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[English]

Hey guys! So you'll be happy to know that i've washed my bed sheets since making the slime video

But I have been finding glitter everywhere

Everywhere!

Anyways, today we're going from slime to psychology

That's how it rolls on this channel, you just don't know what you're gonna get

so I'm gonna dive straight into my pink, squishy little brain

And find out some things that I didn't even know about myself

and I'm also gonna do it for you as well

so if you wanna play along

get a pen and paper or get a notepad open

or if you're watching this in the future, psychicly, write it all down on your

Apple iBrain. as we're going to be doing a psychology test called

A Walk Through The Woods

which also involves virtually going outside so if anyone asks if you've

been outside today, you technically have. With me. In our minds.

So I'd like you to close your eyes and picture yourself walking through some woods.

and I'm gonna ask you some questions and the first thing that comes into your head is the

and I'm gonna ask you some questions and the first thing that comes into your head is the

answer, so don't think about it loads

and try and think of the funniest thing, just go with the first

instinct, that's your answer

and that's gonna get the best result. You might want to pause after

I ask each question because I'm gonna say my answer straight away

and I don't wanna cloud your judgment.

So get your finger on that pause button. READY

Lets do it. You are walking in the woods

(Giggle) Is that my narration voice?

Are we going with this? You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

See my mind just went to Captain America and I don't know why, but that's good. (Giggle)

I guess that's my answer now.

I'm walking with Captain America.

Question 2: You are, oh, I've stopped the voice now. Sorry.

You're walking through - I KNOW I'M WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS, I just said that.

You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

See my mind just went to mammoth...uh (Giggles)

Which are neither found in the woods, NOR live....

(Crickets)

At all. (Giggles)

I was tryna' think of the word for extinct..

but it could be reality, because in the future, what they could do is like, create a mammoth sperm from a frozen mammoth leg..

and then- (Giggling) Leg. And-

Might not find it in a leg, and then, uh, put it inside an elephant egg and then birth it out of an artificial womb, creating a mammoth?

Which has some moral implications

but I would be very excited

to visit the mammoth and eventually visit Jurassic Park,

Which would lead to my death, but I'd still go.

ANYWAY!

Whatever. Write down your animal.

3!

What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Uh...hmm, I think I'd look at it and then..

I'd.. stroke it.

Mammoths are friendly, right?

Siri! Were mammoths...vegetarians?

Siri: I didn't find any matching restaurants.

Res- what? I wasn't asking you about restaurants!

You are just betraying me today, Siri.

Ok, I'll Google it the old-fashioned way, how the cavemen did it.

The woolly mammoth was vegetarian and used their tusks to excavate the snow and uproot tundra grass with it's trunk.

There we go! I would give it a little stroke and I'd feed it a bit of tundra grass while I was at it.

You walk deeper into the woods and you see a clearing before you.

There is your DREAM house, describe it's size.

See, I don't think I'd have a mansion

You see some celebrities living in mansions and it's like..

How are you gonna get to your bedroom if it's 14 miles away, why would you want all that space?

I think I'd want a swanky penthouse with enough room for a dog to run around

Looking at some kind of city skyline.

Am I in New York? My mind went to New York then.

I think I'm in the woods. I'm on the edge of Central Park and..that's my skyline.

Ok. So tall, but not too big.

Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

I don't think it was, in my mind. I think I could just go in.

You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining table.

Describe what you see on and around the table.

I'm walking in, I'm seeing the dining table. It's set up, ready for food.

There's some flowers in the middle on the table, lookin' nice.

and.. A goldfish bowl. Probably getting a bit of inspiration from the Sims now.

You..wah, you exit the house through the back door.

If I'm in a penthouse, is that to my death?

Blaaaa.

Uh, (Giggles)

The end of the story is, I die.

Lying on the grass is a cup.

What material is the cup made out of?

Ooh, my mind just went to metal. That's weird. Why am I picturing a metal cup?

