– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

What's up guys welcome to a master class in football

This is basically "H.O.R.S.E." but, it's going to spell out S.D.M.N.

We are going to take it in turns to set a challenge. If the others can't do it in 3 attempts

I see what you're doing Toby

If the others can't do it in 3 attempts, they get a letter

The first one to spell out ''S.D.M.N.'' is gonna have to do a punishment ;)

So are you guys ready? Yeah *hya*

Alright, this is the first challenge

Shit, the ball's gone

How did that happen?

[MLG Explosive sound effect]

This is the first challenge...

*shoots ball*

They each get 3 attempts, if they don't get it, you get an 'S'

I'm looking at you ;)

Proper cringe proper cringe In the air

I'm not looking to get an 'S', so...

Let's do this!

That shows no faith

[Music Builds Up] {Aero Chord - Surface} Ohhhhhhhh

[Music Fades] Aaaah! That didn't hit, did it?

Unlucky!!

Manny: Oi, oi!

Manny: Oh my god!

The consistencys there

Go on Manny, go on son!

Manny: Oh, third time's the charm!

...

Simon: No letter for Manny,

First try...

First try...

First try!

Nope *ahahahhaha*

Go on Jed show us your teccers

Go!

[Music builds up] {Jme - IF YOU DON'T KNOW} What!?

What!?

OHHHH!

He's still a fake me

Oh man... riggidy riggidy rekt

I'm going to get shown up by the little bois, aren't I?

Toby: Show us how it's done big boi

I'm just gonna get shown up by the little bois, aren't I?

*HAHAHA*

It's gonna happen...

Simon: (Is it gonna be a first effort

Toby: (What?)

Simon: Yeah! *HEHEHEH*

One take! Manny: (Ok then...)

(Like a big boi) I'm just gonna get shown up by the little bros, aren't I?

...

Alright, so if you know how this game works

Basically as they all managed to do it, I now get a letter

So, yeah... *Fart noise

Hold this 'L'

It's an 'S'

Next up is gonna be Manny setting the challenge

So, Manny, let us know

Blindfolded penalties

[MLG SOUNDS I CAN'T TAKE IT]

Oh my gosh, one take

Did I score?

Nah, you hit the post

That went in!

[Music]

-I don't know what that face was. -You look like a mug.

This hurts.

Alright, lets get this done

Go on Simon

Ready?

Yeah

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

It's gone in! Oh my God!

I scored?

Yeah you did

YES! YES! YES!

I'm bad enough at penalties when I can see..

OOOOOH!

He's missed.

Ooooh!

...

I don't know about that *cuz your dumb*

YaSsSS- *falls*

I'm not feeling too confident to be honest so let's just get this over with

Why have you got two hats on? *Because it's fabulous*

Simon: Go on Jeff!

Manny: Go on Jeff!

Simon: Go on...

*Whistle blows* --OOOH! *Falls and laughs*

Yeah! GOAL!

[Music builds up]

That is a solid pen

Solid Pen

Manny takes the S

Next challenge is this

[Explosive sound effect with music]

Manny: One take

Simon: Go on

Ohhh!

Awhh

[Music] {MLG}

Toby: Nice, that's spread

Simon: It's a lot and he's...

He's fucked it up!

Jed gets an S!

I don't want to take a D here, so... I'm gonna- I'm gonna try and do this challenge... alright?

...

No! Too much "whippage" you know... too much

Manny: OH!

Tobi: OH? OHH!? OHHH!

Simon: Nooo!

Toby: Oi, that was so close!

This is my last chance or else I'm taking the D!

Manny: Go on Simon, you got this...

Tobi: Go on Simon, c'mon!

Manny: You got this!

Oh my god! Oh my god, that's a D

Simon took the D

You can't say that!

*falling* YaaSsSSs!

You are going to take the D as well!

No! I'm defo not! We're not done yet

Simon: Ooooooooooooooooooooooh

Oi!

Terrible!

Simon: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Ahh?

*HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH*

You miss this, you take the D

Manny: (Last chance Toby!)

Simon: Join me

Toby: Move!

Simon: Join me with the D

Toby: Get away from me!

Simon: Share the D with me, Toby

Manny: No!

*Simon Laughing* *HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

OOAAH!

Simon: Yeah!

Simon: Ha ha haaa!

Right, Jed's turn to set a challenge

This is my challenge...

*Clank of metal*

Simon: Ooooooooh dude!

Manny: I can feel this being my first letter, I suck at the rabbona alright

Simon: You got this man!

Simon: Oi!

Simon: You can definitely do it

Simon: Do you believe in love after ...rabonas

Simon: Oi!

Manny: That hit! Simon: That hit!

