upset because something has not happened as hoped
accurate /ˈækjərət/ B2	adjective - correct in all details
purpose /ˈpɜːrpəs/ B1	noun - the reason for which something is done or created
hope /hoʊp/ A2	noun - a feeling of expectation and desire for a particular thing to happen

Key Grammar Structures

• For those of you guys that know my name, (its tal fisherman)

  ➔ Relative Clause with 'that'

  ➔ The phrase 'that know my name' functions as a relative clause modifying 'those of you guys'. It provides additional information about the group being referred to. The use of 'guys' is informal.

• My name is really uncommon, So I'm almost 100 percent sure its not going to be able, but if it does..

  ➔ Conditional Sentence (First Conditional)

  ➔ The structure 'if it does...' represents a first conditional sentence, expressing a possible future outcome. 'If' introduces the condition, and the main clause describes the result if the condition is met. The 'almost 100 percent sure' is an emphatic way of expressing high probability.

• Don't make jokes either, I've heard them all, okay?

  ➔ Imperative with 'Don't' + Perfect Tense ('I've heard')

  ➔ The sentence uses an imperative ('Don't make jokes') to give a command. 'I've heard them all' uses the present perfect tense to indicate that the speaker has experience with all possible jokes about his name. 'Okay?' is a tag question seeking confirmation.