I'm sure it'll mean something. I'm a psychopath.

What do you do with the cup?

If I just found a cup on the ground, I'd probably put it in the bin

'Cause you wouldn't wanna take it home and drink from it, would you?

Who's mouths been around that? You don't wanna get herpes.

You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water.

What type of body of water is it? A body of water?

Well I guess I'm in Central Park, I think it's like a puddle?

(Giggles) It's what I pictured, like a dirty puddle.

How would you cross the water? I'd jump over it.

Because...I don't like getting my trainers wet in puddle water, 'cause then they squeak.

Find out your results below. OH WE'RE DONE! - melodic noises of happiness _

So make sure all the answers are written down, because we're about to analyse what it means.

The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance

to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

Please don't judge me too hard on these answers.

But yeah, answer yours along with me.

The person you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

(Giggles) So, Captain America is the most important person in my life.

I mean, he's up there. Have you seen the Twitter posts he does with his dogs?

It's ridiculous.

It makes my heart melt.

But yeah, Captain America! I'll take it!

The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

Oh, I had a mammoth!

So I think my problem- (Giggles) I guess, the word mammoth is used to describe the biggest of problems.

Guys, I've got a mammoth problem over here.

I guess I do freak out, if I've got something on my mind, I do make it into a bigger issue than it is

so I think that makes sense.

I'm always like "OH, what's gonna happen, what's gonna go wrong, everything's gonna go wrong"

When it's always fine. I always make things into mammoths when they're probably just stoats.

The severity of your interaction you had with the animal - as if anyone's just gonna murder the animal, jesus.

is representative of how you deal with the problems, passive or aggressive.

I stroked the mammoth and gave it some tundra grass, so.. (Giggles)

I guess I'm quite passive with my problems. I like to feed them..grass and.. stroke them

(Giggles) So.. Maybe I should've killed the mammoth, maybe that would be a better thing.

I am getting better though, I'd say some advice with facing a problem is just deal with it straight away

like if you've got to make an awkward phone call

Just do it that morning because then you won't just be like bubbling up about it the entire day

and then it's gone, you can have a free day and play some Final Fantasy XV

The size of your house is representative to the size of your ambitions.

Well I guess if I'm in the top of a skyscraper..

My ambitions are pretty high

so that might be a good thing.

Imagine if someone said a tiny lego house. I'll build you an extension with more lego. Have a little bit more ambition.

I believe in you.

Oh it's the fence. No offence. (Ba dum tss)

(Giggles) Eh, is indic- shush.

No fence! Oh, I had no fence.

Is indicative of an open personality.

Presence of a fence indicates a closed personality.

You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

If someone's coming to my house and they haven't warned me, I'd be like...what are you doing?

I'm in my pants. You coulda warned me.

So, I don't agree. Maybe my house did have a fence, I just didn't see it.

Ooh, the table setting, wow this is a depressing one.

If your answer did not include food, people or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

I got the flowers! I don't think I had food, it was ready for food to go on it and there was no people there.

(Giggles) But I'm gonna hold onto those flowers.

That is interesting though, 'cause the house in my mind was empty

Stop judging me, quiz.

The durability of the material which the cup is made of, oh this is complicated.

is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1.

(Giggles) So me and Captain America have a steely relationship. It's so strong.

Chris Evans for life.

Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1, so

(Laughs)

So I just put Captain America in the bin.

I'm sorry.

I guess I'm a fickle person.

I didn't like Civil War as much as everyone else. There, I said it.

The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your desire for love.

Mine was a dirty puddle, so (Laughs)

Read into that what you will.

How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your love life.

I just hopped right over it. I bet loads of you had like, expansive lakes that you swam through.

(Giggles) I just had a dirty puddle. Wow.

and that's the end of the quiz!

(Cheering) That was fun! I feel like I've learned something about myself.