Manny: That hit! Simon: That hit!

Manny: Yeeeaaah! *Celebrating*

Simon: Do we take skimmers?

I don't think we do, Bill

I'm not sure we do, Jez

I don't think we take skimmers

I think we'll take skimmers for this one though

YaSssSss!

Manny: I don't think I got this

Tobi: You got this man!

Simon: No he doesn't

Manny: Why you hatin'?

Simon: Because I want you to lose!

Tobi: Oooooh

Tobi: Oooooooooooooh

Tobi: Ayeee!

Simon: Why you aimin' over there man?

Manny: I don't know. I feel like I need to be like...

Jed: You've got the angles wrong.

Tobi: Ooooooooooooooooooooh

Simon: Wooo!

Simon: M, M for Manny

Simon: I'm not confident right now

Simon: I only hit it like...

Simon: What you sayin'?

*Tobi whispering* Simon practices this

Simon: Watch this...

Tobi: Alright, alright, oi!

Tobi: Oi!

Manny: You're fake

Tobi: Go on Si'

Tobi: Oh my gosh!

*Crossbar ting*

*Collective aaahs*

Tobi: Oi, what was you sayin' about skimmers?

Simon: I said we take skimmers

Manny: I don't think we take skimmers

Simon: You're gonna' lose!

[Intense sound effect]

So my second challenge is to score from the halfway line

There will be a goalkeeper on the penalty place

Simon: And he's not allowed to run back so you've just got to "lob" him

Simon: So basically, all they've got to do is this...

*Clapping*

Simon: That's it

Manny: You guys know I don't like losing, but I might have to take the L today...

Tobi: Oooooooooooh

Tobi: Oh, c'mon, Manny you're better than that

Manny: I'm carrying an injury

(mockingly) "injury"

Tobi: Crabbing!

Tobi: Oooooooooh

Tobi: Oh my... gosh!

Tobi: He might actually be injured...

Tobi: Last go...

Tobi: Ohhhh!

Tobi: Come on!

Tobi: Flashback to Wembley Cup...

Manny: A'ite

Tobi: Simon! What was that?!

Manny: Tobi!

Manny: How's your day been so far?

Tobi: No letters mate, no letters

(Dramatic music) THE PUNISHMENT!

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else...

...the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed...

...the way you smile at the ground, it- :)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
welcome /ˈwelkəm/ A2	verb - to greet someone arriving
master /ˈmæstər/ B1	noun - a person highly skilled in a particular field
challenge /ˈtʃælɪndʒ/ B1	noun - a task or situation that tests someone's abilities
attempts /əˈtempts/ B1	noun - an effort to do something
ready /ˈredi/ A2	adjective - prepared for something
challenge /ˈtʃælɪndʒ/ B1	verb - to dispute the truth or validity of something
cringe /krɪndʒ/ B2	adjective - causing someone to feel embarrassed or awkward
faith /feɪθ/ B1	noun - trust and confidence in someone or something
consistent /kənˈsɪstənt/ B2	adjective - unchanging in form or character
penalty /ˈpenəlti/ B1	noun - a punishment for breaking a rule
solid /ˈsɒlɪd/ B1	adjective - firm and stable
confident /ˈkɒnfɪdənt/ B2	adjective - feeling or showing self-assurance
rabona /rəˈboʊnə/ C1	noun - a football skill where a player kicks the ball by crossing one leg behind the other
lob /lɒb/ B1	verb - to throw or hit something in a high arc
injury /ˈɪndʒəri/ B1	noun - physical harm or damage to someone's body
whippage /ˈwɪpɪdʒ/ C2	noun - excessive curve or spin on a football

Key Grammar Structures

• If the others can't do it in 3 attempts, they get a letter

  ➔ Conditional sentence (Type 1)

  ➔ The structure 'If + present simple, future simple' is used for likely conditions. Here, 'If the others can't do it' (present simple) + 'they get a letter' (future simple).

• This is basically 'H.O.R.S.E.' but, it's going to spell out S.D.M.N.

  ➔ Present continuous for future plans

  ➔ 'It's going to spell out' uses the present continuous ('is going to') to express a future plan or arrangement.

• I'm not looking to get an 'S', so...

  ➔ Present continuous for future intentions

  ➔ 'I'm not looking to get' uses the present continuous to express a future intention or lack thereof.

• That didn't hit, did it?

  ➔ Tag question

  ➔ The tag question 'did it?' is added to a negative statement ('That didn't hit') to seek confirmation.

• I'm bad enough at penalties when I can see...

  ➔ Adverbial clause of time

  ➔ 'When I can see' is an adverbial clause of time that indicates the condition under which the speaker is bad at penalties.