Hopefully you enjoyed that. If you got any funny answers please leave them in the comments below because I would love to read them

and give me a thumbs up if you enjoyed it and I might do another psychology test in the future.

but I'm gonna head off into the wilderness now, back into the woods

Uh, if you wanna subscribe you can subscribe to my channel or the gaming channel by clicking one of those buttons

My last video is over there

and I will see you in the dream world

as I gallop past you on a mammoth

Stroking Captain America's hair

Goooooodbye!

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
psychology /saɪˈkɒlədʒi/ B2	noun - The scientific study of the human mind and its functions.
instinct /ˈɪnstɪŋkt/ B2	noun - A natural or intuitive way of acting.
extinct /ɪkˈstɪŋkt/ B2	adjective - Having no living members; no longer in existence.
artificial /ˌɑːtɪˈfɪʃl/ B2	adjective - Made by human beings rather than occurring naturally.
implication /ˌɪmplɪˈkeɪʃn/ C1	noun - The conclusion that can be drawn from something; a consequence.
interaction /ˌɪntərˈækʃn/ B2	noun - Communication or direct involvement with someone or something.
excavate /ˈekskəveɪt/ C2	verb - To make a hole or channel by digging.
mansion /ˈmænʃn/ B2	noun - A large, impressive house.
penthouse /ˈpenthau s/ C1	noun - A luxury flat at the top of a building.
analyse /ˈænəlaɪz/ B2	verb - Examine methodically and in detail.
relevance /ˈreləvəns/ B2	noun - The quality of being closely connected or appropriate.
representative /ˌreprɪˈzentətɪv/ B2	adjective - Typical of a class, group, or body of opinion.
perception /pəˈsepʃn/ C1	noun - The way in which something is regarded or understood.
severity /sɪˈverəti/ C1	noun - The fact or condition of being severe; intensity.
ambition /æmˈbɪʃn/ B2	noun - A strong desire to do or to achieve something.
indicative /ɪnˈdɪkətɪv/ C2	adjective - Serving as a sign or indication of something.
durability /ˌdjʊərəˈbɪləti/ C1	noun - The ability to withstand wear, pressure, or damage.

Key Grammar Structures

• So you'll be happy to know that I've washed my bed sheets since making the slime video

  ➔ Present Perfect Tense

  ➔ The phrase 'I've washed' uses the present perfect tense to indicate an action that occurred in the past but has relevance to the present.

• If you wanna play along, get a pen and paper or get a notepad open

  ➔ Conditional Sentence (Type 1)

  ➔ The phrase 'If you wanna play along' introduces a conditional sentence, followed by the result clause 'get a pen and paper'.

• You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

  ➔ Present Continuous Tense

  ➔ The phrase 'You are walking' uses the present continuous tense to describe an action happening now.

• I'd probably put it in the bin 'cause you wouldn't wanna take it home and drink from it

  ➔ Contractions and Modal Verb (would)

  ➔ The contraction 'I'd' stands for 'I would', and 'wouldn't' for 'would not'. The modal verb 'would' is used for hypothetical situations.

• The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

  ➔ Subject-Verb Agreement

  ➔ The singular subject 'size' agrees with the singular verb 'is'.

• I guess I'm quite passive with my problems. I like to feed them..grass and.. stroke them

  ➔ Ellipsis

  ➔ The sentence uses ellipsis to omit repeated words, such as 'I like to feed them grass and stroke them'.

• If someone's coming to my house and they haven't warned me, I'd be like...what are you doing?

  ➔ Contractions and Indirect Speech

  ➔ The contraction 'someone's' stands for 'someone has', and indirect speech is used to report what someone said without quoting directly.

• I just had a dirty puddle, so read into that what you will.

  ➔ Ellipsis and Invitative Sentence

  ➔ The sentence uses ellipsis to omit 'I just had a dirty puddle, so you can read into that what you will.' It also invites the listener to interpret the statement freely.